/Culture Pals/ December festivities start too early edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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Old Bread:
>>51770041
>>51770041
>>51770041
First for Mongolia
>>51798835
>systemctl start semend
First for throat singing
4th for July and the birth of a Nation.
>>51798835
4th for finnish throat singing
>>51799043
>>51799212
You both failed me senpaitachi, bit disappointed 2bh.
First for why not Elisa thread?
Somebody care to explain how do I get started with this shit?
>16 year old turkish girl saying she has a crush on me!!
Please go away Erdogan.
>>51799482
After you make your profile just start talking to people from countries you are interested in hearing about.
>>51798981
/zhangjiao521
She's from Suzhou.
I kept all of their name if someone is interested. I didn't look through their profile, so don't blame me if one of them is a pansexual vegetarian feminist, or a fake.
>>51799351
Maybe another time
>>51799212
Did you viewed me lad?
> tfw one girl wrote to me that I'm sexy, and then stopped responding
>>51799687
Is that all? I thought this was some sort of dating website or long distance relationship simulator from what i've seen here.
>>51799773
I had one girl post a smiley face on my picture and then never say anything else.
>>51799741
I haven't even signed in Interpals today, probably not.
>>51799715
Gigachink
>>51799818
I am a plebian who does not use it for such reasons; I just use it to talk with people from other countries. I guess if you want to meet girls just start talking to girls. The more you talk you get to know them and then you can make friends/ find a long distance gf.
>>51799773
Was she from Ireland?
Some Irish sperg girl called me cute and didn't even view or respond to my 2nd message.
Weird.
>>51799949
nay
>>51799937
*plebeian
>>51799896
It's nice. I almost dated one who was more than 20 cm smaller than me once, but it's not very practical.
>>51799937
>then you can make friends/ find a long distance gf
I have quite some internet friends but I still can't wrap my head around wanting to have a girlfriend abroad through the internet. It kind of takes away one of the main points of having a girlfriend, plus you never know if you're being cheated on.
That said, I respect using the webpage to talk about foreign places.
Good night helis0 ;__;
>get a message from a Kazan girl
>qt as fuck
>check VK cuz don't need another muzzie from Kazan to fuck me shit up
>picture with a crucifix
>mfw
>>51800226
Why didn't you message me faggot?
Goodnight ;_;
>>51800188
That thing is 7 cm smaller than me. No way I'll touch that.
Everything above 1.60 = binned.
t. Proud Italian manlet.
>>51800477
Feels good to be 185cm mustard race
>>51800215
I guess it is just fun to flirt with girls. Also if it is some lad in Germany talking to an Italian there is a chance to meet. Well at least a better chance than say my talking to a lass in Ireland and us ever meeting.
>>51800477
>>51800583
>tfw 151cm midget tier
JUST
U
S
T
>>51800584
>I guess it is just fun to flirt with girls
It's not the first time someone says this to me. Yet I don't really see it as being fun, more like, it's exhausting to me. I wish I could get rid of that feeling someday.
>Also if it is some lad in Germany talking to an Italian there is a chance to meet
Funny thing here is that I'm from the Canary Islands so it is virtually impossible for me to do that.
Lots of Finns here today. How are you folk doing?
Any of you also got a qt thats taller than yourself?
>>51800747
>tfw no midget gf to dominate me
>>51800323
>get snowflake christian mongol
>doesn't want
wtf is wrong with you
>>51800816
Very true, I guess if you want to use it as a dating site it will be a little difficult.
>>51800838
Used to talk to a 181 cm Kazak a while.
Until she told me, she's 181.
>>51800838
> tfw
>>51800882
No, on the other hand, I want it, I don't have a "phew"/"dodged a bullet" reaction folder :'(
>>51800903
That'd be very cool senpai, a girl my height
>>51800583
>tfw 188cm
>>51800838
hard to find qts taller then 190 cm
>>51800991
I have seen multiple in sweden
try netherlands, they have loads of tall girls
>>51800991
heh, i feel lucky about my height, because she likes guys that are smaller than her
>>51800987
lanky af tbH
>>51801032
Are you the russiaboo?
