Zooey Deschanel!!
>>2487203
>those thighs
I want to bite.
Go on.
Mhm. I bet she bites.>>2487257
>tfw New Girl without Zooey
i bet her boobies are super cute...
I feel so sad for Ben Gibbard
>>2490726
agree ^_^
>>2490766
I feel so sad for myself
>>2489105
What is she thinking?
>>2491426
I want a big hard cock in me and an orange in my hand?
>>2491466
she's a virgin fyi.
>>2491474
A virgin with a child? I heard that one before.
She needs to get her tits out more
>>2491478
Have you heard this before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLPADW_kUw
Are there any pictures of her without the makeup? No makeup.
>>2491675
Should've been an actor.
>>2492037
https://i.imgur.com/1G4R8sm.jpg
I hate this woman, no idea why. Her face makes me angry.
>>2498147
its cos she looks like a smug indie liberal third wave feminist who wears girly dresses to be ironic except she secretly likes feeling feminine & she thinks shes super cute cos nobody has ever put her in her place before
>>2498328
I don’t know her at all, but that seems spot on.
the funniest thing is how threatened you are by women.
>>2498332
>threatened
you seem to be confused, thats just wat she looks like. she is relatively cute so i dont mind looking
The pussy game must be fucking ridiculous, Ben Gibbard wrote multiple albums about losing it.
>>2498756
maybe he hadnt had a lot of different ones to reminisce to and maybe hers stood out.
probably the fact that she still rocks the fur-kini...
>>2498118
nice
>>2501178
tits vagina
>>2493847
Hnnngggg dat pale skin
>>2501715
negro I agree, she's cute
No HR pics from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? She was an absolute qt in that movie
>>2503118
Beginning of the end, though.
I mean in the Happening, it was undeniable, but you know even in HHGTTG, you could see the first cracks starting to appear.
That MKUltra Mindcontrol shit tends to wear hard on these girls . . . especially the most innocent ones . . .
>>2503179
(500) Day of Summer was her peak and that was after Hitchhiker's Guide. Don't be daft.
>>2503179
Mind control what?
Hitchhikers was her peak for me personally.
Mainly cuz I didn't like 500 Days of Summer that much
>>2487202
Beautiful bitch
>>2503212
Monarch Mind Control, mate.
MKULTRA, man. 100% admitted by the CIA, not speculation or conjecture. The only point of contention is, they claim to have stopped the program completely. But they clearly did NOT stop it. They clearly took it mainstream and started implementing elements of it society-wide.
Obviously the best example of that is the well-documented sex and pedophilia cult that controls Hollywood. Everybody knows that if you want your career to really take off, you're gonna have to sit on the right lap. You gotta sit on the casting couch sometime.
Even our beautiful Zooey had to do it. And guess what, it's not a one-time thing, either. It's more like,"I fucking own you and I'll fuck you in any hole I want and you'll come when I call you and leave when I throw you out until you're not young and pretty anymore and then well, maybe you can go play somebody's mom on the Hallmark Channel you fucking used-up worthless whore, now let the next hot young thing in on your way out, then lock the door behind you."
>>2503196
You talking fame-wise?
Because I'm not.
tits
>>2504773
she does have nice tits
>>2503179
What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking tinfoil hat guy?
>>2503971
What.
The.
Fuck!?
>>2504852
its actual documented fact
>>2504852
Holy shit junior, does somebody have to hold your hand??? Try to claw your way to a computer and then search the following keyterms:
Monarch mind control
MKULTRA
Disney CIA
>>2505037
How's that kool-aid, anon?
>>2505044
>my koolaid is betterer because its a different color
>inb4 you aint got a koolaid IV
>>2505061
Thanks for continued pictures in between the crazy.
>>2505044
You can't just accuse people of drinking the kool aid because they don't believe in your batshit insane conspiracy.
It's more something that's used when there's something objective in front of somebody and they refuse to accept it.
Like somebody being told GG is a terror campaign against women despite this being said by feminists who themselves harass women who don't listen & believe.
Your version of it would be used to describe the people who DIDNT commit mass suicide because they were told "God totally wants you to guys!"
So I must assume you are the fedora wearing guy from the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on conspiracy theories. The guy who believes every new president is shown a video of someone on the grassy knoll shooting JFK.
OR someone who believes in reptilians or some other such craziness.
>>2505091
Hey retard, in the time it took for you to type out this idiotic screed, you could have googled the terms for yourself and found out that it's not a batshit conspiracy, it's a batshit documented fact.
Seriously, you are sitting in front of the greatest independent research and investigation machine ever devised and you still choose to go through life as uninformed and antagonistic towards new information as possible? Fuck you, stupid.
>>2505143
Had time to burn waiting on someone before but am not now so I'll be brief
>everything that I read on the Internet is true. It must be, I read it on the Internet.
That is exactly what you just said.
>>2504990
disgusting nails
>>2504990
I don't understand dude.
I get when people say Chloe Moretz has fucked up feet and giant hands but I don't understand what the problem with Zooey's nails are.
>>2505222
they're too long and unattended
>>2505177
your cognitive dissonance is a choice. you understand this, no?
