This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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Real Kana
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How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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>>51695481
First for ドイツ
2nd for my penis
Oh my god. I just farted.
>>51695533
Describe the smell in 3 words
>>51695481
Otsutugal
6th for Portugal
>>51695481
OTSU CURRY RICE
>>51695481
good job
>>51695567
Sweet pink rose
>>51695481
乙ありがとう
>スレ立て完了
but what kinds of pic is this?! lol
>>51695567
Rose.
t a girl
Nobita's nose!!
I'm not a big fan of big nose people.
Look, look. I'm going to ejaculate now.
>>51695806
lol
>>51695657
You are using Nozomi pics again.
You have beautiful oppai
>>51696014
I think you're a bit obsessed lass
>>51695806
>マミさん
なんとクソ好み
test
>>51695997
yes, because here is new thread. 1 or 2 pic I will use in each thread, and if you dislike it, please filter me.
>>51696014
You, too, The F.
Well?
>>51696050
Did you test succeed?
>>51696014
thank you, but not as beautiful as you
>>51695481
why is her boob growing out of her neck
>>51695806
He is my type. I wanna marry him.
YOU PEOPLE LOOK AND SMELL FUNNY
LEAVE MY COUNTRY
I enjoyed my food
Now I wonder what Peru is doing at this moment
Is he lonely in Peru? Is he dead?
>>51696286
Reminder to ignore the Koreaboo German
>>51696105
Just curious.
Are there man who are bad at interacting with women in western countries too?
>>51696105
Who says I'm scared?
>>51696346
Kiwi kun, do you have any pic of food/cuisine in your country?
>>51696105
O-only sometimes...I'm scared a bit of my wife(not waifu)..... only a bit...
>>51696381
>>51696381
>Are there man who are bad at interacting with women in western countries too?
N-no, it is almost an exclusively Japanese phenomenon.
>>51696286
It's Saturday night. He is fucking his Korean classmates at Shanghai.
>>51696506
Me on the left
>>51696346
reported for rudeness
I want to drink some cups of beer.
>>51696550
No one want to see your fuckin pic. Just get off.
>>51696490
>I'm scared a bit of my wife
Don't worry, that's perfectly normal, nozomilover-kun.
>>51696381
Have you never looked at /r9k/?
>>51696286
You're so persistent, insane gross kraut
>>51696657
No. What's happening there?
>>51696529
shut up
I'm the only foreigner allowed to fuck korean women
>>51696490
I think Kiwi food is quite similar to other western foods. However the Maori have some unique food such as 'Hangi.'
Pic related, they cook a variety of food under the ground. I'm not sure how it tastes I've never had it.
Stop shaking your oppai! It's not a milk shake!
>>51696705
It started as "/b/, but you can't post the same thing twice", but it eventually became a home for, as you put it, "man who are bad at interacting with women in western countries".
>>51696739
I will get a Korean gf.
Please rate gf
>>51696872
it's ok. you're asian so you're not my rival
>>51696915
10/10
>>51696915
nogf/10
>>51696915
7/10
>>51696633
T-thank you, but the worst thing is, I know whenever she got mad at me, it's totally my fault...
>>51696788
hmmmm?
>western food.
American? or European?
I checked Hangi and googled it. then I found we have some restaurants for Hangi in Tokyo. I will think to go there sometime. thanks a lot!
もう朝だ。。。
糞便キムチ外人のおかげですっかり退屈な流れになったなやれやれ
Do you know what part of my body is throbbing right now?
>>51696053
No, I like her. You should get different pics though. I have seen this 500 hundred times.
>>51696915
Britbong and Kraut sharing gf.
>>51697023
You found Hangi in Japan?
I'm very surprised, I didn't think Hangi tasted good enough to be sold outside New Zealand.
>>51696839
Don't look down on tiny breasts.
