Eternal Marina edition
anime
Can't sleep desu.
Got a text and now I'm all giddy
>when is uni isn't oxbridge
southern hemisphere best hemisphere
>>51722721
What is it that's got you giddy la?
>>51722756
mis-sold ppi
>>51722721
>tfw no lazy Saturday texts
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
just found out my oneitis is most likely out and didnt invite me
very sad right now lads its definitely over
>>51722675
this bitch is like a solid 2/10 with make-up.
>>51722821
why would anyone invite you ever
>>51722821
normal btfo
>>51722821
sorry bro im fucking her now
>>51722821
i'm worried mine is out cavorting with some chads btw, no real proof but i just have a feeling you know
>Marina is a solid 2/10 with makeup
REALLY feels like a sunday lads its ridiculous
>>51722821
would you fuck off you normie twat, nobody gives a shit about your woes
i got a ghetto bitch been fucking me for 3 nights
On a scale from 0 to "white boi finna shoot up they school" how edgy is this album art?
Would you a cute desi girl?
>"cavorting" is indeed a part of my lexicon
>>51722728
>when his college foundation date starts with a 19
>>51722767
rectified my fuck up tonight so I'm pretty happy ngl
>>51722942
yes rasheedettes are really doing it for me atm
>>51722821
whatever innit
freddie
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>he's Catholic
*changes name to Roscoe*
>>51723146
>doxxing yourself
>I do indeed have a folder full of hat pictures
>>51723146
>when he uses a mac
>>51723146
>when he uses a mac
>>51723146
Could be better crafted desu, some good stuff going on.
brit is especially shit rn, wish i was more tired so i could sleep desu
>>51723204
>>51723221
Steve Jobs is literally the greatest innovator of the modern era
Third time's a charm.
Good night, lads xox
>>51723184
good lad?
hate willies
think they should all just fuck off
>>51723227
What do you like about it? I'm not exactly a tech guy, to be honest (hence me using a Mac).
>Steve Jobs is literally the greatest innovator of the modern era
>>51723292
Ahhhhahah he used the hat man picture again! Look at him!
>Steve Jobs is literally the greatest innovator of the modern era
>>51723313
semi-rare hat man tbf
>>51723313
they just don't know when to stop
>Ahhhhahah he used the hat man picture again! Look at him!
right lads this is it no more procrastinating
now is the time for man in the high castle
>>51723330
but hat man is a dead meme. just like rare pepes, they're still pepes which are dead memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiCJUysIT0
banger
ffs lads i asked a girl for her number last night and she gave it to me, i texted her when i got it and then said "just hit me up tomorrow" or something along those lines and she fucking hasn't
lads i genuinely feel like a huge piece of shit
>>51723380
She is bouncing on me willy as we speak
>>51723407
>Sheep is bouncing on me willy as we speak
>>51723407
More like bouncing insults off your willy waheeeeeey
>>51723380
there are many fish in the sea. and i'm saying this unironically, dont worry about it, as long as it's only a girl who gave you her number one night
your heart hasn't been broken
stop being a sadboi
>but hat man is a dead meme.
>>51723380
ring her up u cunt
>>51723417
waheeyyyyy
*farts*
>>51723417
That's one more on me willy than you famalam
>>51723433
ye but it makes me feel like im a bit ugly tBh bit rude of her
>>51723442
nah look even if shes forgotten it means i didn't leave much of an impression and calling her up is far too confrontational
old /brit/ is best /brit/ lads desu
>>51723483
>That's one more on me willy than you lambalam
>>51723485
>ye but it makes me feel like im a bit ugly tBh bit rude of her
>but ugly
you are still waito piggu handsome english man
R I G H T ?
how the shit are leicester city top of the fucking league
>>51723555
2bh I think Vardy and Memerez are on some drugs.
They are little skinny cunts but they are ridiculously fast and still strong as fuck, its almost inhuman
>when the track you're listening to unironically has a Bane quote
>>51723555
I hope they win desu
>>51723555
Fastest counter-attacking play in the league. Vardy and Mahrez are fast as fuck with clinical, almost lucky finishing this season. Ranieri has trained the defense to not fuck around, when they counter attack they don't let their defensive shape falter like most teams would.
Also, my parents are from Leicester City FC, so I have a right to root for them. It's my damn heritage.
>>51723599
>I truly recommend you don't step to my dude
>It would be extremely painful
>for you
is it that one?
