Save the Princess!
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Okay since I'm bored, I'm tired of sitting on this scene, and /v/'s mods seem to jump on my thread in /v/ near instantly last night... I'mma start this here.
[spoiler]don't expect amazingly good art, I'm just abusing the MSPaint curving line tool.[/spoiler]
new slave princess thread?
Well if no one is gonna do anything, let's continue.
No wonder these are always on /v/. Hardly get any responses.
Boy, tough crowd.
>>469881
try /tg/ I think they're into this kinda stuff.
This demon motherfucker has kidnapped the princess and he looks like he's ready to slap your your shit. What do you do?
>>469971
SUCK HIS DICK
>>470002
no, no, wait, RIP AND TEAR
>>470003
NO WAIT, SUCK HIS DICK, yeah, yeah, SUCK. HIS. DICK.
>>469971
Well, seems folks prefer when it's clear what they'll be up against right away.
If it makes you feel better, OP, I'm the guy who linked you Vantastic from the /v/ thread. I liked your story.
>>470527
It'll go somewhere some day, I suppose.
>>470533
Yeah... some day soon, a week or 2 max.
Also, what was your Demon in the Dark like, curious.
>/v/ will sexualize literal trash
As /v/ will do.
Alright, lets get started I guess. Going off of
>>469971 post, princess has been nabbed and you're gonna get your shit slapped. No stops here, what the hell do you do?
>>470660
you say fuck this shit and go get a taco
>>470663
>>470664
you left the princess be.
The demon lord final boss guy has her in his grasp and you have a Taco. Perhaps this is a grand great fantastic hero plan in process that somehow involves the Taco? Maybe leaving the princess to defend herself was part of the plan?
If relaxing is a part of the plan, we can get on board with that. What will you do now?
>>470665
go online and look for ways to not get your shit slapped by a demon (should you decide to rescue the princess)
>>470670
You go online to search for ways to not get completely ass pounded by the demon lord guard guy if you considered rescuing the princess in the end. There's not much useful information pertaining to the specific demon in question.
The demon slayers wiki states that one can fight the demon in any way you wish. The demon will not go down or persist unless you find a weakness. Once you find the weakness, the demon will be completely exposed and ready to slay.
>TL DR. You can fight the demon however you want, but finding its weakness is key for victory. Will you consider saving the princess or just leave her for whatever satanic demon things demons do? Your choice~
>>470676
FUCK THE DEMON'S SHIT UP
DO IT
DO IT NOW
DO. IT. NOW.
>>470677
You've resolved to Fuck the Demon's Shit Up thoroughly. And you're going to do it at this moment. Your boost of confidence fills you with belief and hope.
You can do this!
>HOW WILL YOU FUCK THE DEMONS SHIT UP?
>>470678
got get sudden stomach cramps from eating that greasy taco
you need to find a toilet NOW
>>470678
You suck Demon's foot-long cock so deep to your throat. And the Princess suck your foot-long cock as well.
>>470679
Tacos were not too nice to you..you run to find the nearest toilet..The Demon seems to be getting irritated.
>>470681
To your convenience, there is a porta-potty nearby! You quickly run inside and get to work on letting go of that greasy taco!
Not too wise to run that far after eating such greasy food.
As time passes, the demon becomes impatient and ponders tipping over the porta potty to draw you out.
>What the hell happens next?
>>470682
given your current state of body, you decide to give yourself up, you exit the port-a-potty and hand yourself over to the demon
>>470683
You wave the white flag of defeat as you step out of the port-a-potty. You stand defenseless in front of the demon as it ponders what you're plotting.
AS EXPECTED AS A HERO!
This must be you lowering your guard to get the Demon to lower his, and when he gets close you strike him down! In this quiet moment, you must be looking out for weak points and spots...could it be he figured it out? AMAZING! The hero has this all in the bag!....
>....What happens next?
>>470684
While the demon's confused, the hero slips between his legs and attempts to RIP AND TEAR THE DEMON'S TAIL RIGHT OFF THE DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT'S BODY
>>470685
HE - HE DIDNT EXPECT IT!
