Where no lad has gone before Edition
cara
anime
JUST
ATASHI MONDAI GARU
the """""Exotic""""" Orient
reuse this later lads
>>51623381
i hit that ginobli with my left hand up like woo
>Be a woman
>Can just slap makeup on your face to cover your imperfect skin or ugliness
>Be a man
>Have to stay ugly
>>51623394
Bumping this lads
>>51623411
>you will never ride a dwarf elephant to work
>>51623411
when will they learn
why is /sp/ so dead now lads
Ever feel you're underachieving in life?
senpai desu
>>51623448
>be british
>awlays be ugly
Little bit of blood has been coming out with my wee for about 2 weeks now. I've been hoping it would just go away but it's actually become slightly worse over time.
Should I get this checked out? My GP already thinks I'm a hypochondriac autist so I don't want to see him over nothing again.
>>51623480
USASS USASS USASS
>>51623448
"Why don't girls like Nice Guys?" starter kit
>>51623512
Yes you spastic.
>>51623512
>blood in your piss for 2 (TWO) weeks
>over nothing
yeah nah, go fucking see him
>>51623512
>2 weeks
fucking hell lad go to your GP tomorrow morning and tell them that you've been pissing blood for a fortnight.
They'll probably get you an appointment that day.
doing a sleep
>>51623512
That sounds properly serious you retard
>>51623512
rest in piss anon
>>51623538
>>51623540
>>51623542
Wait what, is this really that serious?
You've got me panicking now
>>51623501
Liverpool fans destroyed the board.
Lads I think a girl I like hates me and it hurts so much. I don't even fancy her but I feel like we could be good friends if we both tried but she always seems to harsh to me and I can't understand why, its not like she's the standard popular girl stereotype that bullies the loser kid or whatever
>>51623579
prostate cancer
m8
>>51623501
only one thing can save it
>gf uses expensive pore strips on her nose to remove blackheads
>Get some duct tape
>Put it on my nose
>Does literally the same thing
Why are girls so dumb lads?
>>51623512
>Blood in urine for two weeks
Could be bladder cancer or kidney cancer, or nephrosis, or prostate cancer.
Go see your doctor
>>51623556
Me 2 tbqhwymgfwnjgf (to be quite honest with you my good friend with no jgf (Japanese girlfriend)).
>>51623579
literally pissing blood
yes that's probably serious. you're mostly likely memeing but in the off chance that you're seriously this stupid then i implore you, go to your GP immediately
>>51623480
those ratios, fuck sake la
>tfw got 8/10 in soc face rate thread
>tfw Im no where near a 10
angry atm lads
don't even know why
>gf uses expensive toilet paper on her bumhole to remove shit
>Make a fist
>Rub it on my arse
>Does literally the same thing
Why are girls so dumb lads?
>>51623579
m8, go to the fucking doctor tomorrow
>>51623699
FUCK YOU
>>51623720
Okay I will. Fucking hell, I'm glad I posted here otherwise I would have just continued shrugging it off like a retard.
>>51623705
Are you saying you wipe your arse with your fist?
fucking hate deutschlad desu
>>51623705
>wiping your ass with a fist
>cavernous American anuses
>>51623764
>pissing blood
>shrugs it off
>has to be told to go the doctor by a bunch of meme-spouting retards on the 'chon
How have you survived this long ?
>relentlessly wipe arse to make sure that there is not a single but off poo left in or around the bumhole
anyone else do this?
>>51623815
It wasn't a lot of blood. In fact, I didn't even realise it was blood until I noticed faint red stains on the toilet bowl.
>>51623501
Over moderation
>>51623837
I like folding the paper into a square and really getting my fingers up there.
>>51623764
Make sure you tell the desk people that it's been happening for 2 weeks.
Bit embarrassing tbqh but you may need to make that fact clear if you want them to give you an appointment that's not another week away, and you do definitely want this.
Although pissing blood by itself is a pretty serious thing even if it's just a day.
>>51623837
I usually wipe until there's flecks of blood on the paper to be fully straight with you
Her: Sorry if my joke was mean. I thought I was being funny :p
Me: Behind this rough exterior I have feelings you know. I weep too ;-)
Her: Lolololol :cryingsmiley:
Her: Actually :devilsmiley:
Did I do good lads?
