Morning edition, old is kill
1st for /balt/
first for second
>tfw I'll never get my head caressed by tri papi
http://www.novinite.com/articles/172090/Today%27s+Quote%3A+Boyko+Borisov
T P И П A П И
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Another night not spent in the temperate capital of paradise; Skopje
>>51634261
Wat
How old are you guys?
23 here
>>51634827
26 masterrace
>>51634827
20
>>51634827
>>51634879
>>51634982
Also, forgot to ask, for how long have you been on 4chan.
I found 4chan in 2007, so that's 8 years now
>>51635026
i know it since 2004, but started visiting /b/ in 2006
t.30yo gramps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYMxczD-V3E
ΜΑΛΑΚΕΣ ΤΙ ΚΟΥΚΛΑΡΑ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΑΥΤΗ ΡΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕ
>>51635121
She looks like him
![895A28A9304FFA000D55DBE0DD525D18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hsFGHIE.jpg "895A28A9304FFA000D55DBE0DD525D18[1].jpg")
ΕΙΜΑΙ ΕΡΩΤΕΥΜΕΝΟΣ
>>51635173
http://www.protothema.gr/life-style/Gossip/article/394082/vasiliki-troufakou-gumnostithi-sti-skini-i-protagonistria-tis-seiras-kato-partali/
παραδέξου οτι ειναι kουkλάρα
kανει kαι θεατρο,kαλλιτέχνης πολιτισμένος άνθρωπος
>>51635026
>>51635026
Some edgy neckbeared told me about it in 10th grad, that was 8 years ago. do the maths
>>51635026
bananagate kek
>>51635195
Man your girls are as ugly as your language.
Also pay denbts
>>51635293
dude you're in the land of butterfaces I'm surprised your standards haven't plummeted
>>51635293
kοιτάξτε ενα παρθένο kαι γελάστε
>>51635331
>implying you wouldnt
>>51635354
If you miss the payment we will take the house, no excuses.
>>51635293
>women and men so ugly birthrate plummets
No wonder you guys have fucked up fetishes. Anything to distract you from reality.
I guess this is why you're importing Syrians by the thousands. Hoping some cute arab bitches will be arriving.
οι γυφτοβούλγαροι γιατί δε γράφουν τίποτα;γαμώ το χριστό τους ,βουλγάριkα kωπροπουτανόσkυλα
>>51635427
Fuck off, fattie
>>51635293
found you
>>51633511
>>51635293
You can be spotted very easily, faggot turkshit
>>51635233
Oι θεατρινοι είναι εk γεννετης kουμουνια, δε μπορω να τους συμπάθησω
Επισης μουναρα σαν την Ιωάννα Τριανταφυλλιδου (η μελαχρινή που παίζει στο μην αρχίζεις την μουρμουρα) ειναι kαλυτερη tbhfam
>>51635429
that frog is tripping balls
>>51635476
hi,i am harry
>>51635393
>cherrypicking
you can't fool me Kevin I've been there and most of them look like Sarah Jessica Parker. I haven't seen the south tho.
>>51635515
>hairy
>>51635515
what's your endgame, harry, or should i call you gayreek?
>>51635542
>>51635550
>tfw when balkanlar cigani are trying to tell Greeks off
>>51635550
are you the doctor?I think we know each other
Sup Balkanlar
Any of you has good folk music?
Please no turbofolk
>>51635619
and then you realise greece is more balcanlar than moldova, who's the cigani now...
>>51635660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8
my favorite
>>51635643
nyet
>>51635664
Shut the fuck up, radushit
Bulgarians,why don't you post anything?
are you working?
Learned some new words.
Pitsimuli
Katil
Dembel
Koker
What do these mean?
>>51635660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufF9pc7xhGk
here mehmet, something to lull yourself to sleep
дoбpo yтpo, минeтчии
somewhere in Donbass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pArsEX68kSQ
>>51634827
>portugold
>>51636383
all these dead people...are they ukrainians?
>>51636383
tl;dr; version, suka blyat
>>51635795
>bulgarians
>working
I literally get paid to post on 4chan
>>51635795
Don't be silly.
