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Shouldn't this be in /hm/?
>>2522781
Last time I checked, she had a vagina m8.
>>2522781
it should probably be in /lgbt/
lol, she was a bit part in Trailer Park Boys and now she thinks she speaks for an entire group of gays and lesbians, Hollywood man, these famous people think they know everything.
You may gladly have her, America. She's like the epitome of a female Torontonian in university (yes, I know she's not from there).
>>2522814
we don't want her either, and I think it shows given that she doesn't get work. I think people are getting tired of being preached to by celebrities who don't really know what they're talking about. "Oh poor me, I'm only super rich and famous all across the world, but you have no idea how hard it is being a woman. Boo-hoo-hoo, please give me awards and more money."
>>2522816
>it shows given that she doesn't get work
She's always gotten work though.. she does like 2-4 projects each year, she just chooses to do more indies instead of Hollywood trash.
>>2522827
See how popular she is in the Indie scene after her 29th birthday.
After that, she'll be playing some stupid washed-up twat on the Hallmark Channel doing 12 regular movies and 8 Christmas movies a year. And she'll be playing a neurotic ice queen who falls in love with a handsome cowboy or a handsome fireman or a handsome cop, EVERY fucking movie.
"Oh, what a great actress!"
She would be perfect if she was straight.
>>2522874
Why are you so angry anon? It sounds like you're just mad that you can't fuck her since she's a lesbo. (not like you'd ever have the chance regardless)
The only thing I've ever heard her preach about are gay/women rights and even then it's been sparingly.
>>2522907
she looks gross here. way too dyke looking in this pic.
>>2522939
She dresses like a ventriloquist's dummy now. Or like something you give to a kid when you tell him grandma just died. Or like a young Jew at his bar mitzvah.
>>2522787
Since she came out that's all that comes out of her mouth.
Funniest thing is she's called a hero and courageous even though she waited until her career had totally flatlined and she had nowhere else to go before announcing it.
Compare this to Neil Patrick Harris or Jim Parsons who both came out while starring in 2 of the highest rated shows on television and the announcement could have hurt their futures on their respective shows and beyond.
THEY are still acting and their sexuality is separate from that. Since her announcement I've not seen Page in any role or in any interview which didn't relate to her eating pussy.
>>2522771
god those fingernails
its so sad that she's lost her cuteness
>>2522761
i just want to rub her soft boyish soles
and lightly kiss her toes
JUSTTTT
is that so much to ask for?
>>2522982
She's still cute imo, I imagine she still look the same naked.
Her new wardrobe is just terrible.
>>2522783
I have more luck personally seeing Jessica Biel's vagina than I do Ellen Page's vag.
There's a few pictures here where she looks really nicely dressed.
So I'm wondering how many of them are from the last 2 years cuz she looks like a wedding cake groom figure nowadays.
>>2523102
Not many unfortunately. It's kind of weird though, since she dressed ambiguously before she came out like in jeans/shirts but was still pretty.
Now she just looks meh.
>>2522945
>Compare this to Neil Patrick Harris or Jim Parsons who both came out while starring in 2 of the highest rated shows on television and the announcement could have hurt their futures on their respective shows and beyond.
THEY are still acting and their sexuality is separate from that. Since her announcement I've not seen Page in any role or in any interview which didn't relate to her eating pussy.
1000 times this. Her entire being and career is based around her sexual identity, which is just lame and almost kind of sad, if not for all the money and fame.
>>2523128
>in any role or in any interview which didn't relate to her eating pussy.
I doubt you've been looking considering her last roles and a few of her upcoming have nothing to do with her sexuality excluding Freeheld. She can't really help it if people ask about it in interviews.
>>2522901
Why are you lying?
>>2523253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
>>2523137
And why are people asking her about it so much?
Because there's nothing else of interest about her for them to talk about.
And remember that shit she did a few months ago where she went out with a camera trying to confront Ted Cruz over gay rights bullshit for footage some upcoming VICE news show only for it to backfire and make her look like a child?
I'm not saying she doesn't do anything else but all I ever see of her now is in films or interviews or shit like the Ted Cruz thing relating to her sexuality.
