Modus Operandi is Operational Edition.
yesss
Gonna make some breakfast
But my American fucboi isn't here
>>51596713
Who you callin' a fuccboi figgit?
>>51596688
No
>>51596703
What?
Requesting qt yank gf
I have a stereotypical account
>>51596764
Don't have one to give lad. Still looking for one myself desu.
>>51596752
I'm persian
>>51596764
I meant to say accent
Bluh
>>51596752
I'll fight you mate
>>51596816
I wish you luck
>this British weeb spammer
Hard to believe there is a worse British poster in /cum/ than me
>>51597024
Oh don't worry, you still hold that title
>>51597024
I like all of you, but my waifu is my Oklahoma babe
>>51597063
>>51597063
Congratulations on successfully completing a post without attaching a Chinese cartoon
>>51597094
Sorry to disappoint
>>51596830
Sounds nice.
>>51596932
You want to tussle senpai?
And luck to you too.
>>51597071
I will not be a waifu. I'm husbando.
>>51597129
Save on your trip, sleep with me
Y'all yanks take care, okay? This latest shooting in California really makes me think how safe America really is actually? Please agree to guns "control" law and if necessary "banning" guns completely. Love y'all...
>>51597181
If I sleep with you, it will just be bro cuddles and nothing sexual right?
>>51597201
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>51597299
>>>/int/brit/
Tbh senpai
>>51597235
Am I allowed to take advantage of you?
I'll show you a secret place in the country no foreigner can ever visit
>>51597201
You mean the 14 deaths with guns that could be obtained illegally? France had 129 deaths with gun control
>>51596752
Waffles and sausages desu
>>51597129
I think I need to watch Future Diary again
>>51597331
It's clear he won't consent.
Your only choice left is rape.
>>51597201
>live in glorious Massachusetts
>worry about gun laws
kekaroni
also
>>51597333
Chicken and waffles are better desu
>>51597331
Of course not, taking advantage of people in their sleep is always wrong.
What kind of secret place? I hope it is not some thing shady.
>>51597399
It's pretty good, regardless of the memes and shit it catches.
People just shouldn't take it seriously.
>>51597331
France= by terrorists.
America= by wackoheads.
See the difference?
I think we're the best posters on this board. Damn, I love being American.
When you accidentally save some porn on your phone, and it's there in your camera roll because you're too lazy to delete it
>>51597455
Vidya: Victoria 2
Movie: Blade Runner or Kagemusha
Weapon: Mateba or Browning Hi-power
Politician: Andrew Jackson.
Waifu: Pic related
>>51597492
It's not wrong if you don't call the police
A fort from the early medieval wars that only well prepared people can visit because without a native's help you'll never make it back
>>51597513
Did you see their names? It won't be long before it shows up as a terrorist attack, which wasn't ruled out
>>51597531
I honestly don't like a lot of the Americans on the board in general. A lot of newfags and people unwilling to learn say a lot of embarrassing shit.
I just wish people still lurked before posting. But sometimes things like this (pic) make me proud.
NEW THREAD:
>>51597366
>>51597366
>>51597366
>>51597366
>>51597766
Stop this meme
>>51597728
there's retards from every nationality on here, stop being a faggot
Ehm
>>51597870
O-oh
>>51597637
Sounds right up my alley. I like forts and kasbahs.
>>51597906
That sounds like a trap, anon.
>>51597835
I know. But Americans make the largest percentage on /int/, so there are more stupids on average from here. Plus a lot of it is easily avoidable.
>>51597728
Yeah, there are a lot of legitimately stupid Americans on here, but it's also fun """""pretending"""" to be retarded because fucking around with Non Americans will think Americans are serious about everything they post which can get you some good reactions.
>>51597906
We could take lolis with us and claim we know nothing about their sudden loss of virginity
>>51597955
>but it's also fun """""pretending"""" to be retarded because fucking around with Non Americans will think Americans are serious about everything they post which can get you some good reactions.
it's too easy so i can't get any enjoyment out of it
>>51597637
I wasn't specifically talking about just the shooting in California. By wackoheads I mean all the shooting incidents happened in America.
>>51597977
True. But since I can't out banter Australians I may as well piss them off and waste their time and get some laughs out of it, so """""""pretending"""""""" will have to suffice
>>51597944
You're right. I fell into his trap.
He wants to rape little girls, run, and leave the blame on me. >>51597958
You're a pretty cheeky cunt m80, I'll give you that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MDr_J_pLg0A
>>51597958
lolis are 2D, anon
Anything else is probably illegal
>>51598094
It's extremely hard to out-banter Aussies but it's possible.