>>51623837
Baby wipes, m8
>>51623837
I wet the toilet paper just a little to make it more comfortable/ versatile and then shove it up me bumholey a wee bit.
>I don't change my own oil
>I believe memers who say they've been pissing blood for 2 weeks
_/ \_m
>>51623837
You need more fibre in your diet
I wipe at most three times
>>51623837
What's the point? Not like some bird is going to rim your arse between now and the next time you shower.
Might kill myself
Don't see where my life is going and I find everything too frustrating.
>>51623927
>2015
>using a smiley with a nose
retro
>>51623942
>_/ \_m
>tfw when you went away for three days and new, incomprehensible memes have been created
How would an irishman be treated in one of your local pubs?
Have some OC.
>>51623942
Why is the blood when you wipe your arse brighter red than when you get cut on your arm?
>bruce dickinson has cancer
>>51623978
Like everyone else tbqh
>>51623978
Pretty well I think
Bye lads
>>51623964
you don't want to be the guy who everyone suspects when someone says "anyone smell some shit?"
>>51623978
with disdain, obviously
>>51623980
The blood in your arm is less oxygenated
Been on Tinder 3 weeks now, normally just do a 10-minute browse in the morning and evening, and so far I've got 23 (twenty-three) matches. Am I doing well lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Ee8YvE57A
>>51624007
eh?
>>51623815
Just imagine if he was an amerilad, probably wouldn't want his insurance premiums to rise
>you will never be a banterous military lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i7WZWuHvcE
Sup pussies
>>51624020
I'd say so. I have about a 2% success rate tbqh
>>51623935
>I live within a society, meaning that I can rely on the skills of others to meet my day to day requirements, giving me the time to develop my own set of specialist skills with which to contribute towards society
>>51623954
>describe your urine
can tell you're just poised to whip your mickey out
>>51624020
21(days)*10(mins) = 210 mins = 3 hours
7-8ish matches per hour
Need to pick up the pace, most people can get twice their rank per hour, making you a 4/10 at best.
>>51624078
very problematic
Just remember this simple guide lads:
Bright red blood in the shit: No worries
Dark red blood in the shit: Doctors now
>>51623977
>tfw been gone for a few weeks now because work has taken up my life
what is this meme?
also to all you NEETS, stay NEET. you have the life trust me
>>51624081
wow trump has 0 trigger discipline who is going to vote this mad man
Would you, lads?
http://strawpoll.me/6171344
>>51624078
triggered 2bh
>>51624081
Do you have a problem with me?
>>51624081
...
>>51624121
what's the difference desu? oxygenation higher in the first?
>>51624081
aye waddup
>I live within a society, meaning that I can rely on the skills of others to meet my day to day requirements, giving me the time to develop my own set of specialist skills with which to contribute towards society
>>51624151
>ungrateful ape
what did he mean by this?
>>51624087
>I have yet to learn the satisfaction and savings that come with learning new and broader skills. I think modern society is an excuse to be less self sufficient and increasingly dependent on other men.
who /eatstheirearwax/ here?
>>51624135
>a fucking Nova Scotia
>>51624096
not into lads piss :3
>>51624170
First means you wiped too hard, latter means you have internal bleeding in your colon and probably cancer
>>51624121
Nah, if you're seeing it fresh for the first time I'd still go, just to make sure it is only haemorrhoids.
>>51624123
>also to all you NEETS, stay NEET. you have the life trust me
I disagree, I was NEET on an off for two years. Having money > understanding flavour of the month memes 2bh
lads dunno if this is serious of not but i've been bleeding profusely from my dickhole for a month now, there is also extreme pain in my cock and in the abdominal area around it. don't think it's necessary but should I get this checked out?
>>51624170
Bright red means it's a fresh wound which means you've just torn your arse with a big shit.
Dark red means the leak is deep within the bowl and the blood has been outside the circulatory system a while. Blood leaks in the bowel can mean cancer.
>>51624123
This. If you can live comfortably, have the internet and access weed and drink semi-regularly, stay NEET. Don't listen to anyone telling you otherwise, going on about ambition and stuff, its everyone's ambition to be NEET and live comfortably.
