How much water should you use for douching out your ass? Some people say to empty the whole bulb, others to use as little at once as you can. Also, guys shoving things up their own asses thread.
>>1331534
Holy shit, sauce
And I only use about half the bulb.
Bulb? The fuck is wrong with you guys, SHOWER SHOT. Jesus. Filthy.
Does anyone else seem to have a magic asshole that doesn't need douching as long as you've showered a bit? Maybe it's from all the cock I took in my 20s but I seem to be able to get fucked with just a bit of shower-based prep, no douche, no mess, and no it's just just tops not telling me about shit on their dick, I keep a constant eye on what's going on down there.
>>1331666
You're so lucky.
My prep involves not eating for around 24 hours, and then douching a few times for about 30 minutes in the shower. And then I have to fuck myself with a dildo and an expandable butt plug (to really stimulate the colon and trigger any mess to come out) for about just over an hour... and then douching again accordingly whenever more mess is passed from the expanding stimulation.
And after the combined shower time of about 90 minutes, that's when I'm clean and ready to go.
I hate how my body works. I don't even know why. I eat healthily, lots of fruit and vegetables, I stay away from tough red meats specifically for this reason. I even take metamucil everyday. My body is just fucked
>>1331670
I use a water bottle with a small amount of water three times and I'm done.
>>1331670
Do people actually put this much work into staying clean down there? I usually top and sometimes "shit happens"
I empty the bulb but I think it's a trial an error thing. If you use too much it'll go up and stay there for a while. If you find this happening use less. Take you're time and wait at least 45 minutes before playing. If you feel any pain in your stomach while waiting there is water still up there.
whenever I douched I used a lot (almost a full bottle of one of those Fleet douche enemas) of water and I'd NEVER run clean. By the time I was semi-okay, my asshole would be completely raw and sex would be sooooo unpleasurable at that point. Then I went online and found out that you want to be clearing out JUST your anal canal and not your entire colon cause that would literally take forever. So I tried using just a little bit (maybe about 1/4 of the Fleet enema bottle) and let me tell you, no mess at all! I only had to do it a few times, afterwards fucked myself with the dildo to make sure there wouldn't be any surprises later. It was clean as a whistle. Problem solved. But now I have this weird smell coming from my ass all the time, it's like rotten fish ad its disgusting. Idk what the fuck it is.
>Bulbs
Get a nozzle for your shower. It's infinitely better.
Shower jet nozzle is the way to go. Bend over fill up. Expel. Repeat. Five minutes and I'm clean and ready for fun
>>1331709
>But now I have this weird smell coming from my ass all the time, it's like rotten fish ad its disgusting. Idk what the fuck it is.
I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like you have introduced bacteria to your rectum that aren't native to the region, and they have formed a colony. So a bacterial infection.
How often do you douche? Best thing would be to probably stop douching and let it correct itself (good bacteria will win out over bad bacteria).
The fact is, you don't really need to douche. The rectum is self-cleaning. As long as you don't have a greasy, processed diet you won't have things sticking and staying in there. A diet of mostly leafy vegetables and roots (think homemade chicken soup) will leave it clean and healthy.
Or try the shower nozzle. With chlorinated water going in there it should prevent bacteria infection. Just don't introduce too much water or you can start to loosen stuff in the lower intestine which can get dislodged and slowly work it's way out hours later leaving you with a messy surprise at just the wrong moment. (I learned this the hard way.)
For real, the douchers on this board are crazy. Most of the men Ive fucked its been pretty much spur-of-the-moment, and Ive never had anyone shit on my dick
>>1331670
How often do you "naturally" need to take a dump?
>>1331950
4 times a day usually
>>1331959
Go see a doctor. Sounds like you have IBS or something.
>>1331959
Woot? Are you on the toilet all day long?
I poop like once each day, or once every other day.
>>1331760
>The fact is, you don't really need to douche. The rectum is self-cleaning.
the rectum is, but how do I avoid poking the shit which sits in the colon? how long time before an intercourse should a bottom take a dump to be sure there's none? pic unrelated
>>1331971
it's called 'the VIP Room' because only big dicks get in there.
if you have a big dick you know that if you fuck a guy deep you might get some shit on your dick. either don't go so deep or get used to it. if i fuck a dude and he wants me to go deep i tell him i'm going to make him clean it off with his mouth if he gets shit on it - this usually turns them on even more.
>>1331627
Some of us live with other people...
