40 year old vigin - edition
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Cunt XD
so to clarify 躯 is like 体 except the body is dead right?
>>51793750
They look like veggie and Finntaro.
>>51793750
Bra jobbat.
>>51793890
i am almost deadly certain veggie is obese
Vulva XD
>>51793750
乙
kkkkkkk
>>51793750
fck
>mfw I write 市 with 4 strokes instead of 5
Please stop posting homo pictures! I don't want to see those!
otsu
おとこのこのために
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtnRw2LtePg
If you see words like 姉弟 or 兄妹 do you pronounce them all as きょうだい? Or do you pronounce them with their 音読み readings? Like I think 姉妹 is usually 音読み? What about the others?
>>51794202
>mfw I write 市 with 3 strokes instead of 5
よく分からないけど、最初からクソレスばっかだな
いつもより激しい気がする
>>51794331
>mfw I write 市 with 1 stroke instead of 5
>>51794202
>>51794331
Some people...
>>51794255
In that vid: Pantsu-ya and his gay friends
>>51794331
>mfw I write 市 with 0 strokes
Korean is much cooler than Japanese
私の心はスウェーデン人の肛門のように張り裂けました
>>51794202
I get it.
>>51794331
I don't get it.
>>51794365
Are you a 172cm manlet Aussie?
>>51794394
>男の娘
>娘
nope it's straight famasaurus
>>51794009
I hate niggers. They come to my country and blame us for their own messes and they threaten to kill us. So fuck those faggots, I'll kill them if I must.
>>51794488
正解だけど、どうやって把握しましたかw
>>51794456
>>51794564
>veggieをイジるのが好き
>pepeの画像を使う
>日本語がうまい
久しぶりだね。9月〜11月はあんまりいなかったよね?
>>51794488
I saw a super manlet today, I think he was around 1m
I laughed
>>51794488
>>51794564
I didn't know there were really an esper in the Japanese threads.
>>51794202
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>51794695
Most of the people here are esper
>inb4 including you
>>51794599
I'm grinning.
That feel when my ass was sweating and my whole class full of grills saw it.
>>51794660
久しぶり!ちょっと4chを離れたかったなあ
やっぱり時間を無駄遣いしては悪いかと思って
でも結局戻ったなあ。そのサイトから逃げ道はありません
Koreans are fushing more whales and they say it is bycatching
コリアンはより多くのクジラを釣っており、彼らはそれを混獲と呼ぶ
NZ say whale fishing by japs is crime against nature
ニュージーランドはクジラ漁を自然に対する罪だと言う
anyway, we dont know NZ is where and what they eat
ところで、我々はNZがどこにあって、何を食べるのかを知らない
>>51794878
hahahahahaahahahaha
hahahahaaha
>>51794878
And now you've told everyone here so we can all laugh at you.
Simple Seppo
>>51794690
If that 1m man had a 30cm dick that would be kinda cool, in fact I want to watch porn with a tiny man and a huge dick fucking a giant nigress now
>>51794934
>>51794978
Pls no bully
>>51794915
鯨肉はおいしいですか
どんな味ですか
>>51794878
>sit on plastic chair in summer
>get up
>sweaty asscrack print
>quickly tuck in chair so cute girls don't see it
>>51794878
are you obese or super buff and it sweated cause you did a seating glute workout during class
for example holding a static glute stretch for the entire length of the class
>>51795015
>doesn't already watch interracial dwarf porn
>>51794915
オーストラリアの近くで
主食は羊肉とパンかな、ほとんどこっちと同じ
あんまり気にしなくてもいいと思うよ、無視しても何も起こらないから
>>51794394
Pantsuya hates gays
>>51795015
he was asian so i dont think so desu
>>51794315
We commonly pronounce 姉妹 as Shimai, sometimes Kyodai. If you want to prononce them with 音読み, insert と between 姉 and 妹.
>>51795040
Did they talk quietly about you behind your back?
Did you hear light giggles and see them point at you when you turned around to see what's happening?
