Wealthiest NEET in the thread edition
janny's gonna do his NUT
fuck off literal billionaire
inb4 janitorial action
>>51594435
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>51594468
I earn more than he'll ever earn. I could buy him out.
>>51594460
the fuck are tags?
>Literall evolved THC receptors in our brain that react to THC
>Smoking Cannabis is bad
nytol codeine weed and diazepam
very nice
>3 /brit/ threads up at once
Yuno
Starting to suspect my oneitis might just be toying with me for her own entertainment lads.
>>51594500
I like dem black gurls
>>51594509
everyone reply to this man and laugh at him
>>51594513
DUDE
>>51594555
;_;
was going to pull the trigger on this lads but pa said no
:^( was going to be steve mcqueen :^(
Are muslims just too dangerous to keep around lads?
>>51594577
>Motorbikes
>>51594513
B L A Z E I T
>>51594513
>stoner science
It is bad though, have fun reading these, if you still have the attention span for it:
http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/research-reports/marijuana/references
Lads cure for the old alco poisoning please
Benched 100kg for five reps this morning lads.
>>51594513
HAHA DUDE
DUDE
NO WAIT DUDE
TRUST ME DUDE
WHEN YOU SMOKE WEED YOU CAN TRANSCEND DIMENSIONS DUDE WATCH
*inhales*
haha.. dude lets get some doritos i'm so high got the munchies dude hahaaaaa
MATE
CANNABIS
AHAHA
>people want to send planes to bomb muslims being muslims in their own fucking countries
>people actually think David "600,000 immigrants a year" Cameron is le ebin kebab remover
>>51594612
.gov
Really now
>>51594615
pickle water
thinking of ordering a cheeky full English takeaway to eat in the office lads, shall I do it?
>>51594577
your dad's a wasteman Tbh
>>51594606
jog on you bedroom urchin
>>51594598
i think most would say yes
but what's interesting is this is the first time i've seen the media be ambiguous and benign about ethnicity, race and motivations. they definitely do not want to stir the pot. racism in this country is already bad enough
>>51594635
good post
>>51594612
>Believing literal propaganda
>>51594637
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
BLUD
DOOB
LOOOOL
>>51594648
>Ids a gonspirazy :DDD
All the papers are from respectable journals.
PUTTING UP THE DECCIES TONIGHT LADS
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Yuno
>>51594637
>"Cameron will start cracking-down on immigration any day now"
>>51594657
could probably pressure him into it agreeing w me but he reckons it'll be unreliable and costly
needs $150 worth of work but nothing really, first bike too
>>51594690
>believing the propaganda of people who want to make money
>believing literal advertisements
>>51594598
>a reason for a shooting doesn't matter
okay
>>51594690
>if the research doesn't agree with my worldview then it is evul propaganda
>>51594612
The argument isn't that weed is safe, it's that it isn't any more deadly than the other poisons we consume like nicotine, alcohol and sugar.
>>51594637
>people actually think David "600,000 immigrants a year" Cameron is le ebin kebab remover
This t b h. The same people who call Corbyn Jihadi Jez and talk about how he's a kuck have no problem bumming off David "Call Them Daesh Because They Don't Represent Le Religion Of Peace Islam" Cameron.
gotta go out in a bit
to the shops haha
might get a christmas present or two
>>51594797
It's fucking deadly lad
vvvRROMMM VVVVRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYOOOMMMMM alri *waves* NNNYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
am i in lads? still on the spews shes a lesbian lmao
>>51594819
So is alcohol
>>51594811
Haha yeah presents for the lads and everything
>>51594794
>Government literally fires and ostracises scientists who aren't 100% anti-drug
>Still trusting them to tell you whether or not drugs are safe
>>51594797
DUDE WEED IS BASICALLY SUGAR LMAO
>>51594849
ahahaha yeah
the lads
>>51594840
this is not how you court a maiden
>>51594842
Name 1 person who died from alcohol
>>51594840
>>51594886
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
im going to do an epic post in a minute
it will have guaranteed replies
Going to Aldi lads anyone want anything?
>>51594894
George Best
>>51594840
>nah oi legit suss out that link
>[hearts for eyes emoji]
>:^)
>mandem
Senpai...
>>51594910
Beaten to it by this lad >>51594917
>>51594886
this
>>51594925
whats the problem? d(=.=)b
>>51594840
is this lil sweet priscilla, the hole-in-the-heart filler? prissicila the schooner to my tiller? prisicilla the bedroom killer?