>>51624121
>>51624204
hmm, think i might have piles 2 b h. soreish lumps on me bum'ole, but no blood just a bit awk having a shit
>tfw no job and christmas is coming
uh oh :s
might have to get a job lads
>Welsh, actually
>>51624225
I haven't gone, on this assumption. roids involves blood on toilet paper, ichy just inside your sphincter andpain sitting for long periods, yes?
>>51624235
nah, it's probably nothing
Don't even humour the NHS with your presence
>>51623579
not really though, probably a polyp or something
still, go tomorrow
>>51624191
Y'see it's just if you take that to it's logical extreme you go back to everyone being subsistence farmers.
Literally Mesopotamia bout 7000 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfD9BdHC5o
>you will never have homoerotic camaraderie with your squad mates after a hard day blowing muslims the fuck out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA#t=24s
>tfw no Bob Ross bff
>>51624081
>>51623512
Odaijini
>>51624312
twitch memes are truly awful
Will UKIP win the war for the North?
>>51624196
why did you delete your post
>>51624230
I'm earning money but have nothing to spend it on, nor time/energy to do anything
it's not worth it.
>>51624276
Possibly, but blood in the faeces is just one of those things where you should always be sure.
Especially if you're under 35.
>>51624352
I know him as the patron saint of ASMR and he was that long before twitch or whatever started spamming him
What should I get me ma and da for crimbo lads?
Ma is a middle class Tory
Da is an unemployed disabled Labourite
i'm taking you lads to normie school
>>51624354
They've pretty much been confirmed second place, Labour 'safe' majority slashed but still can be considered 'strong' majority.
everyone's talking about blood in their wee and poo
>>51624366
Eh, haven't gone in over anything else (trip to the sex health clinic for itchy cock not withstanding), I'm sure it's nothing.
>>51624288
Learning basic life skills like how to sew, cook, perform cpr/first-aid, make minor repairs and do maintenance on your vehicle, maybe go hunting and fishing sometime, plant a few veggies in the garden, etc, these don't lead to total subsistence farming, nor do they take much away from time for your speciality. They just make you a better, more well rounded, man.
>>51624380
get a present they can share like a bomb in a box
>>51624403
It's okay, son, I see them too.
>>51624380
>Ma is a middle class Tory
>Da is an unemployed disabled Labourite
literal meme family
>Modern """"""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""
>>51624359
You don't get holidays?
>tfw three day weekend
>tfw ten days off for crimbo and new year
>tfw 25 days + bank holidays + my birthday every year
>tfw don't work weekends either
Watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
>>51624355
remembered I'm not a doctor.
i've literally never bought anyone a christmas present lads
am i a bad person?
I get giddy when a girl texts me; can't even imagine what it's like to hold hands, kiss, have sex, be bf/gf etc. These normies must live in a perpetual state of ecstasy tbqh
>>51624499
You grinch
>>51624431
They're divorced la
They've all given up on me and now I have too
This girl is posting on 4chan right fucking now
>>51624574
where? i wanna tell her to fuck off
>>51624574
she'd look good riding a BBC
>>51624574
>>51624543
oh. in that case a hitachi vibrator and a onahole
>>51624504
>perpetual state of ecstasy
>year 1 ecstacy
>year 2-3 increasing boredom
>year 4-7 increasing hostility
>year 8 -10 all out war, point of no return either way, make or break
>year 10+ numbness, total numbness
He broke from them, and then he broke from himself. I'd never seen a man so broken up and ripped apart.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34973901/eight-things-people-get-wrong-about-syria-and-air-strikes
>he's never had a psychotic episode
Casual
>>51624611
>year 10+ numbness, total numbness
numbness eh? try being 26 year old who has never even held a girl's hand then we can talk about numbness you ridiculous normie shit
>>51624690
soc is so cancerous, i suppose at least it acts as containtment
>>51624690
Jesus, /soc/ is a fucking normie hellhole
What kind of art can I get for my living room that says "cultured but not a bender"?
