Zoinks edition
http://www.santarules.com/the-list/
meh
>in Tijuana
>vendors and restaurant workers keep approching me
Is this normal or do I stand out as a foreigner?
>unironically having no alternative than chosing solitude and vidya instead of spending your weekens getting laid
Well anime club was alright i guess. Heading back
>>51712306
I'm unloveable
>>51712341
Going to get real drunk tonight
>>51712341
sorry to hear that senpai
>tfw nothing to eat in the pantry but peanut butter, ramen, and pasta
so are we abandoning the shitty balt thread
>>51712514
2001 lad
10/10
>qt 3.14 I used to work with fails out of college
>comes home from college and immediately picks up some manlet emotional punching bag
>he doesn't even realize he isn't going to get anywhere with her
When will they learn?
>Tfw no 20yo merrican bf to take me to college football matches and fondle me while everyone is focused on the game
>>51712583
Let's hope
Shaggy can lure them in haha wow
>>51712580
Why?
Go buy some food.
>>51712668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760
>>51712580
peanut butter in ramen's actually pretty gud
>>51712650
>going to the football games
The tradition in college is to get wasted at the tailgate (a pre-game bbq/party) and then bailing on the game to get laid.
Literally how I lost my virginity
>>51712679
I'm only at uni for 4 or 5 more days, so I thought it wouldnt be worth it
>>51712710
what the fug, that sounds awful
better red than dead
>>51712634
Never desu
>>51712783
you can survive off peanut butter senpai.
>>51712783
It's alright with the chicken.
Otherwise just buy saltines to spread it on
>>51712780
>>51712650
>tfw my shitty school doesnt even have a football team
>>51712814
Im out of bread
Who /redskins/ here?
Who allied with /balk/ anyways.... those guys are classcu.cked so hard
>my greatest achievement in life are these repeating digits
>>51712869
then eat it without anything senpai.
not studying for finals just drinking ;_;
i spilled on my laptop very bad
>>51712900
congrats
>>51712903
I can only eat straight peanut butter for so long
>>51712900
good job
>>51712873
NFC East is an embarrassment
Daily reminder that since day one the gommies have been constantly fighting ISIS
![1254149067870[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XGnlqxb.png "1254149067870[1].png")
>>51712869
I never went to a single game, but I went to every tailgate when I was in college.
>wake up at 10
>start drinking by 11
>hot dogs/burgers done by noon
>hang out til game starts
>bail on game to party
>>51712934
>finals in 3 days
>Im never gonna remember half this shit but my future depends on getting at least a C
>>51712952
Legendary poos though
>>51712900
Good boy.
>>51712873
Didn't do so well in charlotte did you :^)
>>51712934
hope it's a chink pad senpai.
what kind of finals you got?
>>51712952
pft, how can you say that?
Oh, do you have that sugary crappy peanut butter and not the all natural kind?
>>51712967
Kings of Shit Mountain
>>51713039
2 jars of Jiffy "natural"
apparently I bought 2 pomegranates and I didnt remember until just now
>>51712900
same desu
>>51712952
peanut butter makes me die ;_;
>>51713011
You can do it anon, study now!
>>51713039
All political science finals, but one for a gen. ed. speech class which will be shit. I'm nervous. I know I shouldn't be and I will be fine but I still am
>mfw capitalist swine think i'm just ironically shitposting
>>51712900
>>51713100
holy crap
>>51713181
this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me
this is one for the history books, minnesota
>>51713100
lol, I hated speech.
not because it was hard to speak in public, but it's hard to come up with anything to speak about.
so Poly Sci?
What exactly do Poly Sci's do outside of school?
>>51713095
hmm, still just eat.
lots of calories, you should be fine.
>>51713119
never take jotolisco posts seriously
>>51713233
He's done it again lads, absolute madman
![1254089163694[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/93Pq4Zo.png "1254089163694[1].png")
>>51713233
>all these dubs for justice yo
>>51713119
>Unironically being a communist
>>51713233
damn stop
>Have the same job for half a year at a retail store
>Get to know my co-workers, gradually stop being autistic around
>Holidays roll around
>Hire on a bunch of seasonal employees
>They all get to know each other, forming their own clique
>Now they're all in the break room bantering with each other while I'm just quietly sitting here with them browsing /int/
Send help pls
>>51713287
>tfw hate reagan but he was the best commie fighter we ever had
>>51713287
>>51713244
dubs don't lie
>>51713287
>>51713363
>>51713363
>tfw hate reagan
I don't understand the blacks
What's everyone drinking tonight?
