mindfuck edition
alri
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
>baby russia
>making /brit/
doing a reeeeeee
>>51809137
nah senpai
where is the mindfuck
>>51809152
lads <3
>>51809137
I would rather post in this thread t b h
someone post their soundcloud/mixcloud/whatever and i will listen to it
>>51809126
alri blackie
JANNY'S
>>51809185
By "this thread", I mean the thread we're currently in now.
FUCK JFs
>>51809107
>>51809107
>>51809107
Watching spongebob in bed lads
Bit annoyed Netflix doesn't have the comfy first and second season, only 5&6
Watching Krabs a la mode x
>>51809137
>Multiple threads
THE SITE CUSTODIAN
IS BLOWING A GASKET
>>51809248
GONNA
>>51809137
Nah that thread pongs Tbh
>>51809251
14 seconds late m80
>>51809251
You can't fool us by taking your trip off Lisicki
>trump wants a ban on muslim immigration into america
what do you think lads? personally think it's a bit too far tbqh
>>51809251
Fuck utter plebs that listen to Stormzy on repeat and use trips.
>/brit/ not made by brit
>>51809251
>>51809137
why is this lad so pathetic? :3
Watching Jack and Jill desu because i deserve it. It's not even funnybad, everything about it just falls flat.
***Official Brit Vagina-words Ranking 2015***
GDD-TIER
>fanny
>minge
>clunge
>quim
>cunt
>cunny
BIT GAY-TIER
>clam
>vaj
MUM-TIER
>lady garden
>lady bits
>foofoo
YANK-TIER
>vagoo
>vajayjay
>pussy
>>51809336
I think he has the right idea
>>51809336
Islam is more or less completely incompatible with Western values though
just finished watching the entire 96 episodes of the romance of the three kingdoms (2010)
>>51809377
CAN I STICK IT IN YOUR VAGOOOO
>>51809353
better than a /brit/ made by a closet manlet 2bh
>>51809311
FLIP
>>51809360
virginal rage t b h
>>51809377
>cunny
>>51809377
You missed Twat
>>51809377
Pretty sure quim is vag juice innit la?
>>51809377
what about "vagine"?
>>51809435
good post
>>51809353
Fuck off Lisicki
>>51809336
fuck off lefty idiot
>>51809403
i agree completely, but i do think that a total block on muslims is a risky way to go about things
>>51809397
awful implementation tho
NONE OF THEM CAN TEST ME
>>51809353
Better than it being made by a smelly virgin
>>51809377
What about
>muff
>puss
>front bottom
>slit
>snatch
>>51809533
Literally Reddit: The Grime MC
>>51809533
Not a fan of his Pokemon song if I'm honest, too gimmicky
>have to work tomorrow
>coming down with a cold
Unironically fuck everything tbqh
>>51809576
blud i'll leave you gutless
>>51809377
TRYHARD TIER
>Axe Wound
>Gash
>Gut locker
Spam Purse should get a mention, I think it's a funny one.
>>51809090
>thread by a russian
ooo this is new ey lads?
>>51809578
>>51809576
>white kids this far into black culture
england is too far gone. just nuke it already
Me on the left
me and the lads avin a cheeky pint down the pub
>>51809617
i lel'd at all these
>>51809377
/r9k/ tier
social status tool
>>51809377
cunny > all
>>51809638
>GENDER NEUTRAL PARENTING
>EXCEPT WHEN THE CHILD WANTS TO BE THE OPPOSITE SEX
fucking progressive lefty SCUM
>>51809638
>kid does something stupid
>"he must be making a hugely important life decision!"
lol
27 years old, dating an 18 year old, lads. Bit weird or good going? Can't decide, loving every second though.