>>51794439
恥ずかしいけど私はそういうのちょっと好き
先輩のお笑い魂、ちゃんと見てるからね
>>51794495
But Portugal is not that different than those niggers. Serious question, you're criticizing your own people or it's totally your honest opinion?
>>51794881
戻ってきてくれて嬉しいわ。他の日本人と「あのオーストラリア人は面白いやつだった」って話してたしね。
おやすみー!
>>51795249
おやすみ!
>>51794878
How fat are you?
Why Japan puts romantic songs in animu despite being a country with soulless people? It is to trick gaijin to believe they are actually human?
>>51795100
I had a huge sweat print on my seat.The shitty thing is the girl im closest to in class sits behind me and has a clear shot of the print. She probably saw it when i left class...
>>51795109
I ran up a bunch of stairs before class...
>>51795240
>But Portugal is not that different than those niggers
Are you seriously trying to cause an argument?
Portugal is very different
>>51795391
>I had a huge sweat print on my seat.
>She probably saw it when i left class
It's funnier than I first thought
>>51795184
We were in the middle of taking finals, but when i got up to turn my paper in early people started giggling...
>>51795348
Not a でぶ
>>51795535
Pls no more. I just remember seeing her eyes the last time this happened
>>51795433
What's your point?
>>51795391
how old are you?
sweating is totally normal
maybe the girls laughed but they understand your situation and thought it's cute
do you have any korean girls in your class?
>>51795377
We are very kind to people in anime. We are only not interested in people in real life.
>>51795606
My point is you know nothing about Portugal and very little about the damage a significant amount of black people can do to an area.
Black people are fine when there is only a small number of them.
>What's your point?
I should have asked you that question because your post didn't make any sense
>>51795621
19
There's 2 or 3 koreans. Never talked to them though..
>>51795828
Ok ok, I understand. So please calm down!
>>51795929
Will do... since you asked nicely
>>51795828
A-alberto Barbossa?
>>51795839
next time you see them ask them if they're interested in a 20 year old german guy
>>51796027
i was too polite to say but i think it's him, yeah
>>51796027
No, I'm Arthur Henderson
>>51795993
Lol why Whites are so stupid?
They always chimp out with anger when they were told the truth but once I post kawaii anime girl and say cute thing, they instantly get boner and start to fap like estrual animals.
All the time, never fail!
>>51795720
I like Nihon but Nihon too racist desu
>>51795828
Best ally, please don't reply to him. He's a troll so it's best not to feed him.
>>51796259
>Commie shithole hating other countries
>>51796259
Are you black?
>>51796198
ちょっと簡便してくれ
可愛いアニメの画像の後で言葉攻めなんてエロすぎだよ
勃起が耐えられなくて貧血でしぬううううう
>>51796329
Like = hate?
>>51796329
wut
>>51796332
Northern Mexican-like brown.
Do cute Japanese girls stream vidya on twitch?
>>51796370
1 LIKE 1 HATE
TAG YOUR FRIENDS
>maybe the girls laughed but they understand your situation and thought it's cute
>do you have any korean girls in your class?
>>51796505
Like
>>51796407
No :^(
>>51796407
No, they use niconico
>>51796696
>To watch videos, you need to login.
>>51796668
this is why you will never get a girlfriend
you laugh but I just smile because I know someday my girlfriend and I will laugh at you for still masturbating to japanese animated 2d porn while we sit in our warm apartment while it's snowing outside and play dark souls 4 coop
one day...
>>51796906
>play dark souls
>coop
No you are fully a potato
>>51796897
>he doesn't have a niconico account
>>51796906
What you talking about?
I wish I could fly by farting.
>>51796953
They will have a special summoning system in 4
From will hopefully get shit for not including it in bloodborne and dark souls 3
I just want to play it with my gf and slay huge bosses with her
I can do that while she sucks my dick but if the boss is to hard I need her help
Of course I will have 2 TVs 1 Samsung 1 LG because I want to support both companies for being great honorable korean businesses that have never done anything wrong and deserve my german money
I mean I will live in Korea by then so the money will be korean lel haha
>>51797150
Would be very smelly desu
so this is what happens when it's 3am in the japanese timezone
gotta say guys i'm a bit underwhelmed eh
what places are worth to go to with JR pass?