Flawlessly sliding between the demons legs, you slip through unharmed..
>>470688
You quickly grab the Demon's tail and pull as hard as you can, using whatever force you could muster!
The Demon is still in shock about you slipping through its grasp like that and is pretty fuckin salty. You tug and you tug, until...
>>470689
it comes off.
You pulled off the Demon tail...you expect a counter attack or a scream or reaction..but the demon is still...
Was that it? Was the tail the weak point? Did you stun the demon?
>>470691
HAHA
NOW, WHILE HE'S PARALYZED, HOP ONTO THE DEMON'S BACK AND WHIP THE TAIL AROUND HIS NECK, ATTEMPTING TO STRANGLE HIM.
We're gonna save this princess U.S.A. style
>>470692
YOUR CHANCE HAS ARRIVED!
You hop onto the demons back without a second thought! You wrap that tail around his neck without thinking and yank it back!
As expect of the Hero! Not only has he paralyzed the Demon, but now he's strangling him with his own cause for paralyzation! IRONIC OR WHAT?
>The hero pulls harder as the demon comes aware and tries to stop whats happening, but to no avail with those large claws of his.
>>470693
The demon stops struggling and falls to its knees, out of air! It collapse face first to the dirt as you stand upon it, waving the white surrender flag, as it magically summons the power of the almighty U.S.A and changes its appearance! Missiles and cannons go off behind you as the majestic U.S.A logo shines above your victory in its colors.
The Demon is down for the count and doesn't seem to be getting up any time soon. Choked him out pretty damn good. As expected of the Hero.
>Now with the Demon out of the way, the princess is still locked in the cage. Will you set forth and do what you came here to do?
>>470694
He decides to have a victory taco.
>>470695
>YOU EAT THE VICTORY TACO!
You deserved it! Seems like the Hero has not learned what the greasy tacos will do to his stomach...but it was a victory Taco..
>>470697
now lets cut up the demon into parts and make some dosh by selling demon pieces on the black market
>>470698
You cut up the demon.
If there were any possible chance that the demon had survived its encounter with its tail, it's all put to rest. You now how many interesting demon parts that you can sell on the black market. Gotta make the major dosh!
>>470692
>the US of A would kill an enemy using his own body
Disgusting. You cretins should be erraticated from this earth
>>470700
Oh yeah, free the princess, but then cut her up and sell her parts on the black market too. Gotta get that dosh
>>470730
You go to save the princess and let her free from her cage, knives at the ready.
As the princess goes to thank you, she notices you are coming at her with the same intentions as you did to the demon. She quickly puts any chance of that happening out the window.
>It's best not to cut the princess. No amount of dosh will be enough if you're sentenced to death for the "cutting up" of her highness.
>>470771
Welp.
Politely tell her that your contact lens fell inside the cage and upon her renentering to grab them, lock her back in
If we're not gonna kill her, we might as well fuck some trash cans before we truly save her
>>470772
you shut her highness back in the cage.
THe princess seems to be very irritated at the thought of actually falling for such a blank and silly tactic. She should have known you were fooling her, you don't even have eyes! Hell, you didn't even get in the cage!
>You have locked the princess back in her cage! You walk off the find a trash can to procreate with while the princess glares you down from behind..you feel her cold stare on you as you search for literal trash
>>470776
Forget the trash, just fuck the cage
>>470776
>Peak back into this thread
>Shit actually went down
Damn...
If this is still going, we leave ourselves to fuck trash while we go watch the Princess make a sacrifice to her dark god to free her.
You fuck the literal cage!
I guess its pretty safe to say the princess is not very comfortable right now. You don't have a shred of shame left, huh?
As expected of the hero!
>You fuck the cage! Don't you feel sexually satisfied? The princess also seems to be...muttering something..but what could it be? What now??
>>470918
The key for the cage is the cock. You open it and the princess sucks on it.
>>470970
B-but the dubs
Fuck you
You let your load out on...in? at the cage..
The princess watches with a stern look on her face(?), as you sit with your little launcher there ready to shoot another load.
