Eternal Anglo edition
nonce edition
bit early
>>51826993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13mo3EaoIYI
FUCK off anime
Who /total fucking loser/ here
>21 kissless virgin
>NEET
>dumb and bad at sports
>no friends
>>51827233
why do you speak like one then
>>51827233
>>51827139
I see your issue now, that recording is me taking the piss out of the Irish accent. Listen to another one.
Bit early lad, janny is gonna be fumin
>>51827271
Don't make fun of him. He does NOT like that
>>51827251
>18 non virgin but no girls know I exist anymore 2bh
>NEET
>can rebuild engines with my eyes closed
>2 best m8s and about 5 close mates, 30 people I could go "alright mate" if I seen them on the street
>spotty
>>51827217
Nice edition
>>51827217
delete this
>>51827277
he likes it when i kiss his nipples and call him daddy janny ;3
>>51827294
lewd
>>51827248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEs7UISFCC
>>51827251
>be me
>58 years old
>kissless handholdless
>never had job
>dying of cancer but to socially awkward to got the hospital
>mum died 4 years ago but I'm too autistic to get her body buried so just leave her in the shed.
>>51827227
i watched a few episodes
the animation is absolute rubbish, feels quite soulless
i had more gripes but i cant remember what they were
i think it picked and chose which plot elements of the manga to follow, while claiming to be a direct adaptation
and the artstyle wasnt much like the manga anyway
much prefer 200 episodes with 150 of them being filler than having the whole series be 24 episodes long
>>51827265
>irish
nah
>>51827311
thx
>>51827251
well at least you were born in australia mate, if you were born in africa you'd be a dead fucking loser.
Friendly reminder that the food you waste could've fed an entire African village.
DUBS
decides what i wank to lads
be lewd and cheeky
>>51827251
>21 kissless, hugless, virgin
>Student
>Not dumb but I am bad at sports
>5 friends
>Last hope is some random American girl I found on Omegle who seems a bit crazy
>>51827319
That is as close as I can get to an Irish accent tbqh.
anyone lurk /his/ ?
>>51827265
oh
well watch yourself or ill hit you
>>51827251
>18 virgin (had kiss, bj and fingered vag though)
>Student still grinding through A levels, hope to be in uni soon
>smart but really bad at procrastinating, socially awkward but not socially disabled. bad at sports
>conventionally handsome but not the modern kind of attractive
>close group of friends of around 8, have friends online too
what category do I fall into>>51827251
Gonna go out for a cheeky spliff lads
>>51827338
light bulb
>>51827314
please be lying
>/his/
>>51827346
I post on /his/
>>51827350
Bring it faggot.
>>51827374
it's not a bad board tbqhwy
>>51827319
Looks like you truly loved the old version lad
>>51827251
>19
>neet
>only reason im not an alcoholic chainsmoker is i have no income
>dropped out of 6th form
>dropped out of college a year later
ive had multiple g/bfs, had my fanny ravaged by several, look great, keep fit, got bare productive hobbies/skills, have a good circle of friends and im happy to wait for a good gf though so im not too pathetic
>>51827251
>18, never had a female friend
>graduate of an all boys catholic high school
>NEET
>brain damaged from abusing psychedelics
>probably a fuggo
>no friends
>dysfunctional family
>it's not a bad board
>>51827429
post feet
>>51827429
Just kill yourself tbqh.
>>51827429
>look great
how do you know if you have a nice face?
don't you fluctuate between feeling fuggo and hot depending on the day?
>>51827429
It's not that hard to be an alcoholic chain smoker from just your neetbucks.
>i continually post fedora images
>>51827429
Just get a job.
>I played WoW instead of RuneScape as a child
>I have multiple images of a Welsh tripfag saved
>>51827429
>look great, keep fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtxK7wNUBPk
>>51827429
What course were you doing at uni?
>>51827507
have a whole folder tbf (to be frank)
>>51827523
Islamic Studies
I'm at work so I don't even have extra flags but I can tell Buckinghamshire's gone full attention mode because of that yank girl last thread haha
wew lass
>>51827422
its my favourite thing desu
>>51827459
whys that
>>51827443
na
>>51827471
obviously everyone has bad days
makeup/good hair/what you wear is a big part in it tho
>>51827479
i dont get any neetbucks
>>51827500
yeah its on the cards
>>51827551
i need to assert my dominance so she finds me attractive
>>51827509
what do you mean
>>51827523
college not uni
btec rubbish to pass the time
>>51827589
>college not uni
same thing innit?
>>51827589
>whys that
Attention whoring.
there may be more girls lurking
>>51827608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English#Education
>>51827612
ive got to make a living somehow
>>51827503
the kids that played runescape were fucking tragic. literally the most autistic, greasy, malformed kids at school.
>>51827623
Get a job.
