Queen Taylor!
God damn i wanna suck a dick for her
>>2568753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHcB9O56VU
>>2568753
goddammit i wanna suck her dick
Think about this for a second: Taylor Swift poops.
I know, right? Something so vile, so gross, so unclean coming out of her perfect little tushy!
How can something so pure, so angelic, so divine produce something like excrement?
It's blasphemous, I say! This heavenly goddess cannot poop, I refuse to believe it!
>>2568830
even robots have a wastegate...
>>2568719
What strap on should I look into to best re-create taytay pounding my quivering boypussy?
>>2568850
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors
>>2568830
Reddit, you're not funny. You've never been funny. Please stop trying.
>>2568865
I'm screencaping this #epicrekt for r/4chansays
>>2568830
she is proubly pooping right now, and nice big long one.
>>2568865
holy fuck, you know whats' worse? When you cringy fags callout everyone being from reddit.
>>2568964
>you've been spotted
>n-no fair, you guise are lookin!
Im sure there is a r/crybabyscorner you can look for upvotes in....
>>2568971
I use reddit all the time and don't give a fuck. If that offends your divine sensibilities then by all means continue to be offended.
>>2568982
>literally projecting
jesus christ
>>2568983
How am I projecting? Are you saying I'm offended? No just annoyed.
>>2569001
semantics
>>2569004
not quite.
>>2569072
Same difference
>>2568730
holy fuck the slight pubic hair
>>2569121
it's fake
stomp your dreams
Why is everyone in TayTay threads literally autistic? Why does she attract the sperg crowd so much? I have yet to see a Swift thread with normal conversations
>>2569186
Her media persona is engineered to appear wholesome, and this appeals to the autistic "pure" fags.
>>2569186
>normal conversations
NORMIES REEEEEEEEE
Did the old thread reach the bump limit or what?
>>2568730
>>2568730
>>2569283
I want to fuck her pitpussy
>>2569388
It's a shoop, nice work sherlock.
http://imgur.com/jLvktHf
>>2569283
What's that on her armpit?
>>2569681
Spunk. She wanks blokes off with her armpit. They're all doing it these days. It's called a pit wank.
>>2569681
residues of deodorant... jesus you've never seen a girl IRL?
>>2569692
Are you trying to imply TayTay smells?
>>2569696
no, she emanates divine odours
>>2569696
Yes. Smells like stink.
Would you still like her even if she turned into a boy with a hint of pre-pubs voice?
>>2569847
I would suck her cock.
How do you guys feel about Keitra Jane?
>>2569854
What if she's into girls then?
>>2569099
>maymay
>what the actual fuck does this mean
meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem)
>>2569866
Inflated.
>>2569868
I'm talented, she won't mind when she's horny.
>>2569878
I don't understand but carry on.
>>2569868
Idk, I keep wondering if something is going on there with Karlie Kloss.
Subtlety is for pussies.
Morning Swifties
>>2570099
Night here.
>>2570101
So many reaction faces.
A simple survey.
Which one of her albums is your favorite and do you like her better before or after 1989?
I personally find Speak Now quite likable.
>>2570131
Speak Now > Red >>> 1989 >>> Fearless >>>>> Taylor Swift
What do you mean before or after 1989? What changed? Her hairstyle is worse if thats what you're on about.
>>2570131
1. Speak Now
2. Fearless
3. 1989
4. Red
5. Taylor Swift
>>2569919
is this her brother?
>>2570133
So
Curly hair > wavy hair?
>>2570141
Red at 4? All Too Well? I Almost Do? WANEGBT? The Moment I Knew? What's the problem? They're really good tracks.
>>2570150
Red Era hair > Curly hair > 1989 hair.
The short hair is cute and all but it's still worse.
>>2570151
I kind of like her hair like this where she looks [spoiler]manly[/spoiler]
>>2570155
The style from the album cover and the pony tail are my favourites to be honest
>>2570155
Ponytails are pretty qt.
>>2570151
I didn't say I don't like Red... I like all her albums, but, I prefer the old ones and 1989, because they are musically cohesive (like she says)
>>2570150
I miss her curly/wavy hair.
>>2570131
Red > Speak Now > Fearless > 1989 > Taylor Swift
>>2570150
like this
>>2570439 like that
Straight hair?
>>2570864
I love this
>>2570553
>>2570564
More of dem feet
>>2570926
i love taylors toes so much
i just wish she showed her soles more often
>>2570926
Who's Lo?
>>2570953
Does it really matter?
I heard you disgusting perverts like feet.
>>2570961
i love them.
>>2570969
wew lad
>>2570849
I fucking love the way she holds the pen
also thanks anon for the goat tier pics
>>2570973
I try holding my pen like that sometimes. It's pretty difficult to write properly like that.
>>2570961
My reaction exactly.
>>2570969
That resolution
I will never understand utterly sick minds behind feet fetishism.
>>2570983
since you don't understand, just don't judge
>>2570969
>>2570970
>>2570980
More from this set
>>2570983
>>2570993
>>2570996
>>2571012
Her fucking feet are so big they can't even stay in the shoes
>>2571033
Is that equivalent of big boobs for foot fetishist?
>>2571034
No, her big feet look ugly on those little stick legs.
