http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/05/colton-haynes-interview
Shocking considering he got his start in xy
Holy crap, I'm totally shocked.
>said absolutely no one
>>1357115
He has pierced nipples for Christ sake, there was never any doubt. Still well done I guess, sounds like it was hard work for him.
Bout damn time... posting his XY photoshoot to celebrate.
(Not Colton, but for the completionists out there...)
And of course, the end product.
>>1357144
He looks better with chest hair.
>>1357121
Is he actually from Texas?
Damn, he used to be so cute,
Thank god he's not a tormented closet-case any more, and I'm so glad he didn't go down the annoying youtube video route à la Tom Daley et al.
>>1357115
Well, now his career is going to die like NPH, Rupert Everett and Ellen Page.
>>1357205
>NPH
>Dead career
What the fuck are you talking about? And the other two were already past their prime when they came out.
I honestly had no idea, he fooled me,
>Colton is an acceptable name
>>1357115
like everyone here and most people who've ever seen him in anything didn't already figure this out like years ago?
now it's dylan o'brien's turn, or is he going to stay securely in his clothing vestibule until he's old and futzy like tom cruise?
Does anyone have the other shoot with his feet?
>>1357287
Despite my dreams I'm pretty sure O'Brien's actually straight.
>>1357115
>the fact that he thought he needed to come out to let people know he's gay
>>1357263
Along with skyler, channing, kayden, riley etc. It's basically the white Jamal
>>1357305
>kayden
>not jayden/jade
>>1357222
good god almighty shes going to be full on donatella versace in 5 years.
>>1357298
I agree. Dylan just seems goofystraight
>>1357187
He was always out according to the EW report. He just had to hide it from the public. He would have never gotten the roles he had if the public knew he was gay.
>>1357178
no Kansas
>>1357300
>t. closetfag
I actually didn't think he was gay. Maybe bi. I guess since his brother is gay, and the likelihood of two gay siblings, I just figured he wasn't.
Well Colton, I'll be posting my number to your insta now. Haha
>>1357471
>Well Colton, I'll be posting my number to your insta now. Haha
>Haha
Breaking news story: Flamboyant homosexual comes out as a homosexual.
https://www.famosos-nus-portal.com/img/noticia/22004/foto5.jpg
>>1357287
Colton has such a classically handsome face and he's becoming even more angular as he ages out of his eternal boyhood
>>1357538
agreed
>>1357519
Holy fuck
>>1357115
Love him. Let's hope he can survive the extreme stress of being a 9/10 handsome and fit, rich, famous, white gay man. It's hard out there.
>>1357519
a pretty decent fake compared to the rest of his crap
http://korybantefakes.tumblr.com/
>tfw i will never suck his dick, eat his cum and have all his spermie babies swimming in my tummy
>>1357620
His life is like a romantic comedy, I think.
Which one?
>>1357686
>implying any of that has changed since before you knew this news
>>1357342
You aren't out if you are hiding it from the public. Regardless, this is the least shocking news I have heard in a while.
>>1357692
Yeah, cause if he was straight there would be more opportunity for gay sex.
Are you a female?
>>1357700
>He was out, he just wasn't saying he was out.
That was a pretty funny post.
You think he be a top or bottom?
>>1357755
To quote Kiss Me Guido:
"I'm versatile . I like to be a top or a bottom."
"Oh, please, Terry. You have bottom stamped on your forehead ."
>>1357770
you may be interested to know that
Kiss Me Guido (the movie) was made into a television show called "Some of My Best Friends" which never aired. There are 6 or 7 episodes available on gay-torrents.net starring Jason Bateman and Alec Mapa (as the gay neighbor.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0704574/
>>1357707
That's only a burden famous people have tho. Random nobodies just have to tell their mom and their friends.
Someone please tell me the sauce on this
He's so god damn fucking hot
>>1357115
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1357780
>Wow.
>>1357118
I thought he was straight until I found out about the pics he took as a teen model. Then when I saw a pic of his nipple pierced, that did it for me. I know straight guys have theirs pierced but more gay guys in my area pierce theirs than the straight ones.
First Charlie Carver and now Colton. Hot damn.
>>1357471
I didn't know he had a brother.
>>1358993
$100 says they boned on set.
>>1359176
Now why would you put that thought into my head. I won't be able to stop thinking bout it now. LOL
im sorry wasn't he always gay?