>>51594917
quavers
>>51594917
Yes lad, get us some of that chili chocolate please and a bottle of Hobgoblin, ta x
>>51594797
It has significant effects on memory and brain development though. No one is arguing that it is any more toxic than regular smoking.
>>51594861
>all science is funded by le evul gubberment and so cannot be trusted
>>51594910
don't think it can get much better than this one you've posted already
set the bar pretty high tbf
(You)
>>51594947
fuck off Mr. pajama wearin', basket face, slipper wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-bile-maw, bleathering gomreil, jesse oaf-lookin' stoner, nyaff plookie shan, milk drinkin, soy-facedshilpit , mim-moothed, snivelin' worm-eyed hotten-blaugh, vile stoogic, cally-breek-tattie
cholula is the best hot sauce to be honest
reminder
>>51595035
>>51594981
>No one is arguing that it is any more toxic than regular smoking.
If it's not more toxic then it should be legal.
If smoking is the litmus test of how poisonous something can be and still remain legal then there's no reason weed is banned
Am Suppose Ta Go Ta Gym But Honestly Its 10pm And I Cannot Be Bothered
Smash Dat Reply Button 100
>>51595035
yeah fair
>>51595035
That's just like, your opinion tomodachi
>>51595088
SAIL
>>51595053
Mercury isn't directly toxic but it's still banned in food products because it has unpleasant effects on your brain.
>but muh freedom to turn myself into a drooling vegetable
saw an old man who looked like a cross between that wise old chinese man on the bus and moleman from the simpsons earlier
should probably do something but i'm not going to
>>51594598
Lmao
Gotta love muzzies constantly going on the attack after there has been a terrorist attack
Anime
>>51595157
Swear To God That Damn Teeth Robot THing Ever Come At Me I'll Smooth Move Country Lmfao Dyinn 100
Hit That Reply Button
>>51595208
good post
I can smell ethylphenidate coming from somewhere...
Been to 11 foreign countries in the past 6 months
>>51594612
>>51594981
>>51595183
Straight Up Ya Boy Ever Starrt Watchin That Japanese Girly Cartoon Shit Bruh Get His Hormone Levels Checked Bruh Dey Unbalanced Lmaooo... Word Tho Report Him Cos He Unstable Lmao Srs Tho :L :L :L 100
Absolutely bucketing down lads
reckon there'll be floods
>>51595246
how many non-foreign?
>>51595239
>>51595246
which ones?
>>51595301
enough about your filthy mum
>>51595217
THIS IS HOW I SHOW MY LOVE
Weed is legal in North Korea for fucks sake
>>51595301
Hopefully it's enough to water the potatoes so you don't starve to death again
>>51595246
do you feel wiser? what country is your favorite?
>>51595304
you have my permission to keep making these good posts
1500 word essay due this time tomorrow, haven't even started.
>>51595183
>but muh freedom to get cancer
wish i was dead
>>51595336
> you are alive
>>51595332
USA
>>51595370
>>51595370
not for long *sharpens katana*
Another day under oppressive gun control laws
>>51595390
>>51595394
> you were born to serve our Lord Jesus Christ and to PRAAAAISE HIM, OH ALMIGHTY, PRAAAISE HIM OH LOOORD
Went for a job interview yesterday lads and they said that I'd know either way within 24 hours.
It's been 22 hours and I've not heard anything. Is it safe to say they're confirming the other candidate before rejecting me?
>>51595312
>>51595323
>>51595417
Ring em and ask, the worst they can say is no
>>51595381
that's cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5TpUKvjCwI
OH PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY
MAY WE FOREVER RECEIVE HIS GRACE ON HIIIGH
>>51595370
>>51595390
>>51595403
>>51595414
>>51595422
>>51594803
>Dave 'I'll read your emails and texts because of terrorist threats' Cameron
>Dave 'if your gf sits on your face, you have no place' Cameron
>Dave 'I'll reduce immigration but this is a Muslim nation' Cameron
>Dave 'Scrap the NHS, fucking pigs is best' Cameron
>Dave 'Let the psycopaths in and make it illegal to defend your kin' Cameron
>the drug war began in 1971 when the anti war counterculture movement was heavily associated with drug use
>but that's just a coincidence and govts just really care about our wellbeing
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AY STRAIGHT UP
AYYY
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JUST SENPAI MY WAHEY LADS
JU
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AND WUZ
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JUST
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FAMMMMMMM
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LAMILY
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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UP
FLAD
fucking hell lads have you seen the weather forecast for south London tonight? big fucking rain storm incoming
im shagging a bird in my car tonight as well, should be comfy as fuck with the rain hammering down in a nice country lane
>>51595403
>go outside
>don't get shot
feels good, mang
>>51595403
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/australia-enjoys-another-peaceful-day-under-oppressive-gun-control-regime/
>You were born just to die
>Your life is ultimately pointless
>Nothing you do in life actually matters in the grand scheme of things
>>51595444
impressive
>>51595466
why don't you just off yourself you nonce haahahaha
Considering proposing to my gf but we've only been together for six months lads.
