This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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Thanks.
>>51748997
おっぱいつ
俺は趣味でオナニーをやっている者だ
What does Japanese pussy smell and taste like? Please respond.
>>51748997
乙
>>51749152
Like British pussy
>>51749152
natto
What keeps you guys motivated to learn Japanese? I don't watch anime or read manga.
今日はお尻を好むと感じる
>>51748858
If I were German, and If I would name my baby "Adolf",
were he bullied? and am I regarded as a racist?
>>51749152
マンコ
>>51749211
Anime and manga
>>51749211
The destruction of my nation (＾:
>>51749152
blue cheese yeah
so I cannot eat any cheese
>>51749239
Here you go.
>>51749211
this:
>>51749332
recently, famous people are dead with cancer.
19th for my penis
>>51749332
>>51749451
Are you implying someday Japan will take over the world, making Japanese very useful?
>>51749239
>>51749470
Like who?
>>51749555
No, I'm implying I will have to flee from my burning country in a few years and I need to know the language of the country I decide to live in (^:
>>51749555
No, I just dislike the current America I live in and I hope that Japan will be a good safe haven until things get better. Maybe I'll even get a qt gf while I'm there.
>>51749143
By the time he's 13 he will be bullied by edgelords
And if he has a politically incorrect opinion he'll be treated like he is literally Hitler
>>51748997
I'm interested in the option "she's farted from the start"
>>51749635
I don't think they want any of us there, even considering that you can keep your love of 2D for yourself.
>>51749332
>>51749635
本当にそんなに悪くなっちゃったの?
まあ、ある南部スヴェーデンの都市には半分の人口はムスリムと聞いたけど…
正直、スヴェーデンが死んでいることが今までただのミームだと思った、君の国はまだ金持ちだろう?
>>51749698
I want to go to Japan but I know it won't solve my problems. Canada's not doing bad, but I'm just just depressed with a bad outlook on life. It's probably better for me to stay here and fantasize about Japan instead of go there and realize I'll still be miserable.
It is 7:40am。
おやすみ
>>51749727
Some people don't, some people do.
>>51749757
お金がない。もうすぐ死にます!
さよならスウェーデン。
>>51749857
I was/still am worried about this too, but it's not money wasted if I go there and find out it's not all that. I also want to go see where my granddad stayed during wwii, see some shrines, and just have a fun time while I'm there.
>>51749598
dead famous people in Japan
Naomi Kawashima
Kai Ato
Kitanoumi
Shigeru Mizuki
僕にいい映画を薦めてちょうだい
I need to start studying more.
Just downloaded another hopefully it will be good.
>>51750162
ガメラ
https://youtu.be/EFpd2IQoTYA
>>51750277
You're shitty waifu actually taught me some useful stuff Maki-kun
>Slopes
>>51750146
>Shigeru Mizuki
Goodnight sweet prince
>>51750408
Isso são termos de anatomia em japonês?
>>51750408
That's one of my favorite pictures. It used to get posted on djt a year ago.
Makis a good waifu.
>体
>身体
WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE
Internet was made in the world of open-souces.
The open-souces project is instituted by the people of all nations of the world without consideration.
That is to say, many people made it as a hobby.
There is no age limit on the participants of software development.
They may perhaps conduct business with primary school students.
There is the only rule that they use English in their projects.
Those are nothing to do with an authority.
27.3% FN FIRST
>>51750706
Remove kebab?
>>51750604
Why couldn't Japanese be the lingua franca?
鬼太郎が大好きなので水木しげるの死はとても残念だ
> csq je regarde les resultats des regionales
>>51750731
NORD PAS DE CALAIS 40% (Marine)
PACA 42%(Marion)
Numbers go up to 30% now
死ね、エッフ・エン
>Pejorative term for Japanese people
>>51750740
That's difficult.
There were several type of computers made by Japanese companies at one time.
Japanese had a good command of Japanese machines that is higher performance than other countries. (and those softwares were made by microsoft in the initial stage)
Though we lost in the competition of hardware.
>>51750843
エッフエンって何?
