Alexandra Daddario
semen demon
>>2512466
Even without the eye/tooth editing, that picture is still terrifying. She's very attractive, but in about 10% of her pictures, she's fucking spooky.
>>2512588
She is just going to suck out most of your blood and all of your semen. Nothing to be afraid of.
>>2512466
If they ever make a big budget Vampirella movie, the casting is already done. The face, the hair, the tits... she is perfect for the role.
>>2512466
the joker-ish vibe occurred to me as well
I would sell my soul for that semen demon
the shoop is freaky deaky
>>2512415
damnit, lettering.
someone post the mudflaps
>>2512664
>Brofessor
>>>/reddit/
>>2512466
I love that picture
spooky scary Alex halloween
>>2512963
Nightmare fuel.
Her boobs are good enough to take the risk of her biting your dick off though.
What an angel
>>2513490
she's more like a clown
Ever looked at a girl that makes you physically... Hungry?
It's weird.
>>2513139
I like biting
>>2512963
jesus h chirst on a cross
lord please give the strength against this devil
>>2514129
that picture?
don't jerk it off son, get girlfriend, I know it's hard
(lol)
>>2514287
Can't tell if you're shitposting or if you're simply Reddit incarnate.
>>2512639
If she sucked it all through my dick I'd gladly let her. Top tier Semen Demon.
>>2514414
well, that's because you're a dumbass
>>2514561
Ah, so Reddit. Thanks for the confirmation.
>25 images
>no mammarios
step it up
>>2514570
Fake?
>>2514587
>can't tell the difference between real and fake breasts
Top kekers.
>>2514587
If you means fake boobs: no
If you mean to ask if it's photoshopped: also no (scene from True Detective)
wife material
>>2514787
haha yeah maybe but not for you
>>2514773
this picture is tha bomb
my negros
>>2512963
>perfect teeth
hhhnnggg
>>2514854
baka baka desu senpai
>>2514854
do you guys think she collects souls?
>>2514891
She looks dumb.
>>2514594
isn't it wonderful
She doesn't do the crazy eyes in the bedroom.
>>2514900
lol yeah you're right
Why didn't you go with her to the instyle awards?
She looks so lonely
It's national sandwich day, and I'm think of Daddario's roast beef for dinner!
>>2512350
Hands down my favorite picture of her
>>2515166
sorry I was too busy being a loser
This is my favorite picture of her. It is just too great. It looks like you are a caveman that just walked onto a glade where you spotted this young cavewoman searching for some berries to eat and as she spots you back there is a delay in her fight or flight reflex making her freeze knowing you are just about to jump on her pushing her down to mate fully aware of what strong children she will be able to bear for you.
>>2515205
just like always
>>2515127
so sad
>>2515213
it's hard to believe she's 29
she looks like a renaissance painting
>>2515233
>tfw we won't see her tits again until she is 37
>>2515213
I like your post, anon. It makes this board a better place
>>2515166
I guess someone had better things to do.
>>2515166
I was busy also being lonely
>>2515233
Depends on the lightning, but yeah, pretty much
>>2515306
this movie was so stupid I spent a long moment afterwards thinking about how stupid it was
>>2515408
I laughed when [spoiler]that cop shot the chick because he was scared[/spoiler]
>>2515548
stupid newfriend
>>2515204
My fav would be >>2514780 but I really like this one too
>summit ice
aaaand dropped
What roles would you like to see Alex do next?
I think she'd be great in a Dollhouse-type sci fi show.
>>2512671
damn gurl those eyes
>>2517078
Yeah, she'd look awesome roughed up a bit, battle scars all over... hng
>>2515778
like a real life Elizabeth from Bioshock
someone post her fucking shit tunnel NOW
>>2515213
This guy
Would you suck on her roastie?
>>2518150
This guy
>>2517078
nice funny face :3
>>2518159
Yeah
She might like it
And I'm pretty sure I'd like it
>>2518159
There is literally nothing wrong with roasties
>>2519728
shhheeeeeeit maybe if you reeeeal hongry
>>2519737
Virgins can't be choosers.
>>2515213
Thanks for the new fetish
>>2519737
Alex doesn't make you hungry?
>>2520028
sure, for a gallon of extra strength mouth wash after a barbed wire flossing.
>>2520033
Barbed wire is much too heavy a gauge to fit between teeth
You're just being obtuse
>>2520034
not nearly as obtuse as her undercarriage
>>2520036
I'd like her legs to be obtuse
Everything on her Twitter is screaming 'I'm single' and also 'I'm awesome'.
She's like the final boss of girlfriends.
>>2521064
>nipples greeting us
what a wonderful lady
>>2521829
examples?
>>2521844
https://twitter.com/AADaddario/status/665024738884907009
>>2521883
She really knows her audience well
>>2514637
I've done extensive research on the subject and they are indeed fake.