>>51797089
I'm not a weeb, so I've never needed one before.
>>51796906
But your girlfriend is imaginary.
>>51796198
Just to clear things up
>They always chimp out with anger when they were told the truth
I wasn't angry, I was telling you the reality of how things are.
>but once I post kawaii anime girl and say cute thing, they instantly get boner and start to fap like estrual animals
I don't like anime and I ignored the picture
>>51797405
>I don't like anime
Why people like this still come to 4chan?
>>51797399
no you don't understand it. she exists. I just haven't met her yet, baby
>>51797345
>I'm not a weeb, I just want to watch kawaii Japanese girls play videogames
>>51797405
are you the guy that posted that maid with the mask and nyan noises and then detonated when that japanese guy called you creepy lol
>>51797484
>Why people like this still come to 4chan?
For a laugh
>>51797530
No
>>51797561
is it a british thing in general to be massively passive aggressive and asshurt in asian cultural discussion threads then? sorry i think that's pretty unique
>>51797633
Most people on 4chan are massively passive aggressive
>>51797706
Why are you still here if you think most of the people here are such retards?
>>51797633
>is it a british thing in general to be massively passive aggressive
Yes.
>>51797798
Don't you have work soon nihon kun?
>>51794331
>>51797484
>モニタ
kek
Is this sentence correct?
>Introducing a new currency and establishing a new government would cost the country a lot of money
>>51795086
ほとんどの人が食べたことないよ
>>51798213
Yes.
>>51798213
Yes, you did really well.
>>51798362
>>51798343
ok thanks!
>>51798447
ぶっちゃけ、あまりおいしく見えない
>>51798330
日本と西洋のお互いの思い込みはすごい
>>51796897
>>51797345
Hey, what's wrong?
Do you even THINK they uses their real name on it?
Do not worry, none of your friend will ever know you have nicovideo account.
The search with your name will gave then nothing if you use an nickname instead of real name.
>>51796906
girls suck at video games, but arguing in your favor: pattern memorization & recognizing games such as Dark Souls should be games, girls can be fairly decent at too. handling enemies in DaS is like learning a choreography
however girls still suck since learning the choreography involves reflexes and naturally most of them will mess up more often on those tests than most boys
personally DaS isn't autistic enough for me and thus i prefer shmups, since it is a more intense, pure concept of what DaS does with its clunky 3D control and the RPG elements.
Death to Japan for Pearl harbor!
Jesus is great!
Dear Japan people,
I come from a strange land to you. Where I am from, we have metal birds that carry people great lengths; torches of fire without heat; ships that need no wind; and ways of contacting people many thousands of miles away.
I hope one day to visit more of your country, live among your people, and settle down.
ありがとえぐざいます
>>51799242
I have 300 hours in DS2 and 150 in DS1
I wonder if this will make my gf wet
>>51799673
ur a joke m8, i have 5000+ hours in tf2
>>51799802
shit. maybe I'm a normie after all
>>51799802
>5000 Stunden
Brudi das sind 30 Wochen deines Lebens die du vergeudet hast
>>51799956
>vergeudet
war ne verdammt gute zeit, besonders 2007-2009
>>51799520
K-Ken sama?
>>51800020
Hat dir ja sehr viel gebracht, sonst wärst du nicht hier
>>51799035
I'll probably get banned for speaking in English, but I'll make an account anyway.
>>51800575
you could just not speak you know
>>51800575
Nobody will just answer to you
>>51800575
You'll be ignored
>>51778507
喧嘩すんな
それより普遍的な判断の持てない日本人に関する意見が無いのか。
スレち
>>51800650
>>51800656
good morning everyone
>>51801090
Goodmorning gozaimasu, nihonjin-kun. I hope you have a good day at school today.
>>51800729
Some people are excited to talk to gaijins, but the charm wears off quick if you can't speak decent Japanese
>>51801090
Good morning.