>>51751174
>>51750706
It's a political party
>>51751105
I wish Japan won the hardware race. Your script is monospaced by default!
>>51751433
thank you
>>51751622
Thank you for your support.
Most Japanese can't use the machines freely today because many people don't want to read English manual probably.
This means that the sponsor-initiated authority came to nothing.
For example, this site also was made by the boy who was fifteen years old.
It is necessary to make universal judgment for Japanese today.
good night
>>51752089
Good night.
>>51749211
Anime, banter, women
>>51752089
そっち遅いね
お休み!
>>51749271
>would* he be bullied?
probably
>would I be regarded as a nazi?
certainly
Now I want to enjoy my dinner
I hope you had a nice meal my friends
>>51752089
Sleep tight, nihonjin.
Oi oi gentlemen
Is this the thread where we converse at length about all the things pertinent to China and its insurmountable achievements?
>>51750798
marine? Marion?
i know calais, what's paca like?
>>51750798
http://www.sankei.com/world/news/151206/wor1512060026-n1.html
>>51752751
Marion is the qtest
PACA is South of France
>>51749239
t. アルベト バルボサ
I used to be a porn freak, I was into the hand scene
I used to use magazines and be into the film screen
I used to sniff girls pantyhose
But there's nothing like a korean girl sitting on your nose
>>51753849
Fuck off.
I love it when my girlfriend pulls the trigger of my love gun
晩御飯を食べましたか?
Rate my dinner
I want to call tsundere chan Marion but I'm afraid she will hate me.
She kinda looks like her
sometimes my girlfriend cracks the whip and whips it good
>>51754720
tsunchan is libtarded?
この状況で君はどうするのか?
is this hello, or is this goodbye
this thread is dead
my friends are sleeping or jerking off
I guess I have to go to bed now
itadakimashata and for the proxys good night!!!
>>51755100
I don't know. She never said unlike the other her political stand in class.
>>51755202
家に帰ってアニメをみる
>>51755202
konbanwa omaera!!!! genki desu ka?
rate my gf
>>51755818
I would if you had any.
kkkkk
I can only laugh about the people that don't believe I will get a girlfriend
One day I will come back to this thread with my s.o. and you will go: that autistic, dumb and german kid sure fucks a mean korean girl
>>51756379
>that autistic, dumb and german kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOWJ4rKb_g
>>51756667
I don't play Unreal anymore
I play with korean girls boobs now
>>51756667
>When you tell him is gf is imaginary
>>51756667
what year is it
おはようございます
>>51757155
2016
>>51757191
>おはよう
>>51757276
*おはよう
(that ">" was a typo)
ケツ
>>51757191
おはようっす
dead thread for what
>>51757673
All the nihonjins are currently sleeping, dreaming teeny tiny dreams.
I love them korean nazi girls
寝るときは何の服を着てますか
私はすっぽんぽん
>>51757996
同じく
![882[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IMoVm2i.jpg "882[2].jpg")
JLPT N3に受けました!
合格に決まっていると思うよ!
なんか疲れているので、確かに難しいテストだった。
When I stayed in Japan I met a girl
She complimented my looks and said she really liked me
But unfortunately she didn't have asian girl sideburns
and single eyelids so I friend zoned her
Maybe I should lower my standards and fuck her
She said she wants to cook for me when I come back
but I'm not sure if I should go
She's not my gf but maybe a good opportunity to get
some sex experience until i meet my real girlfriend
I don't know
>>51758895
おめでとうございます。
>>51758895
おめでとう!
>>51758918
Go to bed.
>>51758989
with her?
maybe I should
I mean I already missed a lot of opportunities because of my gf
Now I'm 20 and still a virgin
I'm a loser and should finally lose it
Thank you anon
>>51758895
おめでとうございます!
>>51758895
おめでとう
>>51759335
>he's only 20 and is already complaining about virginity
Grow some damn backbone, junior.
>>51759335
>missed a lot of opportunities because of my gf
>Now I'm 20 and still a virgin
Doesnt compute
>>51759363
>>51758966
>>51758947
>>51759455
ありがとう!