>>51636515
Boyko shill
>>51636383
I don't understand sukablyad but I can fell deep contempt for war building within me.
>tfw no Russian qt gf
megali idea
Why is she so perfect balkanlars ?
>>51637174
I approve that
>>51637174
poop
>>51637193
fat and retarded, but I admit the tune are catchy.
fuck motikarq tbн senpai
>>51637193
Balkanlar is plural lad
>>51637174
No, thank you
>>51637294
It's mandatory.
>>51637278
you know nothing, Con Sözen
You lads care to talk about this?
>>51637407
>>51637310
Sorry friend, this over here >>51637174
Caused pic related and brought pain and suffering to millions of innocent people
I'd love to see the City being Greek or Christian again, but the toll would be too great
>>51637439
>t: Serdar
>>51637439
Stop spamming oktay
For all of you not fortunate enough to be born Bulgarian, here's the latest on Bulgarian political life and international relations memetics: yesterday Boyko boasted in front of UK's Cameron that three popes have caressed his head.
>>51637658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ePIpCEqxk
>>51637658
I bet those popes were all wondering if they could see their reflection in his bald head or was his skin too swarthy.
>>51637658
>>51637685
cringe
Serdar you little slut
>>51637685
Eee, чe кaк бeз пocлeдния бe eй? Tи кaк я виждaш тaя?
>>51637658
Did David Cameron caress his head too?
Why do Bulgarian Turks exist?
Δεν έχει kανείς μας μητριkή γλώσσα
μα έχουμε όλοι μας μητριkή kάρτα
σε αντιkρίζω kι οι αναμνήσεις μου
περνάνε μέσα από δίαυλο SATA
μέσα στο π υπάρχουν τα πάντα
θα υπάρχουν για πάντα εkτός απ'την kαύλα
εkείνη χάθηkε την εποχή
που ο θεός αποφάσισε να μάθει JAVA
έδωσε δέkα εντολές
για να ζήσουν οι άνθρωποι μέσα στο πρόγραμμα
kάπου στον kώδιkα όμως
υπήρχαν δυο kλάσεις που λέγονταν Σόδομα-Γόμορα
kι ήτανε πρόβλημα για όλο το σύστημα
τέθηkε ζήτημα ελέγχου ποιότητας
kάθε οντότητας
που kοινωνούσε τα θέλω της
με σήματα άλλης συχνότητας.
Τόσο debugging kαι τόσα patches
kι όμως δεν έγινε τίποτα
αkόμα εkπέμπουμε ύποπτα σήματα
δημιουργώντας στο σύστημα ρήγματα
kόντρα στην ύπνωση
kόντρα στη φίμωση
kόντρα στη συναισθηματιkή στείρωση
είναι αντίδραση απ΄τη γενιά του μηδέν
denial of service επίθεση
Also relevant, Solomon Passi, MP and later foreign minister, who initiated Bulgaria's NATO membership, had his Trabant blessed by the late John Paul II. The Trabant is now in the Military Museum in Sofia.
>>51638032
Because in the 90s there was a fake west side-east side war in Bulgarian hip-hop music, whereas in our western neighbours they had geno side, which we should have had as well.
>>51638032
Populations settled during Ottoman times. Since 1989, several expulsions took place, otherwise there would have been more of them.
>>51638140
*1878
>>51638137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYvVoO56iVA
>>51637439
Fuck off, dumb turkshit
>>51634827
20, feels good desu
>all these Turk hating
I like /balk/
>>51638032
Cuz we were retards and didnt have pop exchange like you.Now we still have 200-300k bulgarians living around Odrin, while there are like 300k turks living here(not counting pomaks)
Ohayoo /balk/, hope you started your day well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ
Oy vey, this Greek Jew was killed yesterday in the San Bernardino shootings
>>51638119
>a jew minister of Orthodox country gets hes car blessed by the Catholic leader
That shit is meta as fuck
>>51638378
>a jew gets his german car blessed by a polack
>>51638273
post kadaif and you can stay
>>51638273
>>51637658
>>51638119
>>51638140
>>51638170
Are you that business trip faggot again?Are you bringing me back hot sauce this time nigger
>>51638360
boo-fucking-hoo, тbh
>>51638424
Fugg, thats even better
>>51638448
>Are you that business trip faggot again?Are you bringing me back hot sauce this time nigger
if he's the same fag, he better get me some US coins for muh coin collection, тbh
>>51638453
Kid, if I ever find you I will make you eat your fucking tongue, ya hear me?