>>51827589
filtered
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saracens_F.C.
>literally a rugby union whose name is another word for muslims
>based in london
>>51827630
spoken like a true WoW player
literally played runescapre for like a week then never played it again
warcraft 3 was my childhood
i downloaded it again recently
>New Zealand's
>>51827716
somehow ours is better than yours even though it's a copy
>>51827716
Maoris aren't that bad in all honesty
doing a play with cat
>>51827716
Dirty slut, look at her she's gagging for it.
>>51827740
really think people on 4chan that aren't from new zealand really give them a bad stereotype for no reason
>>51827768
nonce
i know this has been discussed a dozen times, but i still cannot understand how the brits can be so ugly.
the british have to be the ugliest creatures walking the earth.
of all the animals, of all the races, the british are by far the most repulsive living thing that has ever walked the earth.
i'm not trying to be disrespectful, but i can't for the life of me understand how the brits can be so ugly.
i don't mean to be rude, i just don't know how else to put it.
are the brits even earthlings? because no other living creature on planet earth is as ugly.
i mean, you can look at a monkey and find it cute, but you look at a brit and you find it repulsing.
you can look at a lion and think its majestic, but you look at a brit and you just think its disgusting.
you know you're ugly when animals are easier on the eyes than you.
looks wise, brits are literally below animals.
again, i'm not trying to be disrespectful, i'm just curious as to why the british are so ugly?
>>51827716
Fuck it, I'm just going to say it: Australia's is awesome and impo the best one.
I especially like the leaves
I love ours (USA's) but there's no denying it looks shit my comparison
>>51827793
genetics la
>>51827793
rasheed
>>51827793
>i know this has been discussed a dozen times, but i still cannot understand how the brits can be so ugly.
>the british have to be the ugliest creatures walking the earth.
>of all the animals, of all the races, the british are by far the most repulsive living thing that has ever walked the earth.
>i'm not trying to be disrespectful, but i can't for the life of me understand how the brits can be so ugly.
>i don't mean to be rude, i just don't know how else to put it.
>are the brits even earthlings? because no other living creature on planet earth is as ugly.
>i mean, you can look at a monkey and find it cute, but you look at a brit and you find it repulsing.
>you can look at a lion and think its majestic, but you look at a brit and you just think its disgusting.
>you know you're ugly when animals are easier on the eyes than you.
>looks wise, brits are literally below animals.
>again, i'm not trying to be disrespectful, i'm just curious as to why the british are so ugly?
>>51827774
they're jealous that we have Maoris instead of blacks and just highlight the mongrel mob types
Maoris are literally just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESD3mlgpSwM
>>51827793
I blame the Viking rape tbqh Sven.
>Fuck it, I'm just going to say it: Australia's is awesome and impo the best one.
yanks brown nosing the oz again
>>51827784
fuck off dario
>>51827797
An Aboriginal berry picker designed it.
>>51827251
same except i'm pretty good at basketball
>>51827882
i would do this to you
>>51827825
>pretending "Once Were Warriors" isn't factually accurate
>>51827829
They do it to avoid the banter.
>>51827900
it is in South Auckland
> YOUR NEW EMPIRE, AMERICA?
>>51827904
oz banter is weak
>>51827251
>64
>vietnam vet
>died 5 years ago
FML
>>51827898
sorry m8 i'm not yet desperate enough to get down like that
>>51827910
what people dont understand about those films is that lucas literally forced the jedi to act wooden, because theyre meant to be emotionless
but obviously doesnt come across that well to watch
>>51827314
is this real?
>>51827916
>A LEAF
>>51827716
>australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a backwards step
fucking GOAT
need to extradite oz to balt
>>51827982
/balt/ is the best general 2bh
>>51827961
> Star Wars could have been deep and interesting if not for Lucas
>>australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a backwards step
nothing like waking up on a nice grey day hull lads
need a poo
"Britain is no longer a Christian country and should stop acting as if it is."
>A two-year commission, chaired by the former senior judge Baroness Butler-Sloss, calls for public life to be systematically de-Christianized. It says the decline of church-going and the rise of Islam and other beliefs mean a “new settlement” is needed for religion in the U.K., giving more official influence to non-religious voices and those of non-Christian faiths.
>The number of Church of England bishops in the Lords should be replaced with imams, rabbis and other non-other non-Christian clerics as well as evangelical pastors
>Acts of worship in school assemblies need to be be abolished and replaced with a “time for reflection”.
>The coronation service for the next monarch ought to be overhauled to include other faiths.
>The report also calls for a rethink of anti-terror policy, including allowing students to voice radical views on campus without fear of being reported to the security services.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/britain-is-no-longer-a-christian-country-and-its-time-to-rid-public-life-of-the-religion-high-powered-panel-says?__lsa=6fd7-f2fc
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bishops-in-house-of-lords-should-make-way-for-leaders-of-other-religions-a6762821.html
Do we need Imams in the House of Lords?