>>2505380
Ok I'm sure everyone else is getting tired of this and I don't have any HR Zooey pictures so I don't like bumping this thread without them.
You've not actually provided any evidence for your conspiracy theories brah. You keep saying "it's documented fact!!!" Which even that alone makes you sound like a crazy person, but yeah nothing to back up what you're saying just telling others to google it.
You have this crazy shit built up in your head (like all conspiracy theorists or paranoid schizophrenics) and of course everyone else who thinks you're an idiot must just be "sheeple" who haven't learned the secret maaaaan.
Eh whatever again everyone here is probably tired of this shit so I'll stop but the tinfoil hat monicker does suit you well.
>>2505433
>You keep saying "it's documented fact!!!"
no, he didnt, i did. becos it is. CIA admitted to it, there are declassified documents straight from the horses mouth. dont be so retarded.
>>2505530
You're still a cunt
>>2505667
>RRREEEEEEEEE
>>2505625
wat do you mean still? really tho mkultra was "stopped", the head of the project got a commendation for great contribution to intelligence or some bullshit, i forget the exact wording, then he turned around & called the program "useless". obvious cover, & its obviously still going on
>>2487202
thick zooey is best zooey
>>2506320
a shame her pussy is ruined now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
MKUltra is an actual thing.
Of course, the suggestion that this woman was subjected to it is purely speculation.
That's it.
Now post some pics I can wank to.
>>2506536
Speak for yourself only, please. There is no reason for you to say "we," you don't speak for any we, you speak for you.
>>2506381
why would it be "ruined"?
>>2508883
Destroyed beyond repair
>>2508943
by what?
>>2508949
Sauron
She has aged quite well for a white woman.
>>2508982
>implying you wouldn't fuck a 98 year old Danish cunt at the drop of hat
Jamarcus, plz
>>2508982
she's only 35...
>>2508949
the birth of her daughter
>Elsie Otter
I really hope this is a joke. I know Zooey is kinda 'different', but that name is just stupid
>>2506320
can't tell if still zooey or already perry
>>2508984
yeah well, she has a lot of wrinkles
>>2506320
she is growing into a mommy body
>>2509112
sometimes l like that
>>2509080
giving birth doesn't wreck your vagina. Are you 15?
Just saw Rock the Kasbah -- it was kind a shit.
>>2509112
Seriously hot. I like it.
She's hotter than a nigga in the electric chair...
>>2509294
>confirmed virgin
>>2509549
I'M the virgin? That guy thinks having a kid wrecks a vagina for fuck sake
>>2509560
it does, have you ever had sex with an mother? its different
>>2509360
Elaborate?
>>2509294
>>2509560
it definitely does. no amount of kegels will save it, although they help
where the fuck are you getting your info on women from? cosmo? tumblr?
>>2509919
shit bitch she's getting old too fast
Every day I see her I'm pissed that Janis Joplin biopic she was going to do never happened. Where she said she would do a nude scene to reenact the photoshoot of Joplin with the necklace of beads.
>>2509940
WTF !?!? (#ï¿£3ï¿£) The project itself has got in shit loaded trouble, huh. But bro, the articles out there say that Amy Adams playing Janis.
She is really pretty.
>>2513161
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
She's amazing, love every role and I think she's cute as hell.. but she is not *sexy*, and that's ok.
>>2513161
Dem legs and shoes
>>2513194
If she is not sexy then the word "sexy" never had any meaning at all.
stupid herpes-poster
>>2513771
Eye see what you did there...
>>2513305
>>2513192
Dem legs indeed.
>>2513305
>>2514557
She said she always wears stockings because she doesn't like showing her legs but I don't know why because they're amazing.
>>2514564
Pity she doesn't take her calf game more seriously.
>>2488048
Like Scrubs without the original cast. Go on for a season and die a painful death.
she's got too much of a quirky/zaney/"look! I'm special and unique!" vibe to her for me to really be a fan.
plus her wiki feet page is disappointing. too shy... too many close-toed pairs of shoes..
>>2515184
She is a beautiful little wall flower and nothing you can say will change her zaney-ness
>>2515184
>not wanting an IRL MPDG
>>2515281
>nice thighs
>thighs
>covered
K
wouldactuallymarry/10
Don't you die on me, thread!
>>2515945
keep dreaming/10
>>2515945
notifimarryfirst/10
>>2518262
I wish this movie had more of a focus on her character and less on Portman's.
>>2518700
s-should i cum?
>>2518706
well, I definitely just did. go ahead
based thread!
>>2518700
Perky lil tits
>>2503971
I love these conspiracy theories. It gives sad little faggots the illusion that these famous, beautiful women might actually be attainable to someone as fat and greasy as them, if only they ran in the right circles!
It's hilariously obvious fap material for guys with such low self-esteem that they feel brainwashing is the only way they could get their dicks wet.
>>2518884
Im not even sure how the MKultra thing is supposed to relate to her.
I'm a dumb faggot can someone explain it to me.
>>2518884
That's you projecting, mate.
These girls are fucking victims, and their destruction is vicious and savage and cruel.
And you're nothing but a child discussing grown-up matters.
>>2519000
Project Monarch, look it up.
