moar liek dis (preferrably with less clothes)
How's this?
>>939488
That works, without the shooped dick tho :p
>>939665shopped dick is only way. most guys like in http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1407784438939.jpg pic are members of the tpc tiny pecker club
So muscular looking douchebag thread?
>>939699
yas
>>939699
sounds good to me
>>939699
Yes, AKA the hottest guys on the planet
>>939699
yeah pretty much. They're terrible people, but hot as fuck.
>>939717
>>939714
>>939711
>>939703
No problems here. I should probably say that i hate that i'm attracted to them but i dont. They're ultimate boner material.
>>939775
especially with dat waist. I'd add more, but idk what to search.
why can't I just suck all their dicks
Guys like this make me rock hard and I want to hatefuck them
how would you know if their gay or bi?
>>939693
"Brody" could like, be a vet medicine major. What makes these guys douches? That cocky attitude?
>>939811
Depending on the setting / who you ask some will say that most of them are bit bi, especially when they're drunk. Giving them a bj is easy, the hard part is doing anything involving the ass, yours or theirs.
>>939805
tfw that is my ideal body type for a guy. Muscular but not ottermode
>>939790
Me neither. Probably just look up douche bags, dude bros, frat boys, etc. tumblrs.
>they're all straight
>>939847
>For now
>>939835
Id blow all three of them at the same time
>>939835
Want their cocks
bump
>>940165
GODDDDDD this pic. How do I get like that/ get that/ get on that. so hot. I can't deal
>>940181
ask /fit/
I love them so much. Sometimes i think about having a legitimate relationship with these types of guys but it just seems impossible. All i can do with them is have a ridiculously hot fuck session.
>>939382
fewer
>>940303
nah, 'clothes' isn't used as a countable item, so 'less' still works. 'less clothing' would be better though
>>939688
>referencing a full URL instead of just referencing the post id
>>940335
ehh. needs more bulk.
>>940304
>countable
>I have seven clothes.
>Would you take four clothes to the charity shop, please?
>Big offer! Two clothes for five quid!
Yeah, nah.
>arguing about grammar
pls. I need more fap material.
>>940317
It looks like he's showing off his tits here.
>>940566
That neck looks ridiculous
>>940603
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>940764
ehh, he kinda just looks like he's retarded
>>939693
Went to HS with this guy, no joke
>>940859
Did you get to suck his dick?
>>940859
what highschool
>>940919
I demand to know who this os or at least more pics
>>940859
yeah me too lol
>>941016
ps you're welcome, thread
>>940928
whoever that is on the left, oh lordy
>>940366
>>940568
fuck
sure didn't! he's straight as hell, married as of our ten year reunion :D
>>941016
what year did you graduate??? small world, the internet
>>941017
wow so disappointing
>>941536
same
>>941017
that's not him
>>941646
Hnnng this pic....
So much boner looking through this thread.
Why is it so hard to find gay bros with this body type?
>>942068
Not sure, this is why gay dudes have such a fascination with straight guys. It's like impossible to find gay guys who look or act like these types.
>>942350
You answered your own question.
>>943147
/thread
>>941640
Lmao @ sunburn
>>940770
.fuck
>>943184
hot as fuck tho
>>943151
That wasnt my question, i still dont know what's up with gay guys not being able to look and act like these types of dudes.
Bbdd
420
Bbdd420
where do i find men like these?
>>943410
in pictures on the internet... theyre not real
no man, i mean where do people like this exist, gay ones, and of course they exist
>>943417
they don't
>>940281
Yeah there are very for it when there horny but ur fucking nothing once sex is done
wouldn't it just be amazing if they were sexy and gentlemen..
>>943425
That's fine. If I could find a steady stream of horny guys like this, I'd be fine.
:O
>>943673
They do and some are very fucking nice at that
Try fucking talking with them rather than judging
>>943676
Give me just one example.
>>943976
oh god yes
>you will never be begrudgingly fucked by a college frat bro
>>944376
Hot damn. Baby-faced country boys are my weakness.
>>944433
literally kill me
>>944433
Speak for yourself, that's like the whole reason i'm even going to college.
>>944591
i love men
>>940573
>neck
There's a neck there?
These kinds of threads remind me why i wouldnt care about being known as a slut.
>>943976
he looks fucking amazing
any moar of him?
http://gqjock.tumblr.com/post/95010410698
http://38.media.tumblr.com/74a1dcaeed15f5c137cf133801b551c4/tumblr_nagm036k1Q1r65x3eo1_400.jpg
that guy is like 30 though
More from him here:
http://youtu.be/TL-6lQIuEng
>>944938
mmmmmmm
>>944938
>charging $35 for a 12 minute flexing video
Is this nigga for real?
>>944479
anyone? please?
>>944101
>reallyfaggot.jpg
>>941641
Hot damn...
damn
>>942350
Well I found one! And we're dating
dat ass tho
>>945360
You know that's fake right?