>>51598102
You said you like women, I was just suggesting we could satisfy your desires with aryan berber lolis
>>51597455
>pic related
>>51598094
> I can't out banter Australians
Why does it matter?
>>51598147
I like 'em thick and legal lad. High test and what not.
http://demo.illustration2vec.net/
Need American college gf
>>51598253
What if I told you I've seen them and they mature fast
>>51598123
If a mexican loli is in america, would the fucking be legal?
Because two negatives make it positive
>>51598316
Nah
3D a shit
>>51597455
Pokemon FireRed
There Will Be Blood
Mastodon
Akira
I don't know.
Haunter or Gengar.
Moby Dick
Guns obviously.
All the acronyms.
Water
>capeshit
Looney Tunes
Don't know.
Clint Eastwood?
Curry
Teddy Roosevelt.
>youtubers
America
Don't know
Megumi
>>51598293
neat
>>51598293
Pretty accurate.
>>51598316
A seed could grow to a tree in one day, but it doesn't change the fact they are a seed.
>>51598503
>>51598519
Almost TOO accurate.
Kinda scary.
>>51598519
Honestly berber 14yo look older than young mothers I know, I've confused many of them for adults
Weebs confirmed for closet pedos
>>51598585
I know. The same thing here.
I think it is just globalism changing the diet of the masses. Because girls and guys are getting bigger as time goes on.
The guys at my school are all over 6'0" now and half the girls had huge knockers while we were in middle school.
>>51598743
You're improperly using plurals.
>>51598753
Do you have stateless natives there?
Most berbers here are unregistered and stateless, pretty fucking weird if you ask me, no govt on earth recognize their existence
>>51598808
Autism
>>51598846
http://youhaveautism.com/
>>51598293
well it got a few right at least
>>51598900
I wonder how it determines rape
>>51598829
We have illegal immigrants, but they have Mexico and Central American countries to go back to when they are caught, so I wouldn't say they are stateless. Such a thing I think couldn't work in America, as we don't have undeveloped countries near us.
And it's hard for me to imagine being stateless, because they should at least know their ethnicity or origins enough to be able to go back there. Although there may be a language divide from living in a foreign country for so long.
>>51598995
>not paying taxes
>can evade any crime due to lack of ID
>is not governed by the state
>cannot be deported
>builds their own housing and don't need cops
sounds perfect if they could get credit cards to pay for internet
Do you know, what that is, right?
>>51599162
Warthunder joystick?
>>51599162
That's a dildo.
>>51599134
In situations like this, it would be best to make them citizens, but not full citizens. Like invent a legal secondary citizenship.
But then you would attract more immigrants and refugees from third world countries and catch flack from the international communities.
A lot of pressure from the EU on Morocco especially. Political correctness gets in the way of shit all the time.
t. Career Politician.
>>51599332
Im going to take a shower and might go to bed afterwards
You're a good anon, even if you don't like wearing skirts and giving bj
It was fun talking with you <3
And oh, have fun trying to determine if the berber girl is an adult or not because she has no papers whatsoever, love you
>>51599494
>>51599522
Have a good sleep
So when are all my life problems gonna be solved by a girl taking an interest in me and marrying me so we can live happily ever after?
>>51597455
Vidya: STALKER (all of them)
Movie: The Martian
Band: Queen
Animu: Pet Girl of Sakurasou
TV: Hell on Wheels
Pokemon: never played or watched as a child so Magic around
Book: The Forgotten Soldier
Weapon: GAU-8 Avenger
Meme: the rarest of pepes
Drink: Water
Superhero: One Punch Man
Cartoon: Tom and Jerry
Vehicle:A-10 Warthog
Celeberty: fuckin Chef Ramsey or R E Ermly
Food: Brisket
Politian: Ron Paul (it's habbening)
Youtuber: probably nanners or Diplexheated
Country: America and Poland
Historical Figure: Mother fuckin George S Patton
Waifu: Shiina
>>51599898
work today at 12 lads, cashier is the easiest job
>tfw i could be in basic training if it wasn't for my shit eyesight
>>51600079
>Band: Queen
>Animu: Pet Girl of Sakurasou
>Superhero: One Punch Man
>Waifu: Shiina
Kill yourself this instant.
>>51600168
I'm trying to get a cashier job.
What do you mean it's the easiest? You find talking to random people easy? Is there some trick?
>>51600382
> What do you mean it's the easiest?
i worked at 5 guys before, shit was annoying coming home smelling like shit and dealing with customers. all you do is stand around (sometimes for a long period if not busy), scan items, and bag them
> You find talking to random people easy?
the only things i say:
>hey how are you
>do you need bags?
