This thread is for the discussion of the ranguage, culture, travel, daily life, oppai, etc. of Japan.
Let's talk at random in Japanese and Engrish. Take it easy!
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Do Japs really hate Koreans
or is it just bantz?
>>51420085
Please let this thread autosage, the OP doesn't link to the old thread.
I'm a baka.
>>51420317
no problem let's use
>>51420135
Just try to not let things get to you.
>>51420372
You need to go to sleep japan-san.
Tomorrow is Monday. You have to wake up in time to work.
>>51420317
It's okay. You tried your best, anon.
We learn more from our failures than we do from our successes.
>>51420390
When I do it online girls cry sometimes. Ever made one cry in real life?
>>51420502
All the time my friend.
Better to break the hearts than to be heartbroken.
>>51420454
night is beginning
>>51420454
>to work
What do you think we are?
>>51420519
if she doesn't swallow then she does not love you, Mehmet
>>51420417
>on second thought that is a pretty boring general, there is nothing that is being said
Kind of like every other general including this one.
>>51420608
It's almost as if people who spend all their free time in the same corner of the internet don't have very interesting things to say.
>>51420588
no, I love her so much that I don't force her to do something she doesn't like
>>51420555
Well... How do you stop from feeling guilty from that?
>>51420317
no problem at all
everyone makes a mistake sometimes
thanks for making thread
>>51420565
>>51420570
Since you two are NEETS. What is late night 2ch like?
Are there lots of "tfw no gf" like there are here?
>>51420608
でもこのスレは日本語は大事で必要な練習ですよ
But this thread is important, needed practice concerning the Japanese language!
>>51420694
i've broken up with girls that wouldnt let me cum on their face
>>51420708
Fake it until you make it. I am a poser hypermasculine man that just wants to be a girl but ill never be a girl so I might as well fake it till I make it
Guilt is just a feeling a better one than regret.
hello everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvTkfUUmd3Q
what do you think of my て-song I made?
Thanks *_*~
>>51420015
otto desu
>>51420845
kill urself my man
>>51420845
Anyone who knows enough Japanese to understand you should have already memorised the te-form.
>>51420812
Aren't you the 4 inch guy?
>>51420812
>i've broken up with girls that wouldnt let me cum on their face
If I were doing online roleplay and the girl told me I couldn't I'd hold her face down, cum over it making sure to get a little on her lips, then slap her and tell her she looks like a total whore like that, then demand that she lick my cock clean.
Of course I'd never do that in real life, that would be terrible.
>>51421029
>online roleplay
kekmericaaaaaaaaaaa
>>51421011
>Aren't you the 4 inch guy?
Wait he's 4 inches?
Damn I rounded up to 9cm did he round down? If he did he has a bigger cock than me.
>>51421011
Yeah I am the 4 inch guy.
>>51421029
I don't think you understand that girls really really really this kind of shit.
>>51421029
>Of course I'd never do that in real life, that would be terrible.
It would be terrible. Wouldn't it.
>>51420764
I'm another person tho
>What is late night 2ch like?
>"tfw no gf"
it depends on the boards, but that kind of sadness is a few
>>51421096
well and I really really really you
>>51421096
>4 inches
>>51421096
>4 inch
Really?
>>51421069
Real life is messy and gross and you can get in trouble and I creep girls out and they don't like me. I also act very beta because I don't want to do anything bad. Of course I make people very uncomfortable anyway.
>>51421090
>9cm
tfw LITERALLY twice your size
also I was looking up sizes yesterday and felt small ;_;
>>51421176
>>51421189
I've done skype and phone sex but never any roleplaying other than her being in a costume
>>51421191
My dick is like 4cm but when erect 15cm
It sucks
>>51420845
is that realy you? lol
I don't know what are you saying in that movie
>>51421317
Hey dont be mean
>>51421096
Damn I can't make my 3.5 inches 4 no matter how I round it.
I can round up to 9cm though so how about I round up to there and you round down to there and we agree that you're not bigger even though you probably are.
>I don't think you understand that girls really really really this kind of shit.
Of course I understand. When I act like that online girls tell me how horny it makes them and start playing with themselves and send me pictures of their naked bodies. I still don't think I could treat a girl like that in real life. "No don't cum on my face" means no you know.
>>51421096
>4 inch moe anime obsessed 4chan poster
>good enough at getting girls to break up with them over trivial shit like that
???