>>51827982
good post
>>51828026
>Hull
not actually the most terrible city
doing a masturbate
>>51828025
>>51828026
Hull reporting in.
>>51828049
If the future head of the Anglican church would actually attend mass more than he does mosques and buddhist temples this would make less sense.
>>51828112
It's definitely not too bad as a student
there's nothing like waking up in sydney lads
Emily.
>>51827862
it's still fucking GOAT mate
consider the others:
>carbon copy of the brits with cvcky french flag and 3 leafs
>bland af eagle
>neither are native to britain, and only 1 of them actually exists
>maori cvck porn with a sheep who's kfc
>>51828180
bad genetics, she'll end up with bad back pain when she's older.
>>51828143
me on the left
>>51828204
>big tits cause back pain meme
It never ends.
>>51828025
the only step forward your countrymen take is toward the english border, rasheed
>>51828226
>an american knowing how big tits feel
it never ends
face is an absolute SPOTTY MESS atm
hope it clears up before saturday cause im going out but I feel more lumps forming under the skin
fs
>>51827910
>Don't make me kill you.
>>51828227
lancashires a county of england stupid fuck
>>51828234
kek
>>51828241
get aspirin tablets, crush them under a glass, add some water drops and apply the paste to spots on your face for like 30 mins
>>51828241
just tell grills that you have face herpes that way they'll think you eat loads of fanny.
>Many women, like Jane, suffer pain from having naturally large breasts.
source: daily mail
>>51828296
nice chebs jane
>>51828268
won't do no good for my acne lad
I don't mean little pustules around my chin
I MEAN BIG RED THROBBING PAINFUL LUMPS
getting on accutane on the 15th but it makes it 4x worse for a month or two
fs, hope I can stay on jobseekers until its sorted
Just watched my first BLACKED video, absolutely disgusting
>>51828025
>australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a backwards step
>>51828306
thanks
>>51828334
>my first
so you're going to watch some more even though you think it's absolutely disgusting?
>>51828343
np :)
>>51828314
thats a set of chebs goorrr
>>51828307
pop them and squeeze lemon juice in them
>>51828359
I'm a bit obsessed at the moment.
>>51828357
No, it didn't turn me on at all and those girls should be ashamed of themselves.
going to costco, need anything?
>>51828314
Based Emily
>poortherners
morning lads
>>51828371
do u know her
>>51828390
60 inch LCD TV
>>51828408
She lives in my city but nah.
> wow anon, you need to lighten up and smile more
best tesco sandwich lads?
>>51828390
a pallet of mayonnaise. I have several socks of pennies that should cover it.
>>51828420
>LCD
husbando
>>51828424
Just turn that frown upside down.
>>51828451
is that a tumor in his side?
>>51828439
chicken & stuffing.
if you disagree you're literally a muslim
what are we getting for chrissy lads?
benders out
>>51828472
British boipuccy
>>51828463
>not knowing what obliques are
dyel? xd
>>51828451
steroids aren't really healthy for you
https://youtu.be/Yw6twGYRzmM?t=921
really enjoying this album 2bh lads
FROOOM PARIS TO BERLIN IN EVERY DISCO I'VE BEEN IN
>>51828296
i just found out a girl i went to school with who had the biggest tits i've ever known personally got breast reduction surgery. it's almost heartbreaking. back in the day i used to check her facebook literally every day for pictures with cleavage. i spilled so much seed to those tits and now they're gone from this earth.
>>51828469
>literally a muslim
what if I think the ham hock one is best?
>>51828513
post them
>>51828507
yolo haha
>>51828518
nice taqqiya, rasheed
some people deserve to get shot
>>51828451
id look like that if i lost some weight
what should I do
eating cold 1 topping ground beef pizza at 4:47AM
ama
>>51828555
muslims aren't people
>>51828558
have a look
GOAT Human League Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwpvHJN3QvI
Funny that they would make a song about the assassination of JFK when they had a guy in the group who named himself after Hitler.
Wish someone would shoot Nicola Sturgeon desu.
>>51828555
shot my cum in ur mum last nite m8 lmao
>>51828581
quality post
>>51828573
done
>>51828559
fuck off murderer
really love giving oz shit
willy
>>51828581
>crogaytia
>i don't eat meat
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html
>>51828296
I have never understood the obsession with breasts.
doing a cornelius
*shakes my cumming dick around like a bottle of champagne shook up for celebration*
>>51828675
Gays like yourself rarely do.
justin bieber here
ama
>>51828690
I'm not homosexual though.
>>51828675
u wouldn't
>>51828689
good post
>>51828706
can i have some of your money? just a couple thousand bucks
>>51828708
Not sure I believe that m8.