>>1359390
Yes. He just officially told the world that he was since I'm sure many female fans were holding out hope that he was straight.
>>1359176
If anything, I'm sure he and Michael A. Hamilton have fucked. Michael's one of those actors who has no problem playing gay roles and I always felt that he wasn't totally straight even if he does have a wife and three kids.
>>1359397
Unf, dem furry nipples.
>>1359410
IKR? Michael's a hottie but very underrated. Really love the scene he did in "How to Get Away With Murder?".
>>1357115
As if there was ever any doubt...
>>1357115
The only people who were ever in "doubt" were fan girls in denial because of wishful thinking because they have wet pussies for him.
Sorry ladies but this man will never be boarding your tuna boat, because he's on the cock train.
Sorry.
>>1357115
Wait, so both he AND his brother are gay? Holy crap that is awesome. Any other gay Haynes men in their family tree?
>>1359527
well it's not like anyone on /hm/ is attractive enough to fuck him so idk what you're so proud of
>>1359559
I am.
Also an ugly gay man has more of a chance of being laid by Colton than any chick does, thats how it works.
>>1357115
Who the fuck actually ever believed he was straight and where were their brains?
>>1359176
werent they in different seasons? like, never worked with each other?
>>1358993
>>1359176
>>1359585
They've met at least, so potential boning could have occurred.
>>1359588
Looking for that also made me remember the best scene in Teen Wolf history, now I just hope Haynes and Sharman fucked with or without the girl.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBkFCSN58Q&t=0m15s
>>1359529
The uncle who molested them probably
>>1359602
They weren't molested you idiot.
>>1359607
And you know that how exactly ?
>>1358993
Why the surprise, dick is naturally appealing while pussy is not. Were just realizing now how many gay men are actually out there because thankfully homosexuality is becoming more and more accepted so people no longer have to pretend to be something they're not and pretend to like something they're repulsed by.
>>1359608
Because he's Colton's Uncle Bad Touch?
>>1359609
>dick is naturally appealing while pussy is not
>I'm so self-centered I think my feelings are a universal truth : the post
I'm gay and I find some cocks and some pussies incredibly appealing, while I find some cocks and some pussies disgusting.
>>1359611
Pussy is never appealing to gay men, you're biscum.
>>1359559
Wasn't there a rumour that he was fucking Will Poulter? if there's any truth to that, Colton's standards don't seem to be very high, looks-wise.
(I find Poulter pretty hot, but he's hardly conventionally attractive.)
>>1359613
And yet here I am, you aids-ridden bitter bottom slut
>>1359616
Do you deny your bisexuality?
>>1359615
Maybe he's not a superficial douche
>>1359617
Yes
And even if I was bisexual or even straight, that wouldn't change the fact that your post was plain retarded and incredibly biaised, it's like you actively tried to make the most obviously false statement you could
>>1359622
I'm a different anon and sorry but if you like pussy in anyway shape or form you're not gay. It is what it is. Look up the definitions of gay and bisexual, you don't fit under gay.
>>1359615
>>1359621
Poulter seems like a fairly funny guy to hang around with, and although he isn't exactly a model, he's got the sort of big rugby player type of attractiveness I find pretty hot
> No idea how the fuck they met though.
>>1359622
>that wouldn't change the fact that your post was plain retarded and incredibly biaised
This is a gay board, who the fuck cares if someone knocks pussy, go back to tumblr you moron.
>>1359622
>if I was bisexual
You are bisexual, you stated yourself you like the vag. If you like vagina, you're either straight or bi, so which of those two are you?
>>1359629
>>1359632
>samefagging this hard
>posts literally one minute apart
>"I'm a different anon"
Holy shit
>>1359633
"Somes pussies are appealing" does not translate to "liking the vag", what the fuck
It's like you never met real people with an actual sexuality, that isn't as black or white as you think sexuality is/should be
I say I'm gay because I only have sex with guys, but that doesn't mean I have to be a fucking sexuality inquisitor and kill women on sight
I don't even care if I am bisexual, but that's just not true at all
>>1359637
If you find both dick and pussy appealing you're bi, how fucking dense are you?
You don't have to "HATE" women to be gay, but you certainly don't find pussy appealing, you're either neutral to it or disgusted by it, you don't find it appealing.