>>939382
>lel i liek to typ liek dis xD so kewl! :3
please die.
>>940355
this has to be the most shopped pic on this entire board
>>940566
>>940573
>>944618
>that one on the left
>god save me
>>940568
.....
.....
......that's my fucking brother.
>>945480
prove it nigga
>>945480
post fb pic of brother
>>945480
post more of hs cock plzzzzzzzzzz
>>945364
yeah still dont care lewl
>>945480
But are you glad knowing you're bigger than him?
>>945480
Is he single? and gay?
>>945480
Post one non-sexual picture of him and maybe i'll pay attention to your bullshit claims that you went to high school with someone hot.
>>945480
I'm calling you on your Bullshit. Prove it.
>>945480
Prove it faggit
>>945480
proof pls
>>945480
Mhm. Sure.
Is there a way for me to fuck these guys or at least suck them off?
>>946482
find the ones who take cash
>>946482
Dont be too fem, let them know you'll keep your mouth shut, and be somewhat attractive. Alcohol always helps too.
>>946495
wow this couldn't be more accurate.
Also constantly stroke their ego in some way and let them know you know your place (wherever they want you to be)
I've witnessed some real 3/10s mindfucking cocky straight boyz
>>940566
>941053 #
>dat tiny bulge tho
; _ ;
>>940566
FUCK that free ballin in them shorts. I just want to pull those down and feel those sweat balls resting on my face.
>>946530
Eh, i pretty much gave up ever settling down. I wouldnt mind chasing sex / straight dudes my whole life. Like i even plan on living that long.
>>946525
I take a lot of notes in the art of straight boy seduction.
>>939805
This.
>>946962
Guy on the left looks too muscular for his baby face.
>>946525
I'm a 7/10 but I think it's really hard for me because I don't get into social situations where I can talk to hot straight guys in the first place ;_;
>>947335
Well that's something you gotta work on, you gotta go to the straight boys because they arent going to come to you usually. Even the few you might find online and from hook up apps are just a small portion of the guys desperate / curious enough to look. Most of them you have to find.
>>939805
Perfection.
>>947335
Network harder hot straight boys are everywhere
>>947335
Unless you are a 18-22 femboy you pretty much have no chance of getting fucked or sucking a straight guy
I don't know why douchebags are way hotter than nice guys, i mean, nice guys can be hot too but douchebags are just blazin'
>>947807
It's their attitude. They might be insufferable to hang or talk with, but acting like they're better than the rest while being hot is what makes them sexually attractive. It's more like a natural instinct, like the alpha dog fucking whatever bitch he wants.
Comparing that to the nice guy who is always great to hang with, and can definitely be hot, but lacks the attitude. You're not sexually attracted to his attitude, but you can be emotionally attracted to it (which would probably be better for relationships, but not so much for pure sex).
>>947613
Damn. He's aging pretty well.
When I was a kid, I must have watched his shower scene in IKWYDLS a thousand times.
>>947807
The best is when the guy is smart enough to be able to convincingly paly both roles (and yeah they're always just "roles") reall well. My god. Face-melting hotness. What I imagine I'm really attracted to in such guys is their sheer cunning and intelligence which enable them to play the social field with such great skill. I've never met a gay guy who could do this as well as some of the straight guys I know because they almost universally seem to have some sort of "tell" that gives away the fact that they have too much of a soft, feminine side, completely antithetical to the overconfident douche.
I really love straight guys.
>>947708
False
>>947915
i agree with you
>>947708
Not really.
1/2
2/2
>>947991
12 year olds are thread irrelevant.
fun to look at shitty to be around
went to school with them, both major d-bags but man do i want to do them
>>948123
m-more
>>948197
they're n-not even hot
>>948199
Y-yes they are.
>>948206
>tfw this doesnt happen nearly enogh
I'm just gonna leave this here
http://www.themusclemafia.com/support.htm
>>948541
There's a few good videos.
>>944112
sauce?
>>949289
>>942350
pretty much.
also why peeps try to drag Ethan for his looks and Mark for his personality... jealous as all hell.
bitches want what they got.
>>949505
>someone doesn't like a youtuber
>omg you so jelly
>>949522
>my reasons for hating someone that is 'famous' for 'nothing' are totally valid, herp derp!!!
>>949556
You're cute, Anon. I'd date you!
>>949556
Go back to /soc/ faggot.
sage
>>949590
>dislike = hate
predictable
>>949556
I'd skullfuck you just to make sure you don't make that stupid fucking face.
>>949556
Completely fuckable. Consider me mirin dat fuccboi mode.
>>949609
And how exactly do you know they only fuck other gay douchebros? Unless you're one of them i find you have a severe lack of credibility.
>>948123
Is his name Carson?
>>949650
He's got a nice ass