MKULTRA is a blanket term for a lot of different programs. And it's an incomplete term because the programs continued and evolved after MKULTRA was publicly admitted and ordered cancelled.
If you people would just do the most basic research, these matters would not confuse you.
>>2519111
Yep kinda what I expected.
I asked as plainly as I could for an explanation and you couldn't do any better than say "do your research".
>>2519143
welcome to 4chan retard you could have googled it in less time
Why are we talking about MKULTRA when all I want to do is jerk off on her face?
>>2519221
>jerk off on her face
She's a pure lady, anon.
>>2519221
>Please Anon, you know I like it all in my mouth~~~
>>2519190
I wanted to see if a truther faggot could actually convince me of the shit they were slinging without sounding like a tumblr feminist talking about the patriarchy. Big surprise they couldn't.
>>2519143
Asshole, I can't know information for you and guess what, it doesn't all fit in a soundbite.
Quit expecting everybody to just hand you years of research on a silver platter.
Either be smart or don't.
>>2519221
Nobody's fucking stopping you, retard. Do you know how scroll buttons work?
Imagine if you masturbated your brain as much as you masturbate your penis, you'd know how to scroll up, down, you name it.
>>2519298
Really, dumbass? REALLY?
You want me to prove a globe-spanning, centuries-old conspiracy involving thousands of key players and millions of compartmentalized moving parts all in 140 characters or less?
How about you just stay retarded? It's not like you're actually going to do anything with the information IF you had it, right? It's a supreme waste of time to educate a fucking moron.
You really are a fucking apex ignoramus.
>>2519298
>I just wanted to sit on my fat ass and expect other people to scramble around doing years of research and then condense it all into a soundbite so I sit in my imaginary ivory tower like a fat turd pass judgment from the inscrutable heights of my ignorance.
Like convincing YOU of ANYTHING is anything but a colossal waste of time. I wouldn't waste my fucking time and effort trying to convince you not to put your hand on a hot burner, asshole.
Take some fucking responsibility for yourself for the first time ever in your life.
>>2519253
>looks like a gaping asshole
I like
>>2519325
Haha this is exactly what I'm talking about you colossal dickhead.
Can't explain your own position on shit but get salty at everyone for not instantly agreeing with you.
>Can you explain what you mean by this?
>YOU SHEEPLE JUST WONT LISTEN TO THE TRUTH, OPEN YOUR EYES MAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
This is why people actively avoid cunts like you because under any further discussion, no matter how diplomatic, you sound just as fucking confrontational and insane as everyone thought you were.
>>2519326
>Maybe we could try cumming in my asshole one night ~~~~
>>2519348
>try cumming in my asshole
>implying she doesn't do that most nights anyway
Stay pleb
>>2519344
>arguing with conspiracy theorists
Fuck off, underage faggot. Your shitposting derailed and destroyed this entire thread. Everyone else knew to fucking ignore this dumb faggot and you chose to give him attention for his horse shit. Just fucking stop.
>>2519420
>underage
Try again faggot
>>2519348
omg can you imagine her being a little slut and taking a cock in the ass.
holy fuck I want to do that to her so badly
>>2519754
>Well come on then... Lube that big cock up and put it in my tight little asshole~~~~
Any pics of Zooey with her hair blowing in the wind?
>>2519792
Just lift the dress a little and show us your hairy pussy
>>2519809
>I've been growing it just for you~~~
>>2519815
Disgusting. You should be ashamed for posting something like this. Just awful and disgusting
>>2519815
not so nice bush
>>2519344
>>2519420
And fuck you, dude.
What's your fucking problem? You're too stupid to scroll? You can't find the pictures anymore? You don't know how a scroll button works?
"fuh fuh fuh, you derailed the thread by posting in it, fuh fuh! How am I supposed to post in this thread if other people are posting in it too? MOOOOOM!!! Make the world get off the internet! I only want to see MY posts! Waaahh!"
Fucking shit for brains. Just slap yourself.
Her mom was hotter than her when she was young.
>>2519978
What are you waiting to post her mom pics?
>>2519344
What you asked for an "explanation" of is a subject of study about the size of The Crusades. So what do you want me to explain about it? How to type the keywords I listed into a search engine? Because you can't figure out how Google works?
Really? How did you get to 4chan? Did you open a Google window and type in . . . Oh wait . . . you don't know how to do that . . . Okay wait a minute dude, HOW DID YOU GET TO 4CHAN???
>>2520044
You still on about this shit retard?
>>2520031
Don't have any that are high res enough. I suppose I can cheat though.
>>2520155
Meh.
>>2520155
>elongated cranium
Ack Ack desu senpai
I love her.
>>2520073
You need me to draw you a map of how to scroll down past things you don't want to read, literal intellectual infant?
>>2521193
Fuck off back to pol you derailing faggot.
Whats your favourite part of her body?
>>2524111
her face
>>2524111
Legs, WHEN SHE FUCKING SHOWS THEM.
>>2524111
her personality
>>2524111
Definitely her eyes.
>>2524111
Her kneepits.
>>2524111
faces is everytime my most important part, if the body is nice too, its at least 8/10