>total is $_____
> Is there some trick?
no, at first shit is hard, all the buttons and shit. but after a while you go on auto pilot and don't think
really easy job m8
>>51600551
I see. I guess at a fast food place that would work. But the job I wanted was at Walgreen's, and I was thinking that I always needed to be attentive and smile. Which I can't do.
Maybe I'm just being paranoid or thinking the worst.
>>51600311
Nah m8 life's all good. (To be honest for most of those it was the first thing off the top of my head because I don't have a favorite in those catigories)
>>51600675
But Shiina is literally worst girl, she was the worst of that season too.
How anyone could waifu her and not Aoyama boggles my mind.
>>51600742
I like taking care of people and teaching them how to do shit.
Can you see why I chose who I chose now?
Morninng /cum/. Did yesterday's gunmen turn out to be terrorists?
>>51600806
She's still horrible. She dashed my hopes and wasted my time watching that show ;_;
>>51601018
potentially, the story doesn't really point to it though. Apparently a guy shot up his workplace with his wife after he attended the company's holiday party. They left behind a young daughter, don't know about the third guy. FBI is searching their apartment for any clues atm. While it's easy to say terrorism cause they were Muslim, I think it's too early to tell.
Why are americans so obsessed with anime?
>>51601018
We don't need confirmation.
They have Arabic names and he got his wife from Saudi Arabia AND after he picked his wife up from there, he started growing a beard.
Excessively gassy today tbqh
Kind of alarming. A full 3-4 seconds every 2-3 minutes or so.
Can you die from this?!
>>51601127
Why are you so obsessed with Varg and people that like anime?
>>51601249
Probably not, happens to everyone
>>51600382
I did it at a chain grocery store for a while. Was pretty easy once I figured out the register but some of the customers made a sport out of ruining your day.
>Just heard a conspiracy theory that nuclear waste disposal and nuclear accidents in the Pacific are orchestrated to destroy the environment and as climate change worsens and we get closer to the imaginary deadline of human extinction, we will surrender all power to the government in order for them to stop humanity from destroying itself, but in actuality it is a ploy to take over the different world governments and establish a one world government under the western world, USA/EU.
This sounds true.
>>51601605
>establish a one world government under the western world, USA/EU.
I wouldn't mind this desu
Is this the closest thing to a USA general?
Sup senpai
How is /cum/ this morning?
>>51601486
I'm worried about customers wanting to talk to me and chat. I'm actually stricken with fear thinking of it.
It's hard for me to fake happiness and I have a stern/unemotional/serious expression as my default that tends to turn people off.
>tfw a cop that works near my flat has got famous for being sexy
He's kind of nice too, always greeting people
>>51601705
Pretty indifferent, today is probably going to drag. Caffeine is doing nothing for me, girlfriend wants to go to some christmas tree lighting tonight (I really don't want to go). Starting to look like a bleak winter.
>>51601759
Some of them will want to chat but they'll be friendly
Some of them will want to chat for too long when you're trying to keep your line moving
Some of them will be cunts for no reason
Some of them will be cunts that have excessively asinine requests and hold your line up causing all of the customers behind them to be upset with you.
Some of them you just direct to customer service, which they'll hate hearing but that's not your problem
>>51601651
Yes
>>51601646
The problem is the rulers will be liberals and it will be majority USA power. The population is being stupefied in order for them to not notice, or accept it without actually knowing it fully well.
Like the recent TPP, it was made to cut USA industry and better move it to Asia under the guise of helping them not be shitholes, when in actuality it makes their countries worse by making them work in even worse conditions and making their governments have more power, which are authoritarian.
It's all for the globalist dream.
>>51601759
>>51601917
The majority of customers won't actually go very far with chatting. I worked cashier at a big box store before and most customers just said 'hi' and 'thank you'. You don't need to fake happiness, most customers will probably just see you as a faceless employee anyway. I will say get ready for the "Oh it must be free hurr" jokes when shit doesn't scan the first time.
>>51601897
this guy
>>51601999
>"oh it must be free hurr"
I fucking hate that shit
Then they look at you all expectantly with a stupid fucking grin like they're the first person to ever come up with that joke.
Fuck those people.
>>51602007
nice
>>51601981
>tfw I know a girl from San Francisco
>tfw she is more socialistic than the political "socialist left party" in Norway (which has only 4% of the votes more or less)
>tfw she thinks Norway meets her standards and think of it as a dream-land because of uit
>tfw I tell her she has made up a fantasy-version of Norway to meet her own political views
>tfw she calls me a liar, and she will someday move her anyway
>tfw.....