日本語は本当に美しい言語と思う
これから1年間までN1の準備にしましょう
がんばるぞい!
>>51758895
お疲れさん!
Which one of you oblivious Japs thinks it's a good idea to continually make a thread based on the delusional belief that it's good to ally with an Islamic country?
The thread under question: >>51755720
>inb4 some irrelevant bollocks about how Turkey helped Japan in the past
>>51759889
Either it's a troll or a legitimate retard that follows this bullshit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Japaneseism
>>51758895
>JLPT N3
>難しい
>>51760375
>autism wwww
>>51760375
Now now, don't be a little shit.
>>51760493
>sweden
I want a japanese girlfriend
>>51760375
じゃあ、君の能力はどのレベルですか?
>>51760375
うん、僕にとって難しかった。
>>51760217
>Either it's a troll or a legitimate retard
Yeah, that's the best explanation I'm going to get.
Shall we take to the thread and repeatedly call him a cunt and other suitable insults?
Japanese lads and lassies who start to wake up now, I hope this morning tune will energise you and you'll have a great day today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKt8bsKEleU
>>51760882
Sure.
>>51749154
Are you the lad from the /a/ thread desu?
>>51760835
前にJ-CatやったらN1レベルだったからN2は簡単にいけると思う
>>51761369
Maybe
>>51761577
フィン太郎?
>>51761626
フィン太郎は別人
このスレには二人以上のフィンランド人がいる
通勤が鬱すぎる
>>51762440
頑張ってね
魚
肴
is the pronunciation the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk
>>51762871
This is why I study Japanese
>>51761577
私はこのぞい子をパイントで作った、君はこの画像にサンタ帽子を付けてくれる?お願いします
>>51762915
agreed
っぽい
最近よく/luso/に遊びに行ってるけど
なぜか英語教師扱いされる
>>51762990
>>51763298
っぽい
>>51762871
what is she saying around 4:20?
it starts with 耳、ぺろぺろされるの
>>51763435
本当にありがとうございます
Kiitos
>>51763573
>>51763364
残念ながら、/luso/がクソスレ、やつらが/luso/内にポルトガル語の人々以外英語でしゃべるを好む、私さえ全然分からない。
>>51763575
耳、ぺろぺろされるの興奮する?
>>51763739
I still need to learn a lot of kanji so thank you for a pic with more of them, best ally.
>>51763364
>>51763874
Eh?
>>51763874
可哀想に
そういえば同じポルトガル語でもポルトガルとブラジルではまったく違うらしいね
>>51764342
欧ポルトガル語と米ポルトガル語は違いすぎるけど、まだ同じ言語です
>>51764748
意思の疎通は出来るの?
BTW, are Kiri and Sarah kill?
>Nips
>>51764748
はぇー
勉強になるなぁ
>>51764945
まゆゆ!!!!!!!!!
>>51765095
Yo!
>>51764846
もちろん、でも時々それが難しい
>>51765045
ブラジルのポルトガル語を勉強したいなら今すぐ自殺しろ、ブラジルのポルトガルが臭い糞
>>51764945
キリとサラは荒らしの被害にあって来なくなっちゃったよ
>>51765136
Isn't it like 3am? What are you still up?
まあ、明日大学に行かなきゃので眠った方がいいよ。
また明日、日本語スレッド。
>>51765924
おやすーみん
>>51765924
おやすみ
>>51765877
It's 'bout 7:30, decided not to go to sleep tonight.
日本、おはよう!
今週期末試験があるから授業がなくて暇だよ
日本語授業に入らなかったのに日本語だけ勉強する
>>51765924
おやすみなさい
また明日
>>51766293
おっはー
*外人スマッシュ*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
Why are Europeans good at speaking English?
>>51767090
Because our cultures are very similar and we share the same alphabet.
>>51767166
I wish Japan were colonized by UK or US, I could speak English fluently.
>>51767234
Soon Nihonjin ... very soon indeed.