>>1332037
Which is exactly why the shower nozzle is superior - you unscrew the shower head and put on the nozzle. It's neat, quiet, can be used while you're showering and you can even leave the nozzle in your soap bag because it's miniature compared to a full bulb.
You think your flatmates can't hear you running the tap then expelling douchewater into a toilet?
>>1331760
How long do you think I should wait until the smell should go away? I go months in between having sex/douching (I live in the literal middle of nowhere) and it still smells like chum buckets and rotten shrimp. wat do
>>1332056
You think your flatmates don't know what you're doing in the shower? Oh, anon... ;)
>>1331963
That wasn't me lol.
I go approx every day 30 hours. So usually once every day, but occasionally not every day. If that makes sense
>>1332061
I know they don't. Two clueless straight guys who literally know nothing about gay sex - one of them outright asked me once how you deal with the poo problem and I just laughed.
Most straight guys think rimming is gross, I'm not going to assume they know shit.
>>1332014
well, this would explain why I sometimes get shit on my 7,5" (although most of the time I don't - dunno because the guys have prepared in advanced ways or just because lucky) but this doesn't explain why sometimes I can reach the brick with my fingertip when fingering the guy
so how far inside is colon, then? apparently not that far that only superhung cocks can reach it
>>1331547
full video??
>>1332056
My flatmates are quite curvy actually.
Use as much as you like! There's no such thing as too much water when it comes to douching
>>1332204
Ummm yes there is
Too much/too little=a bad time
>>1332135
That's why you take a shit, then clean. Seriously, fingering yourself without knowing you have a turd in your rectum?
If I use any more than a quarter of a bulb at a time, get water trapped too far up in my colon and end up with diarrhea for the next 3 hours that forces me to cancel all butt play plans. But a lot of the info ive seen on it recommends using the entire bulb at once, or even an entire water bottle. so learn your own ass is my guess.
I also have to start cleaning myself out an hour or two before hand if I want to avoid getting a 'code brown' on my toy.
>>1332220
also, it seems to help if you sit in the squatting position on the toilet, using a stool or something to prop up your feet.
>>1332349
I've seen a lot of his videos and he's always clean so deep, how does he do it?
>>1331887
Those legs looks completely freakish
Sometimes you'd wish for some Japanese toilet that would clean your colon with a push of a button...
On the other side, i heard that frequent douches make your colon go loose, because it forgets the peristaltic routine.
The bacteria has also the need to recover.
>>1331534
I use several bulbs. Squeeze it all in then empty then repeat until you're happy with results. I personally prefer to use a shower hose without the shower head on instead of a bulb
>>1332349
kinda ruined himself with the piercings and saline though :(
>>1332405
Saline isn't permanent, you know.
>>1332060
Not OP. Go to the doctor, please anon, I fear it might be more serious than you think (med student here btw)
>>1332014
>if i fuck a dude and he wants me to go deep i tell him i'm going to make him clean it off with his mouth if he gets shit on it - this usually turns them on even more.
>>1332204
sauce?
Stop putting stuff up your assholes degenerates
Why is anal sex even a thing?
>>1332455
Bound Gods, "Shower Lurker"
>>1331534
The last two times I've been douching, has lead to sharting. Am I using too much water? Not enough, is it a dietary thing.
>>1331623
Why is this fucking ugly ass kid posted every time the word 'dildo' is even hinted at
>>1332349
Jesus. Why shove something so far past your prostate? It's impractical. Fucking is one thing, but why are people so obsessed with how far they can stuff the longest, most girthy item they can find up their asses?
>>1332159
this is my mantra-gif
what bulb
pls explain
>>1333282
an enema bulb
Protip: green tea after every meal. It makes your poop more solid and easily flushed.
>>1332810
Stimulating prostate is not everything tho
>>1332357
If you take off the shower head and hold the hose to your asshole, it will eventually fill up your butt. You will end up filling your entire stomach with water, which will make it very clean. Maybe one or two of these will get the job done.
You shouldn't do this to often, because your system then thinks "oh sweet, no more water production in that area" and it will become dry.
Stick to filling up a couple of inches (before the rectum makes a L-turn) and do that a couple of times.
You can definitely feel when you hit the colon, it will "activate" it.
As others have mentioned, certain green tea can help as well as a diet with lots of fibre.
stash for ma ass
>>1331666
My bf is like that... it's so great.
When we fuck he says "i gotta shower first".
5 mins later he's ready, and even though I go in deep (8 in), we've never experienced any surprises
>>1332349
Anybody know where I could get this dildo?