>>51809657
>be chinese
>get executed
>>51809638
jesus christ
>>51809617
this
>>51809677
That's because you're a tryhard twat lad
>>51809699
desu
>>51809657
You must be the China man on the left
>>51809638
this is the kind of cunt that moderates a feminist sub-reddit
>>51809657
Imagine going for a quiet bev with the lads then the PM and the chinese pres rock up
>>51809617
EXCELLENT POST
>tfw find out the essay needs to be 1000 words rather than 3000
Me on the right lads
>>51809684
post some then
>>51809684
fuck i love the way that girl on the left has her hair
that half braid half ponytail thing
love that
>>51809753
I wonder what they talked about
Feel a bit blue lads.
>>51809684
these are small girls
>>51809792
Nonce
>>51809638
God I hope this is fake.
Six year olds say a lot of weird shit. Only a complete mental patient would make a lifechanging decision based on one silly remark.
>>51809638
>mum shit talks men 24/7.. "don't you become like that!
>young, impressionable boy shamed and tries to placate his mum
>mum turns him into a girl
i hope he kills her when he grows up.
post
slags
Apex banter
>>51809699
Its not that funny. Imagine being him in a few years and wanting your dick back.
>Sorry son, your mom is a huge retard and you are fucked for life.
>>51809818
Become red instead then
>>51809836
The couple and their other children look like proper mongs desu
>>51809638
well this will be in no way editorialised
>>51809846
k
What happened to left wing Russiaboos?
Seems all Russiaboos are right wing now
>tfw half your course fails to do their coursework in the prescribed time
>tfw you do it in under
Assembly and stacks aren't difficult mates, you literally just need to remember to push and pop properly
>>51809846
Is a China slag good enough?
>>51809852
>having this weak a grasp of international and military law
Scotch-keks are priceless
need a gf
>>51809857
I was laughing at the parents, they're obviously fucking him up for life based on retard logic on their part.
is 'pussy' actually a yank term
ive been saying it for ages senpaitachi
Hey britfags, how difficult would it be for me to immigrate to the UK if I have a bachelor's in chemical engineering?
>Assembly and stacks aren't difficult mates, you literally just need to remember to push and pop properly
>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.
>>51809800
probably dave was talking about how his family were slave masters back in the old days and now they basically help very rich people evade paying tax and xi jinping was like "very nice, just executed an entire family yesterday for saying I wore a wig lol"
>>51809956
>britfags
>>>/b/
>>51809956
How brown are you?
>>51809991
nice one japan
>>51809899
assembly is cute
>>51809901
>>51809926
need an asian gf
would you, lads?
>>51810011
Very white.
>>51809991
>The Janitor
Ah excellent
Truly god's country
>>51809926
that would be cool
>>51809844
>i hope he kills her when he grows up.
More likely to kill himself.
>Lisicki is still posting in the thread he made
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/423800/shortage_occupation_list_april_2015.pdf
>>51809991
the classic that started it all
>>51809991
how many hotpockets have you eaten today janny?
>>51809818
when you're blue, listen to the blues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWEHN1i00Cs&index=3
***Official /brit/ Supermarket Ranking 2015***
PATRICIAN TIER
>Waitrose
NORMAL TIER
>Tesco
>Asda
>Morrison's
PLEB TIER
>Sainsbury's
POVERTY TIER
>Lidl
>Aldi
>Coop
TRY HARD PLEB TIER
>Marks and Spencer
>>51809991
I'VE MISSED YOU
>>51810113
woops
meant for
>>51809956
@51810180
awful list
>>51810180
>Going to supermarkets
>>51810077
I don't really get the point of it desu.
Lads, redpill me on mumsnet
in dire need of a gf
>>51810180
Disagree.
Sainsburys is good and so is M&S, fuck you. And Tesco should be in pleb tier
>>51810180
Sainsbury's BTFOs 'normal tier' ones though.
Also you need a 'Time-to-end-it-all-tier' for Iceland.
why the fuck is the news app pushing all this trans shit on me?
>watched "cute crossdresser dildos ass with massive dildo" yesterday
how did it get to this point in my life?
>>51810074
What ep is this from? Youtube clip?
>>51810280
Based on your reading history, you kinky little bugger.
>customers who expect a call back from management.
Fuck off. Do you really think I'm spending 6% of my busy day on you?