>>2522141
Doubt it
>>2522152
Look it up. When she was younger they were much, much smaller. Then suddenly they ballooned. Also, look up the nude-pics when she is bending over. They are not acting like tits that size should act.
>>2522172
>much, much smaller. Then suddenly they ballooned.
Oh and in that case they would look horribly fake. You can't go more than 1-2 sizes bigger without making it very obvious they are fake
If you are reading this lord Satan, my soul is up for grabs for a small price
>>2522191
I bet she is great for cuddles
>>2522194
Sure anon. That, and the continuous penetration of her mouth with my throbbing member. While she gently drains the life-force from me, staring deep into my eyes.
>>2522195
but mostly cuddles
She is going to be the main boobs in the new Bayewatch http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3324070/Dwayne-Rock-Johnson-reveals-Alexandra-Daddario-cast-Summer-Quinn-Baywatch-reboot.html
>tfw visited the same wildlife sanctuary just to feel some kind of connection
>>2524139
you're kinda creepy, mate
>>2522710
Wonder if she'll dye her hair blonde.
>>2524191
blondes are overrated
>>2524527
literally furyan
>>2524527
Well, I prefer redheads. Just saying it would be interesting to see her with proper blonde hair, not mousy blonde like that pic.
>>2524139
Over 90% of all koalas in Australia have chlamydia. It is transferrable to humans by contact with koala urine. Koalas often urinate on humans when cuddled.
> tfw Daddario probably has koala chlamydia.
>>2522172
>When she was younger they were much, much smaller. Then suddenly they ballooned.
Dear Abby:
What is puberty?
Signed,
Virganon.
>>2524730
>monkey
>>2524825
Because she hugged a koala once?
>>2524825
I think they would have to piss on her puss for that to happen
And that is propably one of the 10% that are clean considering it's a zoo and they do regular check ups on their animals
>>2524139
that look
>>2524912
That is how her normal face will look like in 10 years
>>2521829
I fail to comprehend how such woman can be single
She's only scary with red lipstick, she should lay off it a little
>>2524535
What if she stars alongside Riddick in the next film? She could be a hybrid. She's still got her pupils.
What is wrong with her? What is she trying to say?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-hrVRiNLVh/
Did she just come out of the closet?
>>2525157
despite what we may imagine celebrities often have a very isolated life
and despite what we may imagine beautiful people are not necessarily socially skilled
and just because you get hit on every 5 minutes, it doesn't mean you're hit on by interesting guys
Let's get in situation:
You're at a party and you see her. You think "Hey it's boobs, from that TV show, I should talk to her."
But then you think "Wait if I go talk to her she will think I'm hitting on her, which would be the case actually, and I bet she gets hit on all the time and if I do it she will think I'm just another douche trying to get in her pants cause I saw her giant tits on TV, and what am I thinking anyway? this girl is a 12/10, she's already dating a 12/10 guy who's super rich and talented and charismatic, she doesn't need a loser like me, she's so out of my league we're not even playing the same sport. Forget about it, I'll just jerk off once or twice when I get home and move on with my life."
And this my friends, is why she's single.
>>2527344
at least now we know she's not a whiny vegan, she wakes up at 3:30 to look at Japanese people carving big fishes, and we all know they killed a couple of dolphins in the process
>>2527377
tip top lel
how long is your neckbeard?
>>2527380
>I have no real argument so I'll just call him a neckbeard
>>2522195
I like the way you talk senpai.
>>2527512
What argument? That elaborate answer about why she doesn't have a boyfriend in his fantasy was just really entertaining to me.
>>2527516
why call him a neckbeard then?
>>2527524
Because usually neckbeards have elaborate fantasies about why their beloved doesn't have a bf.
>alexannadaddarioThanksgiving dinner
isn't that a disgrace? I thought eating feast is the most holy of American holidays
What is she doing in Japan?
>>2528050
getting YELLOWED
>>2528423
Good. I really hope she goes into an arcade, gets the most timid fat sperg and fucks his brains out for 27 seconds. It would break his reality.
Someone post the GQ webms
>>2530084
Which ones
Why are the Daddarios here so passive
>>2531735
She seems to be pretty unknown for the most part
>>2531735
she's a cute white girl
>>2533217
Awesome contribution.
>>2522172
Virgin detected.
Try having sex with real women then come back and comment.
>>2527344
god that is such an awesome tumtum. the best
>>2533638
It's slim but still looks soft :3
>>2533826
I bet she will wear a red bikini in baywatch
>>2512963
Most of the time, I think she is stunning.
Not here.
>>2537270
Yup, about half the time she looks like she belongs with the beauties of the 50s, and the other half of the time she looks like she's been sent to terrify us.