She's eight years younger than me (I'm 29) and finishing uni soon.
I'm worried her parents might be against it. The family moved here from Poland in 2008 and I'm not sure how they'd react although her father seems to like me.
>>51595464
Australia still has Handguns.
We should legalise handguns for licenced holders in the UK.
>>51595446
>south London
>>51595466
Evolve into a cosmic entity
>>51595497
>Australia still has Handguns.
i dont think we do?
>>51595497
should have voted ukip
WWHEN YA TRIPPS GET
THE
FAMMMMMMMM
WUZ
THAT
ALBERTO
KEKING
ME LADS
????????
A POEM
T. JANNY
"JANNY"
JUST
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DUDE
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*SMOKES*
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>>51595492
Cause I'm not actually depressed even though I realise that. I don't give a fuck.
>that socialist moron on DP
LMAO
>>51595496
> falling for the vaginal jew
>>51595440
10/10
>>51595466
>>51595496
>we've only been together for six months lads.
>babby's first relationship
live together for at least 3 years before proposing you twat. as they say; marry in haste, repent at leisure.
>>51595466
You have been deceived.
Seek salvation in Jesus Christ.
>>51595528
>tfw UKIP will never turn us into Australia
>>51595524
>A common misconception is that firearms are illegal in Australia and that no individual may possess them. Although it is true that Australia has tough firearms laws, rifles and shotguns (both of which include semi-automatics), as well as handguns, are all legal.
Who else here a societal parasite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTTa8Otd8Sg thread theme
>>51595533
> 55
> 33
CHECK OUT THIS ABSOLUTE MAAAADMAAAAAAN LAAAADS WOOOOO
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>>51595569
>as well as handguns, are all legal.
pretty sure its just sport handguns
>>51595546
She seems like a good enough girl and she's very conservative so no sex before marriage.
>>babby's first relationship
Bit thirsty but not a virgin here tbqh.
>>51595593
nice single
>>51595553
You Brits are lucky you colonised the world so you'll have places to go when your own country turns to shit
where can i buy some decent beer online lads
want to get shitfaced on something that isn't stella
>Thinking you can take gun control laws from other countries and that they'd work in America.
>>51595603
>no sex before marriage
10 bucks says she's been cheating on you this entire time. you're her side guy
>>51595616
May I suggest you purchase some fine American microbrews? :)
>What do we want
>Peace
>When do we want it
>Now
Great lads, the way to get rid of ISIS is protest
>>51595614
All the former colonies are going to shit in the same respects as us, though.
>>51595570
nah, i actually do quite good things for society.
and will do even greater things in 1.5 years when i graduate.
but my course is NHS funded so i guess that counts as parasitic even though I'll be paying it back through work later on
>>51595496
>6 months
>She's only 21.
Sounds a bit rash lad. I don't know your specifics but it's probably a bad idea.
I wouldn't worry about the Polish thing. My gf's Polish, they seem pretty chill about marriage and that
>>51595597
They're still handguns, no handguns are legal in Britain except for black powder. It's utterly ridiculous.
>Oh I want to shoot someone should I spend 6 months obtaining a licence and then buying an olympic grade match pistol for £3,000 or should I just buy a £100 illegal handgun from dave at the pub?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI
>>51595603
Trust me mate, you have the rest of your life to live together. If she really loves you, she won't mind living with you for 3 years before marrying. It might seem "romantic" to propose out of the blue but remember, you'll have the rest of your life to live with that decision. Three years is enough to really get to know her. Just going off my own parent's advice, they're still happily married 50 years later.
oldham by election today lads vote wisely
keep in mind labour won by a 15k majority in the ge
http://strawpoll.me/6165912
http://strawpoll.me/6165912
>>51595616
Why the internet? Why not just go to the shops and get ales or different lagers from around the world.