You're fucking bi dude, either you're lying to use or your lying to yourself. You probably just don't want the label of bisexual because some gay people refuse to date bi people and or repelled by them because they think about what their dick has been in. You're bi, not gay, whether you like it or not.
>>1359637
You're a bi man you only dates men, how complicated is this for you? People who find pussy appealing are bi or straight. I have never known any gay man to say he found pussy appealing they're always either slightly repulsed by them, perplexed by them, or neutral, they never say appealing.
>>1359637
>It's like you never met real people with an actual sexuality
I think you're the one who doesn't socialize with other people if you think saying
>I find some pussies appealing
and
>I'm gay
are not contradictory.
>>1359637
>that isn't as black or white as you think sexuality is/should be
Never said it was black or white, the grey area is what you call bi.
Show of hands how many GAY men here find
>pussy appealing
kek
>>1359648
You're a bisexual man who strictly dates men. There's nothing wrong with that but it's what you are. Don't apply a label to yourself that is not characteristic of who you are. I have never found a pussy appealing nor do I know any gay man to have found pussy appealing. You're probably bisexual with a preference for men but you're not gay. What do you have against embracing the label bisexual which is characteristic of you? You've got issues dude.
>>1359613
would rather fuck a girl than you faggot
>>1359648
For someone who is crying about sexuality being grey you sure are embracing a black and white view by having this weird view that a bisexual man can't only date other men, and that somehow if you're not gay that makes you straight. You're bi, why is this so hard for you?
>>1359651
salty bisexual anon.
>would rather fuck a girl than you faggot
Ummm ok? Good for you?
>>1359650
>>1359652
>What do you have against embracing the label bisexual which is characteristic of you?
>You're bi, why is this so hard for you?
Nothing, I don't give a shit about labels, it just makes no sense. But objectively, saying I'm bisexual would make me appear as very hypocritical/repressed to anyone who knows my sex life because, then again, a neutral observer who would have to qualify my sexuality from observation of my behavior would say I'm 100% gay.
>>1359654
>>1359654
>>1359654
Gay describes your nature, how you feel, not how you act. There are gay men who have been in sham marriages to women or are in denial, but they're still gay even though they're not fucking men.
You say you find pussy appealing, that is part of your nature. Your nature is bisexual, you just happen to only date and sleep with men which probably means your bisexual but homoromantic but you aint gay.
And it makes no sense to you because you're doing it wrong.
>100% gay
>finds some pussy appealing
Were you dropped on your head as a child? 100% gay is someone who has no sexual attraction to women at all.
>>1359654
Did you think all us gay men were attracted to women or their genitals but just never act on it because we prefer men? Never been sexually attracted to a single woman in my life. I AM GAY. You on the other hand, sound like maybe a 5 on the Kinsey scale, meaning you're bisexual with mostly gay tendencies. But to call yourself gay is misleading if you find pussy appealing.
>>1359654
Are you still going to go around calling yourself gay or are you going to start admitting the truth?
won't you people ever stop with pussygate? leave the gay/bi anon alone.
he only wants to fuck dudes and identifies as gay. must you shove bisexualism down his throat?
and some shirtless colton to try and salvage this thread
>>1359656
>sexuality is essential and not existential
Maybe I'm a gay man who just happen to find some pussies attractive ? Don't start on me with your Tumblr vocabulary ("homoromantic", pls).
>100% gay is someone who has no sexual attraction to women at all
I agree, but to me, 90% gay is still gay. I think that's the main contentious point here.
>>1359659
No, I am aware a large part of gay men are exclusively attracted to males. I still don't see what does that have to do with me. Do you have to pass some kind of test to qualify as gay ? Should we test the whole population of gay guys just in case, God forbids, some of them happen to erotically react to 1% of girls pictures ?
>>1359667
I don't call myself gay or anything in real life, I let people qualify me as they wish. But yes, if I had to choose, I would still say I'm gay.
>>1359650
for gawd's sake people, leave the dude alone
he does what he does and shoving labels up his arse doesn't change anything
why do so many guys insist on rigidly trying to push other dudes into one category or another?