Pic related
>>51713338
>not establishing yourself as the quiet guy instantly
>opening up to anyone at your work place
>>51713363
>Not liking based Ron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0
>>51713475
day old 2 liter of lemonade
Religion is an opinion.
>there are capitalist pigs in this thread RIGHT NOW who think Bernie is left-wing
>>51713475
:(
>>51713510
It's not lemonade if it comes in a damn 2 liter
>>51713263
*she
>>51713265
i love my land
>>51713296
:^)
>>51713239
i'm planning on working with NGO's and refugees like a true kek
nah all bants aside, I really do care about those things. If not any sort of advisory position. i'm going to start learning russian so that could open more doors. I love my major, even if it's a joke
>>51713475
coke and vodka :^)
>>51713563
show tits
>>51713535
>Leftists
>>51713535
all of your US candidates want to nuke russia LOL
>>51713553
senpai...
>>51713511
wrong, it's a survival mechanism
baka
>>51713491
I tried to at first but one of the managers kept bantering me non-stop so I got sick of it and had to banter back and that ruined my shtick
Pyramid head figma is almost here.
>>51713100
Females out
>>51713475
>>51713475
Killians
GOD DAMN COMMIES GET OUT OF MY /cum/
>>51713724
just give it a chance lad
>>51713724
never
>>51713687
>not doing the smile & nod everytime
You let them win
>>51713724
Let them continue to tout their failed social experiment.
The truth about communism is evident in the nations that still have it.
>>51713724
marx was right
>>51713724
Just ignore it, dude.
Filter the images of they bother you so much.
>>51713804
delete this
Hiiiii~
Hope you've all been having a wonderful day.
wheres my anmufags at?
These repeating digits are for that qt 3.14 I saw at the store earlier. Just get rid of that manlet and you can be mine
>>51713724
This nigger just posted anime, and you're complaining about gommies
>>51713915
dumb limey
>>51713929
hahhahaahha no
![1247972480851[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9ZbV1tR.png "1247972480851[1].png")
>>51713859
>USSR collapses
>russia bails on communism
>even china adopted free market
>the rest are basically failed states
>>51713954
oops meant to link to >>51713851
also fuck off >>51713915
>>51713954
North America is a COMMIE FREE zone
all commies should be deported so our nations can prosper once again
>>51713915
sod off, limey
>>51713915
Working.
stalin did nothing wrong
Who /cum/munist here?
>>51713978
>implying Russia, the ex KGB member, isn't slowly waiting to reveal the second coming of the USSR
>>51713915
fuck off mate
>>51713978
>>USSR collapses
and russia will rise again
>>51713915
about to leave to work out desu
>>51713563
no, I don't encourage you change, I was just curious.
You should learn what you desire to learn.
>>51714054
Putin*** God dammit im tired
>>51714036
This is a fact
would you?
nth for the internationale is the best song ever penned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw_aaBjCpE
>>51713968
>>51714003
>>51714014
>>51714059
Hm, that's no way to talk to your father.
>>51714019
Hello~
>>51714090
Enjoy work!
>>51714054
Commie please, Putin is much better off in a free market, he installs his bros into oil and media companies and rakes in money.
Then when a new rich entrepreneur pops up they play by Putin's game or he takes their business and installs one of his bros.
Just updated to clover 2.1
Ebun
>>51714114
This is beautiful
>>51714149
Most white americans have german ancestry not british you fagit
>>51714133
>dubs confirm
billy bragg version is best version
Has Morocco posted yet? I'm gonna be out for most of the day doing stuff.
t. Okie
>>51714149
you're the reason mom walked out on us
you're a terrible father. You're never around
203 years and you never even call
>>51714219
>billy bragg version is best version
GULAG
FUCK THAT NEOLIB
>>51714200
THERES A CLOVER 2.1??????
>>51714149
Sod off you fucking rotter
>>51714160
Putin doesn't love an exorbitant life of excess. He'd be more than willing to consolidate his power and install full communism once those guys cross him or turn them into the new commissars in exchange for their properties
>>51714244
Nope.
What are you going to do?
>>51714149
A person who enjoys asian cartoons is no father of mine.
>>51712207
>>51714271
https://github.com/Floens/Clover/blob/dev/releases/Clover_v2.1.0.apk
THESE cuties are organizing GREAT socialist states and defeating fascists, and basicly youre fucking stupid. how? just click here
>mfw gerontocrat
>mfw i see all these filthy gommies and clapitalists
>>51714278
Bullshit, he's the ringleader in an oligarchy, a very successful and wealthy oligarchy. Even when he wasn't president he ran the country.