愛してるよ
結婚しようぜ
>>51697194
マジキモいw
>>51697194
嬉しい、愛してるよ
でも日本では同性婚は無理だから、どこか別の国に行かないと
>>51697121
yeah, actually I didn't expect it, either, but I found it easily. lol here, take a look.
http://restaurant.ikyu.com/100711/
>>51697194
すまない、もう結婚している
pls recommend stupid stuff to do in japan
>>51697416
Eat at KFC
>>51697416
Sit on the toilet and eat potato crisps quietly.
>>51697416
Jerk off in public
It'll be hilarious :-D
>>51697416
come to Japan and stay at hotel, not go out even any single step except the hotel. going Swedish restaurant in Japan.
>>51697416
Get Diarrhea
>>51697447
ooga booga
>>51697477
im not german
>>51697494
good tip
>>51697546
im not german!
>>51697566
i don't need to go to japan for that
>>51697416
Visit a maid cafe and cuddle with a cute girl.
>>51697594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwsmtBGBjV4
>>51697591
I will 結婚 with princess
>>51697594
naisu idea
>>51697416
Wear a 彼女募集中 T-shirt.
Sleep on the overhead luggage rack in trains.
Put a bomb in Yasukuni restroom.
>>51697592
>ooga booga
Call me weabshit one more time. I dare you.
>>51697685
Please don't kill my cat
>>51697630
>tsundere cafe
Genius idea.
>>51697685
weebcakes
>>51697685
You're a fucking wea-
oh no he just got shot
Why do you want to become a girl?
>>51697714
I will pee you on your cat's corpse after I strangle it.
I will also look directly into its eyes as the life slowly fades out of it..
>>51697758
Get to wear cute dresses
>>51697685
Weab糞
oh my gf is so cute
one day I will actually hold her hand
>>51697630
will they say baka gaijin to me if i go there?
>>51697640
I will do those except the bomb thing
>>51697416
wear this T-shirt and stroll around Shinjuku 2chome
>>51697685
You fucking weeb.
>>51697880
Please post pictures when you do.
>>51697592
W-why do you mention about German?
>>51697685
America-kun, don't worry, I will not call you like that.
It is 7:00am.
おやすみ
>>51698004
おはすみ
>>51698004
sleep tight. and enjoy Summer days.lol
>>51698004
おやすみなさい
It's 2:69 pm
おやすみなさい
>>51697899
what is the first kanji?
>>51697968
maybe
>>51698001
pic
>>51698004
Be careful don't get eaten by dingos while you sleep.
>>51698055
>おはすみ
S-so cute....it reminds me some students when they told me '' おねぎします''
>>51698001
>W-why do you mention about German?
That's what Germans do. They go use German Airlines to fly to German-speaking resorts in Spain, spend all their time at the hotel by the pool, and then leave a week later.
>>51697968
I hope live broadcasting on internet
>>51698109
男
>>51698004
Boa noite.
>>51698190
if I find such a shirt I will wear it
Is it true that japanese girls don't like man who are very tall (like 195 cm)?
The question is for a friend of mine, i'm personally only 172cm.
>>51698109
I thought it's only meme and fake...do you believe it?
>>51698170
>that's what Germans do.
I met Stefano, and he told me he has never had a normal conversation with any japanese except shop clerks. But he was very active and visited many places by himself, and I knew some very active Germans...so I couldn't even imagine it, because they love pools? hahahahaha!
broadcast your oppai
>>51698434
Were you nervous meeting Stefano? Was it really awkward?
Germans love their pools though, I tell you what.
>>51698434
only stupid people do that
they go to spain or thailand
most germans that go to japan aren't package tourists
>>51698434
I believe that there are people who would do exactly as stated in the meme, so it doesn't matter whether or not the actual poster did it.
>>51698525
We really do
t. participated in the yearly occupation of Mallorca
>>51698434
Did you suck Stefano's チンコ?
I wonder how whale milk tastes
起きみそーちー
頑丈やみ?
>>51698434
Anon has a name?