>>2523275
that video with Ted Cruz was just embarrassing, she really did look like a total fool, and that hurts gays and lesbians given that she has taken it upon herself to speak for all of them ,as if she even can. You're right. she uses her sex life as a tool for her own publicity, shameful.
You know it's pretty funny that she turned out to be a lesbian; it reminded me of the SNL episode with her and Andy Samberg.
>>2523295
What happened in it?
>>2522901
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2523286
A Hollywood whore using her sexuality for publicity, you don't say!
Oh, and brow-beating the masses with her insipid, juvenile and entirely spoon-fed political "opinions" too?
How could lightning strike twice???
>>2523402
does that look high resolution to you...
>>2523406
Fuck off faggot. Complain about the /tv/ janitors or petition for a /cel/ board if you don't want us here because that's the only reason we're on this shit board.
>>2523459
It's a question anon, calm down.
Go get some cream for your butthurt.
make love, not war
>>2523552
kiss
those eyes
>>2523552
Holy fuck that looks weird.
It's photoshopped so bad it makes them look like they were two separate photos edited together
Absolutely based thread
>>2523789
>>2523791
Why is she so cute bros?
>>2523792
>>2523793
jdimsa
>>2523792
>tfw she'll never procreate another mini ellen
What a shame, those perfect genes will die with her.
>>2523820
>psychologically damaged to the point she can't procreate
>wanting to procreate with degenerates
>>2523832
this. she's not attractive to be quite honest, she looks more like a dike than a real woman, you know what I mean.
>>2523832
>>2523835
Kek, why do you fags even bother opening the thread?
There are way better boards to shitpost in tbqh
>>2523832
oh my god, you people are so pathetically edgy. I can't possibly roll my eyes harder than I did when I read your comment.
>>2523845
sorry, I don't mean to shit up your thread, I just think she is a terrible person and a liar and once I saw this thread I couldn't stop myself from letting you know that. Please continue to jack off to this ugly dike, I'll leave now.
>>2523846
>not rolling them so hard it gives you an aneurysm
>not severing an artury on the "edge"
She's fucking cute. Her only flaw is her fivehead. Don't understand the hate. Is it because she has political views that differ to yours? Grow up.
>>2523846
*toots rape whistle*
>>2523847
This guy gets it, all the rest of you are pathetic losers.
>>2523969
You just said you don't understand the hate.
You just fucking answered your own question, tardo.
>>2524047
>>2524250
I can't even tell what movie it is, she looks young as shit.
>>2524250
Her movie Ghost Cat.
>>2524166
Whole Foods.... What a dyke.
>>2524333
>says the obese american
>>2522985
She has shit tier feet, man. They look like mongoloid toes.
ellen is a gorgeous girl. sexy in her own way, i guess, but nonetheless a really pretty girl.
>>2525095
She used to be adorable af, she's a totally different person at this point.
>>2524827
Dont underestimate the power of tiny qt canadian lesbian soles
>>2522938
Maybe because she is a dyke you fucking retard
>>2526248
>implying lesbians exist
>>2526248
there is such a thing as too dyke numbnuts.
Are there more pics that show just how tiny she is?
She's 5 ft 1
>>2526726
god i love that picture
>>2522950
can't unsee
Guys... I miss her
;_;
>>2526742
Yes.
:(
>>2530077
>filthy rich
>depressed
Kek, she has it so hard..
>>2530113
>you can buy happiness
Yep, she's wrong.
>>2530245
I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not, but literally anything can be bought including happiness.
The possibilities are endless, as long as money has value.
>>2530117
>that look in their eyes
You just know...
>>2522761
Where to buy this cool sweatshirt?
>>2530255
except thats totally wrong
>>2530858
Nah, it's pretty accurate
>>2530791
haha were you that guy who wanted to buy the sweatshirt in that thread a while ago. . .kek
>>2530976
Not him but I've seen requests for that particular sweatshirt all over the internet, no one seems to know where to buy it too.
>>2522761
does she miss the dick already?