>>51421290
>my dick is small when flaccid
It's like that for everyone champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGTectRL9Dc
>>51421376
having a handsome face is like using cheat codes
>>51421376
He's two faced.
I am too in a similar way but flipped.
>>51421361
I've actually never measured tbqh.
I hate my penis so much I dont even masturbate anymore beause I dont deserve to cum. I hate it so much. I have fucked 47 women but still...nothing will ever make me love it.
>>51421376
I am pretty good at what I do.
>>51420372
>>51420497
>>51420720
Thank you for the kind words :$
>>51421096
>4 inches
I don't know what to say.
Senpai
>>51421341
nope, I'm seriously saying
I can't understand his nihongo song. I'm Japanese though
>>51421487
>I dont even masturbate anymore beause I dont deserve to cum
W-what?
Why don't you deserve to cum?
Wait, by 4 inch/9 cm, did he mean when it's not hard?
If so, I think it's not that bad.
>>51421487
>47
Who counts beyond the first few??
Also how does being born with a smaller sized penis make you not deserve to cum?
Dont be a c u c k
>>51421487
Loving penis is gay. What you feel is a good thing.
>>51421576
No we mean when it's completely hard.
Not every American is big there.
>>51421462
How is his accent? I mean he has an obvious gaijin accent, but does it sound good?
>>51421487
>hates his 4 inch dick
>fucked 47 women
I'm not sure whether to feel better or worse about myself
>>51421487
>I am pretty good at what I do.
making people respond to your posts?
yeah :3
it's okay, you can have my (You) baby
>>51421626
Ah, it's when it's hard, huh.
Then, it might be a little tiny for an American.
>>51421571
Because I hate my penis so much. It's small size has caused me so much trouble. If it was two inches bigger my life would be so much better. I cam't even watch porn anyore not that Iever really did I just hate it.
>>51421576
Hard
>>51421151
Love lol
>>51421685
I know guys on the internet with 8 inches who are virgins. I guess they just have no game or something. I don't know maybeI just understand people naturally.
>>51421709
I think this is why girls like me. Because I am naturally just an interesting person that has an aura.
>>51421758
Yes.
Also there are two Americans that size here. The anime poster who does bad things to girls in real life, and me who does bad things to girls online.
My hands are quite big, so I've always thought that my dick was a little bit small, but apparently my size is okay.
>>51421838
Wait you don't deserve to cum because you have a small penis?
I have a smaller one and I have never felt that way.
>>51421924
He has the mentality of a cu ck
Big foot
Big dick
(またチンコの話してる…)
>>51421912
How big is your dick when erect?
>>51422030
おっぱいの方がいいかな
>>51421924
I've been through some hard times lately brother.
Women will ruin you. If you let it small penis will drive people insane it's driven me pretty wacky lately and others that I know. I am going to cum again I am alpha. I just hope everything thats happened is behind me now.
>>51421961
I don't I am alpha but lately I have been shitty feeling but I am better now. I am going to cum again for you guys <3
>>51422048
最近はお尻のほうが好きかな、どちらかというと
>>51422065
C U C K
U
C
K
>>51421912
Well you don't need to wrap your entire hand around it to masturbate. You can rub near the tip with three of your fingers.
What's annoying for me though is I get too much precum and I don't have enough shaft to spread it over, so I have to wipe some off with a paper towel.
>>51422038
About 18cm.
>>51422107
I see.
http://strawpoll.me/6133991
>>51422181
Damn, you're hunk. Mine's only around 16 cm.
All I have is this clit
>>51422262
14,5 but my gf doesn't mind because korean men have even smaller dicks
>>51421974
Big feet
Big meat
>>51422272
I guess.
Mas usar que é bom nada.
>>51422434
Sei o que isso é.
Wait who is the third 5-10 cm???
>>51422272
>>51422434
Gay
>>51421685
not so bad.
i guess he can talk with me without any problem
>>51422434
>>51422456
>>>/luso/
>>51420085
Who would like them? Nobody !
>>51422456
Feels bad
>>51422528
Me obriga.
recommend me a good jav idol with uncensored videos
>3 people without penises
Spies...
You girls know way too much...
We'll need to deal with you somehow. Maybe tie you up so you can't go running off and spreading any kind of strange rumors.
>>51422262
that seems no one responded it seriously
>>51422916
maybe there are some deviations
>>51422916
Which of the responses do you think is false?
