Post your best ones or the worst ones
>be 18
>casual grindr search in play
>40 yr old 8/10 black shoft hair, sorta athletic hits me up
>start chatting more
>asks if I'm into BDSM
>ehhhhh sure if it gets me to fuck w/ you
>"okay, OP come over to my house at 9 tonight at (address)
>part 1 complete
>8:45, head over to his
>get to his door, he answers
>now as attractive in pics, but he cool
>sits me down on the couch as we watch TV
>awkward silence
>I make the first move and slide my hand over to his crotch
>pulls his pants down
>part 2 complete
>start jacking him off, he's liking it
>grabs the top of my head and twists it to get me to look in his eyes while I do it
>yikes okay
>continue doing it
>"let's go into my lair" part 3 complete
>walk in front of him to dark room with two candles lit
This is where things got messy
>he pushes me onto the bed, holds my body down with his
>starts breathing on my neck as he pulls my hands back
>ehhhhh this is the BDSM part I'm guessing
>tells me I'm going to call him sir
>"okay"
>yanks my hair back "WHAT DO YOU CALL ME"
>holy what the fuck is this, kinda dig it though
>Im thinking this is gonna go into some Poughkeepsie Tapes type shit so I'm spooked but follow through
>"okay sir"
>He CHUCKLES and starts reaching for something with my body and hands pinned underneath his body
>>1335728
>Poughkeepsie Tapes
>yikes city dead ahead
>put's handcuffs on each one of my hands behind my back
>"are you gonna struggle OP?"
>"no sir"
>starts grabbing my ass "good...your safe word is yellow."
>okeeyy lol
>starts pulling my hair, reaches for gag
>straps it on me
>he starts moaning, I'm crying scared inside but still kinda digging it
>pulls me up off bed, pins my back up against wall, starts jerking me: "you like that don't you OP? Keep looking at me OP don't be afraid of your master"
>creepyshit's
>yanks of gag and forced me onto my knees
>pulls my head onto his dick and starts thrusting
>grabs some spatula thing with one hand, pulls my hair as he's fucking my mouth with another
>starts smacking my entire body as hard as he can
>ouch what the fuck
>"ooh fuck yeah, LOOK UP AT ME SLAVE"
>Okay fuck this
>yellow
>he stops takes off cuffs, asks if everything's okay
>yeah just weird and I don't like this
>can I help OP?
>nah but it's all good
>leave because Im a pussy
6/10 experience
How to avoid any std? I dont have prep here and can only do pep.
>>1335829
use a condom or don't do anal
>be 20
>hot new twink in town
>started fucking everyone I could find that was even remotely attractive
>get smartphone
>get grindr
>immediately start hooking up off there
>one guy only about two blocks away sends me some pics
>decent face and cock, great body and ass
>plan to meet up the next day, he wants to bottom so don't try too hard to clean up the backdoor
>tomorrow happens, walk down while stomach kinda grumbling, figure I'll top so no biggie
>knock on door, some dude opens
>apparently the guy I was talking to
>obviously not the person in the pictures, but still not unattractive
>still pissed for false advertising
>feel stomach churn again
>picrelated.jpg
>we start making out on couch, eventually he brings me to his bed, white sheets
>mydream.png
>he puts it in me, I'm pretty tight so he ends up using a fuckton a lube
>allaccordingtoplan.avi
>have really awful sex for like five minutes, tell him I want to change positions
>he pulls out, my ass does it's greatest impression of the 2004 Tsunami
>Hear him say "Oh shit, shit!"
>I act coy like it was an accident and get embarassed
>MFW he says well let's just hop in the shower and keep going
>end up hopping in his shower, cumming on his face and leaving
>walk home smug and superior with shit still leaking out my ass
>victory.mp4
That's one of my favorite grindr stories.
>mfw people think chubby is average
>mfw people think skinny is toned
>>1335877
I have this issue on a constant basis, I think it's so they get people to think they're hotter than they actually are so they can get a response
Has anyone actually found anyone on Grindr that's above decent looking? Every story I've ever heard is someone getting catfished or going with someone below a 6/10
>>1335898
Im a 8/10 im just too scared of getting an std. Do i have to usr confoms for oral too?
>check inbox
>1 new message
>blank profile
>no stats, age
>"pic?"
>>1335908
Yes, these fags can't simple courtesy.
Literally just blew one of hottest guys i've seen
>be 20
>bi-curious
>always wanted to blow a guy
>Sees bi guy around my age
>No face pic but the body caught my attention
>Messages him he replies back
>Oh shit I get excited
>Start messaging each other for a minute
>Trade pics, see his face dudes pretty attractive
>Dick is nice sized not too big not too small
>Says he horny hasn't jerked off in a week
>Asks him if he's down for some head
>Says yeah agrees to come over
>Mom's gone so have the house to myself
>He pulls up gets out the car
>Holy fuck even more attractive in person
>Comes in get in my room
>gets naked dudes body is 10/10
>Start rubbing each others cock
>I go down on his he starts moaning
>He goes down on mine, at this point we're just trading blowjobs
i use grindr to much success but i am in a major city college campus and good looking so that helps out a ton
>>1335894
>>1335877
hey now i put down skinny i know what i am as much as i wish i was more than lightly toned. its panning for gold, but it beats out going to bars for hookups imo
>>1335829
>>1335833
i just try to bottom for one dude at a time with a condom and do the rest with the rest of my field
>>1335912
>He ask me have i ever been rimmed told him no but go for it
>feels pretty good
>He starts fingering me now
>Feels a little uncomfortable at first but I start to get the hang of it
>We started making out while this was going on
>He asks if I ever thought about bottoming before told him no not now
>Laughs and says its cool
>Go back down on his cock says he's about to cum
>I swallow him he found that so hot too
>Told him tastes sweet
>He laughs
>Gets dressed and walk him out
>Wave bye to each other
>>1335925
>Fuck now i got attached
>Kind of crushing & in love with him now
I'm gone to message him and say id be down to bottom next time if it's cool. I just wasn't ready now.
>>1335717
There are no good bottoms in my area. All these fags say they want a big dick and then they can't even take it. I'm not even porn star big just 8in.
>21
>Download grindr cuz I didn't wanna be a virgin anymore
>A couple of guys saying "hey I'm horny, wanna fuck?"
>Then this guy messages the same way, then backpedals "sorry, was that too much?"
>he explained that he's straight, almost 30, and a little curious
>go over to his place
>he tried to jerk me off but I couldn't get that hard, was too nervous I guess
>Ended up blowing him and leaving
>Later found out that he had a long time girlfriend
>Part of me felt sorry for her, another part would have gladly gone back and blown him again because my god that dick.
I might have bottomed for him too if he didn't think it was gross.
How common is that, by the way? Like, I hear stories about guys in relationships looking for dick on grindr before, but I didn't think it was that common until I downloaded the app. They even advertise that they're cheating
>few months ago
>get message on grindr
>"hey" and unsolicited dick pic form a profile with just a torso
>feeling slutty and said dick is uncut and nice looking so go "eh fuck it"
>respond, chat back and forth for a bit, make plans to get drinks friday
>messages me the next day asking if i want to come over and smoke a bowl and hook up, again "eh fuck it"
>get to his place, he's much cuter in person, short, hairy, muscular latino guy
>sex is fantastic, cuddling after is even batter, spend the night at his place
>keep hanging out, we have the same taste in music, get stoned and spend all night talking about space, etc.
>he's literally one of the best people i've ever met
>totally catching feelings
grindr is a disgusting place, stay away kids.