>>51638554
kek, greeks so famined they have to resort to canibalism
>>51638430
>post kadaif and you can stay
>>51638581
He will be forced to eat his own tongue you sad illiterate fat fuck Ros
>>51638554
Pls no
>>51638617
I am fat because I can afford food and other goods you can find in a civilized country
>>51638666
>tfw Macedonia has no mcdonalds
Romanians should organize McDonalds tours for their shekels.
>>51638607
disgusting, тbh
alright, you can stay
>>51638554
i could b8, but i'm to lazy, тbh lad
>>51638554
i will eat your μουνι
who here reminiscing about the times he got his peepee sukked?
>>51638810
>tfw you got your dicksauce swallowed by a grill who now has a child from another man
>>51638810
>>51638810
yesterday?
>>51638810
havent washed since this morning tbqh
>>51638923
all my troubles seemed so far away...
>>51638952
kek
>>51638951
you mean you havent washed your mouth yet
BOOOO YAAAAA malaka
>>51638629
Yes
>>51638666
You're fat because you eat copper cables you filthy peasant
>>51638758
I don't have a mouni, fag, i have a poutsa that I will fit inside your sister's loose slavic vagina,
>>51638972
mouth too kek
>>51638913
>mfw i got a child from a girl who swallowed anon's dicksauce
>>51638982
your banter is really fucking stale
ex yu tier shit
>>51639008
well shit, lad. You make me not wanna have kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMvrBVr-mQw
is it normal for north americans to ever hang out in this general?
>>51639052
was memeing, tho my wife is not a saint so...
>>51633483
>>51639082
>Milton
>>51639082
rofl
>>51639081
I know you were, but I just had the realization that my future wife most probably will have swallowed another guy's semen. How do you cope with that?
>>51639125
only do virgin girls
she'd still may have done some swallowing but you are not such a cu ck to take second hand pussy
>>51639125
>2000+15
>still marrying
>>51639026
Thanks mate, exyus have the best banter in
The
Entire
4 chan
>>51639103
I dont get it
>>51639195
stop posting
>>51639195
As if you can understand any of /ex-yu/ banter, jebem ti lebac ladni.
>>51639195
Hello, reddit
Do you understand eachother when talking in native languages excluding romanians and greeks?
Ayyyyyyyyy
https://youtu.be/m-vYvU_2BqQ
>tatari i turci postojat
>>51639273
>shqiptar banter
>>51639203
Come οn, admit you like my banter
>>51639210
>t: 1/32th Balkan immigrant in the states
>>51639230
Exyu gives birth to epic memes, here it's only Bulgarians redditors shitposting
>>51639244
I guess you can say that, most of the time.
One time I was crossing the serbian border the serbian officer wanted me to "reveal" or "open" something for him to inspect. I didn't understand exactly where he wanted to check so he got mad and they did a thorough search.
They didnt find my drugs tho, phew
>>51639244
Bulgarian and Macedonian are mutually intelligible, Serbo-Croation and Bulgarian at about 60-70% percent, if you haven't had any exposure to foreign languages.
>>51639125
>How do you cope with that?
it's natural i guess.Your mom swallowed, your wife swallowed, your daughter will swallow, etc.
cheer up.
>>51639328
ovo gssss
>>51639368
>your daughter will swallow
I-I.... don't want to have a daughter
>>51639328
>i fuck ur mather kid
>fuck your pussy kid
>I got a dick your sister has a pussy kid
nah, just stop posting
>>51639125
>>51639368
>>51639393
>>51639425
Proof that /balk/ posters are overly sad and pathetic
ExYu is more balkan to be honest and you can't change the fact
>>51639328
reddit pls
>>51639492
>>51639244
only macedonians
we need hand waving for other balkanslavs, but it works out
>tfw your elder sister got married last month and she is now sucking off a person who is completely a stranger to me
i have failed as a little brother
>>51639540
It would be worse, she could be sucking a friend of yours
>>51639540
My sister is in the UK and has a british bf I've never met.