>>51422916
all I have is this clit
>>51423126
痛い痛い
>>51423014
the braziliano said he was 18 yet im the only one who voted 18.
SOMETHING IS FISHY HERE
you really need like this?
>>51423131
5-10cm
all I have is this clit (and I picked this, sorry2bh)
>>51423014
This made me remember, back then there was a iconic Brazillian porn actor who had a cane made to the side of his dick (33 cm), so people called him Kid Bengala ("Kid Cane").
>>51423308
This poll is an old one, no?
>>51423329
Myself and the anime kek are 9cm hard we've been over this.
>>51422478
It's not gay if it's between brothers, Anon.
>>51422528
I don't want to.
>>51423126
ボヨヨンボヨヨン
This pol is extremely important.
The future of this thread depends greatly on your answers.
http://strawpoll.me/6134243
>>51423840
>missed the opportunity to make a The Who pun
>>51423840
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrXY4isgLs
>>51423913
I didn't think it would funny
>>51423840
The only work I like from them is London Calling
>>51422065
kek. Have any women told you straight up it's too small? or laughed at it?
Is it really 4 inches, or is it covered in fat because youre obese or something
>>51423840
Is this different from Aerosmith?
I do like "I don't want to miss a thing"
>>51423975
Mmm ... I'm sensing a joke here
What's the 日本語 colloquial equivalent for "being rumbled"
>>51424018
>Is this different from Aerosmith?
No
"I don't want to miss a thing" was written and performed by U2.
むわぁー、The smithsの90年代で「絆創膏はってるPV」のやつって曲名なんだっけ。。
>>51424103
tell me the meaning
自分か他の日本人がわかるかも
今日は仕事です。
週末もう終わった。
速すぎ
JAPAN A PEN
>>51423913
Would you have upboated him for the epic reference?
>>51424268
すみません、自己解決。
The smithsではなくMorrissey名義でした。。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkqVB8ci1Wc
>>51424642
why did you delete your trip?
>>51424555
週末は何をして過ごしましたか?
>>51424968
Because I have no use for a trip anymore. I keep the name for the funposting
Do Japanese NEETs like yourself want Japanese gfs? Or do you prefer 2D?
>>51424532
Not him
I think "being rumbled" means getting caught in the process of doing something secretive.
Guy Fawks was "rumbled" when he was caught trying to blow up the houses of parliament (Westminster Palace) — the cheeky rascal.
oh shit
i have to go now
my gf just called me
so this is dick thread again?
Why is the gender pay gap in Japan so huge. I think it is because Japanese men are women haters and discriminate against them.
>>51425828
>any year
>countries where women earn more than men for the same (or probably less) work
>>51425960
Irish men are a bunch of drunken bastards. It's good that irish women earn more.
>>51425395
maybe...
未遂(noun)
未遂犯(noun)-a criminal who are rumbled
タスケテ他の日本人
>>51425722
Let's change things up a bit
http://strawpoll.me/6135067
![IfZb6Hi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bkluV2T.png "IfZb6Hi[1].png")
I found access to a JLPT N1 exam, but there are no answers. Can a native answer these for me? Here is what I got.
7) 2
8) 4
9) 1
10) 1
11) 1
12) 3
13) 3
>>51426536
if that girl is korean I will find her and marry her
also you should use cm
>>51424103
Are you still here?
7) 3
10) 2
12) 1
the other are right
>>51426801
いいえ
>>51426569
7)3
8)4
9)1
10)2
11)1
12)4
13)3
>>51426898
oh sorry, 12) was 4
>>51426902
Is this >>51426037 the answer to your question?
>>51426898
>>51426961
Even flags don't know how to answer 12???
>>51427069
予断を許さない = be unpredictable
∴4
Just woke up from a dream where Japanese thread at over 34000 posts in a single thread. All quality as well - all focused on Japan rather than Western shit and tripfags.
Glorious time to be alive.
>>51425214
what use of a trip did you ever have?
>>51427534
I had a dream last night that my hands were badly burned and had to be amputated.
>>51427534
lol
Last night i dreamt that somebody loved me
Why are the Japanese whaling again?