>>51801185
white girls are scary
esp english
>>51801185
>tfw will never have a real discussion with a Japanese
>>51801412
but i'm a 男子
>>51801412
>white girls are scary
>only just learned it's temperament, not temperment
>still haven't got used to saying vocabulary properly after saying 'volcabulary' for so long
not only is my japanese nowhere near where i want it to be i'm literally starting to think i don't know english holy shit.
Good morning, big dicked bros
>>51801777
>tfw pronounced "mischievous" as "mis-chee-vious" until I was in my early 20s
>>51801412
草食系男子 detected
>>51801412
Why?
>>51801827
I THOUGHT BOTH WERE OKAY
AHHHHHHHH FUCK IT
>>51801777
My English is turning shit too.
>make mistake in Japanese
>want to ask Japanese person what I should've said
>What should've I had said?
>What should I have had said?
>What should've I said?
>What should I have said?
>tfw you don't even know which one is right, or if any of them even are right.
>>51801412
>white girls are scary
why is there not the verb "morn" despite there is "morning"?
>>51801777
>>51801827
>>51802008
Idiots
>>51802124
When would you need to use this verb? Can you give an example in Japanese?
>>51802112
You're kidding, right?
>>51802124
There used to be a word "morn", but if fell out of general use.
何で「おはよう」と言う、けど｢こんあさは｣と言わない?
>>51802124
But the noun "morn" exists. It's an alternative to "morning", which is also a noun.
I don't see how a verb could work here.
>>51802112
A-are you a native English speaker? Do you live close to the American border?
今日はオナニーを四回した
>>51802239
Yeah no, I'm not joking. Which one is correct, if any?
>>51802279
I am a native English speaker, and I do live close to the American border.
>>51802222
I don't know.
I just thought "-ing" was the suffix of the verb
全て
全部
皆
洗いざらい
万端
森羅万象
ALSO WHY SO MANY WORDS THAT MEAN THAT SAME THING
Why we must not eat whales though we eat beef?
>>51802431
A lot of female americans see it as cannibalism
>>51802431
can you drink whale milk? can you make cheese with it? I wonder how it tastes..
>>51802364
hut
cote
shed
ALSO WHY SO MANY WORDS THAT MEAN THAT SAME THING
>>51802498
no no no, hut and shed are very different
also what's a cote i haven't heard that before
>>51802495
can you drink pig milk? can you make cheese with it?
>>51802364
全て=全部
皆=for human only
洗いざらい=｢白状する｣の修飾語限定
万端="準備万端" only
森羅万象=all things in the universe
>>51802618
hopefully nobody tries to
>>51802337
Verbs which become nouns after adding "-ing" on the end are called gerunds in English, however it is possible to have a noun ending in "-ing" without there being a corresponding verb.
Both "morning" and "evening" come from the older nouns "morn" and "eve(n)". These words are not often used outside of a poetic/literary context.
>>51802618
I don't know. I want to try it
I love cheese.
>>51802653
i think i've heard みなまで言うな though and it was definitely used in the sense of 'don't finish what you're saying' but usually people yeah
>洗いざらい=｢白状する｣の修飾語限定
are you 100% sure?
ty on the bantan that makes sense in retrospect
>>51802653
>全て=全部
では、「全部の日本人」が正しいだろう
>>51802788
https://www.google.com.au/#q=%E3%81%BF%E3%81%AA%E3%81%BE%E3%81%A7%E3%81%84%E3%81%86%E3%81%AA
looks like mina is used as みなまでいうな but probably only in that specific occurance
>>51802491
I think we eat the mammals.
Is it the problem that whale is mistaken for fish?
>>51802495
We eat whale little.
>>51802693
>it is possible to have a noun ending in "-ing"
Do you know such words apart from "morning" and "evening"?
>>51803038
>We eat whale little.
That's a very qt english
In 2 years and 6 months when I'm in the Seoul subway with my gf but she surfes instagram to post pictures of us in romantic poses I will take my iphone out log in the olleh hot spot and browse 4chan to see how you guys are doing
Then I will see that you're still NEETs and students without korean girlfriend
After that we will go to a park to eat our take way food and feed some ducks
Then we will kiss and have fun
When it gets dark we will walk home and I will sing "Ca plane pour moi"
The grumpy english teachers and weebs that came there from japan will look at us and say: "I wish my life was that great. I want to be like them..."