>>2522780
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>2522936
>Justin Paige
>>2531973
If women could impregnate other women, men would go extinct. No one really wants dick.
>>2531987
Shouldn't you be locked up in your safe space?
>>2532851
>women who totally rule
>lists women who either haven't had a decent acting role in years, are known to inflict physical violence on those who work for them or who's rich parents bought them their modelling/acting/business careers.
>>2532877
>anon is easily #triggered by a magazine cover
>>2533067
>retard can't tell difference between having a chuckle and being triggered
>>2533411
We get anon, you're a retard. Calm down.
>>2531241
I want it too
>28 years
>>2534443
I want it on bedsheets
>>2534444
>tfw no dog or cute girl
suicide_is_painless.flak
>>2533465
Wat?
Can you imagine how tight her tiny little cunt must be?
>>2534970
Probably stretched out from a massive black dildo
>>2523554
>you will never hug Ellen from behind as she leans forward giggling, pushing her butt into your crotch
:3
>>2534970
I'd rather find out how tight her backdoor feels tbqh, I doubt she gets any use out of it.
>>2535076
the way she eats theres nothing either coming or going
>>2535631
Nah she's just a vegan that's probably why she got skinnier, and with all that fiber there's plenty going out.
>>2534946
DUDE LESBIANS LMAO
>>2535773
i love that outfit
it looks so good on her
>>2535793
oh
oh my
>>2535773
Lmao i'm sorry but she looks like a child sitting on the lap of the director
still cute tho
I'm still trying to figure out why the makers of "Beyond Two Souls" video game would render her character model with realistic nipples when you never see her nude enough to see her nipples in the game?
It just seems like a creepy, perverted easter egg the game makers deliberately put in the game. I dont see Ellen Page saying yes to them asking her if they could put nipples on her character, or asking her if they could photograph and scan her topless so they get the size and color of her nipples accurate.
>>2540129
Doesn't she have a shower scene in the game?
It would seem more weird to give her a body like a barbie doll
>>2540129
Lol it's a European dev team who have had nudity in their last few games, and to be honest if Page wasn't involved in this probably would've had nudity in this game too.
Her character has 2 separate shower scenes so they probably designed her model that way in case David Cage (the director) wanted it and Page was cool with it. They didn't go ahead with it so they framed those scenes differently but then of course dev consoles can move the camera around.
I personally think that they expected people to see the nude model eventually but didn't think the gaming media eould make such a huge fucking deal about it. Max Payne 2 had the same thing with Mona Sax's nude model being anatomically correct despite you not actually seeing anything in the game itself and nobody gave a shit.
>>2540129
do you think they made those art assets from the ground up? its probably generic female template #28 with ellen pages's face
>>2540231
>Doesn't she have a shower scene in the game?
Yes, but the game never shows her nipples during the game, so what would be the point of giving her character model nipples if they are never shown during gameplay?
This is my point.
>>2540445
>do you think they made those art assets from the ground up? its probably generic female template #28 with ellen pages's face
That is one possible explanation for the nipples, I just figure they did build her character model from the ground up since they scanned Ellen Page's body and face for the game
>>2540231
there are two shower scenes in the game
>>2540477
Its been explained why the model had nipples and it's not because it was an Easter egg or some generic nude body they got from a do it yourself 3D modelling cd.
They would have made the model at least partially anatomically correct so they would have the option in case they chose to show as much as they did of the female protagonist of their previous game Heavy Rain. That's why the model has detailed nipples and ass but not a bush or vagina because they knew they definitely wouldn't be showing that much.
How would you turn lesbo slave ellen into a straight waifu?
Hard mode: no penetration
>>2540488
>They would have made the model at least partially anatomically correct so they would have the option in case they chose to show as much as they did of the female protagonist of their previous game Heavy Rain.
And what is your source for this? Sounds like made up bullshit.
>>2540968
>that boombox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmi60Bd4jSs
>>2540967
>if you look real close you can see the exact moment her sexuality turns
She's laheys daughter
>>2542474
For 5 episodes and then nothing is ever heard of her again.
>>2543514
Do you think they experimented?
