trap god edition
cara
postin itt
Need a hobby lads
lads
New board lads!
What a time to be alive!
kinda wish i was sorta british sometimes desu
>>51438737
>What a time to be alive!
good mixtape
for real though how hard is it to immigrate to the UK from the US given a masters degree, some money, and a clean record? Im legit curious
2 cop or not 2 cop?
>>51438737
Where?
>>51438771
You seem to be confused, it's impossible to move from the UK to America, not the other way around.
>>51438760
was decent but completely forgettable and also dishonourable to try and charge for a mixtape
>>51438771
fuck off we dont want you
pretty yank girls are allowed though
>>51438771
you can't and won't. stop daydreaming.
>>51438771
dunno lol
>>51438484
might check out album
>>51438635
its just a laziness thing
>>51438771
american emigration laws are bullshit, so you probably cant do it
you could get a business visa and work in the UK until you could get a green card, but you'd still have to pay US taxes
>>51438777
personally dont like the colour lad
just dropped £500 on myself buying my own christmas present haha
feels weird knowing i'm more shredded than anyone here
reposting for the benefit of our spooky skeleton friend
>>51438627
>you can't gain muscle when you have no fat
why do people who are tiny think they know how to gain size? Look senpai, >>>/fit/, read the fucking sticky and get in the fucking gym
she's never going to be my gf is she lads?
>>51438856
>but you'd still have to pay US taxes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>amerikuks
>>51438771
US emigration are literally don't worry youre here forever status 2bh
>>51438884
i want to lick that body
>>51438814
i don't think drake is contractually allowed to release free music
>>51438884
fuck off tiny
see above
>>51438884
tiny? I thought you killed yourself
hungry so i ate some food now i'm not hungry lol
>>51438912
who?
>Watching any media from the Nazis perspective
>The Nazis call themselves "Nazi"
REEE Nazi is an insult that was only used by the Allied powers
>>51438771
you realize living standards are literally higher here or in canada right
>>51438884
fuck off tiny you little cunt
>>51438952
madman
>>51438884
pls b in london
>>51438964
Jennie lad. Try to keep up.
>>51438971
>insult
literally just short for national socialist
>>51439012
why wont she be your gf
>>51438935
bit bent
just came to a video of a married white woman getting railed over a pool table by two black lads
>>51438856
you don't actually get taxed if you're overseas iirc, but you have to lodge papers all the same then get walloped when you move back to the US
why can't I get into vidya lads? got myself a PS3 bout 3 years ago. the games were okay but so fucking repetitive and unappealing. ended up just giving the fucking to my brother
thinking of getting a PS4 or XBone but I fear the same will thing will happen. I loved games when I was a kid (Commodore 64 and mega-drive master race) but modern games just seem so boring. visually, they're extraordinary but they seem to have completely abandoned actual gameplay in favour of visuals and 'controversy'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0zjrOqRXno
TRAP GOD
TRAP GOD
IM THE TRAP GOD
YAH HERD SONNNNNN
IM THE TRAP GODDDD
>>51439037
>pool table
Fuck off yank
>lad makes a post about video games
>tell him to grow up
>actually play video games all the time
feeling absolutely F I E N D I S H right now tbqh
>>51438726
I recommend sucking dick
>>51438884
being 5' 6''
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmTXTAyMn8
tune
>>51439036
what do non benders think when they see a perfect male physique like that?
>>51439057
proper sad he died 2bh
call me at 867-5309 lads
>>51439057
rip
>>51438918
>>51438856
not true. you just have to pay taxes that you already owe. this is to prevent tax evasion. you will still file a tax return unless you give up your american citizenship but you wont actually pay US taxes
>>51439033
She doesn't find me sexually attractive
>>51439126
hello is this jenny
>>51439106
me 2 2nh
>>51439047
You've grown up and aren't a baby any more so don't like things for babies e.g video games
reading ssaras twitter. the left have already moved on to another useless debate this time with veganism
do you think lefties even know or give a fuck that they are completely incapable of winning another mainstream election?
have developed a big attraction for brazillian women
it started after seeing them clap their arses together on the word "boom"
https://youtu.be/DsmbF_TC1PM?t=46
>>51439104
that i want to have it, not lick it you scumbag
>>51439104
>tiny
>perfect
Feeling much better when slightly drunk lads.