>>51800747
Woaah, found someone shorter than me
I'm 1.75 but I don't mind even if I date someone taller than me. I did once.
My problem is the age gap. I'm one of the oldest of this board. Hard to keep a conversation going sometimes, even if it's only for friendship.
>>51800747
Are you really?
Might message you then if that's the case....
>>51801116
kekle, when did I get this "nickname"?
>>51801181
You are, ok.
Cp is shit
Prove me wrong
>tfw all the short girls like short guys
Why can't I find a short qt that likes tall guys
>>51800747
>151 cm
Tippy toppy kekkaroo
>>51801139
Are you bald? Overweight? Formless?
Look like portuguese? Or Jacqouille?
Anyone managed to marry through ip?
I know that murrikan who moved to italy to his ip wife
Who else?
>>51801250
Try azns
>>51800932
I am sorry.
http://www.interpals.net/realdonaldtrump
how does he do it?
>>51801102
That's me desu
>>51801411
Where did he move to?
>>51801161
W-why? Are you into lolis or what?
A qt of 5 months is asking to be kekled. Thai qts have their perks lads.
>>51801436
Instead of writing in his page that he eats ass, he wrote an html code with CSS to make the page like that.
>>51801300
Not bald, imc at 21, could do with more muscles, looks average, even did some modelling once for fun.
>>51801250
Wouldn't they like tall guys because it feels protective to have someone like that
Tbh
>be me
>be 156cm tall
>talk to ~190cm 14y.o. French exchange student in the streets
Felt weird but not bad to be much shorter..
http://www.interpals.net/Mariaa234
Guys, she must be fake right? She just contacted me, why would clearly a hot girl like her contact me. If this is one of you fuck you,
>>51801671
paranoid much?
>>51801571
no they all like guys who are a little bit taller then them not like 50 cm taller. Why give me height but a weakness for short girls.
feels bad 2bh
>>51801671
>hot
She's just an Iberianis slutius. Common these days.
>>51801710
chinese girls love guys who are taller than them
t. 205cm guy who dated a 150cm tall chinese girl
>>51801511
Dunno but italy
He was truly neet without even school diploma if i remember
>>51801765
205cm, wew lad.
>>51801803
Ah, interesting.
>>51801671
>http://www.interpals.net/Mariaa234
2moor4me
A finn sends me prvt msg about borat, i didnt reply after one day he blocks me than deletes his ip profile with score of a friends
Kek
>>51801876
lol
>>51801905
Should have photoshopped pic of you in mankini and send it to him when you had the chance :^)
>>51801671
>clearly hot
Lelmao
>>51802049
>>51801856
Se crederai, vincerai.
>>51802158
The power of positive thought at work.
>booting for 2 hours +
#1stWorldProblems
Help me with my profile senpaitachi. It's boring but I have no idea what to write on it ;_;
>>51801545
how old are you desu?
>>51802524
Just be yourself
>>51802462
>booting two hours
>"first world"
>>51802462
updates?
>>51802599
I can't, I'm too autistic so only other autists would message me then.
Post your profiles lads. I will visit wallah
>>51802524
Boom!
http://www.interpals.net/CornFedYank
The epitome of simplicity and beauty. Men and women all over the world wish they could achieve such wonder.
>>51802755
That's just as bad as my own profile senpai.
>>51802720
Stop being such an insecure wimp
Read profiles of other girls and adept to those you like but don't add 23k gifs and other "funny" pics
>>51802644
No my pc had random freezes sometimes, i also couldnt let it idle otherwise it would freeze. But today it froze again. Restarted but everything was/is going slow as like nonexistent. It took 15 min to open Skype. So now i formatted and reinstaled. But its still going slow as fuck. So my guess is broken HDD.
>>51802566
30. I'm not the oldest here, as I remember someone saying he was 34, and the strawpoll with many 30+.
It's still a bit odd when someone who's 16 messages you, then ignores you when you remain friendly without going for more.