Then because I'm a good human I will go to them and tell them that they too will find a good girlfriend (although they should go back to their home country!)
One day...
>>51802653
洗いざらい - 共通する意味]
何もかも余すことなくすべて
[使い分け]
【1】「残らず」は、あとに何も残さずすべての意。
【2】「洗いざらい」は、何もかもすっかり出してしまってあとに何も残っていない、の意。個々の物についてではなく、物事の内容についていう。
【3】「くまなく」は、「隈(くま)(かくれる所、かげ)が無い」という意の語で、すみからすみまで全部の意。
【4】「根こそぎ」は、根まですっかり抜き取る意から、余すところなくの意で使う。受身の形で使われることが多い。
OK you're the "nihonjin" tripfag that's not even japanese aren't you lol
>>51802788
You know well.
Are you not Japanese really?
"皆まで言うな" is an exception.
"洗いざらい"は"白状"と同じ意味であればよい。
｢洗いざらい話す｣
>>51802555
BUT WE CALL ALL OF THEM 小屋!!!
>>51803213
oh ty, sorry i doubted you
nope i just read a lot. i only heard araizarai used in a dramatic poetic sense so i do actually believe you on that one 2bh
>>51803188
Could you please stop posting these cringeworthy fantasies? Your girlfriend does NOT exist. Yes, most people dream of this stuff but they're able shut their traps about it and keep it to themselves. Learn to do that, kiddo.
>>51803212
Are you proxy trol?
Dictionaries are made from our words.
We don't use a dictionary for Japanese.
>>51803323
rude
>>51803040
>Do you know such words apart from "morning" and "evening"?
Yes, but I don't think they will be very satisfying. "King" and "thing" are other examples, although they aren't derived by adding -ing to existing words.
"Gosling" (it means baby goose) is another word, but that comes from "-ling" (dimunitive) and not "ing".
>>51802828
正しい。
でもニュアンスでは、｢全ての日本人｣が自然
>>51803188
In 2 years and 6 months you will be exactly the same person you are now, and having the same fantasies.
>>51803038
>We eat whale little.
Since it does not go into the hands, Youth is most people have never eaten.
>>51803286
ベンリデスネ
>>51803094 Thank :)
>>51803322 Don't worry.
>>51803423
I could get a gf now too
But I can't turn the fantasies into reality yet
Sorry, I'm not you and I will get a gf
I'm so obsessed with this, it's my life goal
>>51803550
buddy i need to know and i want you to be entirely honest with me. are you just the most determined shitposter ever or are you serious about what you say?
>>51803550
>it's my life goal
You are going to fail miserably.
>>51803550
Godspeed, doitsu-kun.
Canadian-born Filipino here. How are Filipinos treated in Japan? Is it like Mexicans in America?
>>51803629
>4chanでそんな事を本気に質問する
私たち全員がクソ掲載者
>>51803433
That's right.
I does not bother even if I can't eat whales.
Though, I think the people who deny one habit have to explain the reason on their opinion.
>>51803629
i'm serious but I would never tell anyone in real life
it's a better secret than fucking your sibling or eating shit
>>51803671
no desu. I have many contacts in korea. If I don't get killed or die in an accident I will get a korean gf before I die
does
*do
>>51803550
>Sorry, I'm not you and I will get a gf
As someone who already had one, you're idealizing this shit too much. She's not going to make you happy and fix your life.
>it's my life goal
Like Spaniard bro said in >>51803671, you will fail. That's what happens to every man who pedestalizes pussy such as yourself.
>>51801412
engrish :^)
>>51803798
でもやっぱりこいつがすげえ しつこいだよ
本物かどうか迷うくらいに
こんばんは。
>>51803381
Thank you.
I thought "morning" and "evening" were a bit special words referring to your answer.
>>51803991
Buenas noches.