I WISH I WERE BRITISH, I COULD ENJOY 4CHAN NOT A SHIT LIKE 2CH
>>51767669
I'm off to bed, so I can't continue this conversation.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
>>51767234
>>51767669
Try to make me horny with your adorable Japanese.
>>51767847
僕のちんぽはとてもハードです
>>51767847
Ore no chinko wa okii
Kimi no oppai to oshiri wa sugoi
Sekusu o kudasai
>>51767847
お前が甘いと可愛いだけら真ん中のあなたに行くです
>>51767847
https://youtu.be/Xbchlq8St4I?t=3m27s
It seems like my country will turn evil soon. Japan-bros you know what it's like to have your country become evil. What would you do if you were American and you saw the same thing happening again.
>>51768276
>Nanking
>>51767847
prutt
What will happen if you say nigga to black people who live in your cunt?
>>51768376
Exactly. What would you do to try and stop your country from committing such a war crime if you were American?
>>51768506
They will try and fight you. Hopefully you know marital arts or some shit.
If they hurt you they don't go to jail because of the language you used.
>>51768609
I just sang this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhE88Tp4I6U
>>51768568
You don't, you just deny it.
>>51768609
Even if he killed me?
>>51768725
If he killed you he'd go to prison.
But if he just roughs you up he's off the hook.
>>51768689
Does this mean I get to rape hot arab girls and then claim they were prostitutes. Part of me wants this... No of course I'd never do that. I will vote for the democrats, even if it is Clinton.
Messaged my first jap on interpals
...wish me luck senpai!!
>>51764846
Even though Portuguese and Brazilians speak the same fundamental language, we don't always understand each other (see pic related).
>>51767090
We learn English out of necessity.
>>51768506
They may or may not find it offensive. I guess it depends on how familiar you are with the specific individual.
Even some whites call each other "niggas" instead of "bros".
>>51768689
This answer is too funny desu.
>>51768777
btw, I often see anons saying nigga on /int/
I'm afraid that black people will get angry when they see the word.
>>51749211
there's other things that could peak your interest besides anime and manga; dramas, tv, music, video games, books etc. to name a few
however, I'm having the same problem with learning German.. I like the language but there's not too much media/pop culture stuff that I can get interested in.. german TV isn't so great from what I've tried to find, not sure what else to look for ;__;
>>51769013
The internet is different from real life.
チョン
>>51768979
hey niggas :)
>>51769126
weekendend
>>51769126
Ayyo, sup?
what's the difference between akari with a 月 and akari with a 灯?I tried searching it but the answers were all in japanese
>>51769126
Top of the morning to you, my nigga, how do you do?
>>51769126
sup nigga?
>>51769189
>月
You mean 明?
>>51769302
rip memory, yes I did
>>51769189
灯 seems artificial light.
明 seems natural light.
>>51769356
Just google for 「灯り 明り 違い」
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q10115944730
>>51769019
>I like the language but there's not too much media/pop culture stuff that I can get interested in.. german
I've always wondered, how do people start to show interest in the language of the country that doesn't really
have pop culture and such? If you study Korean, you can enjoy K-pop and K-drama. Or if you study Japanese,
you can enjoy anime, manga, dirty doujinshi and Japanese porn. But why German? Even Chinese? Is it fun to
study those languages?
おはようございます
I have learned that いってきます is mostly for when you're leaving your own home and not if you were, for example, at a store with your friend and you decide to leave.
Similarly, is おかえりなさい only for when you are welcoming someone back into your own home, or could you use it in other ways? Could you say it if you are welcoming a friend into their own home?
>>51769551
おはよう
>>51769596
ポルトガル君は白ワインと赤ワインどっちが好きですか?
![die-sendung-mit-der-maus-fallback-image-100~_v-varxl_793cbd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oWI3jSt.jpg "die-sendung-mit-der-maus-fallback-image-100~_v-varxl_793cbd[1].jpg")
>>51769535
>But why German?
>>51769632
I like red wine desu.
>>51769535
>But why German? Even Chinese? Is it fun to
>study those languages?
Chinese is for business.
