Friends in far away lands Edition
>de gay
anime a shit
cara a shit
maisie a shit
haha the madman
why can't faggots and lefties handle the banter
Azusa
tfw when yiou watch a film and a character goes to sleep and it looks so comfortable you feel like dozing off
going to do a sleep right now
a question /brit/, which is more degenerate wanking to asmr or wanking to feet?
>>51846331
muh feelings
Lads any of you ever "broken and resumed" a train journey? Need clarification on what this actually means
I live in Chelmsford and travel to Stratford for work every day, and next weekend I will be going to Euston straight after work to travel up to Liverpool.
If I buy a single that day from Chelmsford to Euston, will I be able to get out at Stratford for work, then get back through the barriers and continue onto Euston straight after work?
the 1p-lsd is getting the better of em klads
LISTEN, WE'RE IN THE SHIT RIGHT NOW.
BUT LIFE IS A GAME OF INCHES.
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
きゃろらいんちゃろんぷろっぷきゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ
>>51846331
Faggot here.
I really don't care what Tyson said, it means nothing.
It's your Peter Thatchell types that care.
They scream the loudest and get heard by more people. Most of us are quiet and just don't give a shit.
Why do Brits have carpets on their ceilings?
>>51846237
>mfw there are somehow people out there who actually like big asses like that
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
shitty outdated autism-ridden game with terrible graphics and bad programming that represents a franchise ruled by furfaggots and deviantartists
VS
Revolutionary indie game that provides intelectually deep progressive characters with strong lgbt and feminist representation coupled with top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
>hear myself when speaking
>voice sounds kind of high pitched and beta
>hear a recording of myself speaking
>voice is deep as fuck and sound like a retarded oaf
sm h
>>51846426
>Liking balding men
>>51846430
lol low-test babby
You ain't no muslim bruv = You are a muslim bruv, because he's saying you aren't not a muslim brother.
>>51846445
who cares you stupid nerd
>>51846448
It's because you're Irish Jimmy. Because you're Irish.
>>51846370
Yeah I've done it before with no issues. Your ticket might not let you through the barriers as you try to get back on the train though. If it's busy then whoever is tending the gate won't even bother to look at your ticket and just open the gate for you.
Basically the barriers don't like you doing it but I've never been caught for it.
If Tyson Fury gets arrested I'm going to leave this lefty SJW shithole of a country
>>51846448
>Hear myself talk
>Hate myself
>>51846448
you hear the vibrations in your skull so it sounds different
>>51846471
If they have a nice face, hair isn't that much of a big deal.
Can any of you friendly Brits tell me about Birmimgham?
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/666373341402505216
lets see
horrid accent check
ugly as fuck, check
intensely narcissistic check
defines herself with retarded politics check
unironically thinks churchill was worse than stalin check
posts about being suicidal to get attention check
this cunt needs a raping
Lads what personality type do you all have
INTP here
wish i could afford slp to be honest
>>51846550
better than seeing a picture of yourself 2bf
>>51846356
depends on what kind of asmr
>>51846445
>8 year olds
>wanting to play an indie game that provides intelectually deep progessive characters with strong lgbt and feminist representation coupled with top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
>>51846562
yeh, don't go there
>>51846542
You're not really though so simmer down lad.
>>51846574
hardcore
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBGqf8Nm3rY
>Tyson ' The Gypsy, working class Mancunian, and Catholic' Fury doesnt like gays
Why is it illegal in 2015 to be a white male with opinions that differ from the norm
Why is hating gays now as bad as racism? Gays are freaks and they're all kiddy fiddlers too.
>>51846562
It's a Muslim filled shit hole.
Steer clear, if you must go to the midlands or around there, head to Tamworth, Polesworth, Atherstone, Stratford upon Avon or somewhere else.
stood in dog poo earlier
>>51846574
Lamprey-kin
>>51846562
Contrary to what many say its very nice desu
im a non-spiritual transcendentalist epicurean radical centrist.
very interesting article! x
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3146070/Mixed-race-relationships-making-taller-smarter-Children-born-genetically-diverse-parents-intelligent-ancestors.html
i am gay
ama
>>51846661
>>51846657
Peter Thatchell..