>>51698623
>practise Spanish for visiting Majorca
>everyone speaks German instead
>>51698525
T.b.h, I had really never thought to meet him via this thread when he asked me to have lunch together. I think we talked many time itt or in other thread. and before to decide to meet, we talked on skype kinda long time, and he seemed to be more nervous and awkward before meeting with me. but after we met, we had good time then I expected.
>>51698537
so...you believe it might be true? I couldn't believe it, tho, it happens....
>>51698603
>it doesn't matter whether if they did or not
true, especially Spain and German is not far away to travel around. but for us, to get Euros, it takes over 13 hours by airplane and if we don't go anywhere or enjoy there, it's totally stupid. lol
>>51698640
Of course not, why do we have to.
rude.
>>51698759
24.september guy.
>>51698898
so you wanna go to a karaoke place and get shitfaced?
>>51698898
I would never meet up with someone from this thread
except if it she's a korean girl
I don't want to get raped by a Japanese NEET
>>51698982
I went to some countries in Euros, actually I went to churches, castles, museum and restaurants.
I was a typical tourist, and couldn't do any stupid things.
>>51699032
If you really want to meet Korean girl why do you stay here? you always have contradiction.
>>51698851
I love our summer colonies
日本人はどうしてアイヌ人が嫌いですか。
>>51698898
>Of course not, why do we have to.rude.
Did you give him a cheeky handjob as a welcoming gift?
>>51699240
へ? 嫌いじゃないしそんな話聞いたことがないけど
ただ荒らしたいだけなら帰ってくれよ
I will go to bed soon. keep on chatting and enjoy it, anons.
おやすみ
>>51699246
rude.
wash your mouth and gargle. and bring chinese tea for me, panda express-san.
>>51699344
Oyasunimasai, nozomilover-san.
>>51699344
>wash your mouth and gargle
Is this what you did after Stefano came in your mouth?
>>51699145
i mean when i go to japan
外人スマッシュ
it's 3:34am, so tired, drowsy
other Japanese posters must sleep well
>>51701175
Go to sleep.
>>51701175
no...mistake. its already 4:11am
>>51701175
You should go to sleep, anon. We will still be here when you wake up.
>>51701297
Are you feeling safe?
>>51697416
Pretend to be a weeaboo autistic faggot yellling with bad japanese accent in a crowded area while listening to Charles Ray's "Hit The Road Jack"
>>51701281
>>51701361
year I must do it. see you tomorrow, good night
>>51701394
No, plz dont break my house!
>>51701488
>pretend
>>51701754
kek
日本語でおk
>>51702005
誰もいないだろう
なにをしてるんだ、お前ら
日本語でおkのこのニュアンスって英語だとどうなるの?
>>51702560
>>51702578
英語でおk
>>51702712
英語で話したい場合は,BRITに行く
>>51702712
イギリスちゃん。ぼくはかなしいよ。
>>51702817
どうしてかなしい?
>>51702796
/brit/はうんこです
>>51696268
get out of MY country buddy
Japanese are more than welcome
>>51702878
もう4:50だし、なんか寒いし、イギリスちゃんには冷たくされるしでなんかこう… 心が吹雪いてる…
>>51703064
ここに来たら君の心を温める
>>51703185
ありがとう、大好きだよ
おやすみ、ドイツちゃん
>>51703298
おやすみなさい
良い夢をね
Good morning!
Incredibly big-dicked guys!
>>51703644
Good morning cute little girl, who'll marry me and give me access to a Japanese citizenship
>>51703737
Your dick is too big to penetrate mine ///
>>51703644
Good morning :)
>>51703805
We'll work something out bae
alright, i have a question!
What's it actually like living in Japan (as a non Japanese)?
Is learning the language before arriving essential?
I've heard of the JET program, so are there (m)any jobs that don't involve teaching?
>>51704044
>Is learning the language before arriving essential?
>>51704044
>Is learning the language before arriving essential?
I think it is essential because most Japanese can't speak English decently.
If you come to Japan not for traveling but for living in, you must know the basic Japanese words.