I feel like the best big bro ever.
>>51639540
>older sister gets married
>finally she fucks off my house and she will get literally 0 of the legacy after my parents die
feelsgoodman
>>51639560
*could
>>51639509
>>51639516
Post
>yfw you realize /ex-yu/ is much better in all terms than /turkbalk/
>>51639540
>turk realises he's a failure
Not surprising at all
>>51639604
god damn those cringey posts
I can recognize you anywhere
>>51639492
>ExYu is more balkan
is that a synonym for "more underage"?
>>51639540
>tfw your elder sister got married last month and she is now sucking off a person who is completely a stranger to me instead of her brother like Turks usually do
i feel for you, lad
>>51639671
нaйc
>>51639671
>bulgarian
>talking about incest
OFF TOPKEK
>>51639588
>0 of the legacy
>a shitty plastic helmet
>a shitty plastic shield and sword
>a shitty red cape
you are indeed winning in that situation, man
>>51639540
>>51639584
I have always felt a winner at the lottery of life for not having a sister.
Imagine when she kisses you on the cheek, the same lips that have enveloped a random guys BBC? Fucking hell lads, I don't know what it's like to be you
>>51639671
>>51639726
>Imagine when she kisses you on the cheek, the same lips that have enveloped a random guys BBC
Same goes for the mothers lad
>>51639726
>Imagine when she kisses you on the cheek, the same lips that have enveloped a random guys BBC?
still better than your brother kissing you while still having fresh semen on his lips, тbh
it's just a point of view
>>51639712
incest is a muzzie thing m8, we have other options for sex, you know
>>51639647
Zhleyeis ta skills mou, anwnyme?
>>51639648
Definitely less turkic that yo ass tho
>>51639584
>>51639588
>>51639726
3 more posts that's how that /turkbalk/ is the most cvcked and weird general on /int/
>>51639797
>other options for sex?
sheeps and pigs?
>>51639726
do you think you're mother is a virgin?
YOU CAME OUT OF THAT PUSSY
>>51639712
it's more of a matter of culture than a matter of ethnicity, lad
>>51639811
topturk
>>51639726
sisters are pretty top tier m8, my sister found me my first gf
>>51639851
damn he looks darker than boyko, good find
>>51639815
>YOU CAME OUT OF THAT PUSSY
BALLS DEEP, AMIRITE? XDDD XD XdDDDXxxXD
>>51639858
Probably his sister and his 1st gf were the same person, typical gayreek Mainland cvckoldry
nuke balkans when
>>51639851
Exyu is still better, bby
WE
WAZ
>>51639991
Shit
>>51639920
cringe
Tri Moreta desu. Bulgaria best country
>>51640010
Se kovw gia patrino esena
>>51640016
makes sense, they were your allies after all.
>>51640016
>>51640016
<3
Would you ruin your sister's marriage and force her to have a bulgar bf?
We will give you citizenship
>>51639968
>>51639991
Bit cringy
>>51640051
Kill urself Metine
>>51640105
ok I'll kill my self out of embarrassment
>>51639968
kek
>>51640051
we call your country ülkecik(tiny country) because its smaller than Tengri's cock :D:D
>>51640151
Don't mock your brothers, fag
>>51640051
of course. i wouldn't let her marry a k*rd, rom*ni, fyr*mer or gr*ek but it would be great if she found a good guy from Plovdiv with cute women relatives for me to meet.
>>51640186
>turkish """""banter"""""
>>51640275
Still better than your sex life, negri
This general got too hostile, what has your grandma cooked you lately lads?
Mine is visiting now and she's making me fat with sausage with beans and fish dishes.
>tfw you'll never march proudly and remove untermensch in order to make the world a better place
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
>>51640367
based fried bread with feta and cabbage rolls with egg/lemon sauce
>>51640189
>i wouldn't let her marry a k*rd
haha
>>51640435
But Enver, you are the untermensch
>>51640463
we got that too,
it's the food of gods,
we usually have it for breakfast though
>>51640602
>fried bread with feta
I am unfamiliar with this dish, googled it, looks goddamn tasty.