I hate bulked up muscle mary gyppo shit heads.
Not because he's white or straight, but because he's an ugly tramp.
:^)
welp trump has completely ruined his chance at a presidency
AIN'T NO = AREN'T NO AS YOU ARE. ITS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE, THE FIRST NEGATIVE NEGATES THE SECOND.
HE'S DEFENDING THE ATTACKER AGAINST FUTURE ACCUSATIONS OF NOT BEING A MUSLIM.
HE'S NOT SAYING THE ATTACKER IS NOT A MUSLIM.
>>51846719
Hello, Gay
>>51846754
>implying he had a chance
>>51846719
can i b ur bf
>>51846731
Hes actually interesting though. why does everybody have a hateboner for him?
>>51846754
How many times has this been said already?
>>51846661
its genetic so they are literally a race/cultural group
>>51846754
>said every news outlet, every week for the last 6 months
>>51846710
Stop being such a faggot
>>51846754
Hardly. The only people who were going to vote for him aren't going to be soured by his desire to remove kebab. If anything they probably feel the same thing.
You have ten seconds to say something nice about Muslims.
>>51846772
Why was this deleted
>>51846819
you ain't no muslim bruv
>>51846819
They make kebabs
>>51846819
They don't steal as much as niggers
>>51846754
Yeah yanks who would have voted for him last week will be really put off by him saying stuff about mudslimes
>>51846511
Aight cheers lad, save me a few quid that will
Only £12 for a single I usually pay £14.65 a day for a return
>>51846819
Saw one of them washing his foot in the sink in a bathroom. People wash their hands in there ffs.
>>51846786
More chance than you'll ever have
>>51846754
why?
because of the Muslims thing?
he's "ruined" his media reputation which was already bad, as if most Americans won't vote for him JUST because of that.
>>51846719
At what age do you think you'll get HIV?
>>51846819
Muslim countries have an extensive and rich history so I wouldn't just nuke them, I'd have to kill them all in a more delicate way so their nations historical relics are not lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBKnpyoFEBo
getting fed up no-one replies to my tunes anymore so going to post hot female with it
>>51846798
Nah faggotry is a choice, mostly to get attention and try and rebel against the status quo
>>51846796
Because he's ugly, well that's why I dislike him.
He just reeks of ghetto tramp trash.
>>51846819
they are adherents of islam which is objectively the right religion
>>51846819
Their hair is small.
>>51846911
caring about things more than people is literally a sign of autism
This is so interesting. lul. You guys suck.
Reminder that all muslims are mentally ill
>>51846819
I like their architecture and sense of naturalistic beauty
also their highly disciplined lifestyle.
>>51846973
you ain't no muslim bruv
>>51846754
>>51846804
This
Ignore the media
>>51846920
Not really.
My dick doesn't get hard over women. My dick gets rock hard over other men.
It's as simple and as basic as that.
There is no attention, there is no ulterior motive, there is no deep underlined ambition other than to have horny sex with good looking men.
You know, like how your dick gets rock hard over a hot woman?
Just accept this, it's how it is.
>>51846941
>Muslim """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
It genuinely amuses me when people post anti-gay stuff in these threads.
I'm a loser and so are you. The difference is because I'm a gay loser I can have casual sex whenever I want, whereas you are most likely a virgin.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449600129255.webm
Is this supposed to be sexy?
>>51846719
pick me I want to be ur bf
What accent does this girl have? It's so lovely ;_;
https://youtu.be/1Ez5BrV4E4w?t=14s
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award
>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
>>51847028
i'vee shagged three (3) fat women actually.
>>51847044
I don't like any of these people
>>51847029
nice
fancy a walnut whip lads
![1415957129889_wps_9_xNasir_al_mulk_old_panora[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJ7ZsBD.jpg "1415957129889_wps_9_xNasir_al_mulk_old_panora[1].jpg")
mosques are lit af 2bf 2bh imo pham
>>51846985
being forced to not consume pork or alcohol under pain of lashings or worse because a paedophile illiterate war lord says so isn't discipline mate.
>>51847044
>voting for anyone besides ribena
ribena has been the least obtrusive of all of these and has provided far more sophisticated intrigue and laughs than any of the others.