>>51810280
Metro is a shitty clickbait paper
they're pushing outrage, not leftism.
Why the fuck would you have the app?
http://solitarywatch.com/2013/03/11/voices-from-solitary-a-sentence-worse-than-death/
for fucks sake, sort yourself out yanks
i really hate your country
>>51810113
Wow, engineers really get paid a pittance over there. The entry level pay for a chemical engineer in the US is around $65k, in the UK it's 22900 GBP (~$34.5k).
>>51810209
Thanks, I figured.
Is there anything worse than people on Facebook who leave comments on viral videos? Reminds me of 9gag 2bh, just horrible misuses of memes from normies.
>>51810280
gay agenda reached its climax with gay marriage, this is the new thing for the cultural marxists
>>51810272
>He doesn't like Iceland pizzas
http://news.bfnn.co.uk/are-you-a-terrorist-sympathiser-take-our-quiz-and-find-out/
>>51810335
Takes someones life and complains that he got put in jail for 20 years. Boo hoo. Fuck that cunt.
>>51810180
ASDA should be in poverty tier, vile little supermarket
ALDI should be in its own tier - smart lad tier, between normal and poverty. It's literally just own brand stuff for a pittance, you'd be a mug not to shop there over places like Tesco unless you need certain shit
Also co-op does GOAT pizzas and fresh baked French sticks in the morning
Shit list
>>51810372
the fact you know what an iceland pizza is like is revolting
>>51810059
got one for sale pm me
Mark literally spends every day posting pro isis shit on /pol/ every day.
Is that bot against his probation?
晚上好
>>51810372
>he can bring himself to set foot in those miserable shitholes, full of drunks, obese single mums and destitute pensioners
Fuck that mate.
Also
>Eating food that terrible for you on a regular basis
Come on.
>>51810409
ASDA/Sainsburys/Tesco are literally the same shit
>>51810272
Iceland pizzas are god-tier desu, better than dominoes
What decade will Blur become Dad Rock?
>>51810333
It's an official iOS app that came with my phone, it's an aggregator that gets loads of different news sources, I've also got the independent, the telegraph, national geographic and some others, it's pretty good desu
>>51810413
need the specifications and model
>24hours in A&E
>lad stabs himself in the stomach
Why?
>>51810338
Yea it's a shame really
We're still one of the biggest engineering nations in Europe and it's so easy for people to move to France or Germany instead of staying here
>>51810434
wish the ministry of justice would fly him out to Raqqa
he'd soon end up seeing the errors in his ways and/or dead.
>>51810410
>B-b-but I paid £8 for a pizza from Papa Johns so it must be worth the money
>>51810461
sainsbury's is a class above
>>51810464
already are 2bf
>>51810434
So does poleaboo 2bh. I don't believe it's possible to hold someone accountable for 4chan posts. That's not what Mark was prosecuted for.
doing a thomas burgerson listen
>this general
>>51810496
>When JFs try to understand banter
classic.
>>51810442
你说汉语吗?
>>51810509
they literally all use the same suppliers for their own brand shit
t. ex food industry worker
>>51810510
What about Oasis?
What about Radiohead?
>qt is coming over to "study"
>some other guy is coming but he's a beta fuck
how do I fuck her tonight?
>>51810508
never ate papa johns 2bh
you are very dumb
jenna
>>51810461
>>51810509
Pull the other one pal Sainsbury's is dogshite
At least Tesco has shit like Tesco extra with good deals on electronics. I have a sainsbury's near me in a student area and it's so overpriced compared to the Tesco (and aldi but that goes without saying) it's not even funny, they're the ultimate Jews
>>51810372
>scotland
>disgusting shite iceland food
sounds about right
>>51810575
I hate you
>>51810575
fuck her and make him wait for her while you do that will be a good fantasy for me to wank to
>>51810296
The one with Nick from the Apprentice as host. He's laughing at him and Rob Brydon in a large orange jumper
>>51810575
try "how about we study some reproduction eh?"