>>51803973
reee i'm making less sense that i want to
i supposed 6:37 isn't too late to go to sleep goodnight family and friends
>>51803832
>I will get a korean gf
That's why you will fail, you think that your korean waifu will accept you the way you are and that all will be daijobu like in your chinese cartoons, what you don't know, is that they are still women, and no woman wants a beta male and the fact that you are setting your korean waifu as a your "life goal" means you are beta as fuck, for you are wishing for social validation, you want someone to validate your existence, and that's the definition of beta.
>>51804143
元気?
>>51803732
I don't know how to treat Mexicans in America tho.
I think Filipino are one of foreigners.
Non Westerner
>>51804243
lel I saved this post to show to my girlfriend in 2 years
>>51804376
Estoy muy bien amigo
Why do you like Jews so much?
Just ignore and report the german trolling with his korean gf bullshit
>>51804532
You don't have I will go to bed now anyway
First some mandu but then I will sleep
Good night my friends
so what engrish or japlish
>>51804381
But you don't treat all your foreigners the same, right? I know a lot of Japanese hate Koreans, but do they hate Filipinos? We have a reputation of poor hygiene.
>>51804654
why is your flag similar to the flag of Czech
>>51804484
They sell a variety of goods, for low prices.
>>51804663
We don't hate Korean.
A part of the people only propagandize it.
And the men who hate Korean perhaps like South east Asian.
I think it is different between Sinonism and anti-sinonism.
おはよう!
>>51805379 おはよ
To fap or not to fap..
I will see Tsundere chan tomorrow in class so I might be a bit more horny..
>>51805379
おはよう
JLPTテストはどうだった?
>>51805224
Okay I see. I'm guessing Japanese don't really care about Filipinos then. They're just another foreigner right?
>>51805604
難しかったです
But I am still happy with the effort I put in though, there should be no problem going forwards
>>51805671
do you have a sister?
>>51803040
Any verb that you add ing to is an example, since grammatically all gerunds are nouns
Does anyone have experience purchasing items off yahoo japan auctions from a seller with no feedback at all?
Theres a jacket I really want and the starting bid is quite low, but it looks like its a completely new account. I would be using a shopping service.
>>51804484
I knew Jews little.
They are famous in the world.
Though those almost are only special topics.
I'm interesting in them as one of Eurasian nations.
I think perhaps we have anything to do with them more early than Westerners.
Though I little believe 'the hypothesis that Jews and Japanese are of common ancestry'.
>>51805798
No, but I have 14 female cousins.
>>51805738
合格してるといいね
お疲れ様
>>51805973
Can I marry your brother?
>>51806064
holy shit. that means your family is very active. it sucks that you're not korean. I might study in Victoria,BC and would have loved to meet one of your cosins
>>51805973
I shop a lot at Yahoo auctions
There are counterfeits everywhere, especially from people with new accounts, but if you know how to shop you can get yourself quite the deals
If it is just some random jacket then it should be fine I guess, how will you even pay the person though? And do they ship to Australia?
If its too good to be true then it probably is, remember that there are people whos jobs are looking for deals, but that does not mean it is impossible to get a piece of that cake as I have been managing to do plenty of times
I see a random marriage proposal almost once a day here. Everyone is so romantic
>>51805671
There are no people who have hostility towards Filipino in Japan.
Though we aren't used to talk to by all sorts of foreigners.
>>51806243
It's just my grandma had 8 kids. Her kids only had 1-3 kids each. I would love to see a Japanese family like mine though.
to by
*with
>>51806456
I'm so glad. If you see a Filipino, do you assume they speak English?
>>51806352
Can I marry your sister?
>>51806287
Thanks for the fast reply.
Fortunately, there aren't any counterfeit copies of this jacket, I always make sure to research that. I just use a proxy service (shopping service) to pay and conduct the shipping process. I'll try it, thanks man.
>>51805379
morsning korsning, grabbhalva
>>51805973
I think the overseas shipment is hard.
>>51806724
Though if its someone with no reputation at all you have to keep in mind that the person wont even honor the auction, but I guess then its the proxy service problem and not yours
I have had no problem buying from private individuals though so far
>>51806732
Tjena mittbena
>>51807032
*Might not even honor the auction
>>51806705
I know they can often speak English.
Though, I think the people don't know it usually.
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