>>1359631
yeah, if truth be told, i don't find poulter than attractive, but i imagine given the situation, a lot of guys would drop trousers with him and go at it
young actors certainly take almost every opportunity they can to get laid
i can see how he and colton could have a thing going, probably introduced by like-minded friends
colton's like a 9 or 10, so he's got a small dating pool if he's only going to hook up with other 10's and guys are attractive in other ways, too
poulter's got a little bit of a chav-thuggish quality to him that's kind of hot
>>1359609
Okay. Not exactly sure why my post that simply said "First Charlie and now Colton. Hot damn." caused the response considering that my post was in no way shape or form negative. The "Hot damn" pretty much sums up my happiness. I always had heard that he was gay but, me, I wanted it to come from the man's mouth. I always felt that Charlie was gay but I had to make sure it came from him and not some silly rumor.
>>1359529
Guy holding the little girl kind of reminds me of Kiefer Sutherland.
>>1357686
he's a bottom
>>1359671
To be fair the dude started it with the whole
>OMG how dare you insult pussy, I appreciate pussy, you're being egocentric
>>1359671
>and some shirtless colton to try and salvage this thread
I'm honestly hoping this thread hits its bump limit with the bull and sinks into obscurity so someone can just make another without all the pussy drama nonsense being pushed on us by those two anons.
Thanks a lot you fags for bringing pussy up on a board FOR MEN. Jesus Christ, take your pussy bullshit over to /s/ no one cares or wants to hear about pussy here.
>>1359816
No way, Colton is a total top of a queer.
>>1357295
I haven't seen this pic on here.
>>1359888
Are there any pictures of the tops of his feet? Like showing his toenails and all?
>>1359891
>>1359891
Here's a closer view.
>>1359891
What exactly happened to you? That you find feet attractive? I mean I don't begrudge you your pleasure or anything, but they're just feet. Those are like, at least 10 down of my list of attractive features. Like if a guy didn't even have feet, a cute face could totally make up for it.
>>1359615
Poulter is better than conventionally attractive. He's unconventionally attractive. He's completely hott and only morons into girly faggots disagree.
>>1359982
I feel the same way. I'm foot nuetral. People that feel repulsed by them are just as stupid as people who feel turned on by them. They're like elbows. How could they matter at all?
Here's some more.
>>1359982
It's like the essence of manliness they do all the hard work of carrying the man around and they contain the musk of man. They represent hard work, manliness, and domination to me, and the grime of manliness. It's some sort of symbolic entity of man for me I think, a man stomping around with his feet asserting his power. Feet represent the power and essence of man in nature to me and that idea is very sexual to me.
Oddly women's feet on the other hand I'm repulsed by, haha. Vagina's and women's feet are huge turn off's, but then again I'm gay so.
>>1359987
Don't worry ugly guys you still have a chance!
>>1360151
This is armpits to me
>>1357115
Yessss
>>1359983
he looks like he has up syndrome, what is wrong with you
>>1359859
>binary gendered, pansexual
so you try to say people who eschew being pigeonholed by labels are generating labels because you want to assign more labels to them
interesting logic, desu
it's like people who are obsessive about putting bumper stickers all over their vehicles were to suddenly pass a law that anyone who doesn't have a bumper sticker should be putting one of these on their vehicles, because not seeing them on other people's cars make them 'anxious'
you sound like the special snowflake, anon
>>1357620
>>>/tumblr/
>>1357686
What
Dipshit like this guy makes me sick. "Oh no! I'm not gay, how dare you! Wait till my lawyers hear about this!"
................... [Career went downhill, mags and paps started to show less interest in him] Suddenly.............
"Guys, guys! I'm actually gay. So much I can't explain yada, yada, yada."
He can rot along with Wenworth Miller, Matt Dallas and that boring guy from Heroes.
Wanna use "coming out" as a ticket to boost their career and what not, beyond sad. No different than those "gay" youtubers and their "coming out stories". Luckily, many gays with brain out there couldn't care less anymore about this whole "coming out" shit. A complete waste of time.
>>1357323
I cackled
>>1359671
Fucking hngggggg
>>1359981
I want to dip his toes in chocolate sauce then spray them with cummies :3
>>1363255
Lol
Why am I not a photographer
>>1364343
that's a fake
>>1364366
He shared it on FB, don't know if it was a joke
>>1364420
Nah, its fake. But he's really embracing the coming out.
>http://dirtymalecelebs.tumblr.com/post/144627718536/zacefronsbf-colton-haynes-thanks-me-for-making
>>1364420
Yep because that is definitely Darius Ferdynand's body.