>>51723630
Nope
It's not really a memey quote, it's the one about being born in the dark
>>51723608
>Leicester to win
>>51723629
You do know the 'City FC' part isn't a place?
>>51723688
I think I'd know where my fucking parents are from
>>51723630
what song is that
>>51723582
>>51723629
but it's absolute insanity. leicester barely avoided relegation last season. and chelsea won it and are 14th now. it's fucking crazy
>>51723668
Why didn't we get this German autist to manage our national team? We have some fruity cunt that doesn't know how to play defensive soccer as our current coach
>>51723718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg6Z6slaJxs
>>51723737
we have a national soccer team?
>>51723737
>we
Bring in the workers and bring up the rails
We gotta lay down the tracks and tear up the trails
Open her heart let the life blood flow
Gotta get on our way 'cause we're moving too slow
>>51723729
>leicester barely avoided relegation last season.
I know.
I remember watching them many times last season, especially that 5-2 game against United.
I swear on my life Vardy wasn't that fast before, or that strong.
I mean, did you watch last night's game? He shoulder barged Ashley Williams and knocked him to the floor like he was a fucking twig man.
Love /brit/
hate memes
>>51723709
Tbf lad i never rule anything out when dealing with Yanks, just checking
>>51723729
Leicester got way better this season because Vardy and Mahrez got way better and much more comfortable. And also their defensive tactics changed. There's probably more to it tho. Idk how Chelsea happened. That's fucking hilarious.
>>51723757
Yeah and for a country who's 5th favorite sport is Soccer, we're not half bad on the world soccer stage. We get into the top 16 most world cups and made it to quarterfinals and got robbed out of semifinals in 2002.
>>51723754
>open video
>ginger with grills
>close video
>>51723791
Love the Poster
Hate the Memes
>>51723754
>ginger with grills
might start posting about mississauga when the australians get home from work
>>51723853
isn't that some place near Toronto that's full of Sikhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZpNMn842k
BOYS!
MMM
>>51723865
black people
does this one lads tits in when i post PND
>>51723867
looks like a Rainbow Six map
>>51723889
no its full of Pakis of various flavors and religions
>>51723889
oh, it's full of Jamaicans?
>PND
whats that
fukubukuro lucky bags are in stock now lads
>>51723920
>whats that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0qvRz6Pz3g
>>51723879
Please explain this meme
>>51723901
Is that new rainbow six good? might buy it desu
>>51723915
I never can imagine what it's like being from an area that has hetergenous paki mixtures. I'm from an area that is basically 50% Indian-american and they're all rich hindu fucks.
Never really got a taste (or smell) of pakistanis or sikhs. Brampton or Miss. sounds terrible desu
>>51723920
he's some idiots, its full of Indians and pakis and Chinese.
>>51723932
so the meme is that it's a shitty black mississiaguan music artist
tfw no qt british gf
>>51723986
theres a LOT of mixing in "South Asian" communities, the Sikhs are the most independent but the others mix together a lot and lie about castes and shit.
that's where the Desi meme comes from, especially with Pakis.
>>51724011
>shitty
if you're a pleb maybe. it's not even a gimmick, i just post tunes i like at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXYq9ImJIN8
>>51724024
Really? I always thought Indians mix within themselves (like hindus with hindus) and Pakis within themselves.
Idk, I'm 2nd generation indian-american but my parents are kinda liberal with this crap so they don't mind that I'm dating a non-hindu.
Also I was pretty sure that Sikhs in Canada were all about blanda upp but at this point i dont give a heck
*farts for 5 minutes*
>>51723941
>Is that new rainbow six good? might buy it desu
no idea. I was referring to the old one
doing a quick post
only pleb here is you m80 with that trash
>mfw Reviewbrah graces our pathetic lives with a new review
>>51724101
post music you like then lad, i'm sure i can find something i've been listening to lately that you'll enjoy
Proposition:
we build tactical McDonald's all over the middle east and get all the Arabs fat so they cant terrorize anymore and their women get nice plump butts
>>51724156
>you will never live inside her ass
feels bad man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTHCInxt8o
T U N E S
U
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E
S
http://strawpoll.me/6190637 .
>>51724176
would be a bit smelly
>>51724138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkAb_l8S4Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18VNMrHXZxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tme4c-p6IM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiSU-4QGdQ
>>51724187
>swizz beats hook
no thanks
>>51724218
>5 full albums
lad...
