Why don't you have an American gf? There are 150+ million American females.
No thanks
>I will never use an American girl's feet as hand warmers
Someone please come put a bullet through my skull
>>51602818
Feet are cold m8.
>>51602873
Not if they've recently been in socks
Because I'm not black.
Because they have the BMI of 300 million normal females
>>51600823
I can't access American kitchen
>>51600823
The ones that somehow come here act like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExOsSwiX78k
Thanks, but no thanks.
>>51600823
i don't have obese fetish
I've had sex with an American tourist once. Her face was okay but unclothed she looked fucking disgusting and I had a hard time keeping a boner.
>>51604080
she was abducted and raped, she is just freaked out m8
>>51600823
I've never had a gf
>>51602818
My ex used to put her feet between my legs to warm hers up
Pretty cute
>>51604523
Sure bussy
>walk through capital of bong with my Japanese [spoiler]qt[/spoiler]
>white girls giving me the stink eye
>when she notices she hugs me closer on purpose
Asians don't know banter, but they can learn it
>>51600823
I would like to get with a southern yank, one with that nice accent.
>lived in america for a year of high school
>was a huge beta back then
>american girls would flirt with me and I would do NOTHING
>two of the writings on my year book are about girls liking me
I can never forgive myself
>>51602818
>>51605357
>southern
It's like you want to get shot
>>51602818
Dont worry you are in the right place
>>51609263
I assume he means white, not black.
>>51606674
Unf, sauce
>>51606674
M-more please
>>51609519
>>51609595
I can't remember her name off of the top of my head but it's a cute asian/Polynesian American girl who posts her soles to the reddit.
>>51609263
If that is the price to pay for a southern yank gf then I would happily
>Be British
>Get shot
Did somebody say american gf
>>51609595
>>51609519
www.reddit.com/u/wetmyfeet/submitted
>>51605297
>"...and then I woke up"
Feet are the worst part of the human body. They're gross.
Prove me wrong.
I had two American gfs.
Never again.
> tfw girlfriend is a fitness instructor, been a dancer her whole life
> tfw foot fetish
love her either way but still
they are kinda far away you know
I stick with slav girls tbf
>>51611365
the vast majority of males like to tick its dengerino in the dirtiest body part of a woman (or man depending on his preference) and you complain about a part of the body that most women take care of, clean, pedicure and protect in a pair of cute shoes
>>51600823
IM TRYINGGG
>>51610434
bharway
>>51600823
female feet are cute >:3
>>51612425
:D
>>51612689
>black nails
nope
They have the worst personalities. Either they're boring and have no hobbies like the basic bitch, or they're entitled brats that expect things from their relationships.
You'll get lucky if they don't get fat or look like shit by age 30.
>>51613406
Honestly, I couldn't bear the accents.
>>51604080
What in fug
>>51617737
Can I see your legs please
>>51617843
It's cold bro
>>51617885
But they're so wonderfully shaven and smooth
>>51617916
It's not hard m8, just use a razor and some body lotion.
>>51618029
But I want to see your legs in particular
>>51618066
u gay bro ?
>>51602818
just go out for a walk m8
>>51618127
I wasn't until I saw those legs
Ok where do I start...
>I obviously have no contact with american girls at all
>they are shallow whores
>they have personality of a washing mashine except washing mashine is actually useful
>too many of them are fat
>obnoxious I would propably kill her after 10th time I hear her saying ''I can't even'' or ''like'' in a row
>I don't mix with anglos because I don't want any inbreds in my family
>muh heritage
fuck you once anglo forever an anglo even 1/999 is 1 too much
>tfw no field hockey-playing dutch gf
>>51618156
Post your legs first and I will do the same
>>51618266
I lost my legs in 'nam
>>51604080
>tfw no american gf
>>51600823
Because there are 150+ million American men. 95 % of them more desirable than me.
Fat sluts
>>51600823
How many of those girls are thin?
>>51621592
Alot
>>51621592
~70%. ~30% are obese but they all live in the south.
>>51602818
just b yourself
>tfw finnish gf