>>51828667
this is a bit rude m8. you don't see us crashing /esp/ threads with graphs of quarterly job statistics.
>>51828719
get your own lad
>>51827251
>22 kissless virgin
>employed
>bad at sports but I enjoy cycling more anyway
>3 friends
>go out drinking maybe once every two months
>most of my time is spent obsessing over anime, kpop and posting on /brit/
Well it's better than when I was a NEET I suppose
>>51828706
>paki girl
>>51828706
selfie + timestamp
>>51828742
that's what everyone says when i ask them for money
how am i supposed to get my own when no one will give me any?
does the 18-22 year old demogrpahic in england unironically listen to one direction?
since biebs put out his new shit, it's not uncommon to hear what do you mean or sorry playing unironically
>>51828723
I don't understand the attraction to breasts and I think vaginas look disgusting. I am honestly not gay though.
>>51828719
need that in petrodollars. don't get caught toting round useless canadian beaver dinars
>>51828772
>this is the weapon telling me to kill myself
doing a laugh
>>51828792
>Weapon
What?
>>51827251
>22
>Not a virgin but have barely even spoken to a grill in months
>Unemployed
>Sperglord the Magnificent
>Almost never leave the house
>Freeze up around new people
>Know that nobody will ever love me
It's all downhill from here.
Having more than i should to eat tonight lads ;)
>>51828772
Have you ever actually been with a woman lad?
>>51828822
>Know that nobody will ever love me
are you a cunt?
>talking to a girl
>her music's all shit and my music's all good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Y-EHqZNQA
these guys just sound like a copy of some other song i swear i've heard before
>>51828768
would unironically appreciate an answers
>>51828832
Do you even know where you are?
>>51828823
FAT CUNT
>>51828836
I dunno mate
I try not to be, if that helps
>>51828832
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKoVckGKLjk
wub wub wub
>>51828865
Well give it a shot sometime, your perceptions will change. If they don't then you may actually be homosexual.
>>51828863
fair enough, that's all anyone can ask for
your qt bae is out there waiting for you ;-)
IT'S OVER 9000 :DDDD
lads...
fucking hate non-normies
get a fucking life you utter waste of space
REEEEEE FUCKING HOBBITS REEEEEEEEE
>>51828982
funny post 2bh
Got an anal fissure lads. Hurts like hell.
>>51828925
cracking post
>>51828988
alri smudgy russia
any1 ever have a cheeky wank to gay porn once in a while
>>51827251
Me tbqh
>18
>kissless virgin
>NEET
>not fat but flaccid (got thinner when I was a teenager by eating less and less)
>no friends
>bad at sports
>no ambitions
>no future
>>51828988
you have a stain on your flag, russia
>>51829030
kek
>>51828772
I am honestly a FIEND for fanny
its the most important thing, dont care if shes fat or ugly as long as its a good fanny
tits are great too I never used to like them then one day I just liked big tittites
>>51829082
eejit child
>>51829041
put vaseline on it lad. and try not to wipe too much
>>51828982
underr8ed post
>>51828772
i like breasts, they seem soft and nice. i agree vaginas are gross though.
>>51829013
>>51829156
>>51828772
How can you benders not like fannys?
lovely slits mmmmmm sometimes they look so nice
other times they're just fuckable cock sleeves~
>>51828772
>doesn't like tits
>doesn't like fanny
>not gay
what do you wank to?
>>51829198
Women, just not their breasts or vaginas.
>>51829108
you can tell that you're speaking from experience from the advice that you gave haha, ;-)
Do people not realise that the tube guy was yelling "you ain't no muslim bruv" at the paki police officer for arresting the proud martyr?
>>51829238
bit gay that
>>51829073
>brazil
isn't this standard over there? at least you'll fit in.
>>51829238
Get into traps lad :-)
>not appreciating all parts of a woman's body
bit bent iah
>>51829294
Dicks are repulsive lad.
>>51829253
it's not a fun place to be tbphwy lad. makes you dread doing a poo
babbys arms are so massive its like he has 4 legs
>>51829041
God confirmed for hating USA.
>>51829317
how did it happen?
>>51829396
is slovenia poverty tier?
>>51829343
im gay
>>51829041
i got one of those while doing a poo the other day
hated looking at the toilet paper and seeing blood. made me feel feminine
>>51829422
how big was the object
>>51829422
bit gay that
>>51827363
Literally me 2bh
all of my heroes have spent time in the military lads
I've spent a large majority of youth in some screened fantasy land where nothing matters
Think I need a change of scenery
Cameron: you ain't no muslim bruv
So how are you Kekservatives enjoying your kek overlord? I'm sure he'll start reducing immigration any day now.
having a look
>>51829501
it's like you WANT ptsd
>>51829504
>buzzwords
opinion irrelevant
