Ser Loras. Long blond hair, handsome face, not a twink but too effeminate to be called anything else (that I know of). Just a beautiful man. How do I find more guys like this?
>>1358318
I hate how both him and Renly are supposed to be basically super models in the books and the show casts them with slightly above average looking actors.
>Yfw it's canon in the show that Jon Snow has a small cock
Confirmed by Tormund in tonights episode
>>1358600
but renlys a fucking qt
>>1358633
Exactly. Renly is supposed to be a 9.5/10, this actor is a solid 7/10.
Screenshots of Jon snow dick please someone x
>>1358621
Let's not be size queens.
Regardless, I'd imagine that was much more him poking fun and laughing off the whole 'back from the dead' thing. That, and I'd imagine the norm for wildlings are monster cocks.
>>1358318
Finn Jones is so painfully average. Borderline ugly, even.
>>1358600
i love and miss show-renly but you are correct
>>1358621
i didn't take that as any kind of confirmation at all. tormund was just teasing and would have made the same joke regardless of the actual size (unless maybe it was REALLY HUGE)
actually I love that john/kit have an average/small d
>>1359296
I wouldn't mind if his height wasn't average/small.
>>1359340
That attached earlobes is more disgusting that anything else. With all the god damn recasting this show has gone through why not him? It's not like he's that strong of an actor.
![FinnJones[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/RXr1X7E.jpg "FinnJones[2].png")
>>1358621
It's freezing cold and Tormund has a monster cock.
>>1358856
Tbh show Renly is a type, I'm not sure how he could be hotter without changing his seemingly normal but actually very attractive aesthetic
>>1358329
>Sansa mirin'
Where have I seen that look before?
RIP show Loras
>>1360203
I am 35 years old and the One True King of Westeros.
No girl has ever looked at me like this.
It isn't fair. Why would she look at this...pillow-biter...Ser Loras like this while ignoring hard and just guys like me? Ser Loras is a disgusting Tyrell faggot. All Tyrells are disgusting degenerates. Does this girl not know about the siege of Storm's End? The proud seat of my house? By scum like Ser Loras?
The little slut. How dare she. I hope sitting in those moist soggy skirts from her disgusting loose vagina made her uncomfortable just like my garrison were forced to dine on moist and soggy onions. Except instead of being surrounded by Tyrells and Redwynes she is surrounded by Varys' and Littlefinger's informants. I hope she feels guilt when she eventually learns about the siege of Storm's End, which she probably never will as an uneducated slut who needs to learn only to play with her hair. She does not learn about our suffering.
I hope when she looks at SER LORAS' faggot ass she knows that that 15 years ago that ass would probably be sitting at a well-laden table within sight of the starving Storm's End garrison, cruelly mocking us. I hope when she looks at Ser Loras' well-used asshole she knows that 15 years ago that asshole would be pushing out a shit indicative of a high-fiber diet, while my garrison and I would have chronic diarrhea as a result of poor nutrition. I hope when she admires his disgusting poncy thighs and thinks about them crushing her head as she sucks on his tiny Tyrell balls she realises that 15 years ago he couldn't crush her with his thighs because they would be sore from walking between villages in the Stormlands to start fires and steal valuables.
Why do good guys never get the girl?
He looks like Rosie O'Donnell desu
>>1359402
dyel, Loras?
You'd think an elite knight would be stronger.
>>1361224
DEAR FUCKING LORD AA
>>1361224
True, but skill trumps raw strength
Tell that to Oberyn Martell.
>>1362024
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No, wait, stronger people are faster.
Skill+Strength=Elite