On one hand I am less precise, less thoughtful, make more typos and other mistakes.
On the other hand, I actually do good work rather then procrastinate, interact confidently with other people rather than over-thinking my every action, and in general act with outgoing confidence rather than sterile introspection.
I understand this is unhealthy; but how do I transplant the healthy aspects of my drunk personality to may sober life?
>He doesn't dress Scumwave.
>>51439129
oh well lad my oneitis only contacts me when she wants to do drugs thats a bit worse in a way x
>>51439179
does wanting to lick it make me bent? don't really think of myself in that way 2bh
>>51439104
dont realy think much desu
impressive i guess tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo
anylad got any more choons like this?
>>51439165
>implying all the pakis don't vote left
>implying the pakis aren't outbreeding us
give it time lad
>>51439190
yeah i think i'd do better at work if i came in slightly tipsy
that reminds me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIv96reVlAE
just waiting for the other shoe to drop
does this film accurately portray life in the UK?
Where to find qt girls who are socially competent but still regard themselves as loners because they struggle to comprehend the vacuous meaningless lives of their peers? (i.e. me in female form)
>>51439247
you want to lick my body and are trying to claim you aren't bent? how much ket have you taken lol
>>51439190
yeah I'm still wondering this
New thread
>>51439145
>>51439145
>>51439145
>>51439145
>>51439261
not really. pakis have shops to inherit so they won't want corbyn taking it all
Been in an LDR with a chinese bird for 3 years lads
Pretty sure she doesnt feel any feels or have any plans to be with me any more (though she once did), but we still talk daily out of habit i guess
other problem is i might just be second guessing her so i dont want to ruin everything.
>why haven't you met her yet
we're both too poor, i'm pretty sure she works in a sweatshop or some shit and i'm a neet so its a bit flimsy.
>>51439069
wat
>>51439303
they don't exist, sorry lad
>>51439294
yes
>>51439309
tiny mate
fuck off yeah
wasteman
>>51439362
>dating a gook
Is sexual liberation really "liberation"?
Weigh in, /brit/
life was better in the friend zone lads
>>51439409
Yep
>>51439254
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>>51439309
Show us your cock
>>51439303
>struggle to comprehend the vacuous meaningless lives of their peers
>socially competent
>>51439409
not really, it's just changed which side of the fence is demonised 2bh
promiscuous has become the norm and virginity/inexperience have become demonised more so than before.
>>51439362
>3 year LDR
>with a chink
jenna
>Where to find qt girls who are socially competent but still regard themselves as loners because they struggle to comprehend the vacuous meaningless lives of their peers? (i.e. me in female form)
>>51439309
does licking a lollypop mean you want to have sex with one?
>>51439362
This type of thing does not count as you having a gf/being in a relationship
>>51439362
>See LDR
>Think Light Dependant Resistor
Am i autist?
cillian
>>51439560
lewd
Any netflix recommendations lads
>>51439560
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3urhrn/tifu_by_cooking_my_girlfriends_cat/
had a laff lads
>>51439560
er
>>51439362
why would you even bother ay
I'd rather be alone than in some shit like that.
Status: DONE
>>51439134
hey whats up hello
>>51439560
would love to squeeze his little cum filled balls
SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
>>51439560
jannys going fucking MENTAL over this post
>>51439529
no yeah i agree.
>>51439557
yes
>>51439492
yeah man
>>51439597
well we get along very well, i prefer messaging her than anyone i know irl.
also its like a hypothetical wife in the bag, if i ever make enough money to go to china.
