>when your mom checks your sketchbooks to make sure you're not drawing nudes from internet reference
Damn bruh, I'm 25, this shit sucks. What are the best places to hide a secret sketchbook?
>>2584683
in your own house
fucking LOSER
>>2584683
under your bed of course
>inb4 your mom makes your bed too
>>2584683
>25
>>2584683
Do you get good boy points when she sees that you haven't drawn nudes?
>>2584692
Always knew incompetent betas voted for trump.
>>2584683
>25
>beginning to rapidly lose Neuroplasticity
sorry but it's over for you
>>2584749
Always knew competent alphas voted for berniecuck or wife of the guy who fucked monica lewinsky
>>2584683
Really, that's pretty sad.
>>2584692
>blaming anything on anyone else than you ever
Stop being a fucking pussyass bitch and grow up
>>2584813
>libercuck calling others a pussy
oh the irony
>>2584683
Just leave them out in the open and shrug off any comments.
>>2584683
draw her naked and show it to her
>>2584683
You're 25, tell her to stop snooping through your personal belongings.
>>2584979
Glue it with your cum so she won't be able to see it
>>2584683
MOVE OUT YOUR 25. MAKE IT WORK.
1. draw nude
2. get rid of it after you're finished
You don't need to keep this shit.
>>2584979
OH MY GOD YOU'RE 25 FOR FUCKS SAKE. BECOME FUCKING HOMELESS, MOVE IN WITH A FRIEND, ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN BEING SUCH A BETA THAT YOUR MOM CAN STILL FUCKING GROUND YOU, YOU FAGGOT PLEBIAN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
>>2584683
> to make sure you're not drawing nudes from internet reference
I don't understand, why would she be opposed to nudes from the internet? I mean as opposed to nudes from life? That's what artists have done for centuries. I come from a very conservative household and nobody expects me not to draw naked people. Do your parents also refuse to go to church because paintings portray naked figures? What the fuck?
I assume they are religious because I don't see how atheists would even begin to argue against such a thing.
>>2585120
No, I'm from Italy and I don't know a single person who would be opposed to drawing nudes except hardcore religious people. In fact, I thought OP must be an American since they seem prone to this kind of religious zealotry.
Before you start tipping your fedora, I'm not even an atheist.
>>2585130
>italy
Well yeah, I think you're culture is probably a lot more open about that kinda stuff. People are way too uptight and wound up about that kinda shit in america for some reason.
>>2585172
Her house, her rules. Learn to live with them.
It's another episode of mentioning art in your off topic thread to make it look on topic.
>>2585179
>for some reason.
He was right, the reason is religious nonsense.
>>2585172
Then quit drawing and work at something that will get you a decent wage
>>2584683
just draw nude studies, then draw clothes on them after.
This way you also get practice with clothes! :)
> What are the best places to hide a secret
sketchbook?
anon we don't know how your room looks like. wtf. get creative and figure out yourself.
are your mom mentally ill?
>Mom found the sketchbook
Get a backpack
Keep the book in the bag and keep the bag close all the time.
>>2584829
Liberals are objectively correct about just about everything. Kill yourself.
>>2585279
>Kill yourself
Yeah, that's about right. You aren't a true liberal, a preacher of freedom and equality, if you don't tell people with a different opinion to die.
>>2584683
dont worry dude, Im 20, 5 years more and I will be you
My sketchbooks are full of nudes, I hide them under my bed with my cum socks, she nevers do my bed
>>2585172
buy a tablet and lock your computer down, encrypt your hard drive and password lock every file. draw all the shit you want to on your computer.
Tape the sketchbook to the bottom of some furniture when not using it. Make sure there's no visible angle and the vacuum cleaner won't bump into it/the piece of furniture rests on it's walls directly, with the bottom hovering inches above the floor.
Or hide it in an air vent.
Or seal it in a plastic bag and chuck it somewhere outside, behind bushes or some shit. Maybe outside of the garden even, assuming you've got one.
>>2584829
>screaming about muh political ideologies because you're worthless
This is pretty much why jackass politicians lead you retards on so easily, you're literally incapable of being insightful and just blame others for any failure, which is easy as shit to take advantage of for votes.
>>2587910
*tips fedora*
Draw them on loose pieces of paper.
He's 25 fucking idiots, it's not like he's 40.
This board is empty as fuck but God some of you are retarded.
>>2584683
lmao dude
i leave my furry gay drawings all over my rooms and my mom dont gaf
>>2588424
how many rooms do you have?
>>2588413
shut up
A-at least she cares enough to actually look at what you're doing in there...
>>2588524
the s was accidental
>>2584683
in the same place you hide your girlscout cookies, IN THE VENT!
>>2584979
>She'll take my sketchbook away
Nigga what.
>>2588160
Deflection is a great way to indicate that you lost an argument, but are too assblasted to admit it.
>>2584979
Holy shit!
>>2588413
Most of the people I know moved out after the became 18 at the least, and 21 at the most. there is absolutely no excuse.
Does anybody on this board seriously try to preserve their physical practice work anyway? Unless it's something really good and I decide to scan it/photograph it before destroying it.
>>2590599
my father is 44 and still leaving with his parents... and I am still leaving with my father while I am 23 myself
>>2590782
Dude, what the fuck.
Is his parents living in his house or is he still living in his parent's house?
>>2590783
That guy's grammar mistakes smack of Italian. In Italy families stay together longer than many other places-assuming they ever leave at all.
I'm calling it now.
Italian!
>>2590582
>LOOK MA, I WON THE INTERNET ARGUMENT!
I'm sure she's proud
>>2590615
I mean, I have them in a binder, I guess. I just like to look at them and see how far I've come. The aging of the paper and fading of the lead. It's also physically there as opposed to just seeing it digitally on the screen and that for some reason resonates better with me.
>>2590798
>LOOK MA, NO PORN ON MY SKETCHBOOK
>still caring if your parents are proud of you
>>2584683
Your own home.
>>2584683
Act like a responsible 25 year old and tell your mom not to go in your basement.
>>2584692
At my studio I got a 10% raise every 8~ months. I went from 28$/h to 45$/h in under 3 years.
Yay EA and Mobile games! Shit prints money.
>>2591678
bullshit
>>2585181
confirmed shit parent
>tfw I don't even draw nude stuff for reference
>I just hide my art and don't let anyone I know see my drawings because I'm so ashamed of how awful they are
do chores until you have enough good boy points to buy a lock for your door
>>2584813
Not even that anon but
>Unemployment near 30%
>All the high skill and uncommon jobs are exported
>Low to mid range workforce so collapsed and competitive, employers hiring illegals makes things worse
Still, OP is 25. He spent a fourth of his lifespan under his mothers tit.
You probably aren't skilled enough to warrant nude life drawing studies anyways.