German I'm not so sure but I will ask my brother since he was interested for some reason.
>>51769555
>かえり
this is the verb-part
https://www.coscom.co.jp/japaneseverb/verb06-jpr.html
It doesn't specifically mean your own home so you can use it when someone comes back somewhere else as well.
>お
just some shit to be nicer like onee-san instead of nee-san
>なさい
shit you add to verbs
>>51769555
I use おかえりなさい only for family or same clan.
>>51769555
>いってきます
You use this when going somewhere and are going to come back
>おかえりなさい
This one is used when someone went somewhere and came back
例えば学校への行きがけとか帰りがけに近所のおばちゃんに「いってきます」とか言ったり、「おかえりなさい」とか言われたりすることあると思うんだけど
こういう状況を英語で説明できないので誰かよろしくw
>>51769768
Boring answer.
>>51769555
>>Could you say it if you are welcoming a friend into their own home?
Yes.
>>51769895
Is that Telegram? And LOL, a Grimer.
>>51769955
It's Google hangouts.
Idk that's been his avatar forever.
>>51769890
Yes.
That workes as expression of intimate.
>>51769955
In Portugal, we chink yellow are negative image. Why?
>>51770135
Where did you get that idea from? Most of us (including myself) are fine with Asian people.
What's the coolest English word?
>>51770324
Ice
>>51770324
ostensibly
"as appears or is stated to be true, though not necessarily so; apparently."
Great for insulting someone without them knowing.
>>51770324
denouement
a loan word, but a good one.
Sorry to bother, but can anyone translate this song? Or at least tell me what is it about, this is my favorite song and I would like to understand it. Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYhDpD3Z9ZA
>>51770324
meme
>>51770583
>the final part of a play, film, or narrative in which the strands of the plot are drawn together and matters are explained or resolved
>the outcome of a situation, when something is decided or made clear
Interesting, I didn't know that one.
>>51770324
Freedom
>>51770583
I looked up the word
the pronunciation is also special I think
>>51770583
>denouement
That's a french word pal
>>51770716
https://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/denouement
You're welcome, leafy :)
>>51770324
moist
>>51770324
absolute zero
this words have also good sound
>>51770607
pls
>>51770763
The word is often used for cosmetics in Japan, too
>>51770324
Nipple
>>51770674
only correct answer
democratic-republic is also acceptable
>go to take jlpt n1
>signed up for it in august because what the hey why not
>didn't practice or study for it, didn't even do more than browse over what the questions looked like
>get there today
>test begins
>holy shit
>this is a meme test
>literally middle school level
>am I being meme'd
>sit in a cold classroom taking a test for 3.5 hours bored out of my fucking mind
god dammit this was a meme test wasn't it fucking hell I hope it's useful for something at least it cost me thirty fucking bucks and gas money
ちなみに日本語が下手なら喋るな、くそが
>>51770880
That isn't clear, so I couldn't.
sry
>>51770997
Can you likely pass the exam?
>>51771009
What about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8qrUe3pYA8
Thank you
Why we are so poor?
What is abe's plan?
>>51771049
Yes, I'm serious in that it was middle school level, it was like a middle school english test in japanese.
>this test is the standard of the japanese government
Make it harder (again).
>>51771049
I think he's trying to say it was easier than he expected.
Also your sentence sounds strange, maybe this is better:
>Do you think you passed?
I want to archive this tv program or at least be able to watch it again ;_;
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/special/201512/05.html
>>51771100
>bring in immigrants
>bring in more immigrants
>BRING IN UNLIMITED IMMIGRANTS
>conversion to muslim utopia ala Germany
>your state religion will be Merkelism the worship of the god and savior of multiculturalism
But seriously immigrants are bad don't let them in please, especially the 'white' ones (real white people don't move to asian countries they're not white trust me I am white expert).
Who the fuck in their mind would want to live here?
>>51771158
>US
>White Expert
Ok tyrone
>>51771160
Japan is literally the Sweden of asia to immigrants.
Everyone wants to move there because they don't realize it's actually really really shitty.