>>51595619
There is no good solution. If the terrorists that participated in the attack yesterday couldn't purchase firearms legally or illegally they would have found some other lethal device to carry it out.
>>51595466
>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the universe
>feels like just yesterday you were 16 and now you're in your twenties
>you look at the time and realise you've wasted the day on /brit/ again
>there's million of beautiful women and you still dont have one, by the time you get one she'll be all used up
>>51595683
I'm not going to survive three years without sex la.
>>51595653
We've successfully stopped the boats.
>>51595683
This.
I have had three relationships that lasted more than two years. Six months is nowhere near enough time to decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone.
>>51595656
I think most people would like to take a positive role in society and that it's a lack of means or knowledge that keeps them from doing so.
What are your plans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqBFVIhMuqk
why are yanks so useless?
>10 police officers unleashes multiple rounds into a single person who walked slightly forward
>>51595705
>100 years from now we'll have immortality
>We will be the last generation to die.
We were born at literally the worst possible time.
>>51595713
Australia still accepts a great deal of immigrants from the third world. All the anglo nations do.
>>51595712
>being religious
>>51595691
because i don't like leaving the house
Still to figure out what gender hilary benn is
good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting thats some goodshitposting rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shitposting
>>51595736
All those guns make them paranoid. Would hate to be a PO in the US desu.
>>51595764
We integrate them better. Also, our general population and politicians can see the disaster in Europe and I believe we've reached a consensus to avoid it as a nation.
>>51595755
>>51595755
Imagine being in your 60s or 70s when the immortality injections come out and you find out it only works on young people
>>51595735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupational_therapy
>>51595755
this makes me ponder
would you choose to become immortal if it meant you were sterile?
>>51595736
I believe conflicts such as this are due to the way police are being trained in use of force.
OLD /brit/
>craven
>crisps
>slags
>are nige
>masiebro
>anglosphere (no yanks)
CURRENT /brit/
>lisicki
>shit
>zipperhead rats
>weebs
>carafag
>yanks and continentals
>>51595817
>disaster in Europe
get this right so me lads like you working tomorrow and im like nah and then I fucking realise that today is thursay right? like all day right i thought it was fucking wednesday
proper trip it was but im not working anyay aha
>wanting to be immortal
literally why
>>51595796
Did you perchance get your shitposting degree at /gsg/?
>>51595853
Hello, I am American.
>can't watch tv without hearing about fucking syria
what do lads.
*search my name on twitter*
>>51595887
️️️️️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes thats some goodmemes rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self ️️ i say so ️️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM️️ HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ️️ ️ ️ ️Good memes
>>51595887
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>51595898
watch anime instead
>>51595853
>lisicki
>implying he's not the best meme /brit/ has ever produced
>>51595898
hijack a vanguard submarine and nuke the whole region so we don't have to hear about it anymore
>>51595712
>marriage must be the immediate reaction
Literally just have a wank la'
Literally tired 24/7 this time of year tbph
How will this problem with Muslims all end lads? I can't think of any solution at all. They are European citizens now with just as much right as us to decide how our countries are governed it's depressing
>>51595808
>spent billions of tax payers money on 2cool4u cars and expensive websites
>get to shoot on a daily base
i see why people could join 2bh
>>51595853
are nige isn't old /brit/ at all
Just finished my immunology presentation lads
Fucking bricked it but at least managed to get my timing right
>>51595948
devilish
I don't believe it lads
I've got a job.
A proper fucking 22k a year laptop, car and Ipad included job.
I don't believe it.
>>51595958
>muzzie domination (current path)
>R A C E W A R
>A
>C
>E
>W
>A
>R
choose 1
>>51595958
Get an aluminum baseball bat and swing it straight through an imam's head. Defile the body and await the chimpout and government crackdown.
>>51595853
zipperhead rats?
>>51595986
What was it on?
>>51596006
What machine la?
>>51596006
Doing what la?