>>1335978
>I might have bottomed for him too if he didn't think it was gross.
a lot of str8 guys have 'rules' that they set for themselves so that they aren't really 'cheating' for example 'if i'm only jerking off, having oral sex then is isn't cheating' so that may be why he doesn't want to do anal.
anal feels like cheating to most guys.
if his girlfriend finds out he fucked a dude in the ass she will be more upset than if she finds out some guy sucked his dick when he was drunk and could have been passed out and not even realized what was happening.
at least that is how they rationalize it to themselves.
of course, some of these guys are gay and just haven't realized it yet.
some are just horny, or bisexual.
the important thing is to respect their boundaries if you want to keep playing with them. i have a 'str8' friend who i have sucked off for years. he won't fuck me no matter how many times i have asked. he would never tell his girlfriend and i don't want to interfere in their relationship and i would never tell her, it is not my place to tell her. i don't feel bad for her, she probably doesn't like sucking dick anyway so i'm probably doing her a service. he would probably just be spending money on prostitutes if he wasn't letting me suck it, so his gf has more money to spend on shoes or whatever. at least that is how i rationalize it. he is too hot for me to resist him anyway. if i want to top someone i have plenty of gay friends who want me to fuck them so i'm not totally bummed that he doesn't reciprocate or blow me or anything. i accept him the way he is and he let's me suck loads out of his beautiful cock and worship his amazing body and so it works for both of us, at least for now. i'm sure someday he will probably get another gf on the side or maybe another younger fag when i get older so i just enjoy it for what it is today and don't take anything for granted.
>>1336035
Man some people have no chill
This is such a horrible app that always gets your hopes up.
I had like 5 good experiences and the rest were shit yet I still think something will come up so I don't delete it.
>first year at university (18)
>brit so no shared rooms or shared bathrooms to ogle guys in
>grindr is insane because very large city center
>mostly transient businessmen and drug dealers/chemsex
>a few twinks from suburbs hit me up but are 16/17 and liabilities
>hot 21yo from another university and i chat for a couple of months
>he's a bit autismo but interesting
>one night his housemates are away
>i've been drinking so take the last train out to his house
>guess i'm staying the night
>he meets me at the station and is pretty cute
>i'm playfully teasing him but he doesn't really get it because autism
>we get to his house and i take his t shirt off
>he has a smooth skinny body
>start kissing and rubbing each others crotches
>somehow we work out that he's bottoming
>rim his ass for a long time
>he's moaning and he tells me that it's his first time(?)
>i can't reply because my tongue is an inch inside his ass
>he pulls out some lube and i see condoms in the drawer
>he doesn't insist so i slide my cock in bare
>he's riding me like a pro
>refuses to cum before i've filled him up
>turn him over and fuck him doggy
>he looks better like this and his head-up soft moaning is really hot
>grab his hips and start fucking him harder into the pillows
>cum in him
>he turns around and starts wanking
>i reach underneath him and rub his wet hole with two fingers
>slip my middle finger into him
>the next finger goes in and i can feel my cum running out between them
>he cums all over my dick and balls
>we go to sleep and all you can hear is rain on the roof outside
he had white linen trousers and needed a haircut. i got the first train back in the morning and didn't speak to him again
>>1335733
Well that got fucking boring. You're such a pussy.
>>1335927
pic of him?
>>1335978
>How common is that, by the way? Like, I hear stories about guys in relationships looking for dick on grindr before, but I didn't think it was that common until I downloaded the app. They even advertise that they're cheating
way too common
>>1336035
lol trying way too hard to justify it 3/10
find a man.
>>1336149
>he tells me that it's his first time
>he's riding me like a pro
sounds like a virgin
>he pulls out some lube and i see condoms in the drawer
>he doesn't insist so i slide my cock in bare
sensible
>>1335904
Yes for oral too because microhurts can be entry of HIV
>>1336002
Post a photo of that macho latino
>>1336149
Photo.jpg?
>>1336178
hence the question mark. i had doubts
>>1336180
>Yes for oral too because microhurts can be entry of HIV
as far as i know there has not been a documented case of HIV from oral sex.
if you avoid having them cum in your mouth you are probably okay.
swallowing is okay too, as stomach acid kills the virus.
don't give oral immediately after having oral surgery or getting your teeth cleaned.
don't give oral if you have open cuts or sores in your mouth.
and the best way to avoid HIV is to only have sex with people who's status you know. if they are HIV + use protection every time.
protip: eating your own cum is always okay
>first year of college
>going through a dry spot because I don't really know anyone too well
>decide to download Grindr
>seehotguy.jpg
>message him
>will call him Michael
>Michael is a little older than me, a sophomore, and fairly athletic
>member of the swim team, gym buff, etc
>you get the picture
>start messaging
>standard flirting at first but things begin to get more intense
>becomes pretty obvious that he's into S&M
>not really my thing but he's hot af so I play along
>we spend the week messaging
>towards the end of the week, his roommate leaves town
>Michael invites me over to his place
>end up there at around 6ish
>we make out, drink some beer, and fool around a little
>nothing too extreme
>midway through this he just abruptly stops
>this is where things started to get kinda weird
>Michael stands up
>grabs my shoulder and drags me upwards
>take off your clothes anon
>wasn't too surprised considering the whole S&M thing so I go with it
>get on your knees anon
>droptomyknees.jpg
>stay there for one second, okey?
>Michael heads off to his room and starts rummaging through his wardrobe
>comes back and just throws me this white jockstrap coated in these dark stains
>put this on
>again, I really want to fuck him so I go with it
>get back on my knees and begin to suck him off
>before he cums, he grabs my head and push me downwards
>bend over anon
>begins to apply loob
>20 mins in and i'm about to cum
>slaps my hand away
>tells me that he wants me to cum like a girl
>about an hour in, I get this really intense orgasm that I didn't even know was possible and I just kept moanin
>spend the rest of the night with him
And that's how I learned what prostate stimulation felt like.
>>1336340
i love it when a man knows what he wants and teaches me something that feels amazing
>>1336323
Its impossible to know someones status on grindr... or even any hookup. I really wanna have sex with someone but i get so anxious about catching something oi cant do it
>>1336540
>Its impossible to know someones status on grindr.
well you can ask them.
or even better, you can get to know them over a period of time. instead of treating people like disposable sex dolls, take some time to learn about their lives. you will never have a boyfriend unless you take the time to know someone.
in the meantime, limit your sexual contact with them to oral or frotting or mutual masturbation or intra-crural sex. these are very safe forms of sex that can provide a lot of pleasure.
reserve anal for people you know and care about (and trust).
>28
>still a virgin because ugly and mental issues
>make an account one day during a bit of a mental breakdown
>40 year old guy messages me, not ugly at all, but not exactly my type either
>I think "fuck it, might as well experiment"
>go to his house the next day
>having a borderline panic attack in his living room so ask if he has any alcohol I can have
>brings out a bottle of rum
>I drink half of the bottle whilst constantly stalling
>next thing I know, I'm waking up in his bathroom at 2am covered in my own vomit
>he wipes down my face, undresses me and puts me into his bed because it's too late for me to get home.
>I suck his dick as an "apology" and go to sleep
>leave next day with this story to tell
This was 3 years ago and haven't done anything remotely sexual since. Thankfully my mental issues cleared up, but still ugly, so eh.
>>1336563
Isnt frotting unsafe? It almost always ends up with fluid swapping, especially near the urethra..
I am 19 and still a virgin, I want to go on Craigslist and trade handjobs with someone. Anyways how safe is Craigslist? because i am scared of having a meet up with a murderer or something.
>>1335731
What are those?
>>1335929
so much this. Im a 7.5 but i always get "thats huge, i cant take it in"
>>1336575
>Isnt frotting unsafe?
a quick google search turned up these answers:
http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Q219022.html
http://www.medhelp.org/posts/HIV---Prevention/Risk-of-gay-frottage/show/1256199
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090408181528AAETFea
>>1336591
i have met a lot of people on craigslist because live in a small town and nobody on grindr.
rules i use:
always meet in a public place the first time. i meet them in a parking lot. i have a car so i ask them what they will be wearing (a distinctive hat or unusual colour shirt) and then drive by and stay in my car and roll down the window to talk to them. if they are cool then i follow them somewhere or have them get in my car and we drive someplace quiet and mess around in the car. if they don't match their photos or seem sketchy i just say i have to go and drive away.
if you don't have a car you could meet in a mcdonalds or someplace with a lot of people who could help you if there was a problem.
it is smart to tell someone where you are going, or leave a note where you went and who you were meeting, in case something does happen.
always trust your instincts.
if someone seems strange or dangerous or violent or angry or makes random threats and then says 'just joking' or something then don't meet them.
i have heard of people getting robbed on craigslist but it was old men. make it clear that you don't have any money upfront and that should deter thieves.
most people are nice and simply horny.
personally, i have never had a problem with anyone i met on craigslist, except that one guy did somehow find out where i live and showed up on my doorstep looking for sex after we had hooked up once before. i told him i had gotten a boyfriend since i met him and that he should leave before my boyfriend got home to avoid a scene. he left and i haven't heard from him since.