>>51724221
i dont know what that is
http://strawpoll.me/6190781
http://strawpoll.me/6190781
http://strawpoll.me/6190781
>>51724246
the fuckwit yelling on the hook
>>51724268
whats wrong with him
>>51724248
BTFO
>>51724286
he's annoying
looking through the facebook pictures i used to jerk off to 5 years ago
>>51724293
>>51724248
fags the lot of you
>>51724234
>listening to anything other than full albums
>>51724297
so are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I
>>51724297
i didn't write this>>51724315
>>51724302
>trying to find some old pics of some girls at my school i used to beat off to
>they got deleted
they were super slutty too ffs
>>51724312
i am not spending 5 fucking hours listening to that just to figure out what kind of music you like
>>51724079
rasheed
>>51724333
i know that feel lad
so many of them got deleted
>>51724337
typcial arrogant canadian desu
>>51724315
>>51724331
mind if i use this gimmick?
>>51724323
T U N E
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>>51724414
the "impersonating other people because ID's don't exist on this board" gimmick?
yeah sure, be sure to give me credits though
proper tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1AS-D1QWM&index=12&list=RD6zvaYcM0SVA
what do you think
>>51724337
fine then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FikOX8KloCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc&index=82
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEVmyruTfxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbkS3ArOO_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
Mongolian rap is pretty damn solid
remember me
jobcentre are forcing me to take IT classes at a dump college in the middle of the worst/most violent part of my city lads
i've only been on the dole for 3 months and they're proper nasty with me tbqh
>>51724520
Third nipple
>>51724498
are mongolians the world's most muh heritage people?
>>51724560
the fuck does most muh heritage people mean
>>51724426
>I JUST WANNA FALL IN LOVE!
>>51724572
newfag
>>51724520
remember me
>>51724585
i know what muh heritage means
>>51724598
Why are Americans so retarded, lads?
>>51724455
1st is good
don't like 2
3 is good
4 is good so far
feels kind of like you're trying to show off how obscure your taste is desu
>>51724625
I'm not American, I'm an Ulster-Scot
>>51724526
Just go to the first, duck the rest and tell the jobcentre that you had a problem with someone or whatever. Surprised they are so forward with you after 3 months, probably since the last election its got tougher on new applicants
>>51724625
merely pretending
Post Comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZSRSZMAVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18VNMrHXZxc
>>51724643
>feels kind of like you're trying to show off how obscure your taste is desu
such a canadian thing to do
Lads
I'm of my tits again
Did a few beer farts and now my whole room absolutely pongs
just scratched my back
Shit
>>51724780
>>51724782
>>51724786
>>51724815
Quality British Posters
>>51724834
Mate I'm honestly west as fuck
loving these pics from 2010
>>51724849
Me too i'm on the west coast
>>51724875
p-post some
egg
>>51724909
haha
>>51724909
egg
>>51724879
Cool
My head is fucking spinning and I'm off my tits
ahh hmm ah yes very interesting
s x
spent 20 minutes looking for my chapstick, it was tucked in my sock
>>51724924
just finished rewatching the 4th season earlier today
>>51724924
>arrested development
>good
>>51724949
egg
>>51724958
their coming out with a fifth season starting january 2016. Hope they bring back Ann, she was top 3 characters and top 2 qts
8
People tell me I have pretty long toes, why is this lads
>>51724978
January? That soon? Fuck i didnt think they'd come out with it until 2017.
Is it gonna be on netflix? will it be a normal 17 episodes tv show thing
>>51725008
they're starting filming in January. It will be on netflix because that's who the contract is with. I don't anything else
ggggggggggggg
dani
>>51725025
oh FILMING in january. aite aite sounds good
>>51724989
Lad I'm absolutely cunted
High as fuck and a bit ketty
Everything is fucking spinning
>>51725067
one of the worst waifu posts of all time
>>51725088
>>51725201
No don't do thiat
changed my opinion on colonialism lads
it was a bit shit
>>51725228
rasheed
death to the white race
>>51725232
rasheed
>>51725228
good and bad things desu fæm
>>51725251
define "white"
>>51725279
of the colour of milk or fresh snow, due to the reflection of all visible rays of light; the opposite of black
Wew
Really fucking lonely lads
i NEED NEED NEED a gf
Playing bare tunes through my head
>>51725381
That is bare blurry
>>51725381
sauga city trip the payday
>>51725381
usa usa usa
>>51725407
>>51725396
haha! madmen, the lot of you!