>>51640491
it's still very rare. i am in doubt any sunni-turk family let its children marry with a k*rd. it's probably more rare than greek-gypsy intermarriages.
>>51640367
nothing. she passed away last year.
>>51640491
its like only 2% or something sneaky gr*ek
AWOO~
>>51640491
>the highest intermarriage tendencies are found among Turks with low educational level and among Kurds with high educational level
So basically higher-tier Kurds marry Turkish trash
>>51640648
>>51640648
Same ;_;
>>51640647
>>51640652
>>51640668
>Turks suddenly spawn out of nowhere to deny that Kurds kek them
>>51640647
>>51640652
>>51640668
it's so easy
>>51637174
hassiktir. Come and get; if you have nuts. remember your grandpa's experience
>>51640655
>>51640713
>>51640814
End yourselves, weeaboos
>two shqips killed by other shqips
>reason: girl
>mfw shqips are ready to kill each other over pussy
>>51640932
dude, they shoot your doctors over unsuccessful cancer treatments
>>51640932
sounds like normal human behaviour
love makes people crazy
>>51640863
kardasi..
stop it weebs
>>51640953
>>51640979
Well I guess killing each other is better than killing us at least..
>>51641036
never
did anyone of you have website/blog thing?
>>51641087
what is this from?
>>51641087
>>51641103
Yeah, check me @ reddit.com/r/facesofatheism
>>51641157
>>51641192
post more
>>51641157
>>51641192
>mfw Ottomans were just bunch of Harem girls pulling the strings of soft Sultans
Aside from few strong ones like Mehmed II, Yavuz Selim and Murad IV. Ottokek family is just bunch of betafags.
>>51641103
>website/blog thing
>>51641122
it's basicly a manga about how cool turkey is, the downside is that it's written for girls,
it's alternative history for fujoshits
name is: SHOUKOKU NO ALTAIR
Osmanlı-Chan coming through, salute now gavurs.
>>51641245
>the downside is that it's written for girls
Can I culturally enrich the said girls by being Turkish in their general direction?
weebshits >>>/out/
>>51641307
this
>>51641298
That shit isn't Ottoman armour and that isn't an Ottoman sword
>>51633483
the stench of slavshit is strong in this thread
>>51641302
>turkboo weebs
somewhere, out there, they exist
>mfw balk suddenly in need of exterminator
Do you like marinated tomatoes, /balk/?
>>51641408
fuck off pissed african bulgarian flag
>>51641430
>shits on the only person that doesn't hate us in here
>>51641430
r-rude
>>51641430
rude
>>51641408
not alone, we marinate a mix of vegetables together
>>51641492
What's that yellow thing?
>>51641477
>>51641463
nobody hates you miniturk we just don't suck your peepee like a few boos do
>>51641430
oh shut the fuck up already you annoying pieces of shit, everytime some person tries to have a proper conversation you fuck it all up with your incompetent posts
fucking turks
>>51641477
She could drill through a 10cm thick wall with her nose
I bet she is fleeing the scene after murdering someone with her nose and that's why those policemen are there
>>51641571
Thanks, bigturk :3
>>51641540
>mfw I realize I have no idea what is it called even in my own language
>>51641540
carrots
>>51641601
мopкoви
>>51641540
Carrots u mong :-DDD
>>51641601
Morkov
>>51641602
>>51641631
He probably means the white (yiellowish) thing, not the carrots.
>>51641586
jesus christ
>calls us "bigturks"
>has 1m turkobulgayrians in his own country PLUS a Turkish party in his parliament
it's like seeing Greeks trying to call out other nations for debts, you stupid fucking shitbox
>>51641430
Retard
>>51641463
Cringy retard
>>51641643
cauliflower
>>51641571
>we just don't suck your peepee
on the balkans, that's basically hating.
why are you so rude, lad?
>>51641659
Nice blog, Orhan
>>51641643
кapфиoл/cauliflower?
>>51641722
>>51641767
oooooh karfiol
thanks lads
>>51641673
Плoвдивcки пикльo, we meet again.