>>1336573
how ugly? let's see some evidence of said ugliness
>>1336591
craigslist? is this the early 21st century????
try grindr
>>1336616
horror movie. the acting is bad, but the story is good
>>1336617
7.5" is bigger than average, especially if it is thick.
for some guys, being a bottom means losing power or status or implies that they are weak or feminine so they may object on those grounds and use your size as an excuse. or they may honestly be afraid if they don't have experience with a large cock. your answer to their protestations should be "don't worry. i will go slow and stop if it hurts. i will use a lot of lube and loosen you up with my fingers first. trust me. i am experienced and you are going to love this." if they still say "no" then you have to accept that, but don't give up. a lot of guys just want to be chased, like women do, and so sometimes you just have to chase a little bit and make them feel attractive and desirable and then you can get inside. what i have found often works when they say "no" is to say "well, do you want to fuck me?" and then let them fuck me. this removes any stigma they might feel toward fucking and it feels great. a lot of times they will say "yes, i want to fuck you" and then we start having sex and they can't get hard or stay hard and i keep grabbing their ass and sometimes fingering their asshole and a lot of times they will say "i want you to fuck me, just go slow" so that ability to be versatile can help a lot.
sometimes i can't fuck them on the first date, but after a few dates i get in because they don't want to seem like a slut.
sometimes they don't realize how good it can feel so just lightly touching their hole with my fingers while sucking their cock or grabbing their ass when we're kissing (even if fully clothed) reminds them that you are a top and that you are turned on by their asshole.
some boys respond well to me sucking their cock and then licking their balls and then licking their asshole. if they tell you to stop playing with your ass then stop. this shows them that you respect their wishes and that you are not going to hurt them or rape them. once they start to trust you, you can get inside.
Just this morning:
> Guy is really close to my place, wants to fool around.
> Arrives.
>We undress, left the underwear.
> The moment I touch him he came.
>Literally like 3 seconds.
> After that the jerk don't want to do a thing not even a kiss.
> I'm in Japan btw, most of them are bottoms, I'm vers, mostly bottom, but pretend to be top, otherwise I wont get anything.
>They act as if they were the coolest people around, but most of the times the sex sucks.
>They think all foreigners are big dicked tops.
> If you have medium or long hair you are almost undateable...
>>1336658
>but most of the times the sex sucks.
No different than the women I guess
I think the worst thing is that in the pics they look nice and "manly" and in person they are...but with the body of a 12 years old with muscles...12 years old's size muscles, most of the time I'm way taller than them and "fatter" in comparison, even though I'm kinda skinny (doing my best at the gym, I have a weird metabolism) but they judge me as fat
>today
>19
>26 year old mexican guy asks to blow me after work
>why not?
>meet in car
>he sucks me
>stops halfway trough
>jacks me off til I cum because he "doesn't swallow"
>I cum
>he leaves
0/10 will not grindr again
Today
>Some guy hits me up (on scruff but who cares)
>he's looking for sex
>i pay for a cab, go to his hotel
>he says he has a friend who is currently fucking in the bedroom with another guy
>talk for a while
>says he didn't know i was so young (i'm 20)
>...ok so then?
>Half an hour passes, I look at my watch
>"Somewhere to go?"
>"Well, just wondering if there are still buses when I leave"
>"It's ok. We'll keep in touch, go now"
>"..."
It doesn't hurt that I was rejected, what hurt was the money I spent as I'm not necessarely rich right now.
>>1336716
he could've at least sent you an uber
>>1336672
the camera adds 10 lbs.
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-look-several-dress-sizes-larger-on-TV-and-in-film-than-they-do-in-real-life?redirected_qid=687919
>>1336713
ask if they swallow before you go over
also, you may have smelled funky...i have stopped blowing a guy because he smelled bad.
always shower before you meet someone for sex.
>>1336716
don't feel bad about asking for cab fare/bus fare from someone if they look like they aren't hurting for money. sometimes they will pay you to go away.
instead of waiting, you could have made a move on him there or take him in the bathroom or something. maybe he was scared. you can also ask if he is into you or not. maybe he was afraid you were underage and part of a sting operation or something and didn't want to make the first move. situations like that they want you to pull your dick out or something so they know you aren't a cop.
>>1335978
I'm straight, no gf.
I use Grindr to find guys that want to blow me.
I'm not attracted to guys, but don't mind them sucking me off. It's a mutual agreement. Only thing is I don't meet local guys so I don't bump in to them in the street.
Some guys get really annoyed with me calling myself straight so I tell them I'm 10% gay then or slightly bi.
I'd never let a guy fuck me or fuck a guy, oral is all I'm comfortable with. Anything else repulses me desu.
I think it pretty common but most guys never act on it.
I do because I've got relationship issues with women, like I'm hardly ever in a relationship and find it hard to meet women I want to date.
This entire ordeal just happened to me and all I could think about was posting it here. Will post some pics I got from the guy when I get home or figure out how to post pics from mobile to 4chan
>walk a mile to some hot straight experimenting 25-yr old dude's house for a 3AM blowjob (I'm a 19 y/o twink who doesn't drive)
>chubby older dude is there
>what kind of catfish.jpg
>make awkward eye contact
>ask why he's here
>he says Grindr, I show him the guy, yep that's him
>doublecatfish.jpg?
>message dude "hey where are you there's another guy here"
>"I accidentally invited him over just come around to the front"
>do so
>he's real
>standing in his black boxer-briefs like a Greek God in the doorway
1/3
>>1336789
>go inside and up to his room
>puts his mouth on my dick
>oh wow he's not bad for his first time
>stops and brings over his phone flashlight
>"what are those" he says as he points out the acne on my dick (it's not a lot there's like 2 pimples and they're not big, one is just in the middle of my shaft so it stands out and I'm really self-conscious about it)
>I already told him I'm clean and get tested, say "it's acne, I'm a teenager"
>"I didn't get acne on my dick as a teenager....sorry bro, I'm not into it."
>is this a joke
>(it's not)
>"well can I at least suck your dick?"
>nah
>"can we just jack off?"
>nah
>"can you at least drive me home?" (He said he would when we were messaging)
>nah....sorry bro I feel really bad because you walked so far. You can take that water bottle with you though.
2/3
>>1336790
>ask to see his dick and he shows it but it was flaccid
>shows me a vid of him railing some girl and another vid of him jerking off (the second one was great)
>leave, upset but at least he feels bad
>go outside and Christopher (old dude from earlier) is STILL there
>tell him everything that just happened
>I'm tired so I ask if he can drive me home
>he says yes but he's gonna hook up with this dude first cuz he's been waiting
>I'm now waiting outside his car while he gets his dick sucked by a hot straight dude
The worst part is that I'm so much cuter than chris but it doesn't even matter cuz this guy is straight (for now). Can't believe my acne actually hurt my ability to hook up with someone. I'm upset but mostly just confused because this is like something straight out of a gay comedy. When I get home I'll post the pics and then I'm going to bed.... Jesus Christ.
>>1336789
>>1336790
>>1336791
here's the dude, another body and a dick pic coming up.
>>1336792
I could've had this. It was so much thicker in person too.
>>1336792
>>1336793
and his dick. Chris came outside a little after I finished posting the story here and drove me home, where I emailed the pics to myself and am posting from a computer. I hope you guys enjoy it because this is one of the weirdest grindr hookups I've ever had.
>>1336792
YAAAS bitch post his pics, slay him savage
>>1336792
Damn 10/10 face. Those are fucking rare
Grindr has been a mixed bag for me. I've only ever hooked up with one guy twice. I had 2 men say they would come around but never do. However right now I'm in a good spot. I have an older man who is a bottom and is totally hot. I also have a young 19 year old French-Australian virgin who wants me to take his virginity. Haven't met either yet but I'm looking forward to fucking them both.
Pic unrelated.
>last saturday
>finally decide gather the courage and do it with a guy
>find someone with no experience
>decide to meet up
>drive to him
>we start fondling and sucking eachother
>he has a relativley small penis but who cares
>he's sorta flacid all the time
>he wants to fuck me and i let him thinking he will get hard
>nope.avi
>force myself to cum and leave
i don't even know if i want to try again
I always notice in every story, that fingering and rimming seems to be like super normal to everyone.