>>51847044
gas yourself you fucking cretin
>>51847028
Choosing to be a faggot just so you can get your dick sucked.
That's even more degenerate than actually being a normal faggot.
>>51847034
Mancunian
>>51847034
South England generic accent.
>>51847029
No
Were you not able to come to that conclusion yourself?
>>51847083
That's the point
>>51846671
>Calls Birmingham a shithole
>Tells people to go to atherstone and tamworth
Birmingham is alright really
>>51847028
typical homo-freak, this is why you filthy fuckers spread so much AIDS
god bless AIDS by the way
>All this ain't no muslim bruvs itt can't even keep up
>rio tinto
>anglo american
>Lockheed Martin
>BaE
>Rolls Royce Aerospace
>BP
>Royal Dutch Shell
WHY DOES THE ANLGO KNOW NO BOUNDS
>>51847028
I'm gay and I haven't found this to be true, I have a tough time finding other gays
Are you from a city? Because I'm from a small town
>>51847115
Incorrect. As individuals, they are equally obnoxious, but as far as the little cults of personality around them, Lisicki's is basically non-existant and therefore the best.
>>51847034
south-east England. but not too much of a local twang.
>>51847134
it's the best accent in english language desu senpai baka prove me wrong bbq
>>51847115
I gave him my vote based on the level of effort he used to through in maintaining his gimmick
redpill:
'ribena' is a fictional character made up by a few shitposters
Allo y'all.
>>51847112
Pork is silly when you live in a cold country or in the 21st century
but the alcohol thing is sensible and really the Quran itself doesn't ban alcohol but says you should "restrain" yourself and not get drunk for prayer/mosque
>>51846871
dont you have an oyster card m8
>tfw no goerdie gf
>>51847028
>casual sex
disgusting desu
tfw no pure bf
No True Scotsman should be renamed No True Muslim
>>51846426
watched a man from uncle again today
good film 2bh
>>51846671
>tamworth
shit, muh snowdome
>polesworth
never even heard of it so i assume its really shit
>athertone
same as above
>stratford upon avon
comfy but only for a day out, get a bit bored of muh shakespeare shit
birmingham is based tbqh
t. brummie.
>>51847044
>lisicki who
>ribeina who
>carafag who
>thailad who
>>51847225
>normie doesn't understand how people like ribena can exist
>>51847231
great but neither is discipline.
>>51847163
Atherstone and Tamworth are actually nice places.
Small little inbred white villages full of rosey cheeked, fat, blue eye'd inbreds.
is Birmingham the Brampton of England?
>>51847083
wow rude
>>51847173
>t. bitter virgin
face is clean but my conscience is dirty
>>51847312
Its the mecca
>>51847244
yeah I do m8 but I have to pay minimum £12 with my railcard anyway because I get a peak morning train. So the oyster is useless in this case
>>51847217
>>51847225
he's better than lisicki who is just an idiot or thailad who is a megalomaniac with histronic issues.
i also think he's just a myth, but its interesting nonetheless.
>>51847206
ribena doesn't respond to people, he just lays out posts and people resond to them.
unironically like thailad tbqh
>>51847312
Its the Munich of England
>>51847265
>t. brummie.
Your accents are enough to issue the death penalty for your sort.
Atherstone is an ancient village in Midlands and Tamworth is also.
You're not a brummy*
>>51847044
They're all pretty shit human beings, not even memeing.
Thailad is the least awful I guess.
>>51847257
it should be renamed to:
u aint no muslim bruv
>>51847198
if you drive just use grindr and set it to 100 miles around you or whatever
>>51846772
great post
>>51846787
no
>>51846905
nevre
>>51847032
na
thanks for all the questions guys its been a pleasure talking with you all, please buy tickets to see my new fuilm
>>51846599
I am, I have relatives in Australia and I can move there whenever I want.
>>51847306
restraining yourself from vice and keeping an orderly prayer schedule as well as learning to overcome the limitations/base desires of the body through fasting all help build discipline.
its a very spartan way of life, like a military schedule which I assume was Muhammad's intent in turning the Arabs into an empire
>>51847361
most people do desu, disliking him is a meme
>>51847260
>>51847444
no he's a mong
>>51847436
nah. islam is just fucking shit and doesn't help anything.