>>1336120
Bad Dragon but i'm not sure
>>1335774
my boyfriend is the same. that's perfect
maybe we have the same boyfiend ;)
>>1332676
I adore Natalie Mars!
>>1333257
who needs that many dildos?
>>1331534
I've always been using just the shower hose. Is a douche way more practical?
>>1332810
Shits fun. I can't really say why, but hitting something really deep inside is just as intense as prostate stimulation for me. Though getting clean that deep is quite a hassle, so I don't go for depth very often.
>>1332073
>this
I've given straight friends a detailed seminar about how to polish the poop-chute. Most of them were fascinated as fuck.
I use a tiny ammount maybe 3 times and the key is only do it after you have a "healthy" poop. Ive tried filling as much as I can hold before and it made me bloated, cramped, and even if you wait 45 minutes you won't be ready because some shit water will get trapped past the colon that you cant expel.
>>1331534
>>1331568
>>1331666
Man, all you lucky fucks. I have a very fast metabolism and I can rarely get as clean as I want to.
A few weeks from now ill be in a hotel with my gf who will most likely want to fuck my butt but whenever I get close to cumming it'll feel like my butt wants to turn itself inside out. A lot of uncontrollable pressure. This has led to many messy situations during solo play and I would like to go in confidently.
How do I go about cleaning out everything? Is it even possible? Any protips on diet?
>>1332216
wtf? why did you even post if you arent going to say anything with substance
>>1338316
read the thread before asking questions that have been answered.
>>1338307
Probiotics are good, fibers not.
>>1332060
Glycerin is disgusting. It's basically what they use in petri dishes to grow mico-organisms. Stop use immediately. This includes all cheap lubes.
>>1338319
>>1338321
I read the damn thread, I'm asking specifically if it's possible to clean out E V E R Y T H I N G.
And diet tips, yes, high fiber, it's just that I already shit too much, but I don't feel comfortable eating stuff that slows bowel movement because it'll feel like I still have crap inside. Or is that invalid?
>>1338507
if you stop eating for 3 days and only drink water then most stuff should have worked its way through your intestinal tract.
google "preparation for colonoscopy"
>>1338521
You guys are so neurotic. Anal sex does not require the same preparation as a colonoscopy. Who the hell can afford to starve three days before every sexual encounter?
>>1338316
Are you saying you shit yourself when you cum? See a doctor.
>>1332159
This was the first thing that came to mind.
More and more proofs that anal sex isn't normal despite what we keep telling ourselves.
Anyway, faggots. If you don't want shit on your dick then don't dip it into a butthole. Do you faggots even know the differences between porn and real life?
>>1339963
They are trolls. Try not to take them seriously. I don't know why this thread is still alive, desu.
>>1339963
Anal sex is fine to stimulate the prostate.That is where the greatest amount of sexual sensitivity is located. I think the debate here is for people that like shoving massive dildos so large up their ass that they reach the small intestine.
>>1332056
>Implying you shit in the shower
You nasty ass cunt
>>1339963
Who the fuck cares about "normal"
>>1331534
I just unscrew the shower head and hold it against my hole.
When I feel full I hold it for 30 seconds or so then let it out sitting on the toilet.
Repeat 3 or 4 times and I'm good to go for hours.
I really need to invest in a proper douche attachment for the shower.
>>1331766
That's what you think. They just clean out before they go out.
>>1331534
I use three full bulbs the first time, and then I do two or three more times with just two bulbs. My bulb may be smaller than the ones talked about in this thread though, because anything less than the full bulb would be like barely anything
>>1339963
anal sex is normal...
if god didnt want us to shove things in our asses he would have given our asses a gag reflex
>>1331698
I do.
If I don't eat for about 18 hours beforehand I still need about 5-6 bulbs of water in me, followed by a long shower. Even then I've had one or two minor surprises bottoming, although not recently. Add in the time it takes to shave my ass, it's a long turnaround. Still my bf appreciates it - normally he's on bottom but when I bend over for him it's fucking great.
Why do people over complicate things and starve them self?
I just take about 6 pills of "colon cleanse" the night before. I will poop out everything in the morning and I will be completely clean the rest of the day. just a light douche before to be completely sure.
>>1344319
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Health-Plus-Cleanse-Acidophilus-Capsules/dp/B000KPO9QG/ref=sr_1_26/278-8689221-2640146?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1460471025&sr=1-26&keywords=colon+cleanse
I usually do some douching, then i wear a buttplug for a while, then some more douching, then i use a rather long dildo which goes quite far up, and usually prompts another bowel movement, and after that I douche again and then I'm totally clean.