Like dont you have to clean your ass like thouroughly for that.
And do you always just trust the other person, that they are clean down there?
>>1336791
this whole saga/10
>>1336844
I usually just go for it. It pretty much tells me how the rest of the encounter is going to go. I'm not that turned off by getting shit dick but having to clean it up is a fucking nightmare so it things get messy quick I just go all it and worry about it later.
>5pm, absolute horns all day
>grind
>Atypical looking Asian guy very close, looks like he might actually be american because of how well he knows English.
> not really into Asians (i live in an Asian neighborhood, tragic)
>He's swinging some big D.
>need the D.
>walk one building over
>he's like 5'8 very athletic
>im 6'3 linebacker sized
>i love short tops
>i get on my knees and put his all the way down my throat
>it's pretty thick but perfect sized that I don't gag too much
>start the deep throat face fuck
>getting real sloppy lots of spit
>tells me to sit on it
>Can't say no
>I get his cock good and wet and get it almost half way inside of me before he stops me for a condom
>megadisappointbatman.tiff
>he gets suited up and lubed
>I take my seat again this time balls deep
>hes perfect and I ride him until
>doggy style
>he gets his cock deep in me
>lasts longer than most tops
>collapses on top of me with his dick in side me
>walk back to my building.
>9/10
>>1336854
hot are you meeting him again?
How can one use Grindr and Growlr anonymously? I don't want to use it on my phone only to be involved in Ashley Madison V2. Anyone?
>>1336876
would a burner phone or a burner sim card work?
never actually tried it.
you can install bluestacks and use it but i think it requires a phone number.
android x86 let's you install grindr
>>1336854
yum. he's hot
I wanna drain him
>>1336791
Lol
>>1335733
That was not okay. He's a bad dom. He should have talked about a few things with you before he started and made clear how far you want to go.
>>1336618
Exactly
>>1336876
Or stop using Grindr to do things you shouldn't be doing?
>>1336876
Why does it matter if it's on your phone.
Just use someone else's email. My (former) lover used to do it all the time for the free grinder extra. just pull a random email from anywhere. facebook is a good source.
Other than that just don't use your face or be a doubass. your phone has nothing to do with it really.
>>1336931
that's the hottest gif I've ever seen.
You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
>>1336873
>>1336889
Hopefully. I'm not that attractive so usually guys are horny enough to do me once but not twice.
I've fucked/been fucked by/with around 40 guys usually it's just a one night stand. lol I wish I was hotter. I'm pretty smart and kind. my one undesirable trait is that the body I live in isn't good enough to get guys to like me.
If I can yeah I'd like to keep hooking up with him.
>>1336955
You don't even need a good email, I delete my account regularly and sign back in with an address that does exist. E.g.
Hshdhhshsgsmsnsklahdbbs@gmàil.com
>>1336962
Doesn't exist* typo.
>>1336959
you could try lowering your standards and doing guys on your level
>>1336790
Yeah acne on your dick is not normal at all lol what's up with your pimply diseased dick?
Gonna have my first grindr meetup sunday. Also first time to have sex with a guy.
Any good advice?
Happened saturday
>be me 19
>like being fucked by older guys because daddy issues or some shit
>chatting to 50yo guy lives 15min away
>works in a gym pretty hot
>go over to his house late at night
>his dick isnt huge but fucks me hard in his bed good times
>he goes flaccid halfway through says because of nerves and he can't get hard again
>suck his flaccid dick til he cums takes forever so I'm bored by now
>since then he won't stop messaging me telling me how I'm amazibg and about how sorry he is and wants to make up for it and how he really likes me and wants to take me out
>I just want to get fucked don't want a faggy relationship with u dude
>rate 7/10 would not do again but don't want to hurt old man's feelings
>>1336977
I think you have more than daddy issues you masc4masc degenerate. I bet you tell people you're straight too.
>>1336831
So I wrote this last night. Woke up this morning and it seems French cutie has blocked me or deleted his account. Fuck.
>>1336977
>don't want a faggy relationship with u dude
>>1336791
Acne like... on the shaft?
If this just happened post pics of everyone involved mostly your dick and the greek god
> at work, horny as fuck
> reinstall grindr
> find a local guy, work near a college.
>trade pics
> he's OK that I'm 40
> take a lunch
> he puts on porn
> we start jerking off as we strip
> I start to lick his cock, so fucking great
> I'm jerking off and humping his leg
> he wants to cum on my beard
> says it's his thing
> I hate cum on my hair and have to go back to work after so I just jerk him off on to his chest
> leave and uninstall grindr again
> will probably reinstall grindr in two weeks because I'm weak
>>1336977
Yeeeah. You've got some serious issues, boy. Kinda shitty too.
>>1336791
>>1336790
>>1336789
Again in f"cking Japan:
>Young chinese guy near my place.
>Sent me some pics, he seems quite flexible, if you know what I meant.
>He was in a hurry so we only dry hump.
>He also sucked me
>We had a great time
> Finished...he start acting kinda like a princess
>I mentioned that I'm actually a bottom, but I like to top and to "control"
> He acts like if I said that i have a STD
> Guy said that is impossible for 2 bottoms to have fun, despite the fun we had.
> I said that as long as it feels good the roles don't matter.
> He said that he's a bottom so he doesn't need his penis or to come.
> He actually didn't came
> He looks as if he was betrayed
> Never contact me again..He said he wanted to be my sex friend when he was sucking me.
>I think I'm gonna stop talking to asians...and that's sad, I hate racial profiling...
>>1337189
don't end up writing off a whole race because you had a bad experience with one member.
there are a lot of cool asians who aren't bottoms.
>>1337203
Here in Japan almost all profiles are bottoms, true sad history, and they are very close minded about sexual roles. I have plenty of histories, not only one... I'm gonna write a book...
>>1337212
Dafuq?! Lel
>>1337212
He sounds like a nice guy :)
>>1337203
Hooked up with 2 Asians. acted princess like afterwards and become obsessed and stalker like. Never letting an Asian near me naked again
Is grindr still good? How much of the basic functions locked behind a paywall?
>>1336969
I do. I'm a solid 6/10 it's just the guys I hook up with are exactly like me and just in it for sex and then when we've fucked it's boring. The problem is the few weeks it takes to get a relationship rolling well enough that I feel like I or the guy I'm with are more invented into each other than to fuck and forget. I have fucked models and I've fucked ugly fat bitches. Over time I've gotten more picky and matured because I want a relationship, I'm just looking in all the wrong places.
tl:dr: I don't like clubs and I don't have any fags to accidentally fall in love with, so grindr your dick into my ass hole plz.
My cracked Bluestacks refuses to connect. What can I do? Does everyone here just pay for it?
Might meet up with this his face is kinda meh
>>1337306
But his cock his fucking huge
>>1337306
Buttisface
I hooked up with guys in college on Grindr. Always did safe sex and less risky stuff because let's just face it: Guys will lie to you about whatever STDs they may have (if they bother to get off their lazy asses and get tested) if it means they're getting laid.
I had one moron tell me he only fucks virgins so it's impossible for him to have an STD.
All I use Grindr for now is seeing who lies, who likes cock, and who is a flamer
my best hook up
>be me about 3 weeks ago
> make a grindr profile for the first time in like a year
>find 19 year old kid that goes to the university near me
>he has guages, tattoos, sexy hair, great personality
> hes slightly thicker than most guys Im into, but has a great ass and a nice cock
>find out he lives on campus about 7 minutes from me, doesnt have a car on campus but is down to get picked up
>make plans to pick him up from his class at 8pm
>8:15 rolls around and finally the guy (lets call him alec) walks up to my door
>hes wearing a circa survive shirt, my favorite band so huge points there, and tight kahkis
>he gets in my truck tells me how excited he is, we make out a bit and then he asks if we can go to walmart
>Kinda out of the way but I figure what the hell why not, whole ride there he is feeling up my crotch, compliments how big he thinks it is
>get to walmart, he asks me if I will buy beer for us while he grabs some things, say sure
>meet back up at my truck around 9:30, I show him I got us a 12 pack
>he shows me a box of condoms, lube, 3 thongs, and black leggings, pretty impressed and turned on
>get back to my place around 10, roommate are gone as I had planned
>we drink a few beers, talk, make out and watch porn and smoke a bowl
>eventually I feel him undo my pants, he tells me to lay back and enjoy my beer, I feel the rest of my pants and boxers come off and Alec went to work
>Hands down the best head ever, licks all over my shaft, sucks my balls, rims me,blows me, and even grabbed me a second beer
>after I finish my second beer, Alec stands up, I notice a MASSIVE bulge in his thong, reach over and grab a fat cock and pull it out
>hes wayy bigger than he looked in his pictures, probably close to 8 inchs and stupid thick
>have him sit down and start blowing him, struggled at first, literally almost too thick for my mouth
>after like 3 minutes all of a sudden I fel his dick pulse and shot a monster load down my throat and he moans super loud
Cont
>>1337006
rip
>>1337333
>Cont
or is it?