I don't bother anymore now, even if I genuinely like to help people discover things about France and the French language, for example.
>>51802822
Few can appreciate such beauty without jealosy. But desu just add items to talk about. Have a little section about what you do, uni student, work etc.
Then just fill in items in the other portions. Talk about what books and movies you like. Just put a few on there, no need to list every single one. That will give a starting point to talk to people.
>>51802847
But girls often have shit normie profiles
>inb4 "not like other girls!"
I just want it to be interesting, but I don't want to seem like a total autist either.
>>51802962
*jealousy
>>51802720
>>51803004
Isnt that the point?
Here is an easy example of semi autism profile
/jrmz
>>51802847
especially the cliché quotes and 9gag tier memes desu
"I am 6'1 205lbs, with greenish blue eyes, I'm the kinda guy you dont wanna bring home to mom, cause I'll bang your mom. In my spare time i like to curl weights and drink protein shakes. I can also solve rubiks cubes blind folded, make paper airplanes out of cling wrap, have been known to toss baseballs into the stratosphere and make women orgasm with my stare alone."
wut....
>>51803004
just bee youself, this site is full of autistic qts tbqh
>>51803004
You can't get more autist that my profile 2bh lmao
>>51803201
that would be me
>>51803201
Laughed at that too. He's also actually a total sperg. Pretty embarrassing when he's actually very attractive.
>>51799896
>Thinking 1,72 is giga
>>51802899
>1st world
>not having an SSD
>>51803319
what is interesting to you?
>>51803251
Are you Vini? If so your profile is too long tbqh, I doubt anyone actually bothers to read it.
>>51803271
I guess I just don't understand the banter in some of the statements. Tbh you are a good looking fellow so you do not have to worry about much.
I suppose I would include fewer items in each of the sections; that way it is more of a little tidbit about you to start a conversation.
>>51803362
Do you often see 1.72 chinese girls?
>>51803397
Yep. There were people who even cared enough to find my profile's shitty easter egg LMAO
>>51803319
Well he does talk more about himself than I would; but considering I have a single sentence and a picture my profile is quite different.
>>51803465
my ex chinese gf was 185. She was a basketball player tho
also ugly face
great body tho
170-175 isnt htat rare in north china
>>51803465
I don't even often see Asians. Most of them are definitly between 1,60 and 1,70 though.
>>51803440
Muito obrigado senpai
>>51803319
No im not ;__;
>>51803158
>semi autism profile
hahahaha
>>51803703
This is not even the easter egg, the real one is more hidden than that.
>>51803658
I see you already have ladies commenting on your pictures so it seems you will not have much work to do when you want to start talking to people.
I would say hello but you do not accept messages from my kind.
>>51803794
Yeah i blocked males because i got tons of messages from gays
>>51803535
I'd love to see some really tall Cantonese girls.
I tried to do some searches with keywords such as basketball, but there aren't many on the spot results.
>>51803870
lol; I have a shield against them so I do not worry about it.
>>51802755
is that guy from 4chan? He just messaged me
Why?
>>51803961
yes that is why I posted my profile here.
Vini how did you find me?
>>51804085
I saw the beginning of your profile description was the same as the other anon posted on the search page lmao
>tfw Israeli girl adds you
I'm going to attempt to get my qt to visit me again next year. It was a mission and a half convincing her and her parents to let her visit me this year, but I believe I can do it again
>>51804246
Did things not go so well the last time around?
>>51804246
I've been told ZA is safer than London.
How did you manage to convince the father?
>>51804085
Damn nigger you look like someone I know
>girl gives hints that she wants more
>turn her down
>hasent come online since then
Feels sad tbqh
>>51804079
Why did you send Saved to me ;-;
>>51804399
Good designs get copied
>>51804562
It seemed the friendly thing to do; now you are saved with the others from /cp/ who have viewed me. Friends one and all.