>>51624675
>he doesn't have full blown, untreatable paranoid schizoprenia
I pity you
tfw
>>51624681
Try being a 31 year old in etherized hell after 13 years of marriage you ridiculous lucky shit
>>51624738
>his standards are this low
>>51624690
>all those attractive normies with strong jaws, masculine brows and FUCKING DECENT FACIAL HAIR
This just isn't fair
how are there this many good looking blokes on 4chan
are we average looking men a minority now or something?
>>51624758
the cover off Nuts or Loaded
>want to download a flick to watch tonight
>got an email from my university's IT service the other day warning me to stop downloading copyrighted material
J U S T
>>51624801
they have the confidence to post themselves in rate threads
>>51624795
#normieproblems
>>51624459
well i get 23rd dec - 4th jan off desu
but apart from that i'm working mon-sat every week and commuting to london every day, the work is physically exhausting and i just cba to do anything when i get back. usually get home, shower, nap, then lay in bed for the rest of the night until sleep and then get up at 6am in the morning...
so sick of it
>>51624820
>flick
fuck off yank
>>51624801
I'm just as depressed and neet as you are but fairly decent looking
>>51624843
>midweek days between christmas and new years off
Lucky cunt
>>51624820
>not downloading through SSL from your private trackers
normies btfo
maisie
UKIP BTFO again
>>51624801
>>51624738
these are the people who bantz me for being a yank
wew
wew
WEW
>>>/soc/22875640
bout 2 top myself
>>51624879
good post
>>51624890
ooer bit gay desu
>>51624890
into the gas chamber
>>51624890
Noice, gonna do a wank to that thread now
>>51624843
Wew lad are you up at 6am in a few hours?
>>51624890
reminder that gays have sex in this and the jewish media literally CELEBRATES it
>>51624890
>>51624820
get a VPN
>>51624890
need a bf tbqh
>>51624871
yeah this is the only good thing about this job teebeeaitch
>>51624918
yes :(
usually nod off about 2am, i suppose i'm compensating for lack of sleep at night with my naps when i get back
>>51624801
>all those attractive normies with strong jaws, masculine brows and FUCKING DECENT FACIAL HAIR
Feels good Tbh
I have a bit of a big nose though
>Have tons of these things in my aquarium.
>Worth about £3 each
>No way to sell them
Reeeeee
been a playa playa playa from the start
>>51624421
Yeah, I draw the line at learning to hunt and fish. Keep in mind that, unless you're in the Highlands, all we have are rabbits.
And if you ARE in the Highlands it's literally impossible not to be poaching.
And even then these skills could only be useful in a survival situation which, if you're in the UK and not a hill walker in a VERY remote part of Scotland you're just never going to be in. Or if you are, you're probably not going to have a shotgun, fishing rod and waders.
>>51624962
oussama likoum
>>51623927
Gwan gwan
>>51624997
get frying with a bit a garlic butta la, lecker
>>51625011
allahu akbar
https://youtu.be/p5HhwecdCQw
>>51624983
look like schweinsteiger 2bh
>>51624983
>posting your picture on /int/
>>51624020
TFW been on for 2 years and have about the same amount
>>51625008
That makes sense, it's not really about survival though. I like hunting and fishing but I live in Canada and America so that's normal. You get the point I'm making anyway
>>51625019
Cryf cryf.
>>51624787
Thing was, that was written back when most old people actually fought in WWII.
>>51624983
Hello Shia LaBeouf
>>51624983
isnt this some canadian cunt, he posted more pics
I'm VERY VERY gay lads
having a bad week? this will cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U
>Be me in school
>Be the quiet loser one
>Think "at least when I'm an adult these cunts will be the one washing my car cause they don't spend any time studying"
>15 years later
>The attractive popular kids have ended up in high up management positions
How the fuck does this happen?
who /hyped/ for massive shitposting fest
>>51625147
i'm only slightly gay
would snog a lad for banter and curiosity if i got quite drunk and would never speak of it again
otherwise, not a fan. girls are too qt for me and guys sound weird.
>>51625036
More potato nose than Jew nose
>>51625037
I have a faces of /int/ image with 200+ people that did. Why not?