>>1337333
ok i'm hard now
>>1337223
Can confirm, Asians are weird - been stalked also.
>>1337473
Indeed,any asian I met was a flaming bottom with cute submissive princess like attitude,but they are all so possesive.
It's like all you can do is either pound them or hug them 24/7 and they go stark raving mad if you go on your own.
>>1336573
>I suck his dick as an "apology" and go to sleep
AYYYE LMAO Jesus anon
If i install grindr on my phone will i ever be able to run for public office? Wont "they" be able to link my phone number to the grindr account?
>>1336618
>except that one guy did somehow find out where i live and showed up on my doorstep
This is my worst nightmare and one of the reasons im paranoid about random hookups
>>1337489
Yes they are very possessive.. I steer clear of them completely
>>1337520
Use a fake email to sign up and don't send face pics.. You'll be fine
>>1337520
>If i install grindr on my phone will i ever be able to run for public office?
yes. we need more openly gay people in government.
craigslist horror story time
>respond to post with a guy wanting his dick sucked
>discreet
>send my pic, he sends his from the neck down and his phone number
>type phone number into facebook, get his profile
>holy shit this guy is hot
>17, football playing chad
>pics on facebook of him after football games side hugging with stacy
>gotta suck this dick
>drive out to a parking lot to meet him, its way in the middle of a big park, no one there, its after midnight
>seems cool, matches the picture, get in his car
>he says "so did you bring anything?"
>does he want to know if i have condoms? drugs? we never said we were going to fuck...
>"what do you mean"
>lifts up shirt, has gun in his pants
>uhhhhhhhh.....wat
>he says "just have to be safe, you never know who youre gonna run into"
>i tell him no I didn't bring a fucking gun
>he pulls gun out, puts it under the seat and says "lets go to your car, its bigger"
>go to my car
>suck his dick forever
>wants to stay and talk
>tells me stories about his retard friends
>sun is about to come up, can hear the morning birds chirping
>leave
>never see him again
closest i ever came to getting shot
the perfect guy
>>1337520
Probably but I mean considering the amount of degenerate shit politicians have done I doubt it will matter.
>guy asks what are you into
>you explain what you're into though
>"woah a little too much information maybe after our first date"
Why do people pretend this is tinder?
>>1337585
>eyebrow piercing
Nope.
>>1337585
>puts the name of a subreddit in his grindr profile
>perfect guy
>>1337542
>Yes they are very possessive.. I steer clear of them completely
you are lumping an entire race together into one category. are you implying that genetically asians are possessive? because i just don't think that there is any factual basis for that.
the truth is you dated one or two asians who were possessive and so now you don't want to date any more because you associate their negative qualities with their race.
this is actually racism. it is literally like saying that they all look the same.
how would you feel if someone didn't want to date white people because "they are all genocidal imperialist autists?"
>>1337591
>DAS RAYCIS
>WE WUZ KANGS N SHEEEET
>HE A GUD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>HE JUS TRYNA GET HIMS LYF BACK ON TRACK
>>1337593
>using a /pol/ meme on /hm/
gtfo
>>1337580
I'd take the risk of getting shot any day to suck some sweet Chad cock
>>1336634
eh i hate the games. if i wanna bottom, I go straight up and say im a bottom. if i wanna top i say so.
accidentally this happens. When im in the mood to bottom, and do a little foreplay suddenly the guys are cock hungry.
the top/bottom dichnomy ruins the fun of being gay I swear. I don't like the idea off pre-selecting what I want to do with a guy before I meet him. It's so fucking unnatural and I hate being painted into a corner
>>1337639
Again, here suffering in Japan XD. Most guys I try to talk to would say something like "But I'm also a bottom" and I reply: "We can still have so much fun" and they just stop texting. I think that here as a foreigner you are not allowed to be a bottom or vers.
>>1337208
do they like white tops or do they stick to their own kind?
>>1337620
HOL UP
>but seriously I have my grindr filter on white only, whoops
>>1337648
same
other races can be hot, but it's p rare imo
>>1337647
Many guys have actually told me that they only like japanese, and yes, that means that they won't even consider other asians. Other japanese guys specify on their profiles that they may look mixed but that they are in fact 100% japanese, so yay for racial purity. They like big dicked foreigners, that's it, they always ask if you are big, ALWAYS, even the tops. Most of the times they won't talk to dark skinned people.
>>1337663
well, I'm big so I guess I should visit japan and fuck a bunch of japanese boi pussy
>>1337666
Bottoms everywhere, dude, they'll worship you
>>1337520
this is a joke, right?
>>1336563
lol dat image
>>1337591
> implying I'm white
The experience has turned me off them completely. I no longer find them appealing sexually at all. Not finding someone sexually appealing is not racist, it's preference brah
Lel
>>1337306
he's cute. You're a dumbass.
>what's your role, man
>how do you like to party
>what are you into
Why can't faggots just say what they mean?
>>1337722
>what are you into
Sounds straight forward enough.
>>1335717
>be 18
>cruising grindr for a while
>finally get guts to do something last week
>made out and got head from latino guy
>was terrible
>thought I would be done with experimenting after that
>"fuck that"
>redownload grindr tonight
>accidentally run into old friend
>black, 21, thick cock, 5 minutes away
>tell him to come over
>tell him I just want head
>watch bbc sissy boy training video while I wait
>get in car and park at neighborhood pool
>he sucks me for a minute
>"hey I wanna try it on you"
> remember that I've never touched a cock
>start with handjob
>wait till it's a semi
>put it in my mouth
>like it a lot more than I thought
>start really sucking
>gets so much thicker than I thought
>deepthroat that thing like a champ
>he starts playing with my ass
>I love it so much
>wishes he would start fingering me
>mom calls me right when he's about to cum
>remembers it's 3 in the morning
>have to walk home and both of us haveblue balls
>turns out I really love sucking dicks
>rate experience 8/10 bc neither of us finished
Fresh from Japan XD
> Guy start texting
>Ask lots of questions about my dick, like lots
> "Big? Uncut? How it looks when hard? etc
> I'm like: "This sounds like a job interview"
>He: I only meet the type of dick I like
>Me: "How about the person that comes with the dick? You don't care about personality?"
> He: No lol
> Me: *blocks*
Food is good in this country :)
>>1337722
no fucking shit, I cant deal with it when people ask vague ass questions
>>1337880
how is it with safer sex in japan?
>>1337884
Mmm is hard to tell, as you can see is difficult to actually meet them. So far everyone is into safe sex...but you can tell that sex ed in Japan is rather poor. They can be really naive and also you can tell that many people have unsafe experiences. Most japanese guys lie about hook ups...but if they are after you as a foreigner you can be sure they are "foreigner hunters", so...
>>1337880
Japanese guys sound like elitist assholes. I used to play an MMO called FFXI where the majority of the population were Japanese and they pretty much acted exactly like this if you wanted to join their party. But most of the time it was "JP ONRY"
>>1337880
feel your pain bro, I'm currently at Korea and its all the same. Cant stand the amount of stupid questions and the elitist behavior, these guys pretend to be better than they actually are and they're fucking picky, even though they're just fucking rice queens in the end...