>>51804317
Things were great when she came (interpret that as you like). She was here for 2 weeks in August and she always says that it was the best time in her life. I still speak to her everyday
>>51804368
I don't quite think so, but there are pockets of London that are more dangerous than here. Most violent crime and shit happens in the township, a separated black area outside of the city proper. I obviously don't live in these areas. I told her father that with EU's visa laws, ridiculous currency conversion and the fact that I'm paying off university debt, it's impossible for me to visit her and that her father must look out for qt's best interests, which was to see me (she really wanted to see me)
Do any of you ever get weird messages?
I'm practicing my French with this guy one moment, the next he invites me to a fucking foam sex orgy goddamnit senpai
>>51804928
>not practicing with qt grils
>>51804670
Friendly? Creepy desu. But np.
>>51804967
>Only been on this website for a few hours, have to wait for them to roll in as time goes on.
pic unrelated
>>51804572
Seems as if you even have the same humor desu
Is your name Olaf?
>>51805025
Negative
Okey now i will go to sleep cya lads
>>51805171
Night Jami-Matti
>>51805171
gib mämmi pls
Does anyone know what the German NEET is doing?
>tfw this /undefined guy appears on your 'You recently viewed' list even though you're sure you have never viewed his profile
>>51805793
I'm here
>>51805793
The only thing I know is that he said he was going to drive 700 km, but I don't know what was the reason.
>>51805887
>I'm here
Fake 2
>>51805963
2bh*
I'm too embarrassed to visit any Mongolian's profile since they'd probably just think that I'm some dirty mongolboo (which I am) ;_;
>>51806281
Just go and say "hi" to her; girls love that.
>>51806281
Deja vu lad.
You know, catch the day.
>>51806281
Also there are maybe like 10 Mongolians that still actively use IP.
>tfw I'll never get to improve my Mongolian skills
>>51806398
Not a lesbian senpai.
>>51806281
Record a Vocaroo of you throat singing some mongolian song and send to them.
They will be delighted.
>>51806398
>lying on the internet
>>51806500
And listen to it before they go to sleep
Do you know tuoll on mun kultani? You should sing that
>>51806484
Just go and say "hi" to him, guys love that.
>>51806500
>They will be delighted.
Dubs of truth.
>>51806618
I know, I might have heard it somewhere already.
And please respond.
>>51798835
Who is the Brazilian?
>>51806792
>Who is the Brazilian?
That would be me.
>tfw no one starts a conversation but too lazy to start one myself
>>51806500
>>51806618
H-how do I into Tuvan throat singing? Shit's hard.
/senpaimami
It appeared on my quicksearch lel
>>51806845
meant for >>51806792
>>51806812
Fala Serio
Eu quero uma qt brasileira :(
>>51806903
>Fala sério
How do you even know it? It's kind of a slang expression.
>>51806833
>Shit's hard.
No pain, no qt Mongol goys 4 you.
>>51806903
>wanting a brazillian qt
>>51806833
I don't knooow but you have dubs
>pic related
>>51806755
I'm busy, sorry
>pic related
>captcha: pick all pictures of grass
You know what I'm on about Vini, eh?
>>51806995
Oh I read it on some list of common Brazilian phrases a while ago.
Thank you to Dutchbro for posting her profile though.
>>51807125
> Nao querendo
Triste psh
>>51807137
>You know what I'm on about
>pictures of grass
Hmm, I have an idea of what that might be, but I am not sure,
>>51798835
Are the girls on this picture randomly selected or what?
>>51807214
>querendo
>usar o gerúndio
You're already infected with Jungle fever, no turning back.
>>51807392
I don't know, senpaimami was put on the list by that Britbong desu
who /actuallytryingotlearnalanguage/ here?
í•œêµì–´ 공부해
I hate the fact that I can't have a long lasting conversation with any Korean person without them talking about how they "love" Dutch culture.