>there is only one lord of the slavs
>and he does not consolidate power
>>51714219
Germans aren't human.
>>51714247
I'm trying to make up for it!
>>51714274
>rotter
nobody uses this
>>51714332
Well, get used to it son.
>>51714362
>>51714367
ios jailbreak update when
>>51714429
>I have never gotten dubs
>>51714512
i dedicate these digits to you comrade
>they actually put the usa anthem in the title screen of the WWE 2K14 game
>TFW Communism is winning
>I wouldn't fuck Natalie Dormer
![1249056557192[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GOpOIva.jpg "1249056557192[1].jpg")
>>51714512
Getting dubs when trying for them is a gift from almighty m00t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo-h57wfkBc
>>51714558
WWE is one of the finest American achievements of the past 100 years
COP SHOOT COP
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE BEEN REBORN
>mfw western countries think that their sanctions affect russia
>>51714424
You have 5 seconds to guess which is the German and which is the Brit.
>>51714561
>implying capitalism isnt is constant crisis
>>51714676
Nice cherrypicking
>>51714609
But would you spend time with someone who unironically makes this facial expression
![chairman sanders].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ncvd6o6.jpg "chairman sanders].jpg")
>>51714680
Only the mighty Chairman Sanders can save us from it
>>51714736
you mad brits are genetically the ugliest whites there are :^)
>>51714671
>tfw all our plots to foil the USSR were unnecessary as their economy collapsed out from under them like the proletariat in a factory fire
>>51714646
i would expect that in a baseball game
but i didn't know wrestling had that patriotic feeling among some americans
>>51714646
>>>/asp/
Always feels good
>>51714286
I just got done dropping my amp off for repair, now I'm going to eat at a Turkish restaurant.
>Smirkfu isn't the cutest facial expression
>>51714776
collapsing and becoming badass later, is part of the russian tradition
>>51714676
Id recognize rooney any day
>>51714791
It very much does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
>>51714809
Naice.
Enjoy, dude.
>>51714512
>got a get last week
>>51714837
>this is unironically the greatest british striker
>>51714866
>getting a get
>be american
>be half man half breadstick
Why are there so many pharmacies in Mexico? It seems like there's a drug store at every turn
>>51713475
desu
>>51714866
>>51714877
>>51714899
>3 gets in a row
But what does it mean?
>>51714877
a true legend
>>51714866
>>51714877
>>51714899
calm down
>>51712873
HTTR
>>51714954
>losing to italia
>>51714957
>get
>>51715000
>italia
chi
>>51715000
wow m8 stop
/cum/ is property of the working people
borgs get out
>>51715068
tbqh i wanna work in british-american tobacco
>>51715000
this thread is blessed
>>51715048
>ignoring my gets
>>51715068
this
So guys
What if we're not real?
>>51715150
what if we are real?
>>51713475
Most American beer in the World
>>51715068
what If Im real but you're all just figments of my imagination?
>>51715183
looks great
>>51715150
We wuz kings before the Matrix and all that
>>51715183
finally
a decent beer.
>>51715179
Way less interesting tbqh
Would be more amused if I made it this far in life just to someday find out I never existed to begin with.
I was wondering why no one was posting in the other thread but I realized this was the real one.
Really makes you think
https://youtu.be/-SwITAGUNjM
>>51713475
the beer that saved my life, desu.
>>51715268
Nice job, dummy.
Is having a crush on someone really only being in lust?
>>51715304
didn't make it past 10 seconds does she do it on camera or not?
>>51715262
would be pretty strange if we didn't exist.
>>51715314
r00d
>>51715348
Being in like desu
>>51715304
USA USA USA USA
>>51715348
nah
Ive had a crush on this one grill for years and she's a solid 4 on the "would fug" scale
>>51715348
most definitely.
>>51715361
That's an amazing pic
>tfw everyone around me drinks nothing but corona and modelo
>tfw I drink imported english ale
>>51715304
Women are dangerous and should be controlled at all times.
>>51715400
why do you think that? Do you really think you can't appreciate somebody of the opposite sex separate from sex?
>>51714851
First time eating Turkish food at an actual Turkish restaurant.
>>51715421
wtf?
do you live around beaners or something.
>>51715453
very definitely yes.
without sex being a factor, women wouldn't even be on my radar.