>>51847378
is Munich the Mississauga of Germany?
>>51847361
this 2bh
There's is really no difference between Thailad and Lickdicki
>>51847357
well dont try and use the tube and youll be fine then
>>51847469
Fuck off fatboy
Lads 4chan seems like the perfect place to host alcoholics anonymous type meetings. Why isnt there /alcoholics/ or /suicidal/ or /cocaine/ general? Would any of you attend one of these
>>51847392
Thailad is a literal pedo
Ribena has a matyr complex and makes enemies of everyone he meets
Lisicki is the worst, no redeemable qualities at all
I like Cara desu, just wish he'd find some new pics
>>51847561
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>51847543
I think there is a alcoholics general on /ck/ or maybe /adv/
>>51847561
>>51847543
They do exist and are actually helpful to some people
>>51847543
isn't /adv/ full of waahhh i'm so depressed types
>>51847543
>/cocaine/ general
there use to be the manchester uni fags who'd chat shit about drugs all the time tbf
>>51847414
Do you ever get worried about meeting with these strangers?
>>51847543
I need opiates anonymous ;-;
noone is replying so why not as well post a troll
Watching Jessica Jones on Netflix.
Pretty entertaining.
>>51847561
I doubt thailad is literally a pedo though
Caralad is a non-entity, all he does is post cara, I don't even notice it anymore.
>>51847578
>>51847595
Seems nice actually desu. But tripcodes should be banned in those types of bthreads. Come to think of it why isnt there an option to ban tripcode usage in a thread you create?
>>51847519
Eh? If I get a single from Chelmsford to Euston it covers the tube journeys mate
>>51847682
Ask Hiro
>>51847669
>pedo
fuck off yank
haha guess what lads ;)
>>51847660
Put steins;gate on
>>51847682
If you have 4chanx you can set it to either filter tripcunts or remove the trip completely so everyone is anonymous, if thats what you want
>>51847561
>Lisicki is the worst, no redeemable qualities at all
fuck off, i'm literally one of the reasons /brit/ is so famous. Without me this would be shit tier, I'm a 4chan celebrity, people want to see me here and hence come here.
>>51847578
yeah it's on /ck/, I quite like lurking it for some reason.
Chris Morris desu
Watching CW's the Flash.
Pretty good tbqh (to be quite honest pham)
>>51847669
He makes new threads
>>51847728
imagine the pedo ep of brass eye being made today
>>51847712
what
>>51847723
>fuck off, i'm literally one of the reasons /brit/ is so famous. Without me this would be shit tier, I'm a 4chan celebrity, people want to see me here and hence come here.
>>51847728
good post
>>51847617
not really they're just middle class white guys
>>51847735
Also main character who plays flash is fit as fuck.
10/10 would poke and prod with cock.
>>51847561
Half of them are peados actually.
You win 95 billion quid on the Euromillions.
What's your game plan?
>>51847792
Fucking nay chance, still surprised 4 lions got made
>>51847561
i miss brum desu, last time we spoke he was banging on about all kinds of weird esoteric stuff he was getting into so i reckon he's gone mad :\
>>51847694
wont have a maltese cross on it desu
but sure have fun
>>51847819
Probably give some of it away to lads on /brit/.
Buy a country house somewhere near a forest.
And a holiday home in the Canary Islands.
>>51847715
>Anime
Fuck off
>>51847798
*whispers in your ear*
dont tell anyone alright la?
>>51847719
Yeah but that doesnt stop all the attentionwhores from ruining threads. E.g. FWG and Crazyaga
>>51847819
buy Heart of Midlothian football club
>>51847819
Give a load to my mum then put most of it in the bank and limit myself to a weekly allowance.
Probably go buy a small house with a nice garden in the countryside, pursue my hobbies, and maybe volunteer somewhere or study something.
>>51847819
Harem of sex slaves
>>51847843
hes still shitposting every fucking day
get a dutch proxy and post something dutch culture related and he'll tell you how dutch people always want to talk about themselves and post 400 pictures of small foamy beers
>>51847792
It got a vicious reaction back when it was made, and it ended the show..
I'm not sure what would happen today. People would shit their pants.