>mfw actually Belgian
just want to learn and make friends desu senpai
>>51807460
>Not using gerund
As if he was interested in Irrelevantugal 2bh
>>51807137
I wish solving captchas was a paid job
>looking for a cum slut
Is this real?
okay, now give me the profile of that mongol finn
>>51808038
I'm sure he has great chances. An Asian guy with a white girl fetish, the odds are astronomical.
>>51803602
I've never seen an Asian bigger than 1.65. Most of them weren't over 1.60.
>>51807567
You don't get to teach your father how to speak his language
>>51809007
That's essentially the niche market of IP
>>51807567
This desu >>51810072
>>51810072
Although there's a theory which says that the former colonies are more conservative in matters of language than the metropolis. So Brazilian Portuguese might be closer to the portuguese spoken in the 19th century
>>51810279
Move on old man, language is developing
>>51810346
Americans tout that all the time, that their English is more authentic somehow than Britains.
Brazilian Portuguese isn't more conservative. The biggest difference is using the less formal "Voce" for everybody. They also use more terms derived from Tupi and African languages. It's its own distinct dialect.
>tfw a qt pie suddenly stop replying to you and you don't even know why
>>51810353
>developing
You do know they're removing the equivalent of Du and Sie, they are removing the 2nd person of plural, not using the pronominalization (we unite verbs with what comes next, for example, I love you is Eu amo-te in glorious Portuguese and Eu te amo in the lite version).
>>51810353
Portuguese are always like this when it comes to >muh language
don't feed them
>>51810516
>you don't even know why
You are boring probably.
Or she has found her main qt.
>>51810567
But eu amo-te sounds weird.. Though I'm too biased to judge this
I somehow know your feel though. It's not a biggie but seeing how Swiss people use -ss- instead of -ß- makes me die a little on the inside everytime I see it
>>51811336
>how Swiss people use -ss- instead of -ß- makes me die a little on the inside everytime I see it
This, yes, so much. This is why I probably could never live in Brazil, I'd die of that feeling.
>>51810346
this>>51810485
On the other hand, most Spanish speaking countries are more conservative than Spain, in terms of language.
>>51811336
But isn't this true though with the difference that there is with german from other regions though, like North Rhine-Westphalia?
>>51810485
'Você' is actually the MORE formal way. We just don't use the informal one, that is 'tu' (though 'tu' is used in Rio Grande do Sul)
>inb4 kekle
>>51810516
She probably found another person.
I had a convo going with this fucking sexy Italian. But she stopped replying after a few days too
>>51811900
>tfw I have already unironically sent this very girl 'è lui o non è lui?', with a picture of Ezio Greggio
>>51811806
Dialects are one thing but using other letters are abother.
A dialect is like a unique language, it's part of a state's history.
Though using ss instead of ß is more like a way to reject the German standards
>>51812231
>Dialects are one thing but using other letters are abother.
But don't dialects use different letters as well?
> it's part of a state's history
And can't this be part of Switzerland's history?
Sorry Badenserin, but those two points aren't an excuse.
t. not swiss
>>51811900
That's a major facebook angle. Any normal pictures?
>>51812035
Lol
>>51813051
That's it. She is too hot for me though. So it doesn't bother me that she stopped replying
What is THIS supposed to be? LMAO.
>>51813619
She said it was lovely kek (pic related). But I stopped replying after that because I was doing it for reactions and I had no intentions to continue the convo with really nothing more to talk.
>>51813704
those live updates are always gold
>>51813806
It was odd. I was talking to her in broken Russian (cause she wants to speak to Russians) and she randomly said "owwww you're really cute!" And after a few more text exchanges she stopped replying
>>51814428
>it's cute that this sperg thinks he has a chance with me!
>*goes to suck off Chad*
The amount of Asian girls telling me how they hate guys that fetishise asians, then tell me how they think Euro guys are the most handsome then go on about my "deep features" is disgusting.
>>51815836
>talking to Asian women
There's your problem Nigel
>>51814493
I mean, I wasn't being flirty or anything. Just having normal discussion
Should be studying for an exam, but can't stop working to make more additions to my harem. This shit is addictive!