>>51715421
Are you in a mexican enclave or wut?
>>51715383
but you still want her poon senpai.
don't like
>>51715495
>>51715516
I've told you half of the population around me doesn't even speak english.
>without sex being a factor, women wouldn't even be on my radar
>>51715546
yah, but its more of a "I'd really like to have a kid with her" thing
>>51715548
oh yeah.
why don't you get some Pacifico senpai and join em?
>>51715478
What are you eating?
The only Turkish dish I've tried is kebab.
>>51715548
Sorry, can't have an opinion about it as such ¢uckery does not happen over here
>>51715421
>not drinking tennents super for best ratio of price/alcohol
beer sucks anyway, they all taste the same
>>51715590
still lust senpai.
>>51715592
im half white so i have to act at least a little white ya know
![1257633617225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BkQik2B.jpg "1257633617225[1].jpg")
>>51715628
>wine sucks anyway, they all taste the same
>>51715421
>tfw turn 21, go out for a few drinks with dad the other day
>he knows the bartender well, goes bike riding with him
>knows all the regulars at this local restaurant/bar
>he and the bartender recommend some good craft brews for me, that was cool
>he spends the entire time jokingly accusing me of being drunk after 1 then 2 IPA's (I'm a closet alcoholic 2bh)
>also tries to be lowkey about pointing out the drunk redneck next to him and saying "I THINK THIS GUY IS REALLY TRASHED!", pretty much yells this
>same guy later asks what he's drinking, tells him grown up beer and hates on the guy's taste in beer
I think my dad is a beer snob and it's really terrible to be around.
>>51715662
pacifico is ok
when I lived in California I would drink that to fit in.
My boyfriend tips EVERBODY for EVERYTHING and it's fucking ANNOYING.
The guys delivering the new matress? $5.
The guy in the mall selling directv subscriptions? Don't mind he's getting commission. Tip him $20.
The fucking CASHIER at Papa John's
UGH
>>51715662
>half
One drop of poison infects the whole tun of wine.
>>51715688
Beer snobs can be pretty awful.
Hipsters and IPA give me migraines.
>>51715688
>not being a beer snob
faggot.
who wants to see the cheerleading team from the high school i went to
>>51715739
tell him how you feel about it then.
>>51715760
sure, why not.
make it snappy, I have to leave in a few.
>>51715633
its not lust, trust me.
Petite girls are a turn off
>>51715814
>it's not lust
>I want to make babies with her
whatever you say senpai.
>>51715798
Monroe high School :)
>>51715604
Something called chef's special.
It's gyro type meat in a tomato sauce, peppers, and yogurt.
>>51715814
4 u
>>51715838
I'm so sorry
>>51715742
Aren't you also half spic?
>>51715942
who me or the mexifag? I'm half spic.
>>51715838
lol.
ok I gotta go senpaitachi.
>>51715830
no but thats a long term thing
far off down the line
Woke up today and realized I'd been on a bender for the past week or so
Not really sure what all I got into but I made it home with my wallet and didn't get arrested so it couldn't have been that bad.
how the fuck do you "score" something
>bamr
>>51716059
You don't cut it all the way through. Is this your first year at Johnson and Wales?
>>51715964
The mexifag
>>51716059
make little slices into it, but not very deep
>unironically installing windows on my Mac to play paradox games
>>51716198
I dont cook much
>>51715841
>yogurt
Nice.
>>51715942
Nah.
do gay mexicans exist?
>>51716251
I've met two.
You wouldn't know they were gay unless your asked them.
>>51716232
Swear your mom was from Mexico
>>51716251
Jalisco doesn't exist?
>>51716251
probably, but likely not as flamboyant as other places because they'll get rekt
>that qt 3.14 that you used to work with comes in to your store with some manlet in tow
>feel absolutely crushed for some reason
At least I'm 6'2" master race. R-right?
mmmmmmm
yummy
>>51716300
Citizenship.
>>51716328
i wish it was true
>>51716299
so there's no way to tell by just looking at them?
>>51716357
>6'2"
You had a shot being king of manlets and all.
>>51716441
>6'2
>manlet
>>51716328
Our faggots are just as disgusting, is just they're way less in numbers and they ain't that progressive themselves.
>>51716493
Any swarthy premie can hop out of the womb, drink a glass of milk, and be 6'2"
flamboyant fags are the worst kind of people
>>51716540
I know moderate fags, they deserve to be gassed but still more easy to deal with