>>1337907
Well, of course there are nice guys...but in the apps...omg, they have like a checklist if you deviate from that they wont talk or they won't date. The trend right now is that you must have muscles, really short hair, beard (really stupid this one because most companies will ask you to shave and most people here is hairless) and do sports and drink. In Japan the girly boys are straight, the really macho guys with buzz cut are gay. Middle point?That doesn't exist here, right now is all about the "macho" look. I'm pretty much average looking and average body, the girls love me (no thank you) but the guys...well, they have a checklist, I have medium length hair because I have a scar I want to hide...so is not short enough for them and they would actually recommend me, even in person, to cut my hair...
>>1336774
>like I'm hardly ever in a relationship and find it hard to meet women I want to date.
because you are a fucking closet case
>>1337923
Im a loner and kissless virgin at 20 because im closeted.. :(
>>1337930
:( where are you from i kida have a virgin fetish :D
>>1337931
Euroep
>>1337938
so am i :) do u use kik?
My adventures with grindr usually go like this
>tired of bring in the closet
>slut mode kicks in
>download grindr
>get tons of messages because I'm young and I live in a large city
>keep only 5/6 decent conversations
>arrive at the point where I have to post my pics, and the guys start deciding where/when to meet
>instant regret
>quickly uninstall grindr
>wait a month
>repeat
I just want to try some cock, possibly the one of a decent person. Gay bars are not an option though.
>>1337804
desu the first time someone asked me that I listed my interests and the guy laughed at me.
I actually met my boyfriend in Korea. Been together for 3 years and a half now and still happy.
>>1337980
I feel you anon, same thing here everytime
>>1337942
Yes i do
Kik id : fuckinlolz
>>1337585
I know we're supposed to be angry retards and hate reddit but I just fell in love with this man.
>>1337594
Amazing. I can't handle the super close Grindr people. Weirds me out. I was hanging with a friend the other day and saw an old dude 10m away.
>>1337980
I'm only like that with local guys.
If you find yourself away from home its a lot easier.
I used to go on business trips with work. I'd have a pic on my profile which i'd never do at home.
I'd always find a guy to blow me.
>>1337923
No I'm pretty open with what I'm in to. I love getting sucked by guys with no strings attached.
Getting sucked by guys just feels good. I think of it like having an extravagant wank.
It doesn't tick any boxes of progressing in life, like meeting a girl I want to stay with, but it sure serves a need.
I'm closeted in the sense i'd never tell any of my straight friends, but that would be unnecessarily damaging to my social life.
I'm not gay enough to make it worth getting labelled in such a way. A lot of girls don't trust bi-guys as they think they will cheat on them in the future.
>>1338086
I'll be on a trip with some friends next week, if I find some time for myself I'll try.
>>1338101
just remember to have a fresh install/account on grindr.
If anyone is has favourited you from back home, your pic will out you. Unless you just send your pic to guys you chat too.
Big hotels are the easiest place to hook up. Loads of people coming in and out, you won't get noticed. Really safe as well.
>>1337585
He's cute you talked to him yet?
>>1338091
>I'm pretty open about what I'm into
>I'd never tell any of my straight friends
You're contradicting yourself anon, allthough I totallty get you, no matter what society tries to tell you you'll always be judged for being gay/bi
All thise talk about japanese asians being hungry submissive as shit bottoms really makes me want to take a trip to japan and spend some time creating my own twink harem.
No joke.
Wonder if I could humiliate two of them and force them to witness me alternating between fucking somebody else and themselves, only for them to be secretly turned on af by the whole thing...
Well, that's it, I just uncovered a new fetish.
>>1337307
>"his cock is kinda huge"
>It's really 5 inches being pulled back and barely thicker than the width of a finger and a half
Gurl you gotta learn about perspective...
>>1335733
You did the right thing op that guy sucks
im scared to make a grindr because i feel like someone could find me (im closeted)
>be 22
>tall and slim cum slut
>I love Grindr
>searches Grindr and finds young bear
>6/10 but big dick and luscious lips
Let's call him Jay
>decides I'll blow him
>turns out he loves to eat ass too which is an instant turn on
>We meet up and I have to pick him up
>drive to desert near by and park between some sand dunes so can't be seen
>and pull down Jay's pants in the back
>do the deed
>taking poppers at the same time so it's easy to swallow all of it
>about 8 inches of meat and big full balls
>enterslutmode.jpg
>ImInHeaven.pdf
>I told Jay to talk dirty to me before hand on Grindr
>his attempts aren't what I wanted but I find them hot when I'm taking poppers
>he cums and I swallow all of it and lick up every drop
>Then my turn
>he eats my ass for 15 minutes and he makes me cum just by fingering and eating my ass
>we smoke some weed and I drive him home
>turns out he works in construction
This happens at least four more times exactly the same and I still faun over his dick and worship it. Eventually I started rubbing and sucking Jay's feet.
>be tonight
>I decide to buy some weed from Jay since everyone
>i know is out of weed.
>Jay has a car now and decides to pick me up
>go to a deserted housing development near by my house
>his car sounds like it could break down at any moment
>we park and instantslutmode.jpg
>poppers and sucking dick
>My favorite
>he cum early in my mouth and he tries to make me cum
>but I'm turned off now and just wanna smoke.
>Ask him if he wants to smoke with me and he says yes
>he measures out the weed (which is $15 a g, absurd but I need the weed)
>then he says he only has papers
>Okay that's cool
>I then realize I'm going to be the SOLE contributor to this blunt
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Jay roll a blunt and its hardly anything I'm pissed
>we smoke and he drives me home. Fuck I think I'm going to have to end this fuck buddy relationship.
>>1338261
the only people that are going to find you are other closeted (and gay) people.
>>1337333
"even grabbed me a second beer"
Golden.
>>1338269
https://youtu.be/jvpegLQBQtI
>>1337489
I'm asian and can be pretty submissive at times, but I'm not possessive. In fact, my last relationship failed because my ex flipped out whenever I didn't call and text him enough. I would like a boyfriend, but not if it means I can't be a fucking human being outside of the relationship.
>>1337980
>>1338086
This. Go to Vegas or something and you'll find someone to have sex with in no time flat. I fucked 2 guys in a night when I installed grindr there. It could have been 4 if I'd felt like being a bigger slut and shirking some of my real life responsibilities to stay a day or two longer. My friend was actively disappointed that I didn't do that when I told her.
I'm sorry but I'll need the source of that fantastic gif because of.... reasons !
This was several years ago.
>Be 17
>Download Grindr
>Talking to hot guy who was 18
>Try to tell him I'm 17
>"I'm 7"
>Decides that's enough for me
>Deletes Grindr
I downloaded it again my freshman year of college. Nothing too interesting, just lots of older men who want to fuck me for some reason?
>18
>talk with 47 7/10
>says he has weed and will rim and suck me off
>picks me up and go back to his place
>both get naked
>get on bed
>smokes weed
>pulls out meth pipe
>fuck it i smoke it too
>submissive as fuck now
>he sucks me
>licks my ass like a lap dog
>gets me to sniff some poppers
>fucks me bare
>cums in me a bunch of times
>fuck like animals
>then pays for my cab home
>>1337272
>>1338364
Ha!
>be 17
>on school art excursion in Sydney
>in youth hostel, shared rooms
>rebellious.png
>getting drunk on awful 'cocktail' I mixed in my water bottle
>decide to go on Grindr
>tell roommates I'm going to the bathroom, will be back soon
>first guy I talk to (cute blonde twink) is in the building, decide to meet up at spa on top floor
>get out of elevator, see him standing in the dark
>he walks out into the light, looks nothing like picture, more like a meth addict
>tell him I'm not really interested, say I'm too nervous.
>keep browsing
>meet cute 24yo Asian guy
>he says he's not staying at the hostel
>give him directions then go downstairs and let him in with my key
>very cute this time, we go to one of the higher floors then find a private bathroom
>he gets down on his knees and blows me for a while
>I last a long time, always have for some reason
>ask him if I can return the favour but he seems really against it for some reason.