>>51810575
assert your dominance over the beta by fucking him
>>51810569
Oasis is ladrock and dadrock already
Radiohead will be dadrock if it isn't already. My dad owns OK Computer at least lel.
Marina
a
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i
n
a
>>51810405
>hurr durr dying is worse than almost 30 consecutive years of being locked in a tiny room
>>51810575
Just pretend he isn't there. My mate done that to me, fucked a bird while I was just sitting in the room playing an Xbox.
fb.com/LancsOfficial/posts/557747741039835
>>51810611
the food(excluding fruit) tastes nicer and the shop is in better order
>>51810013
>>51810074
>>51810118
>>51810127
>>51810200
>>51810651
Keep up the good work la
>>51810496
I once lived with a kid in first year of uni that was a bit psycho, alcoholic and had PTSD from something
Once I went into the kitchen and it was just me and him, he turned around with a kitchen knife and I thought he was going to do me in, just straight up stabbed himself in the stomach, I rang an ambulance and he was fine but he dropped out and I haven't heard from him since, not that I'd want to desu
Natasha
>>51810335
Stop sympathising with murderers Jeremy Corbyn
MC Devvo is playing near me next week, tempted to go 2bh
also
>http://strawpoll.me/6207323
>http://strawpoll.me/6207323
>http://strawpoll.me/6207323
>>51810652
I never said that. He should have been in solitary for the rest of his life for murder. The guy he murdered isn't going to be getting back out into the public like he did.
ever been in love lads?
I dont think I have 2bh
>>51810739
yeah
never been loved back though hehe
>>51810682
>anecdotal evidence
Whatever mate, stay keked in your dogshit """"supermarket""""
fantastic OP
>>51810675
normies are fucking pathetic
Who is this?
Icelandic girl on my course has a really qt accent 2bh lads. Just a shame she's really overweight.
>>51810767
determining whether a supermarket is pleb tier or not is not an exact science
enjoy being a virgin for the rest of your life you peasant
>>51810789
david milipede
>>51810789
janny
>>51810789
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
>>51810733
he does live shows in 2015?
wheres this would unironically go
>have a can of kestrel and i kick my girlfriends head in
I wish I was born in Japan so my life was like those chinese animes
>>51810789
anyone got that pic of miliband after he lost the election?
Night lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxuKflm0D-Q
doing a very good song that i think you lads should listen to tbphwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7ttwv3SA0&index=1
>>51810789
Joey Essex
>>51810557
留学英国
你呢?
>>51810711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXK0Ejzin4c
My grandmother has an irrational hatred for tesco
She asked me to burn down this new one that was built near her desu
>>51810844
>>51810739
Yeah but nobody's ever loved me haha
It feels really good and really bad at the same time, when it feels bad it feels BAD like sducidal bad, you're missing out a lot lad it's a horrible experience but I'd still recommend it desu
>>51810789
Jeremy Corbyn
>>51810835
Kray in L'pool, he was here last month as well but I found out the day after he came
tell me about ivan
why does he squat?
>>51810789
Character in a TV show where he tries to be a politician but is socially awkward and is always making funny mistakes
He keeps in character off the TV set as well
>>51810789
David Sillyband
>>51810789
polish jew immigrant liberal feminist
>>51810805
Shit banter pal, jog on
It can be an exact science, measuring things like who's cheapest, sainsbury's is always last in those moneysupermarket ads
Unless they treat you like a celebrity like Waitrose they've got no reason to be charging those prices
>>51810859
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>51810734
he's not out in the public you fucking idiot.
>On July 10, 2012, I finished my 25th consecutive year in solitary confinement, WHERE AT THE TIME OF THIS WRITING I REMAIN.
murder happens all the time you sheltered retard. the murderers that dont get away with it spend the rest of their life in prison, but for some reason this guy has to do it in solitary, even though it wasn't cold blooded murder, it was during an escape attempt where the gun went off as he was being wrestled to the floor.