>>51601705
Pretty good.
>>51601917
>>51601999
I know here the guys have that western man code of being reserved and not open. But the girls here are chatty Kathie's that won't shut up or think being open is a good thing.
I don't want old ladies, especially black, loudly going on about dumb shit.
>>51602102
These people are the worst. More stubborn than a mountain, can't debate with them or change their views.
>>51602103
I actually never had a problem with any black people in the handful of months I worked at that store. For some reason they tended to be friendly or just quiet, pay for their shit and head out. It's middle aged white women with 3 screaming kids running around unsupervised you have to worry about as far as attitude is concerned.
>>51602007
Not bad.
A shame fit cops are such a rarity.
>>51602195
She told me the most insane things about the refugee crisis. Your mind would be blown. Not even the most lefties in Norway would agree with her. Even Sweden would faint of her utterings. She is so so so nuts, I can't even describe it with words.
>>51602218
This is the worst too.
Missing with kids is already not my forte, but other people's kids is alien.
>>51602346
Please tell me. I want to know.
>>51602007
Y seguro se la come doblada <3
>>51602485
Jajaja los deberÃas de leer los comentarios de facebook
>>51602339
I know, fat cops are not trustworthy
>>51602346
I'm even more curious now.
>>51602430
Well, she said one thing, thinking she was very wise, that describe her views very well: "as I see it, economies can be rebuilt, human lives can't" This was after I told her that she is wrong if she think Norway is this super rich country whose economy can handle all this insane immigration. Our economy is failing even now, I told her. That was totally the wrong approach. She got angry, and said that economy is the language of the republicans in USA, and she hates it.
And I also argued in a language I thought would put her in place more effectively "If someone value human life, why would they let their arrogance stand in the way of helping more people?" and I continued that with the facts of how many more syrian lives Norway would be able to save if we helped them down there instead of taking in a few lucky ones here (basically we can help 500 down there for each 1 we take into Norway, because we spend over 570k us dollars per person here), but what she told me was that abandoning a lot of people down there (somehow, I don't know how her logic works) is worth it if we can give a few of them superb lives, on par with norwegians, because it would mean more equality among races in the world.
>>51602736
wha- so she thinks that she can be some hero by bending over backwards for Muhammad the immigrant but it's racist to actually try and save his homeland? What the fuck.
>>51602736
I don't even...
im starting to think communism aint that bad lads
>>51602583
Se ve que si le talla chido.
howdy. thank you that Coiler Mexicanbro for Dean Blunt.
Black Metal is growing on me.
>I want a girl doesn't want me back
>Try to let go but I can't relax
>She got a new nigga, now she can't be found
>>51602993
Human nature itself denies the possibility of communism ever succeeding.
Who /set mosque ablaze/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzpxJG1LlLQ
>>51603075
>Black Metal is growing on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywIh-YKuRu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1M-tUZnB5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooEcGi3CmSs
>>51602919
>>51602970
I went back to a bit of economics after this, and informed her that these money Norway will spend on them are from taxes that Norwegians willingly payed in order to give themselves free healthcare and a lot of other stuff which we actually need. And asked her, what if the Norwegian people don't want their own money to be given to other people who never did a thing to build our safe and free country that you(she) love so much? She said something in the effect of "Norwegians should willingly give up some of their money to people who have suffered all their lives, if they have any kind of morals". I don't even remember everything she said, it was a ton of deluded shit, most of which I didn't even know how to reply to.
>>51603495
So what you're telling me is she's an uber-SJW? Yeesh, may as well abandon trying to convince her otherwise, those people need some kind of wake-up call in their lives.
>>51603495
I couldn't have even talked to her. I would have walked away or something. Talking to people that are dogmatic is something I can't do.
>>51603604
>>51603628
It annoys me so much that they think they have the moral highground and thus can say whatever they want and it will automatically be correct. They don't even have arguments other than the usual "it's the right thing to do".
>>51603709
I know what you're talking about.
All that can be done is you chip away at them with facts every so often and hope they reach their own conclusion or accept the facts.
hello amerifriends i have some questions for you
>is there some sort of final obligatory nation-wide exam that you have to pass in order to finish highschool?
>do you really have to pay for college?don't you get subsidized "slots" from the government if you did good in highschool?
have a qt in advance
>>51602736
>>51603495
Borderline mental illness? Perhaps not even borderline, but full-on delusion.
..These types will not listen to reason. If she genuinely believes all of this, you've no chance of convincing her otherwise. She's defective.