>>51439643
zoo gang
>>51439557
Yes, hello fellow aspie :P
>>51439679
>yes
Should I kill myself?
women are only good for taking our seed
>>51439679
>its like a hypothetical wife in the bag, if i ever make enough money to go to china.
oh m8 come on
>>51439439
Skeptical
>>51439714
>:P
O the year was 1778
>>51439755
=P XD
>>51439755
fuck off yank
hahaha going to leave work soon and go for a swim I reckon lmao
>>51439770
thing weren't going super great
>>51439792
>yanks
1776 will commence again!
>>51439586
pls respond
piper
>>51439770
How I wish I was is Sherbrooke now
>>51439679
Just go for the relationship lad if you've got nothing else going on, I mean I assume you're already happier than most people here
>>51439810
ya ikr
>>51439557
this was on yik yak the other day
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFuWa0TqSs
agency overpaid me 40 quid
do i legally have to return it
>>51438671
>implying brits know what trap is
>>51439723
No, embrace it and find your savant niche in life.
>>51439831
>posting the worst Piper
>>51439057
why did he have to die
why wwhy why
>>51439867
forget about it and pretend you didnt notice
>>51439882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mNbncVHUc
>>51439851
I hope you only ever listen to this ironically?
>>51439764
Hey ^_^
>>51439733
its all i got bruh.
>>51439842
well i mean im unhappy because im as lonely as the rest of you.
i just have a penpal who can hypothetically turn into a gf.
>>51439888
I want to kill myself anyway. I'm just hoping for a push in the right direction
Off to bed normies
>>51439831
curie >>>
>>51439901
mulder didn't age well haha
>>51439953
>going to bed at midnight
>calling us normies
>>51439930
I might be starving but I won't eat rotten meat m8
really need a whatcd account
>ywn play Road to the Isles on the bagpipes as your comrades fall around you
Fuck off fuck off fuck off FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>51439976
>mulder
I hate you, Yankie bastard
met a qt short shy musical instrument playing bulgarian girl last night
got her on facebook
peng ting
>>51439990
merseyside mentioned
>>51439998
mean post imo
R8 my cum stained boxer briefs
>>51440001
What instrument
>>51440001
Show us her profile pic then lad
>>51439923
yeah but occasionally listen to it unironically as well x
>>51440036
guitar and piano
>>51440031
do you cum sand
poppin pills is all we know
biggest post you've ever done lads?
>>51440001
>peng ting
fuck off yank
>>51440049
I suppose occasionally isn't too bad a crime...
>News
Ha ha did the man report the event?
>>51440101
okay very funny now stop bullying xo
>>51439944
Don't kill yourself mate, that's just foolish.
>>51440077
Haha she wouldn't suck me off she just makes out and touches my cock
Just kill me
>>51440088
peng ting is brit slang you spacker
>>51439929
How are you?
Why is >>>/trash/ full of horse fuckers and furfags?
>>51440129
>memes
haha did the kid remix the post
>>51440164
>spacker
fuck off yank
>>51440191
because it's the only board that allows them
>>51440160
still a font post 2bh
>>51440135
>foolish
fuck off yank
>peng ting
>finna
>innawoods
>>51440191
Only sub4chan that's NSFW and doesn't explicitly forbid /mlp/
REALLY FUCKING NEED A WHAT.CD ACCOUNT
cba taking the interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE
literally my avg day tbhq
thinking about getting tatted up lads
>>51440265
sent :)
How accurate is this?
http://strawpoll.me/6137886
http://strawpoll.me/6137886
>>51440295
*tats you up*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXo_d6tNWuY&feature=youtu.be
future
need to prep a 10 min presentation tomorrow lads, its possible right?
>>51439998
whats wrong with mulder
>>51440346
Codiene crazy is unironically the best song of all time
>>51440295
Yes lad but don't do it for the sake of it, do it because you find a design you want.
If you turn up somewhere and choose a tat out of a book or off Google images then kill yourself desu, something a little bit different is what you want!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmA5Uest-aw
tune alert *alarm blares*
>>51440362
>whats wrong with mulder
>>51440319
The fast fact section was 100% accurate.