Good shit
>>51596020
Asians/kpop
Listen to me very very carefully. I have lost all drive, motivation, direction, or ambition. I wake up and fall asleep in a miasmatic haze of drugs. I am in a constant cycle of caffeine, alcohol, and THC, self-medicating and self-intoxicating in a vain attempt to make the pain go away. I browse 4chan and reddit and facebook and wikipedia and news sites and little blogs and other fora looking, seeking, hoping, begging for something, something valuable, something real, something to give me the vaguest, foggiest notion of what to do or where to go. I make and share and consume meme after meme, new memes, old memes, forced memes, dead memes, anything at all to fill in the space. To disguise the nothingness of what goes on. But there is nothing, no catharsis nor panacea for this sickness, this utter paralytic disease of the mind. My soul itself is rotten and decaying, and I do not longer wish it convalescence. It is undeserving. Today I woke sober for the first time in three months, and I've finally found the truth. That there is no reason, no ultimate knowledge, no final, unifying salubrious idea that will finally bring me peace. I have accepted my death and I pray to any God that might listen to pity me and understand that although I have failed I have tried.
>>51596006
>iPad
Living the life.
>>51595958
if russia and turkey declare war on each other the muslims will be the last of our worries
>>51596006
Well done Ed.
world's pissing me off today lads
>>51596040
Working for some multi billion pound evil company in their public affairs (writing their press releases and making them look good and lobbying politicians)
>>51596031
Steel cutting machine. Can't wait. Arrogant students BTFO
>>51596055
The Turks are on the side of the mozlems
>>51596030
Immunoassays, ELISA and shit
>>51596006
what car?
lucky cunt btw
Why does the US keep funding Isis?
>>51596017
>>51596013
>racewar
Realistically though that will probably never happen. After WW2 the vast majority of people would never even consider it an option
awoo~ come join me anon-kun~ x3
>>51596047
You haven't tried shit you lazy cunt
t. Allah
>>51596083
No idea. They said nothing about it at interview.
>History is useless they said
Just bought an iphone 6s plus
what the fuck do I do with it now.
Looked outside
It is raining after all
Thought the Irish lad was lieing
>>51596075
they're flinging turds compared to a war between russia/china and NATO
Lads aldi is on fucking point this chrismas.
My local Is full of Christmas sweets and snacks for cheap
>>51596095
ye
the muzzies have won
just have to hope i die before it happens
>>51596086
>How the west fights ISIL
>targets assad's forces an ignores ISIL
>how Russia fights ISIL
>targets FSA forces and ignores ISIL
>>51596123
use it a lot in public spaces, preferably coffee shops
>>51596074
What's your previous experience?
>>51595958
Already happening/happened:
>gradual decline in freedoms/liberties
>decline of unified national identities due to conflicting minorities
>increase in terrorism/violence/crime
>political correctness infiltrating educational institutions
>increasing representation of Islam in politics
>civil unrest
Yet to happen:
>civil war
>military coups
>state enforced political/religious persecution
>large scale terror attacks that would dwarf 9/11
>WW3
>>51596123
charge it up by microwaving it
Turns out it's "lying"
>>51596144
But I have never drank coffee.
>>51596079
noice, isn't that what they use horseshoe crab blood for?
>>51596123
Question why you didn't just get an iPad and kept your old phone.
>>51596164
that has literally nothing to do with it
>>51596152
Fuck all.
Been sat on my arse for six months after leaving uni doing absolutely nothing.
No idea how I got invited to interview or blagged through it desu because there were points where I had to make shit up about things I did at uni despite the role saying I needed 2 years experience already.
>>51596153
>political correctness infiltrating educational institutions
>increasing representation of Islam in politics
I feel this is the point we are at now, I'm not sure how it will all play out in the future.
I can't see native Europeans doing anything until it's too late
> May i see your passport?
> It's a """""""""""""""""""""Great""""""""""""""""""""""" Britain passport
> mfw
>>51596171
Never heard of that la, maybe
Horseradish peroxidase?
Imagine sitting in your home in Glasgow. Imagine Glasgow being a vulnerable city where there was already enough turmoil. Imagine knowing a rich country overseas were currently having a debate about whether your country should be bombed. Imagine sitting in your home and just waiting for the answer. Waiting for a bomb to hit your house in a few hours. Imagine your sister or brother was out and you weren't sure if you would see them again. Imagine your dad at work. Imagine he never came home. Imagine you never saw your family again. Imagine your home destroyed. Imagine your best friend's home being destroyed. Imagine lying in bed shaking with fear not knowing if you're going to wake up tomorrow. Open your heart and put yourself in that position.
>>51596227
Wew
Sounds mental, was your degree relevant?
>>51596261
are you a border security?