>>51810180
>coop
>poverty tier
not really 2bh
What's the best county lads? My vote goes to Worcestershire.
love how in the last 5 years the biggest supermarkets adverts have devolved into them passive aggressively slagging each other off
>>51810864
我在英国人
我大学学习汉语
我汉语不好
你在中国人吗?
>>51810922
actually sainsbury's has a price match with asda, if you find the same branded product in asda cheaper they will refund you the difference
>>51810969
Yeah. Shot TWO coppers by accident. Fucking load of shite and you are a gullible retard.
Thank fuck he isn't out in public. Murderers deserve to fucking rot.
>>51811011
Lancashire
It has great seaside towns like Preston
>>51811071
If you say so
>>51811011
Manchester, obviously
Windows 10 just removed Speccy AGAIN and reset my default programs lads
>>51811011
The Kingdom of Essex mate everyone knows this
>>51811022
我是来自台湾
我能够了解
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTHdzSJz4c
2bh
>tfw avidly avoid reflections and pictures of myself
wew
>>51811143
what the hell did you do
no problems here at all
>>51811143
Get Fedora m8
Don't see why we don't just execute people with like 30+ year sentences in prison
Also don't see why it apparently costs MORE to execute people than it does to keep them alive. Bullets would be like 30p and I can't imagine some planks and a rope would cost that much either.
>>51811143
install gentoo
So unfair that everyone else gets enriched but me :(
>>51811190
>went raving last weekend
>pictures of me spangled out my mind on pills and shit are all over facebook
>>51811183
你的学习?
>>51811214
it's all the red tape and paper work, you can't just put a bullet in someone the minute a judge decides he's guilty
>>51811066
>To some judges sitting on high who’ve never done a day in the box, maybe twenty-five years of this isn’t cruel and unusual. To folks who have an insatiable appetite for vengeance against prisoners who have committed terrible crimes, perhaps it doesn’t even matter how cruel or unusual my plight is or isn’t. For people who cannot let go of hate and know not how to forgive, no amount of remorse would matter, no level of contrition would be quite enough, only endless retribution would be right in their eyes. Like Judge Milroy, only an eternity in hell would satisfy them. Given even that in retribution, though, the unforgiving haters wouldn’t be satisfied that hell was hot enough; they’d want the heat turned up. Thankfully these folks are the few, that in the minds of the many, at a point, enough is enough.
kek, he perfectly describes people like you.
i'm not saying he should be released to the public, i'm just saying he should be let out of the SHU and put in a normal prison or county jail.
>>51811231
inshallah you will have a chance martyrdom yet desu senpai
allah loves us all lad
TAKBIR
just had a big sleep
>>51811302
Yeah man you should be allowed to kill people and live in comfy conditions because what's so bad about taking someones life right xD?
>>51811192
just updated m8
did a cum on the gfs arsehole and licked it off
>>51811259
REEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQnYY7_iF_o
Don't understand America desu
>>51811342
then explain to my why pretty much every other murderer does their sentence in a normal prison and not the SHU
literal retard
>>51811214
They absolutely deserve death desu but I like not having the death penalty, it's so much more civilised and i feel like it shows other countries that were so powerful and peaceful that we don't even kill murderers when we don't have to. Like ISIS execute people, do you want to be like fucking ISIS?
>>51811231
>Muslims at a shooting range
>not immediately evacuating the place and calling the police
>>51811356
that's right, you don't
and it's your own fault desu
>>51810824
>>51810825
>>51810827
>>51810859
>>51810887
>>51810908
>>51810917
>>51810918
OK...
>>51811393
FREE LOVE!!! MURDER IS NOT WRONG!! GAY MARRIAGE NOW!!!
this is what delusional lefties actually believe, fucking crazy lefty FUCK
>>51811264
机电工程
>>51809892
Alexis Tsipras is a Russiaboo desu, so is Corbyn to an extent
>>51811396
America execute people. Do you want to be like fucking America?
(honestly I don't but you see what I'm getting at)
>>51811346
noice
>>51811419
you didn't answer my question, anon
bit salty there aren't we
>>51811463
mooooooooooooods!