>>51427557
When I was in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec2zoLgEtKQ
hi
>>51428726
>大きいチンポ and that flag
:^)
Einestages wenn ich mit meiner freundin eine koreanische mahlzeit zu mir nehme werde ich mein leben genießen können
An diesem Tag werde ich 4chan und diesen japan thread verlassen
Leider ist es mir noch nicht möglich
Ich gönne allen weebs und japsen hier ihre japanische freundin aber leider sind die leute hier nicht gönnerisch wie ich
wenn ich geboxt werde von meiner freundin ergibt mein leben wieder sinn
gute nacht liebe waldbuben!
>>51428792
>being this new
>>51428937
Even if I were new, I would still find it funny.
>>51429069
All these golden laughing faces, damn it.
>>51429069
naisu meme desu
What should I order?
I think I can get anything apart from the $380 wagyu
>>51428937
She's only just started posting in this thread.
>>51429832
Beef tataki
>>51429832
>What should I order?
Nothing. Holy fucking shit, everything is so expensive.
>>51430213
lel europoors.
Get the grade 7 by the way.
>>51430213
It will be free for me. Work is paying.
>>51430143
Maybe as an entree. The set menu doesn't interest me.
>>51430418
I've had grade 9 before and it was good. Is there a noticeable difference between 7 and 9?
>>51430512
>Is there a noticeable difference between 7 and 9?
Probably not. After you get the grade 7 you will know for sure though.
>>51430494
This isn't legit, is it?
日本人はどこへ行っちまったんだ・・・
>>51430418
go buy a 1 dollar taco u fat cuc k KEKEKEKEKE
>>51431400
in bed
it's 6:00am
>>51431578
>500lbs
>226kg
How does one even move when you are that heavy?
>>51432060
>>51431908
起きてよ、日本!
月曜日だぞ!
働け働け!
>>51431578
XDDDDD
Neva change 4chan!
>>51432179
そっちこそもう寝ろ!
明日は仕事だぞ!
支那 (シナ)is a pejorative term. It seems that the Japs are always told what to do - where to put the US military, what words they are allowed to use, which refugees you must take.
Will Japan explode in a fit of rage?
>>51432266
>明日は仕事だぞ!
俺は大学生だけど :^)
>>51432534
勉強しろやああああ
>>51432669
勉強しない!
俺はバカで生きたいんだ!
good mornooning anon
>>51433521
Good morning!
>>51433521
おはよう~
>>51433521
Ohio
>>51433521
こんばんは
I wish I had a Japanese boyfriend or girlfriend to cuddle with and watch anime.
>>51433796
Have you even been with a dominant guy before? I think you need a guy who will dress you up in pretty clothes and make fun of your little weewee.
>>51433796
I think these gentlemen never intended to watch anime in the first place.
>>51433927
We all need that sometimes
Hey guys I made haiku
その匂い
尻の黄色女性
屁おいしい
>>51434100
very good
you have a talent, kid
>>51433927
I am one hundred percent top and if you made fun of my penis in person id probably get really really mad tbqh...
>>51433971
Hot...
>>51434006
I once pretended to be a girl. Had the guy calling me goddess. Then he called me mistress by mistake and I told him I was wasting my time with a guy who couldn't even address me properly and left. Was fun. Sub boys are so pathetic.
>>51434253
Don't end up on catfished
>>51434252
Have you ever made a stupid sissy suck your girldick?
(I think you're a sub just repressed)
イチモッツァレラ
whentheeuropeanssoundlysleepwejapanesemustworkhardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaidonotwanttogotowork
>>51434347
Never tbqh...
I was into trannies but never actually been with one. Im not a sub and im not repressed... if you study Japanese maybe we can have fun tbqh...I've never done subby stuff
>>51434481
reee
I always want to be the girly sub but the guys I have been with don't really have it in them even though they swear they do. I always end up taking control cause it's too awkward
>>51434550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGbCDNhZFc
If you have to ask how hard you can choke me we have a problem
>>51434576
You just haven't been with the right man.
>all this degeneracy
>>51434576
Do you have a penis or not?
>>51434576
Do you let the guys play with your girl penis?
>>51434645
Are you a petite girl with a vagina and a flat chest and pointy nipples.
Because if you are choking you while fucking you, it feels like you're raping a little girl. Any man would hesitate.
anyone have a link to a good kanji study guide?
>>51435011
Anki motherfucker!
Learn vocab not kanji. You learn kanji automatically when you study vocab!
>>51435011
Do you also need a breathing guide?