>>51847819
Buy one of those fancy fleshlights with breasts and a butthole
>>51847819
See if I can afford a Freddo.
>>51847819
two words: /brit/ island
>>51847862
Of course it will. If I buy a ticket to Euston it has to actually get me to Euston. This includes any tube routes necessary to get me there. I've bought tickets from Chelmsford to Paddington before and this is exactly how it worked
>>51847929
Shiiiiiiiet even with 95 billion a woman won't touch you?
Deeeeeyam...
>>51847819
Run for Prime Minister
>>51847816
all
>>51847921
>it ended the show
the show had already ended, it was a one off special
>>51847819
probably give most away i don't what that responsibility
>>51847969
Just smear your face with boot polish and cry racism if they try to check your ticket.
>>51847819
1/3rd into a Trust for my family. The interest would be paid out to them monthly.
1/3rd on property. A Luxury home in central London, Paris, New York City and Berlin.
1/3rd on a bunch of buy to let properties.
>>51847933
>haha le freddos are expensive now meme
this is literally facebook tier now, fuck off
>>51847819
fund anti-islam politics
official ballot for /brit/ 2015 "personality" of the year award
>Lisicki (190cmMasterRace)
>Ribena (Poleaboo)
>Carafag (Dutchfag)
>Thailad (Thailand)
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405
Voting has slowed over the last few minutes, so I'd like to take a moment and stress that all of you cast your votes before the deadline if you want your vote to be counted.
Thank you
>>51847915
:^)
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>>51848089
why werent there nominations
shit poll
>>51847819
Make my waifu real
What does lisicki think of muzzies
>>51848089
I vote Hampshirelad that guy is the best
which match are you watching tonight lads?
>>51848163
he's a smelly little leftist so probably loves them
you aint no christian bruv
>>51848135
Because the nominees were obvious
Lisicki and ribena were the big two, Carafag is the biggest waifufag and Thailad is the biggest proxyfag
>canada
>>51848205
coursework
>>51847843
im fine, just no longer a personality.
don't post/browse /brit/ often either.
>>51848205
the one where the man kicks the ball
hey caralad how much you you pay to get a whiff of cara's undies?
>>51848271
95 billion
>>51848205
Simulcast
Deport oz to /Balt/
>>51848256
why have you got a brit flag now? did you graduate senpai?
>>51847862
see m8 it includes the tube
>>51848212
He's also a commie tho
So atheism and such
>>51848163
Let's learn a little more about what parties out candidates support
>Lisicki - Labour
>Ribena - UKIP
>Thailad - BNP
>Carafag - People's Party for Freedom and Democracy
Northern English accents are the best accents desu
feeling a bit peckish lads
>>51848302
yeah doing my masters here. not going to say which uni but its a very good one.
>>51848289
that's like 1.25 bill gates
*buys you a cornetto and a packet of monster munch*
>tfw can't stop going on /pol/
>tfw it just makes me more and more mad
Funny how most men are so obsessed with sacks of adipose tissue
>>51848350
Ribena is literally a fucking paki jesus christ lurk more you stupid cunt. Better yet, fuck off eternally.
yanks > canadians
there i said it
>>51848374
good lad :)
>>51848386
ye but i'm winning it here lid >>51847819
>>51848414
>the ironing
>>51848350
>>Thailad - BNP
lel
i hope you lads don't actually believe poleaboo is real
>beliving in god
>wanting god to save the queen
>thinking she's gracious
>wanting her to live long
>wanting got to send her victorious
>wanting her to be happy and glorious
>wanting her to reign over us for a long time
>wanting god to save the queen
>rasheed and rorke didn't make the nomination list
bit shit ngl
Member that time I b8d all oz to leave /brit/
Oz is just a play thing to me for when I'm bored, nothing more
>>51848488
That's gimmick of the year
>>51848472
Not even memeing
>>51848398
ikft
>>51848521
I though they were people
>>51848481
Back to le Republic of Direland you go!
>>51848163
the real enemies are the jews.
but mussies don't help themselves and make themselves easy targets.
>>51848350
>People's Party for Freedom and Democracy
our pm is a spineless twat 2bh
think hes a bit like cameron in that aspect