>>51603709
>claims moral high ground
>may as well be advocating terrorism on the indigenous
I wouldn't expect more from a far-left San Francishit. A shame she can't be purged.
You should convince her to travel to the ME to help its people directly. If we're lucky, she'll witness the Qur'an's 191st verse of chapter 2 firsthand.
I've no sympathy for these traitors that would willingly give up everything that their forefathers fought and bled to obtain.. they're really on par with, if not worse than murderers for enabling such bs.
Absolutely disgusting. Consider my jimmies rustled.
>>51597455
Vidya: Dota 2/Dark Souls
Movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
Band: Billy Joel
Anime: Outlaw Star
TV: Due South
Pokemon: Sharpedo
Book: Slaughter-house Five/Zorba the Greek
Weapon: N/A
Meme: Blini kot
Drink: (Alcoholic) Not Your Father's Hard Root Beer/(Non-Alcoholic) Birch Beer
Superhero: N/A
Cartoon: Ed, Edd N' Eddy
Vehicle: Mazda 6
Celebrity: Hugh Jackman
Food: Double-cooked Pork
Politician: Vladimir Putin
Youtuber: Probably the Smosh crew 2BH, I don't know who else I'd put
Country: N/A as every country has it's pros and cons
Historical Figure: Benjamin Franklin
Waifu: Evelyn Lin
>>51604404
>is there some sort of final obligatory nation-wide exam that you have to pass in order to finish highschool?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exit_examination
>do you really have to pay for college?don't you get subsidized "slots" from the government if you did good in highschool?
Depends, you can get scholarships and state/federal sponsored free rides depending on said program. My state gives you a free ride through any public state college if your parents make a certain amount of income, low income.
>>51604636
Yes, people in our western 1st world countries have spend literally centuries upon centuries in order to get where we are.
>>51603483
lel, i wasn't meaning the genre. i talked about Dean Blunt album.
>>51604914
Did you listen to any of the links?
>>51604993
no honestly. i hate metal. thank you for posting them but i never liked metal.
>>51605091
is there any better feeling than the pride and anticipation when you've just cooked a PERFECT burger? as an american, I think not.
>>51605197
what should i do to make a girl interested in me? she honestly ignores me when i try to get close but is perfectly cool with me when speaking like a friend. she doesn't know me for much long and there is no possibility of friendzone. fuck i wish i was an insect like your gif.
Hola normies
>>51605312
>asking a weaboo homesexual for advice on women
Ask >>51605389
>>51605389
Ags best amigo please help >>51605312
>>51605312
Watch this video, it describes it perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I0iNxiICNI
It talks more about approaching women, but he also talks a lot about how women see things, and see you.
>>51605818
Cant open now
Unless this is Eggman's blackpill video it only applies to Chads
>>51605312
Aight step by step
Get yourself some grooming
Meditate erry morning
Do squats or do some lifting if possible
The former will raise yiur testosterone levels and help younwith your look..... Then
Engage that girl
Learn to be funny and easygoing
Be honest
Cut the crap and say what yiu want
Do that and you'll be a pussy terminator
>>51605876
fuck off
>>51605826
>Skrillex haircut
>Writes an article about white emojis
>Surname is Zimmerman
I'd still peg her honestly
>>51605818
i will check that vid. thanks.
>>51605881
>cut the crap and say what you want
just thinking about this. i will directly declare her my feelings i guess instead of mind games.
thanks my best amigo.
>>51605826
fuck this world, honestly. Just one reason more to take a bullet to the head. I can't take this shit anymore.
>>51606011
Good choice
>>51606011
Just b urself
>>51606011
Don't talk about your feelings with women EVER
They'll see you us weak and view you as a little bitch
>>51606292
I'm not wrong
>>51606572
>>51606064
>I can't take this shit anymore.
Take a break from internet for a while.
>new melt-banana tour has a show in cleveland
I think this is the first time a concert I actually want to go to is within a reasonable distance
>>51606292
>>51606600
Oklahomo honestly the worst poster ITT. Off yourself lad, all you do is shitpost.
>>51606600
Nice argument
>>51606721
>melt-banana
good taste senpai
Went to see them in July here in Winnipeg, the show was fantastic
>>51604728
thanks m8
>mfw i saw those exit exams subjects
you really have an easy time until you get to college
>>51606735
Dude brah chill. Maybe you should be less butthurt?
>>51606740
You want 3 paragraphs saying why your advise is shallow and based off of /sp/ /r9k/ dude bro alpha beta fallacy?