>>51704128
>>51704277
I'd want to have a basic understanding before I arrive, but I don't think it'd be possible to get anywhere fluent before actually living there. correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm more interested in job prospect and integration, which I know would depend on the language barrier.
>>51704277
日本にちょうど旅行することも基本的な日本語を知るべきと思う。
kek
>>51703805
How do you penetrate a dick with another dick?
>>51704277
>you must know the basic Japanese words.
たとえば「やらないか」や「まんこ」とは絶対に必要だろう
>>51704844
You clearly haven't read enough doujinshi m8
>>51704462
You're right.
I thought you wouldn't learn Japanese at all before arriving.
>>51704482
それは知らなかった
自分は外人として日本を旅行したことないからね :D
ところで君は”just travel”を「ちょうど旅行する」と訳したと思うんだけど、この場合は「ただ旅行するだけ」と訳したほうが適切だよ!
偉そうに聞こえたらゴメン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW_8VOSpZL4&feature=youtu.be
OH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
>>51705040
will it be out on PC?
>>51704844
I wanna watch the high quality Tifa's oppai asap
>>51704983
>ところで君は”just travel”を「ちょうど旅行する」と訳したと思うんだけど、この場合は「ただ旅行するだけ」と訳したほうが適切だよ!
まあ、私の日本語はまだ下手から、「ただ」と「ちょうど」の違いはよく分かりません。
>>51704482
日本に旅行に来るときは何を伝来させる予定なの?
>>51705068
xbox one PS4 so probably PC yeah.
>>51705378
mostly I just wanna see my waifus in HD desu
>>51705310
「ただ~だけ」は否定的なニュアンスが含まれているけど、「ちょうど」はそういう意味合いはないですね
わかりやすい例として、"just now"は「ちょうど今」という意味で、否定的なニュアンスは含まれていません
>>51704865
Then, should I know the words "cunt" or "dick" when I go to UK?
君たちが探しているドロイドではない。
>>51705419
No, she is mai waifu not yours
I never make you touch her oppai
>>51695481
Mata-te Venezuelano de merda
>>51705040
Well that combat looks like shit.
Where's America with their nukes when you need them?
>>51706135
Fuck off back to Angola, you ungrateful worthless slave.
はよう
>>51706361
おはよう
今日はJLPTテストか
頑張ってね
>>51706361
おはよう!頑張ってね。
俺です
>>51706637
>>51705862
It's absolutly necessary if ya wanna survive w/o getting raped m8
>>51706449
>>51706637
>>51706702
ありがとう!
Also the Swedish government is starting to go full no, ワクワク
>>51705862
Nah.
>be in pub
>random new indian guy shows up
>everybody in the pub stops talking
>drunkard guy goes up to him and ask if he prefers rugby or football
>"Euh.... Rugby."
>huge uproar
That is all you need to know. We are simple animals.
These aren't the droids I'm looking for
>>51706949
>be in pub
>random new indian guy shows up
>everybody in the pub stops talking
>drunkard guy goes up to him and ask if he prefers rugby or football
>"Euh.... Soccer."
>huge uproar
>>51706888
>go full no
what should I translate "go full no" in Japanese?
>>51707740
He probably forgot the extra o's and exclamation point
>>51706361
おはようさん。
>>51706683
オタクのスタイル
>>51706702
今日も童貞か?
>>51706888
スエーデンの政府が、どうするの?
>>51706949
日本の大阪では阪神という野球の球団の話になる。
>>51707740
絶対いや
>>51706949
You fucking dumb cunt
Are you this much of a dick away from the computer?
>>51707343
I honestly punch you if you used that word here you fucking burger
>>51707740
"Go full no" is 4chan slang and not real English, sorry for confusing you
朝食にドーナツを食べたので僕を白人にしてください
SOCCERSOCCERSOCCERSOCCER
SOCCER >>51708473 SOCCER
SOCCERSOCCERSOCCERSOCCER
>>51707740
"to go full x" means to do something to the extreme. For example, Davido-kun can be said to have "gone full weeb".