>***New Message***
>Proceeds to check it
>It's a Mexican fag
>>51816277
>It's a Thai
There exists no bigger disappointment.
>>51815836
just fuck them right in the pussy and leave them with your enriched anglo baby in their bellies Winston
>tfw qt learns about sleeping disorder and treats you like a child now
>>51816277
>ugly Russian/Ukrainian girl
>hi)))))))
>>51816309
/ded pals/
>>51813704
How is temperature related to getting marroed?
>>51800747
My Finnish qt is 1cm shorter than you, if that's any consolation.
>>51800838
Yeah. My main qt is 4cm taller than me. She doesn't care though, and me neither.
If you guys like short girls you should all go for Quebecoise qt.
I'm 171cm and I work only with girls and they keep asking me to do things for them because I'm "Tall"
Everybody's a womanlet here (also I'm taller than a good half of the men here kek)
>>51820971
desu my qt isn't much taller than me too, she's just 2 cm taller, kek
>>51821048
So the Asian thing is true.
>>51821228
Lel, Quebec has a ton less chinks than Western Canada.
>>51821213
>tfw qt is 4 inches taller than me
>tfw friendship is just now turning into more
>tfw you ask yourself if you love her
>>51821228
No actually Quebec is 96% white. One of the whitest provinces in Canada.
>his qt doesn't send him messages while he's unavailable.
>I'm 24, Russian QT is 19
>message Russian QT
>have interesting conversations
>show each other pictures of where we live and what we do
>help each other with languages
>it's fun
>Russian QT is always sending me messages. And it's just fun talking to her
>I even help her with her homework and doing research and stuff
I originally intended to find a QT to sex. But with this one, I almost view her as like a little sister that i never had. She's adorable, like I don't even want to sex or relationship her anymore. It's weird
Anyone else like that?
I've posted a pic of her in here before. But that's her
>>51821795
You're growing up, buddy
>>51822047
What you mean?
>>51821256
>>51821387
But it's still full of French people, so is it any better?
>>51821795
Similar. I've been helping a Russian girl learn English, nothing lewd. She admitted to me recently she's only 14 too.
>>51821612
Mine does that all the time and will send me voice messages and selfies too
It must be some sort of merit being from a shitty irrelavant country no one gives a fuck about and still have lots of qts hooked on you.
Feels like playing on hard mode.
Though being a dark muslim from MENA, pinoy ASEAN or a mestizo looking fella from the depths of Latin America must be playing on legend mode. I kinda respect them.
>>51807481
I Think Most S.Koreans don't Love/Interesting about Dutch Culture. Since Holland is not Famous Here. Probably, Belgium is Slightly more Popular in SK I guess.
>Turkish girls
>>51823069
Where is She From?
>>51823307
Bunch of Them are Autistic Koreaboos.
>>51823382
They keep begging me to visit them, after like one day of knowing them.
They are almost as bad as their guys.
Almost...
>>51823444
Nice chubby tits bro.
>>51823444
Argie?
>>51823501
No, she is white
>>51823476
I was thinking about that, perhaps she've got chubby :(
Those pics are from yesterday
>>51823611
So Maybe Russo?
>>51823645
Chile
>>51823691
I want a Chilean QT
>>51823691
Wow
>>51823785
>>51823779
This is the last one she sent me
I hope i get a pussy pic soon, i'll share it if she does it
>>51823854
>>51823691
>>51823444
>>51823069
YUCK CUNT
>>51823691
>>51823854
Did she blow her nose into her hand?????
How it works?
Do you have to login in order to chat or it's just like a facebook?
>>51824293
You talk to them on the website and then if you want you can move to FB, Skype, whatsapp, etc.
>>51807140
Sorry, I was sleeping. She pops-up often in searches, so you wouldn't have had difficulties to find her.
>>51807392
They were kinda randomly selected. Their image had to fit, and they had to be harmonious.
>>51824449
Who is the Argie?
>>51824602
/rowenatei