>>51606721
>>51606897
>tfw no bands I like ever come to my city
>>51606957
This was the first time in a long while that any band I've ever been interested in has come, you're not alone on that one.
>>51606948
Sure give it a go
I'm speaking from experience here. Women want a man who can protect them and not a whiny bitch with feelings
Can state flags be filtered?
>>51606957
>tfw they used to never come here but after our NBA team came we suddenly got more people
>tfw nobody to see it with so I miss out on all of it
>>51607033
Yeah you need to use CSS.
>>51607033
who do you want to filter?
>>51606605
It's not only the internet, it's also on television, the newspapers and the radio.
"Hurr help the refugges, if you are white and speak out against this you are a nazi. Durr making fun of christianity is okay, but making fun of the islam should be permitted by law. Fuck this country, I'm so done with it. I can already tell you what will happen.
At carneval there'll sure be attacks with a lot of deads and injured people. Turns out the attackers were disguised as "refugees". People will get mad and claim how nobody could have forseen something like this and how they were against immigration the whole time. They'll present themselves as innocent lambs again. People from around the world will start retarded twitter trends like #prayfortheworld #notinmyname or what ever. You know how this goes.
>>51607017
Well, there's a band I do like from Calgary, but I got on the hype train a little late and they're in the UK atm, going to Australia next then probably not going to tour for a while. I'm sure they'll come here some time next year though.
>>51606897
they're touring with napalm death and melvins
I dunno if melt-banana's only opening or what but I'm kinda excited
>>51606957
nobody good's ever come to my city desu
even this show's in a different city like 2 hours away
>>51607146
Goddamn I'm jealous.
Napalm Death are fucking incredible.
>>51607146
3 hours to the next major city, and if an artist makes one stop in Alberta, it's pretty much always in Calgary. I don't mind driving myself there, it's a nice city to take a weekend in, the trick is convincing somebody to come with me.
I want to fuck every asian I see
Are they just that pretty or do I have yellow fever?
Wew
more insecure people= more shekels
See you later white brethren
Do any /cum/rades want to play something on Steam?
>>51607249
yellow fever
but don't worry, I'm in the same boat as you bud.
>>51607178
there's a few stops in canada too, I dunno if any of them are close to you though
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/melvins-napalm-death-plot-spring-savage-imperial-death-march-tour-20151201
>>51607221
most bands that come here usually go to cleveland or columbus
I'm probably just going to go by myself if I do end up going
>>51607330
The maymays say that you have a lot of asian girls. Must be nice if it's true.
so i was going at this girls cunt with my fingers right and i'm in there and i'm trying to make her cum before i even take my dick out becuase that's just the kind of gentleman i am, right? anyway i'm fingering her and she starts yelling and screaming and hollering "oh fuck! oh fuck!" so i figure i'm doing a good job, eh? well you'll never guess but the next thing i know she's shat all over her bed, big, liquidy shit. naturally, given the positioning at the time, my hand and forearm get smeered all over with shit. and i mean just covered. at this point we're both kind of in shock right? well i had forgotten that my fingers were still inside of her cunt for like a good 15 seconds. once i realize, of course i pull them out, clean as a whistle.
and you know what this bitch says? you know what she fucking says right then? she says "it's like you got a dipped cone at the ice cream shop." she has the fucking nerve to say that to me after having just shat all over my arm. naturally, i cut her up into little bits and shoved her into a black garbage bag.
>>51607093
Yes, I'm well-aware of the bs. It can be ignored.
Abstain from all forms of media for some time, at least the sources where there's a prevalence of negativity (i.e 4chan). It renders toxic when focused on too much.
I've felt the need to do this before. Occupy yourself with outdoor activities or anything worthwhile in the meantime if you can.
Greetings, /cum/lords
How does your Sisyphean struggle fare today?
>>51607489
I'm already doing my best, but the topic comes up all the time.
>outwith friends
"Have you heard about this new stuff concerning immigrants"
>in the university
"See you can apply this sceeme to the refugee-crisis"
>at the way to the bus
Some dumb poster tells you to donate, or antifas stickers/ graffiti everywhere.
You literally can't escape this topic anymore.
>>51607393
Yeah none in Winnipeg unfortunately.
>>51607023
First off, women do want you to talk about your feeling, how do you get to know someone in the first place? What you may have been trying to say is they don't want your feelings all the time, always negative or whiny. They also don't tend to think in such ways as "he's a little bitch," That's some Chad type shit. Not /r9k/ chad, just stereotype Chad "alpha male" behavior.