>>2571034
How the hell should I know, it's disgusting though
>>2571034
No it's not
Taytay's feet are unique: big but childish, with small toes and nails, except the first toe
>>2571059
unbiased opinion.
great legs, cute face, everything else unremarkable.
>>2571059
You know who has big feet? Black women
>>2569905
Those shoes are actually retarded.
>>2571060
exactly
Surprised no one posted this one yet. It's one of my favorites.
>>2571083
Finger fetish?
>>2571086
Is that a thing? Not really for me. I just find that particular picture cute.
>>2568756
all of you...this
>>2571083
What's the point in reposting the same picture?
still waiting for her to come out
So, would you rather suck TayTay's dick or suck a black man's dick to get a smooch from her?
>>2571212
at this point I'd do aything just to touch her
>>2571211
I don't really have the time to search through my folder looking for really HQ photos. I just click one one and post it, it's borderline impossible to search a specific photo at this point, unless I happen to know where I can find it.
But here, the 1st really high res picture I could find.
>>2571237
>ew york
>>2571237
Okay I admit that isn't that high res and I might be slightly retarded for picking that one.
This should be better.
>>2568830
>Taylor Swift poops.
Bad thing is she's not doing it in my mouth.
>>2571275
this
>>2571237
>dat look
It's almost like Tay wants to do some impure stuff with me
>>2571384
by the look of that wetness by her eye, she already had some lewd stuff done with her
I really like her shoulders.
>>2570160
what's wrong with her teeth? why didn't she fix them
>>2571384
Reliable sources tell me she doesn't do lewd.
>>2568719
>Queen Taylor!
I don't believe there's any political jurisdiction where Ms Swift is recognized as a monarch, and you should cease from referring to her as such.
>>2571855
They're perfect
>>2571855
You mean, why are her teeth not yellow like "normal" ""people""?
>>2571237
that face, its warming my soul
>>2571882
>>2571886
That's because she IS perfection.
>>2571920
>7020x4680
I'm gonna go save that and drool over it thank you.
>>2571934
Post your drools!
>>2571909
Someone please X-ray this
What the devil do you learn in this place?
http://countrymusichalloffame.org/ContentPages/taylor-swift-education-center
>lens focuses on elbow
>>2571939
Uhm, no.
>>2571947
The way I read it you learn about the cultural background of Country music, and you can learn more about the history of country music.
Tay's just the most known and popular icon of Country music so they slapped her name on it.
>>2571947
It's not a school... It's just a place inside the museum that has various activities for kids
>>2571959
Well, I'd still love to take a course on Taylogy though if they have one.
>>2571961
I'd take Taylogy if it was a field of study, and I'd probably ace all of my classes.
Do you own any taytay memorabilia?
I'd love to buy some (mainly to sell them in 40 years) but they're all in USA and shipping is too expensive...
>>2571966
There's people with PhDs in Harry Potter or anime (fuckin' weebs), so I don't see why I can't have one in tayology
My internet is too slow to post these two.
http://www.cmt.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/taylorswift94-1416592310.jpg
http://assets.makers.com/field/image/slide_0006%20%286%29.jpeg
>>2571968
You can get a PhD in Harry Potter and in anime but not in Taylogy?
Blasphemy, which heathen decided this was okay?
>>2571967
I don't know if this counts but I only have some physical copies of Speak Now and Fearless.
>>2571966
So, what jobs do you get from studying taylogy? Her manager?
>>2571978
I'll settle for star of a reality soap about obsessed fans.
>>2571980
Speaking of which, what was your reaction to Charles Z.?
>>2571984
I actually thought the whole situation was hilarious, too bad he didn't get to meet her though because I feel like his entry was pretty legit.
Read, anons!
http://www.scholastic.com/taylorswift/
>>2571982
What's the post of wearing a shirt? My dog has a bigger set
>>2571882
>>2571883
I didnt mean color. her upper teeth are lined up in a strange way. it's perfectly seen on this picture. that's why she avoids smiling. on 90% pictures she doesnt show her teeth
>>2572001
Personally I love her smile like that, it's unique.
But yes, I understand what you mean, she has huge canines, she took'em from her mom (her brother also has them like this)
I guess she could have correct them when she was young, but at 12 she was already performing so it would have looked weird
>>2571868
Cersie got nothin on our queen!
http://strawpoll.me/6634244/r
Vote
>>2572093
Kill yourself
Vote here
http://strawpoll.me/6634244
Pure perfection
>>2572228
Some more sweet taytayness
If Taylor forced you to eat your own creampie out of her, would you?
>>2572260
Yes.
If Taylor made a sex tape with a black guy, would you watch it?
Would you fap?
>>2572263
>oh look, it's this faggot again
It would be extremely painful
>>2572267
So you would?
>>2572268
...for you
>>2572267
low boobs
I've been listening to Red again and they're better than what I remember.
>>2572435
high skirt makes them look unusually low
>>2572459
The only reason I put Speak Now in front of Red is that the best of Speak Now is better than the best of Red, but they're both God-tier.
You get to meet TayTay by accident. You manage to come up to her and make yourself talk to her and she's very friendly. What is the most important thing that you ask her to do?
>>2572470
Let me take a picture of her and her black boyfriend so I can shut those faggots on 4chan up
>>2572470
let me genuflect