>he's really jumpy at every sound, is convinced someone will walk in on us
>the idea of that turns me on even more
>I finish on his face, he cleans up and starts getting dressed
>I tell him how old I really am, that I'm on a school excursion
>he seems very weird led out by that so I feel a bit and for him
>stagger exits, I leave after him
>still not done! Get back on Grindr, search for someone
>lots of guys messaging me, choose an older one (about 27). I tell him how old I am
>he's a French horn player, cue hilarious innuendos about blowing skills
>this time I meet him out on the street
>he's in a car, i walk over and get in the front passenger seat
>he's wearing a leather jacket, kind of smooth faced for a guy his age, and slightly chubby, but actually very attractive nonetheless
>I'd already seen his dick pics and know he's well endowed
>he drives me to this sort of shed ? where he says he works his second job, I feel a bit weirded out but go in anyway
(Cont)
>>1338408
>He shuts the door behind me, I'm convinced at this point he's going to mirder me, planning in my head already how I might defend myself
>turns on lights, it's just a sort of office room with a few desks and a sofa, and a concrete floor
>not the nicest setting but oh well
>thoughts of murder are fading with the lights on, lmao
>he take off my shirt for me, then unbuttons my jeans
>he's kissing me and already starting to jerk me off, I'm getting hard as a rock in his hand
>we sit down on the couch a she keeps jerking me and kissing, then when it feels right he flips me over onto my stomach
>still sober enough to make sure he's using a condom, luckily he's prepared with it and lube
>starts working his fingers in and out of my toght ass, tell him this is the first time I've bottomed (not completely a lie, if been with a guy from school but it was hurting so we stopped early)
>now he puts one hand on my back and slowly works his way in
>it surprisingly doesn't hurt at all, I feel his warmth inside me
>he starts off with slow thrusts while he presses his body onto mine, fucking me with my jeans still around my ankles
>I can't help but let out a few moans
>he builds momentum and fucks me harder
>I beg him to go harder, he obliges
>he stops and pulls my shoes and jeans off, turns me over onto my back, then starts again looking into my eyes as he penetrates me with my legs up at my shoulders
>I finish after about 10 minutes, he cums not long after
>I get my clothes back on in a hurry, realise I got jizz and lube all over me jeans, my shirt is buttoned unevenly
>walk of shame back to YHA, it's about 2Am and I need to be up at 7
>everyone in the room is asleep, I'm too tired to shower
That night was by far my sluttiest experience, it gave me great jerking material for a long time. :)
>>1335717
I only found bland or dodgy guys on grinder and got sick of it
They're always boring, not wanting to meet, and it's always fat old ugly guys texting me "ey bb wan sum fuk"
Shitty app
>>1337917
>I have a scar I want to hide
scars are hot and macho.
show it off.
it is a conversation opener.
it will get you laid.
>>1338395
fyi, a lot of guys who do meth are hiv+
just sayin'
>>1338204
Not quite,
My Straight friends judge me as being straight.
Gay guys I meet judge me however they find best, some like you see me as gay/bi, others get off on the fact that they're sucking a straight guys dick. I'm easy, theres no point in fighting what other people want to label me as long as they respect my boundaries.
I'm a not-out bi guy. I'm happy with that. But if I'm trying to meet a guy on Grindr I'm 'Straight' looking to get sucked-off. I say Straight, so they know i'm not going to reciprocate or let them fuck me. Which would disgust me.
>>1337580
lmao that guy sounds excellent
>>1338425
This sounds like a person who has never used Grindr describing what someone who has a bad time with Grindr would say.
I only have one very fresh story. As in I just returned.
>be 23, bicurious and been craving cocks for years but never went through with it
>never tried casual sex, and never with a man
>finally chat up guy who seems very approachable
>"sure whatever why not" sort of guy, very normal and down to earth
>quite cynical about any gay who doesn't blend in perfectly
>seems more like he doesn't mind me, rather than being into me even a bit
>try every possible way i can think of to suck him
>make him shake or push it into me every once in a while, he says it's fine
>takes break after 5-10 minutes, then strokes and blows me for a bit
>not really feeling all that much to be honest
>blow him excitedly, try to turn him on, try my hardest for feedback
>"just do what you want"
>refuses to blow load in my mouth but gets talked into finishing on my face. Only with eyes closed for safety
>feels like a lot but would have prefered to see it
>I know what this sounds like but I'm certain he's just mad about safety on principle
>kept me for a chat and offered to meet again, but not super excitedly
>Lukewarm experience, quenched curiosity but not much else
Could have been worse, maybe I set too high expectations. Nice of him to be so considerate and let me try, but some initiative and gratification would have been nice. Maybe he just didn't show it well but I kept waiting for him to enjoy it more.
I wanted more out of this. How should I go on from here?
There's a guy around my age who is into more extreme kinks, some I had to look up. Very dominant. Looks very young and homely, so that caught me by surprise.
Another one is well older (just as far as I'll go), wants only basic stuff, and shares some hobbies.
Both seem very much into me and thrilled about having someone to hang out.
Any suggestions?
>>1338472
I'm an out Bi Guy (Bisexual & Biromantic), Happy with that although I'll often get chicks just assuming I'm gay and gays just assuming I'm straight which is a real fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
Hey girl if you'd like I can always eat out your pussy and fuck you whichever way you're down with and dude if sucking you off then taking it up the ass and cumming hands free doesn't prove my sexuality to you then I don't know wtf will... not that I should even have to anyway, lol
Everyone whether straight or gay is judgmental as fuck even if they themselves don't even know it, Myself included.
>>1338638
try to imagine what it would be like to have a guy like you sucking your cock. would you be into it? how would you want it to be different?
from my perspective you sound a bit like a bossy bottom, neurotic and demanding. or maybe he got stoned before he met you, that can make people act weird/quiet/reserved.
most gay guys like tops, so act more like a top even if you're not into it. sex and love requires give as well as take.
if you're "not feeling that much to be honest" when he sucks you then maybe you should try fantasizing about something that turns you on while he sucks you. it sounds like he wanted to be more of the bottom and you mostly spent your time blowing him. a lot of guys prefer sucking dick which means that you have to get sucked sometimes, even if you don't like it, to make them happy. learn to enjoy it.
the more versatile you are the easier it will be for you.
regarding the homely guy into kink: sometimes ugly people have a lot of anger about how they get treated and so they take this out in kinky domination. which can be fun. or not.
>>1338472
>I'm 'Straight' looking to get sucked-off. I say Straight, so they know i'm not going to reciprocate or let them fuck me. Which would disgust me.
i'm gay and i have to say that guys like you turn me on more than any other. i love sucking a guy who has no interest in reciprocating. maybe i have low self esteem, who cares, i just love worshiping a straight guy who would rather be with a chick but who is letting me suck his alpha cock.
>>1337620
Being a fag is no excuse for being a cuck.
>meet guy a couple times from Grindr
>pretty attractive, lived nearby too
>must've met at least three times
>never got a number or anything from him
>wasn't free all that often
>ended up disappearing from Grindr
>assume he moved since it looked like new people moved into his place
>last week see him shopping while I'm at work
>couldn't really talk on the job
>only glanced briefly
>totally recognized me
Really wish I could meet the guy again. I don't really do hook ups anymore, but he was pretty nice. I figured if he were still around I'd have seen him where I work.
>be 18 yr old student
>decide to use grindr to meet friends
>student in Nebraska, so grindr is really weak
>say I'm looking for 18-22 friends
>25 yr old shirtless torso hits me up
>he sends a face pic
>fourth year med student, future MD etc, very athletic
>asks if I top or bottom
>I say I top
>he immediately sends me dozens of ass shots
>wants me to come over and fuck him
>I repeatedly blow him off throughout the year, thinking he's a fake or too good to be true
>throughout the year I am in the process of transferring because I hate it in Nebraska
>last month, I decide to hit him up on his offer
>uber to his place
>turns out to be more athletic and handsome in person
>amazing personality, good sense of humor, well read
>we talk for two hours straight before we remember what we were there for
>best sex I have had in sometime
>we start hanging out and hooking up on the regular
>he insists on bottoming every time although he has a huge cock
>I basically start living with him for the last three weeks of the semester
>the semester ends, I move back to California.
>add him on facebook and never talk to him again.