If you never talk to a women about feelings, what the fuck is wrong with you? Would you never talk about your feelings with any other person? If so you are a weirdo that may shoot up a building. It's more so needed with someone you want to win the affections of. Thinking in extremes like you did in your post is the type of insecure drawl that gets thrown around on the website a lot, a lot of bad, horrible, rotten advise that creates then never ending cycle of feels generated by like minded people that never leave that hole they dug for themselves.
Another thing, a lot of the advise people throw on 4chan in general, as well as this thread, is very selfish and one sided. It's always assumed from the get go that you are the problem, that it is something you are doing or looks wrong with you that makes a girl not like you. When what the first thing you should be doing is analyzing your target. If you want a girl, you analyze that girl and find out if she is compatible to YOU, not the other way around. Changing yourself only gets so far, because it is a shallow attempt that will ultimately never truly change your self. It is just a lie, to yourself and those around you. If a girl doesn't want to go into a romantic relationship with you, then there's not much you can do. Be honest, try to show emotion, but don't come off needy and overly emotional. Just talk to them like you want to be talked to, talk to others.
Any girl that wants a terminator for a bf isn't a girl you want to be messing with. Childishly thinking you can be some terminator in itself is retarded.
Be real, Don't be fake.
>>51607819
You first meet people based off of physical appearance. Women aren't so much concerned with getting to know their mate as they are choosing one based off of characteristics they judge would make them a good protector and owner of them in a sense. These are based entirely off of physical characteristics along with an aggressive personality. They want someone who can take charge of any situation and especially the woman themselves.
Why would anyone talk to women about their feelings? Women completely lack any sort of real empathy and theory of seld, and I pity the person who wants women to pretend to care about their problems. That's what's so great about the internet. Women repress men's emotions to the point men cant even discuss them with other men in the real world, but online we're free from such social pressures.
I do agree with not changing yourself for women though. It's dumb and there's no point in pretending to be someone you aren't.
Where is everyone?
>>51607819
>First off, women do want you to talk about your feeling
That depends on the feelings. ime they're incapable of empathizing with common male problems and feelings.
..Not everyone is your personal therapist. I've learned this the hard way. Some things are better left unsaid.
It's better to conceal your emotions (given they're negative, I see you've covered this) until the appropriate opportunity comes to express them.. which is never with women who're not on a family-familiar level.
I've had to request a change of therapist twice, not because of discomfort stemming from the problems I had discussed, but because my opinions never coincided with theirs, which led to obvious tension (both females, never had this issue with my male therapist or psychiatrist, who could both seemingly handle contradicting opinions as everyone in this profession should be able to).
Which topics are you suggesting are safe to converse with women subjectively? I find it extremely difficult to strike up a meaningful conversation with a female... because there's little that can be discussed without treading on sensitive grounds.
>If so you are a weirdo that may shoot up a building.
I see.
Sum. - just bee yuurself
This jaded advice is feeble. Your lack of empathy leads me to believe you may be a female yourself.. and females are not so great at giving males advice on how to approach/speak with them.. as they lack the ability to accurately introspect... as well as maintain logical consistency.
>>51608615
>Women completely lack any sort of real empathy and theory of seld (assuming self)
You slander "women" as some group separate from humanity, man, like some foreign separate species.
You slander women as some emotionless natural selection Darwinistic analyzing machine.
You assume women are some repressive force that allow no emotion from anyone along with themselves.
And your pic is the icing on the cake.
You think women are robots. You no longer see them as humans, emotional creatures.
You are a lost cause.
You live in a world I will never know. Because it isn't the real world.
I miss playing this game.
When is the /r9k/ vs /a/ fight
>>51609184
Just finished coaching a client
>>51609538
A lot of /r9k/ is /a/ and a lot of /a/ is /r9k/
Fighting each other would be like stabbing yourself.
>>51609622
I'm confused. Who is the antagonist in this general
>>51609506
That's because you're attractive and confident so you never have to so much as think about these things
Women just fall into your lap and you think your advice works for everyone
>>51609689
Anon, generals aren't stories.
There is no antagonist.
That's childish.
If that was so, then everyone here is the antagonist, there is no protagonist. Nobody here is the main character.
>>51609506
See pic
>>51609783
I'm none of these things.
>>51609885
>>51609689
Jotolisco and his gang of cressdressing faggots
>>51609783
No, you're blaming your own personal shortcomings on women and not yourself.
>>51609885
>boys are better than girls
in other news, water is wet.
>>51609885
Lel, typical betafag rhetorics
>>51609914
I find that incredibly hard to believe given your worldview
You're at least 5/10
>>51609999
Quads confirm
Have you ever triggered someone who makes fun of triggering?