>>51708940
Do you want to get fucked up?
I'll drop you like a pack of bricks off a 12 storey building if you don't wise up.
>>51707151
DroidsじゃないけどVOCALOIDのミクさん
>>51708169
何で?
>>51708295
My computer has a lot cunt pics
>>51708473
you have a vaggie buger
>>51708522
だから、結局、どういう意味なの?他の言葉で書いてよ。
>>51709045
極端に~するというような意味?
デエイビッドは度が過ぎたweebだと言い得た
>>51709608
Who does masturbate to you?
What are some good Japanese clothing trends or Japanese fashion websites? My sister loves Japanese and Korean fashion so I thought I'd order some for Christmas for her. Any suggestions?
>>51709468
>極端に~するというような意味?
>デエイビッドは度が過ぎたweebだと言い得た
I do not understand you, but yes.
>>51709822
>Japanese fashion
all of my what
Does that exist?
>>51710024
Oi Nigel 1v1 me right now
Just got home from a basketball game
I wonder if my girlfriend likes football and basketball
I want to go to many k-league games with her
I have to give a presentation on the Scottish devolution next monday and I haven't started preparing it yet lel
For now I just want to eat the cookies my neighbor gave me for st. nicholas day
itadakimasuuuuuu
>>51709468
他の言葉は
"Going all out"
fuck Japan government
citizen can be save
but fuck government? it is awful
>>51710024
>I do not understand
気持ち悪い
>>51709822
Need to be a tad more precise lad.
How old is she?
For what context?
loli?
>>51710080
Please I just want to get my sister a nice gift. Like oneegyaru fashion? Or kirgurumu?
>>51710092
>>51710135
R A R E
A
R
E
>>51710135
I want to believe.
>>51710139
>mfw
>>51710139
why
>>51710144
She's sixteen and likes "adult cute" fashion. She follows blogs like universal-doll.com but I'm really out of the loop with this stuff. She's 5"5 and 114 pounds.
That's 2 message from her who are exactly the same.
She might be bored
>>51710182
Great quality image you have there. Need a tad more blur to make it YT 360p quality.
>>51710178
These brands are pretty popular in Japan, try look on those websites for ideas
>>51710367
where is she from?
>>51710241
>>51709821
is this "does" necessary?
and do native English speakers write such a sentence?
>>51710245
気持ち悪いの?
気持ち悪いね?
も気持ち悪いよ?
>>51710384
If you were my cute little hunnybunny I'd buy you lots of burando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J102YYWpL6U&ab_channel=DAKlives
>>51710414
Tsundere chan is french
>>51710443
never post this image again please
>>51710440
>is this "does" necessary?
No
>and do native English speakers write such a sentence?
No
"Who masturbates to you" is what you should have written.
I don't discriminate people because of their weight
I wouldn't care if my gf was overweight
>>51710496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
>>51710443
>>51710440
>is this "does" necessary?
It is not necessary to have it in the sentence, but it does help to make it more emphatic. It can also be used to flip the polarity of a conversation, for example:
>cute girls do not masturbate to me
>well, who does masturbate to you?
>>51710521
why even care if she's not korean
wasted time if you ask me
>>51709822
It is meaningless to ask it here because there are only NEETs in this thread.
>>51710024
Don't you know me?
>>51710134
Going all out like this is going to propel you right into an all-or-nothing struggle for examination.
まあ、試験がんばれ
>>51710384
Oh thank you so much! Any personal item recommendations?
>>51710550
thanks!
>>51710580
If you had that low standards wouldn't you be fucking a chubby bitch right now instead of posting here?
>>51710440
When spoken the "does" would be emphasized to, uhm, err, emphasize the fact that no one does indeed masturbate to them.
I think it might be more of a 90's-style phrasing.
>>51710648
no because there are no Korean girls where I live and I'm not interested in mindless sex with strangers
>>51710644
Cant go wrong with a speedy
>>51710639
うん!