Tried Rekorderlig for the first time tonight. It's so sickly. Don't know how women and benders can drink it.
>>51440384
agreed 2bh
>>51440348
Nah, you're fucked, You can write it and practice it once or twice, but you won't really know it well enough to present it without looking like a turbo autist.
watch how i run up them bands
http://strawpoll.me/6137915
http://strawpoll.me/6137915
>>51440411
swedish cider is the nectar of the gods desu
might blow thainonce the fuck out tonight lads
>>51439593
a mate did this with a cat in dryer when we were like 13. Just threw some stuff in it and turned it on and left. There were massive claw marks all over the barrel inside afterwards.
>>51440231
Should I instead say folly? Or perhaps foolhardy is more to your liking?
Fuck off you prick.
>>51440453
its actually a poster presentation so i get to put a load of shit on a poster and people ask questions about it. not too hard.
Lads I've got to the stage where I'm almost close to tears when I listen to certain pieces of classical music because they're so beautiful. Is this a bad thing?
>>51440319
reaching pretty far t-b-h
>>51440467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
http://strawpoll.me/6137922
http://strawpoll.me/6137922
>>51440463
*watches*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6XOXiFU90I
>>51440319
>I don't know why I grind my teeth at night
>>51439208
>Wear Sunderland jacket
>Everyone tries talking to me about Sunderland
>Awkwardly have to explain that I don't actually care for football
I'm sure as shit not getting a Celtic jacket either.
>>51440411
It's lovely!
>>51440486
>prick
FUCK OFF YANK
desu
>>51440533
>2013
how accurate is this?
>>51440547
why on earth would you wear it if you don't actually like it
you foolhardy knobjockey
>>51440553
YOU ARE THE YANK!
aye
http://strawpoll.me/6137943
http://strawpoll.me/6137943
>>51440598
WE ARE A LONE!
wanted to make a post earlier but i couldn't
>>51440616
Interesting poll
>>51440566
still a banger tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anw3KcxBC78
how accurate is this?
>>51440617
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
>>51440641
humanity: the picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU54-d4-Xu8
me and the lads
could two NEET anons from different countries switch places and no one would notice? i think it could work as long as they looked similar
just had to reinstall windows 10 because my computer buggered up and now all my apps are gone
>>51440664
YOUR MUM HAS A NICE BUM!
>>51440319
so apparently this is wrong
are we meant to walk flat footed?
that's dumb
clumping like a giant lol
>>51440677
read that as #bbc and got excited desu
>>51440687
>apps
Fuck off.
http://strawpoll.me/6137966
http://strawpoll.me/6137966
http://strawpoll.me/6137966
>>51440687
Sorry for your lots
>>51440411
non-apple ciders are way too sweet in general. might aswell be drinking lemonade
pear ciders are lovely, but even they can be too sweet after 3 or 4. the reason apple cider is so good is because apples naturally have a balance of sweet and bitter
>>51440687
>falling for the 10fagjew
>>51440687
>apps
>>51440695
SHE'S DEAD MATE!
>>51440698
>overpronation.jpg
i do that haha. have custom orthotics and everything and i still can't walk without pain
>>51440640
juicy j has lost it senpai
just spilleed a load of drink on my bed ffs
>>51440677
who/what is charlie?
>>51440743
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS!
>Hello goys I mean guys, would you like a COMPLETELY FREE upgrade. I promise nothing bad will happen even though we've never done anything like this before. he he stupid goy....
>>51440765
cocaine
>>51440751
Spilled a load on your mums pu$$y
>>51440677
>white people
Bladder is acting up again. Considering suicide.
>>51440708
>>51440740
that's what they're called though
like skype and google chrome and shit
>>51440765
my mate
>juicy j has lost it
>>51440744
i don't understand what the alternative is
putting your foot flat down or toes first with every step is not practical