Red Dawn is the most ridiculous movie ever and it shows pretty well how it's so easy to make fun of americans.
>>51609987
This.
It's not women's fault he's socially retarded.
If he truly cared about getting a GF, then he would focus on self-improvement instead of blaming everyone else.
He is acting exactly like r9k characterizes women: "Men see a mountain top and aspire to climb it, Women complain there is a mountain top and you should accept them at the bottom of the mountain."
>>51610194
I'm already at the mountaintop
I've improved myself as much as possible and it's still not enough for modern women
>>51609485
>Your lack of empathy leads me to believe you may be a female yourself
God damn, this is some horrible deduction.
You talk to a women like you talk to anyone else. Talk about what you like, what she likes, what you do, what she does. Even if it's generic shallow dribble, it works in the very first stages. After you've become friends, unless she asks you for it earlier in the stage, you can talk to her about more deeper, less shallow, feelings. Usually when it comes to feelings, it's the deal maker or breaker.
And so what. That is who you are. If they have an emotional investment in you, they won't leave. If you've become their friend. They won't leave over something like this unless, your're talking about killing people or something else drastic and disturbing.
What do you personally define as male problems and feelings, feelings so foreign to a women as if she's an alien from another planet, maybe Venus? As if she herself has never had an experience with a male in her life.
>>51610255
you can only improve an inherently flawed being so much, at the end it's still flawed.
>>51609999
>>51610078
I don't know if I should be laughing at you, feeling complemented, or extremely depressed.
>>51610255
Then you're overrating your own efforts
Don't worry, many people falls victim of some paradigmas they're unable to see
>>51610260
quit responding to him you retard
>>51610260
>doesn't deny she's a female
Opinion completely discarded
You cannot talk to women like you do men; that's just the truth of it. Also it is impossible for women to comprehend life as a man, to have absolutely no one give a shit about you
>>51610422
You're right.
I've been foiled.
I'm a girl.
I feel no shame in being one.
And I feel no shame in any of the things I said.
Teehee silly boy.
>>51610514
I really dont care. Just dont think you can give any sort of advice on women. Yoh say you want a nice caring guy, but in reality you want to be treated like garbage and gang banged by 5 guys under a bridge
>>51610514
Apparently you are a QT as well
mates, i think i will call her for a lunch and be relaexed.
is first date too early for asking her phone number?
R8 my room
>>51610728
Hmm people usually have her phone number before first date
>>51610698
Yes, even better. Glad to know by words alone I'm a 10/10.
>>51610395
If one of my goals in life wasn't to talk to stupid people, I wouldn't be on 4chan.
>shootings in san bernandino
>"Omg stop white men and guns!"
>one is saeed farook
>"He could be a white baptist!, it was just workplace violence!"
>he's confirmed devout muslim by his father
>"OY VEY MEN ARE EVIL"
>his wife is a paki who also participated in the shootings
>"OY VEY GUN CONTROL"
>they also had multiple IEDS, and GoPro cameras
Liberal apologist mudslime loving kek scum on suicide watch
>>51610757
Too cluttered.
>>51610868
>he doesn't agree with my warped worldview so he's obviously stupid
Epic
>>51610757
Where are the fucking piss bottles? Normie shit.
>>51610868
he's not a run-of-the-mill retard
he spams his shit every thread in the hopes of getting people like you to respond and spin the thread into a bigger pile of shit than usual
just ignore him
I saw the sky break and thought the sun would stay,
I waited, turned out I was wrong all the way,
It's getting dark again, the fog returns,
eventhough I know behind those dark grey clouds the sun still burns,
I was waiting for the sun to show,
I wasted my time that's what I know.
The rain fell down,
and in its flood I'm about to drown.
The last ship left the habour years ago,
and all I know is that these feelings grow,
The time keeps on passing, the sun comes back,
But my soul's covered in the shadows black,
I lay down on the grass to find some peace,
I wate for a wonder to release
me from these thoughts of eternal night,
And decide to keep on waiting for sunlight.
I know it's gay, but I feel better now.
>>51610970
>every poster with feels is lmm
>>51610763
>>51610830
but i know her in person. i see her nearly everyday. i could easily ask for a date and number. i think she will like my social skills and friendly charm. after having her number, i will gain her heart.
>>51610970
Ah this meme again
You guys really suck at this
>>51611118
Sounds like a good plan lad
I hate work
>>51611229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U
>>51611229
I miss work
Gotta poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEM8-Gbknk
>>51611229
I love it Tbh buddy