>>51725394
what lad?
ive got 2 hands lads
i'm in /brit/ because /cum/ is full of anime posters
i'm too normie for anime
Lads in feeling a bit sick
>>51725477
dont blame you 2bh
/cum/ is either always full of spics or weebs. You're welcome in Vault 81
Yeah I'm absolutely cunted ngl
>>51725506
drink water and have a lie down x
>>51725539
Just moved myself to the bathroom
Gonna wait a bit before moving again
>>51725477
Same. There are hardly any patriots in /cum/ anymore.
>>51725558
what have you had you madvillain
>>51725594
Lots to drink, bit cokey, bit ketty, and I'm high as fuck
Dunno desu
>>51725611
stupid boy
-_-
>>51725594
>what have you had you madvillain
>madvillain
M A R I J U
A J U A N A
MARI
JUANA
MARIJUANA
>>51725641
Smfh desu
I'm absolutely cunted
>>51725611
is this the druggy from last night
Lads if I get shit-faced tonight what should I double message this girl
>>51725684
Probably
Just decided to get into bed but leave my light on because it helps me not fall into the be sick phase
>>51725228
Bizarro Rorke
>>51725514
>Vault 81
>>51725721
name puns
>>51725671
>>51725728
water
a
t
e
r
have you got a bucket
>>51725737
>Canada
"sick tune"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qxqz-0wJZ0
>>51725721
>Oh how I would love to be close to thee
>You are as beautiful as a rose
Guaranteed minge
>>51725754
Got water
No bucket though
Might get dresserd again and talk to my neighbours thin they're outside
>>51725754
Her name is Ksenija (I know) so I don't really know how to work with that
>>51725786
How the fuck do you even pronounce that?
>>51725794
Sen eee yah
>>51725794
Car-sen-ya
>>51725775
good boy
bit of fresh air init
>>51725786
fuck me
just ask her out to lunch at a petrol station
>>51725810
Ahahahaha fantastic joke my friend had a good laugh at that
>>51725810
Yeah senpai
Just don't feel like I can move right now tbqh
>using any swear word apart from fuck, shit, or cunt
Literally the hallmark of a provincial or a pleb, or some unholy combination of the two
anyone else from Melbourne remember this banger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9k5ssPAGnk
What's it like to suck a penis? Lots of girls seem to really enjoy it. Is it the act itself or do they just enjoy knowing they are giving their partner pleasure?
>>51725844
Shit cunts a mad word what are you on mate
Wew I think I'm going back up
>>51725850
Head must be one of the most boring and awkward sex acts there are
Feels alright but I just can't cum from it so I have to just move things on to something else
>>51725844
I use bastard as a friendly banter word
>oh you bastard
>come on m8 dont be a bastard
>you cheeky bastard
>>51725889
Sounds like you haven't received good head before Tbh
>>51725889
I've had everything from bjs that make me want to just pull her away and leave, to mind blowing sensation that makes me tense and climax quickly. (I rarely finish from sex to put it in perspective)
Quality really does vary. Some girls are clueless and some are magic
just did a cry for the first time in about 5 years to this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449367836924.webm
smelly smelly gay willy
paki paki willy poo bum willy fatrt poo smelly welly willy wally fanny bum poo
what the fuck, literally just realised /his/ is actually a board. Thought people were memeing about it but i guess gook moot actually went through with it.
>>51725921
This is probably true tbћ
>>51725974
its not that great so far.
Just found out my mate is a gay prostitute desu
>>51725954
Lad...
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha imagine being australian lads ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha banter hahahhahahahhahahaha imagine being a gay australian aaaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha lmaooooo hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha fuckin poof ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha gay australian ahahahahahahhahahahhahahha hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah so si fyubnny :klL:K hahahahhahahahahahahha hjaajajjajajajhahahhauhhahahhahaa ive lsot the fucking h key ahahahahahahah gay australian mate ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha fuckin quality mate ahahahahahahhahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha hahahahahahhaha
>>51725954
:(
My grandpa didnt even know who the fuck i was for the last year or so i knew him. Kind of sad to think he died probably so lonely and stuff, and now his gf is lonely without him :(
Lads do you reckon it's safe for me to turn my light off yet
me every night