>The hero seems to have trapped our princess in a predicament! The only way that she could leave the cage is to suck on the hero's willy, which happens to be...the key to the cage? Though the princess isn't sure how that works, she's gotta do something.
What will the hero do? Will the hero wait for the princess to react? Or will he go find some trash to molest..
And what about the princess? Will she suck off our hero for freedom?
>>470974
We need to test if cock is the key out
>>470974
Trash
Trash
Trash
Trash
Trash
Go molest the trash, the princess can wait, she's got to be used to it after all the times /v/ gave her the shove
Couldn't save her
>>471009
Hero's a necrophiliac, fuck her anyway.
>>471010
He should fuck the noose actually. It has a hole if he gets rid of that useless princess body.
>>471011
Fuck the actual rope. Hey if the hero can fuck a cage, he could fuck a rope right?
>>470974
Suck off the hero.
>>471020
You'll never know if you don't try!
>>470974
Stop /b/-ing a /b/tard, get out your sexual rut and realize that the cage was never locked and take the princess out of cage that isn't locked because it was never locked and you didn't lock it when you put her back in there. Now escort her from the demon's crib back to her home like a real hero.
I'm banned from /v/, so I'll be posting here temporarily.
5 decides what happens to the /v/illlain and the saiyan girl.
>>471070
the /v/illian becomes a demon
>>470974
SUCK THE DICK.
>>471070
>/v/illain
YES
YES
YES
OH, UH, UHM...FUCK, I DON'T KNOW, THEY SPOT AN AIRSHIP CARRYING THOUSANDS OF BANANAS ABOVE THEM, THEY SET OUT TO HIJACK IT
>>471107
I take it you're that dude who always creams himself over /v/illain in the princess threads?
>>471082
>>471107
>>471108
sorry I was away for hours but it seems there is no 5 yet.
>>471116
I got your 5 right 'ere, buddy
>>471118
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the singles thread is down the block
>>471119
Fuck you
>>471116
Make her deepthroat the banana
>>471142
How would you know?
>>471070
They eat a banana that's secretly a Bomb, they both blow up into many, many, many, pieces
>>471167
7?
Eh, no problem, this board's so slow all I gotta do is roll 8 more times
>>471167
Reroll
>>471167
Rollerino
>>471167
Rolling
>>471167
Rololol
>>471167
3 more to go
>>471167
Roll-roll-roll- your boat, gently down the thread
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door
>>471175
FUCKING ANIKI FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
YOU STUPID FUCKS, I FUCKING HATE YOU QUEER FAGGOTS AND YOUR STUPID MEMES, GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK YOU STUPID QUEER
>>471167
What now?
>>471207
are monkey girl now?
go do monkey things like hitting random keys on typewriters to recreate great literary works
>>471176
>>471207
you're not me, stop trying to replace me
>>471261
If'd you'd just post something and disregard numbers like that anon, nobody would impersonate you
I WANT MY CAT LEWDS FOR FUCK SAKE.
>>471538
Throw the knife right at the Ogre's eye. The impact of the blade slicing into the brain will kill it instantly.
Too easy.
>Last /v/ thread got deleted
Viva Pinata Princess was a neat idea.
>>471657
I got a warning, so I won't make a new one.
>>471658
You could always continue it on here...
A few anons, myself included pop by at least daily.
>>471669
Based duck god.
Man, we haven't had a thread in a while. A damn shame, really.
>>471895
I don't have time anymore to make one. Not when I'm doing an internship at my college during week days and I end up really tired after the days. So I end dozing off for a few hours (sometimes at like past 10 PM) and then re-wake up for a few hours but then I have to go back to sleep for the next day. I find my internship really tiresome and I feel like I can't stay up long enough to bother making threads.
>>471917
I don't blame ya Monkey Anon. I also completely understand. I'll probably make one tomorrow and hope people show up
Good thing I have a secondary Internet in place for such things.
>>471963
>TFW forgot and got wrapped up in bullshit + family drama cause nobody can be fucking happy in this house
Up we go.
>>>/v/335972390
>>471981
>We're unloved
A pity.
>Nobody posted about this
If any Anons do stop by here, we're on /qst/ now.
>>>/qst/75552