>>1338933
you should give us his facebook maybe we want to talk to him :) if not on public could you please send it [email protected]
>>1338971
creep
has anyone used VGL? not sure if it's a legit app or not
>last week
>guy I knew from highschool hits me up on grindr
>pretty weak 5/10
>wants to hang out (fuck)
>meet up with him at local bus depo
>actually 3/10
too late now
>walk to my house
>total neckbeard
sirens going off
>too awkward to ask to leave
>start making out
>okay kisser
>get to bedroom
something smells funny
>im sitting on his chest
>he seems really wet
>tries to go in bare
>areyoufuckingdumb.jpg
>he puts condom on
smell is worse
>realise something is wrong
>look back and see dick is COVERED in smegma
>youneedtoleaverightnow.avi
block and never talk to him again, must've showered at least three times that day
>>1338759
Thanks for the advice, it really helps a lot
First thing I asked was what he liked to do, but he refused to tell me or make any suggestions or moves. I didn't want to be in charge. He wanted me to find my own pace but it didn't help me make him feel great. I had no idea he might be bottom but it would make sense.
oh well, next time I'll know better.
>>1339095
Damn son how does one not clean himself if you think you might hook up?
He's probably on the spectrum.
>>1338933
Wtf you lived the dream anon. Bravo.
Please wash up especially if you know you're gonna hook up and have sex with someone.
Nobody wants a musty partner that shits a turn off.
True story from Austin, Texas
I have a boyfriend of 8 years and we are extremely happy together. But it gets a little boring having sex with the same person for so long.
I downloaded Grindr and one day after work, I got a message from this guy. We chatted, we talked about my boyfriend, I went to his place not expecting anything but we ended up in his room and cuddling.
He then rubbed my dick threw my pants. Immediately pulled it out and started sucking my dick. It felt amazing and I jeezed within 5 minutes.
I was so overwhelmed with shock of what happened I couldn't reciprocate and immediately left. We chatted a few more times after that.
I mentioned to him about getting together again but it never worked out and he blocks my profile. Fast forward 3 months later and I see a news Facebook post showing he was arrested for child pornography.
I've deleted Grindr already. Never going back there.
>>1339231
Austin guy was a music teacher
>>1339231
Mugshot of Austin guy
>>1339235
>>1339236
wow that is pretty brutal doxing him on chan.
he probably just chatted with an undercover cop on grindr who sent him 16 year old cock pics or something.
protip: don't keep chatting with someone if they tell you they are underage.
also, don't save some of the pics people post on /hm/ since you don't know the age of the person in the pic. if law enforcement ever looked at your computer (at the border or airport, for example) they could bust you.
>>1339231
He blocked you because you didn't return the favour you dumb, selfish fuck. You must be the worst lay
>>1336791
Dude, why would you expect anybody to want to suck your pimple-infested penis?? And saying "I['m a teenager" does NOT make it better!
Christopher was probably very skilled in the way of pleasing young manipulators. Maybe you should have asked if you could watch. He was there first, anyway.
> reading these stories
> got to go jerk off now
> married
> to a man
> trust me, single guys get over 9000 times more sex
> don't get married, even gay-married, if you ever want to have sex
> bye I'll be fapping. hubby fell asleep at 10:30
>>1336791
Why did you add (for now)
>>1339236
Disgusting
>>1339231
I feel sorry for your poor fucking boyfriend. You're a piece of shit.
![20160402_000611[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q9CyP3m.jpg "20160402_000611[1].jpg")
>turn 27
>2 months ago
>3 year dry spell since ex destroyed my self steem
>get grindr because I'm frustrated as hell with work and school and just wanna get off
>post semi qt picture of self in cheapass TMNT tanktop I got at walmart
>Go for a week straight but no one really my type
>haven't jacked off in a week
>decide to just pick best dick regardless of owner
>pick a 6 in uncut because I don't want to get too wrecked and it looks aesthetically pleasing
>Ask him if he's down because why the fuck not
>he responds saying he doesn't hook up
>send him image i posted
>he agrees hesitantly saying that I'm pretty cute, but want to meet up regularly
>yeahwhatever.jpg
>Agree to meet in a park, realize I don't fucking know what he looks like
>call him, tell him I'm wearing a red pleaded shirt
>He has a funny Russian-ish accent
>Says: "I'm on zee job, will findz you"
>wtf
>Look around while still on the phone, suddenly hear some moonspeak behind me
>turn around
>This 6'3 blonde Trophy husband is interrogating a guy in a red-button up shirt
>Giggle at his fucking accent
>He sees me, smiles, waves
>I can't fucking say anything, he's beautiful, never been speechless before
>He takes the lead and lightly pushes me to his car
>I manage to ask him his name
>Boris.jpg
>he asks me my name: "I'm anon"
>tells me even my name is cute
>get to his dorm, apparently he's a transfer student of some sort
>I get out of car, at least I know he's pretty average down there
>>1339341
>Get into his room
>tells me he's still a virgin, because family looks down on gays
>Inner demons go off the charts
>I tell him we'll go at his pace
>unzips his dick
>this motherfucker must be using the metric system cuz this shit is not 6inches in
>He comments on how cute I look while blushing and drooling
>He grabs my head with both hands and gently puts my lips on his dick
>He's gentle for 10 minutes
>I tell him he can be rough if he wants, so he can get off faster
>tells me he wants to treat me like I deserve to be treated
>I jump on him
>take off buttplug
>gallon of strawberry scented loob attemps to escape
>ride him raw against better judgement
>he lays down, it's overwhelming him
>He's moaning in some weird nazi language
>Stop for a sec
>telling to take charge and I get on my back
>He agrees and gets in there
>he's holding my legs as he pounds me
>he's paying attention to my body language and doesn't go balls deep
>30 minutes in and he's still fucking going
>can't feel my insides
>wtfamIfeeling.jpg
>suddenly I start yelling OH SHIT
>Suddenly start cumming, literally start convulsing like crazy, had never had someone last more than 5 minutes in bed
>he stops and asks me if I'm ok, he's freaked out a little
>Bring him to my face and kiss him, tell him he made me cum
>He smiles and continues
>he literally fucked me for 10 more minutes from behind
>Kept commenting on how I made my thigh highs look good and dumb stuff like that
>cuddling for an hour, tells me life story
>tells me he'll call me tomorrow
>after a while he drops me off at the park so I can get my car
>he literally texts me every 20 mins
>had to get a better phone plan because this nigga can't stop talking to me
We band every other day, he's afraid of me giving him a blowjob in public but last week I finally managed to let him let me do it for him at the movie theater
Fucking grindr makes me spend $50 on an unlimited phone plan 3/10
>>1339343
>>He's moaning in some weird nazi language
SO that NAZI language would be what? Explain cuz I'm too dumb.
>>1339346
lol my bad, I meant to type Russian
have a bad habit of typing nazi language or moonrunes like a racist fuck
What's your go-to answer for
>what are you into?
I only want safe, normal vanilla sex but idk how to say that without seeming boring and uninteresting
>>1339353
I usually just say I like to take it slow, because I want to enjoy every bit of anon's dik
works every time
sometimes it literally backfires tho
>>1339374
>sometimes it literally backfires tho
how do you figure?
>>1339307
lmao at calling it marriage
>>1339343
that's hot. Could you please expand on why you had strawberry scented lube stored up there? Sorry, little inexperienced.
I ignore nearly everyone on grindr but here we go:
>have a profile with no pic and called 'YUNG slunt' because hurr hurr irony
>generally just lurk and don't like being talked to
>decide to entertain a guy when he asks what a slunt is
>get pic related
I wanted to mock him but realised my shit wasn't perfect either so whatever
I love crazy old Queens
>>1339383
He's not getting laid, so yes, I would call that marriage.
>>1339395
original
>>1339353
The question that gets me is:
> You ok?
For ages I thought it may be some sort of code, but they actually just mean; are you ok? its always blank profiles that ask it.
Is that just my area or does every one get: You ok?
>>1339416
I haven' got that myself.
>>1339416
never seen that
>>1339385
Just to make insertion a little easier, since I'm tigh af. It takes a while to get used to walking around with a plug tho.
>>1339416
This is such a stupid question and I hate everytime i get asked that. I still havent figured out what the point of it is either
>>1339416
Just a guess: maybe they're asking if you've got diseases or not?
>>1339426
You sound pretty experienced. Did this come from your previous relationship?
Badly want to see a picture of Boris.jpg, he sounds dreamy.
Just got this from a faceless and no info profile...Love Japan...¬¬ The picture I sent is the screencap from my profile that ask for face pic.
>>1339445
The last line of his reply says "super hot bisexual"