>>51434850
>if you are choking you while fucking you
>>51434645
Thanks for this wonderful information. I'm certain I can put it to good use in the future.
which thread do you regularly look except Japanese thread?
>>51435212
Because if they are choking you while fucking you, it feels like to them like raping a little girl. Any man would hesitate.
>>51435460
Nothing on /int/; no regular threads on other boards.
>>51435208
>>51435208
i was looking for something online because im on mobile
or is there an anki app that's really good?
I don't even own a computer
>>51435460
I'm always on /luso/.
>>51435670
Anki is on iOS and Android.
>>51435670
>I don't even own a computer
how old are you, and if you are below 20 is it common in your generation to not own a computer
and if that is the case I want to assert that I think tablets/phones are passive consumer devices, not very different from televisions with the element of interactivity
all I have is this F.
Why does modern jap architecture look so comfy?
Like this shit is nice, senpai.
>>51435460
The Jobsite
>>51435460
nothing except for shit my friends link
>>51435909
I don't need to own a computer. I'd waste too much time on it. Anything I need a computer for I just walk a few minutes to campus. And no, it's not common at all for someone my age to own a computer.
>>51436010
Good use of limited space. Not sure about the pot plants.
Do you know the cost of this build?
>>51436039
>The Jobsite
>>51436010
No idea, but it was built on the cheap for a couple and their kid
http://www.archdaily.com/769444/kakko-house-yyaa
> tfw you will never have a comfy microhouse with a garage to work on your nipmobile
>>51436201
Sauce me up, chef
>>51436303
/britfeel/ represent
通勤が憂鬱すぎる
>>51436201
Peru is hiding somewhere in that pic
>>51420015
おちゅでちゅ。
なんとか電車に乗りますた。
今日はEP9の放送日です。
パンツ屋は/int/より/a/にいますが 他の板へのストーキングは厳禁です。
>>51436777
>777
チェック
Youkai smug bald.
>should have studied
>spent all day reading manga and watching anime
A-at least this is gonna help my Japanese r-right?
>>51437052
>A-at least this is gonna help my Japanese r-right?
Yes, reading manga and watching anime will give you a deep insight into Japanese culture and help you to understand the mysterious Japanese soul.
>>51437052
Only if the manga was in Japanese or the anime wasn't dubbed
>>51437899
Yes both, but watching anime with subtitles is pretty useless.
>>51437899
You're telling me all the hours I spent watching english dubs and reading translated manga hasn't been teaching me Japanese?
>>51436401
Thanks for the link.
>>51438006
You can always turn off the subtitles.
>>51438006
>watching anime with subtitles is pretty useless
I learnt Japanese that way so it's not useless
>>51438216
i doubt that
>>51438539
Doubt it all you want, doesn't affect my Japanese skills
wow you japs are depressing when you speak english.
>>51438674
You should start reading more with rikaisama.
It will really help you put everything you listened all together. They go hand in hand they aren't seperate in my opinion.
>>51438830
Feels are like music or mathematics - unimpeded by cultural or linguistic barriers.
>>51438843
I just need to learn kanji and I would probably pass N1, just too lazy to put in the hours needed to properly learn them
>>51439168
Wanna make it a challenge for both us?
Daily I watch three episodes of anime forcing myself to watch it completely while you read or do reps for an hour a day?
You're almost there Vocabs not that hard.
>tfw used to post on r9k a lot
>tfw no one there replies to threads you make anymore
>tfw when you post in existing threads the threads die
>tfw don't fit in even though you're still a 26 year old virgin
>>51439299
4 more years until you reach wizard status.
>>51439338
For a long time I didn't know what I had to do to get a gf.
Now I'm somewhat confident I know, but have no desire to do it.
>>51439287
But reading for an hour would mean I would miss out on watching three episodes of anime
>>51439299
>cool and interesting threads die
>women hate threads, "ROASTIES GETTING TOASTY", wagekek threads all guaranteed 300+ replies
Wageslave feels threads and tard stories threads are usually pretty great, but they don't appear very often these days.
>>51439490
>Now I'm somewhat confident I know, but have no desire to do it.
That's how I feel about it too.
>>51439516
You're disappointing me Fin.
>>51439541
It seems like the only threads that get many replies it seems are "fembot feel threads." Which are just painful to read.
>>51439788
You're going to get permabanned for global rule 13 violations one of these days.
Why so many Maki Nishikino pictures?