>>51625080
I'm Canadian too
That's the only pic I have if me on my phone though, I was just off the coast, layed out in fog, fucking around on kik and someone asked me to take a pic.
>>51625159
because attractive = unintelligent is a 20th centruy meme
>>51625064
Eh not really.
It can satisfying and can save you a bit of cash, but it's not necessar in any way. It really just makes a hobby out of actually doing stuff yourself.
Which is cool, if you're into that.
>>51624820
Wonder why they don't mind me downloading hentai then, that's copyrighted innit
>>51625019
Explain lad
>>51625171
Is this the new HDI? Fuck me, feels like only yesterday the last one was posted.
>dat UK 20 or so leap
>>51625066
Is that welsh
>>51625224
last year was in july no idea why this is so fucking late 2bh
>tfw we're going to drop down
i can feel it
>>51625236
yes it is actually.
"gwan" means weak so I replied with "strong"
not quite sure why i did it
>>51625221
Just saying to go on ya get me
Put a penor in er
>>51625159
Social skills, networking and consistency is important to doing well. You can't just study hard you have to meet people and be personable.
>>51625159
Because a lot of folk don't understand the difference between taking the initive and just being an extrovert/ voicing every fucking idea you have.
Might have something to do with why a lot of managers and TV producers are cokeheads.
>>51625256
What made it weak? Need analysis from some proper normies here.
>My Managing Director at work is a literal 10/10, thin, great fashion sense, could easily be a male model, makes all the office girls swoon (like literally 20 year old girls saying they want his dick) despite being 50, has a fucking Maserati
Why is life so unfair lads?
>>51625249
The HDI report threads are always great fun, should be a laugh when it gets posted.
I reckon the UK will probably stay put
>>>/soc/22897409
naughty
>>51625263
that tv must be some giga-HD 8K shit to be mistaken for a window
REEEE
>>51625276
Maybe I will lad, maybe I will...
>>51625309
my original post was double the size but "error: field too long" fucking FUCKING no fun allowed
jerked off eight or nine times today, wondering if I'm overdoing it
>>51625325
warwick mentioned
>>51625344
i mean "error: too many lines"
>>51625325
You got mail lad
>>51625352
Nah mate, that's Edinburgh.
>>51625325
>>51625352
oh no wait
hive is edinburgh right
Opinions on having a gf who is taller than me (over now)
1. Was like being dragged upwards when I tried to hold her hand in the street
2. Dickheads in clubs kept trying to steal her off me
3. When we were lying down it was fine
4. She was hot as fuck
5. Wh wh whyyyy ;-;
Post >yfw Hiroshimoot censors "lad"
>>51625325
you should charge yer walkie talkie la
>>51625404
its a filter not a censor
its a joke
i would say "ha ha ha"
F R I D A Y N I G H T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
>>51625379
...how do you confuse Edinburgh and Warwick?
>>51625404
>still saying lad
>not saying lid
its like you're not even trying to keep up scouse slang
>tfw no gf but at least I'm not short
>>51625404
I'll be more annoyed if they filter uguu desu
>>51625404
>>51625377
ye >>51625379
got confused between 2 different people i know at warwick and edinbrugh have talked about their clubs
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>51625404
lad
test
>>51625404
baka desu senpai
>>51625399
wouldn't go out with a girl taller than me personally, since i'm 5'10 it's a very thin line between being a decent height and being king of the manlets
would go out with a 5'9 girl though
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>51625399
>tfw never met a girl taller than me
>>51625437
>still not saying "ked" or even "la" in 2015
>>51625468
Why does that paki have union jacks tattooed on him?
>saying la
alright lisicki
who EDL here?
>>51625477
I'm 5'7 she was 6'3
I don't even know desu. She was a little bit younger than me so I had that advantage. Also she was virgin so
>>51625182
>Why not?
>I have a faces of /int/ image with 200+ people that did
seems like you're a major contributor of why i would never do that
>>51625404
reroute those bombs to nippon
>>51625520
has he posted today? haven't seen his trip, he might be among us
>>51623837
i think the real question is how do people here wipe?
do you attack it through the front, attack it through the back (literally how??), or stand up to do it?
>Labour majority increased in Oldham
>UKIP utterly BTFO
