itt: post guys you're attracted to for reasons you can't pin down/are ashamed of
pic fucking related, Chavo Guerrero. Ever since I was a little kid watching WWE on tv I've had a thing for him and to this day I don't know why, all I know is that i'd fuck the shit out of him
wow well thanks for joining in and making me feel less weird guys baka
>>1323348
No one thinks their crushes are weird on /hm/, everyone's horny and doesn't give a shit.
chris brown
he is such a douchebag and, for some reason, that turns me on even more
>>1323306
I had a thing for CM Punk when I was 11-14 but that's not as weird as Chavo I guess. I always thought Chavo was a big fucking loser lol.
>>1323370
>dat filename
He was so perfect, especially in Indiana Jones.
As for a weird crush, in the age of the internet nothing's really too weird any more, an actor with a weird nose or who's conventionally considered ugly or whatever isn't considered a weird crush because you've got guys jacking it to fat dudes and midgets right on the board. I'm gonna have to say Vanilla Ice though, his face is kind of dopey/overly happy in an endearing way and I also want to cum all over his feet/have him give me a footjob. He's fucking cute. Also Rand Paul if he were a bit younger.
>>1323306
I crushed big on Eddie Guerrero myself.
>>1323507
>>1323370
You should've seen him in the 80's, God, he was (and still is) the epitome of male perfection.
Roman Reigns is the sexiest person in wrestling at the moment, no contest.
>>1323306
>weird/shameful celebrity crushes
i hate myself right now but he gives me wood
Dr Phil.
Yes, I know he's gross and a douchebag. No, I'm not sorry for wanting to fuck him.
I would give anything to be his slave.
>>1323306
from his kid days to through his farscape and stargate days to his doctor who appearances and that teenage slasher film
guy's got it going and will, even when he's bald and fat
It was Evan Karagias for me, OP. He had a hot body. Surprised to know that he's as old as he is. The others were Rey Mysterio, Juventud Guerrera (both after they lost their masks and you could see their faces) and this one Italian wrestler from WWE whose name I can't remember; all I can remember is that he had a match with Scott Putski at one point.
>>1323569
What about HHH? He's by far the hottest, imo
I wanna fuck Hugh Jackman
>>1323766
same here
>>1323306
( ._.)
>>1323824
SAME
I have a really weird thing for Jesse Eisenberg.
And by weird thing, I mean I want to fuck his brains out.
Here's mine. Rate?
Im so glad im not the only one with a thing for Chris Brown. Ive always had an unhealthy obsession for him.
biggest crush...hurts so much knowing that its never gona happen
>>1324089
I know what a hottie.
There was something that struck me as slightly homoerotic about the War Boys
>>1324117
Nothing to be ashamed about. He's a cutie-pie.
>>1324120
>all those underwear scenes in Skins
>The scene where he tries to suck the gay character's dick
That show was GOAT for cute british twinks.
>>1324128
What is goat
>>1324120
Nick Hoult is gorgeous, yeah. But I also want to bang Nux in-character.
>>1324128
Tony and Maxxie would've been such a hot couple. Wouldn't have lasted long, but that doesn't matter.
>>1324131
Greatest Of All Time
>>1324163
>Greatest Of All Time
Gayest Of All Time
FTFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3FsxtNW2k
>>1323856
What's so weird/shameful about him? He's 100% qt3.14
I've discovered The Vamps recently - now they're a guilty pleasure of mine. The music is alright, but I basically wanna be the designated cum dump on their tour bus.
This is Bradley
>>1324194
This is Bradley's ass
>>1324195
This is his bandmate James
i want matt damon to suck my dick
>>1324181
All I ever hear is how ugly or annoying he is. I realize how unattractive he is, and he can very much be annoying at times.
I just think making out with him and fucking him to the point where his thin voice moans just sounds so fucking hot to me.
>>1324207
I find him extremely attractive though.
I'd fuck Heisenberg.
>>1324209
Attraction is subjective. Most people don't get that. It's a combination of flaws and features that appeal to you somehow.
Like, I'm not attracted to Hugh Jackman, but I get why people are. He just doesn't do anything for me.
>>1324098
He aged like fine wine.
>>1324128
>tries to suck
I'm pretty sure maxxie's dick was already in tony's mouth
Anyway, i'm sure Bryan singer had already plant his seed in Nicholas hoult. Or vice versa.
>>1324494
>Bryan Singer
Ugh, why are Hollywood fags so sleazy?
![11849883_445744002217348_332901110_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NI0jMg9.jpg "11849883_445744002217348_332901110_n[1].jpg")
Aaron Rodgers' brother
![12338694_1519784024986929_1446835507_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QbDVGUT.jpg "12338694_1519784024986929_1446835507_n[1].jpg")
>>1324537
Also that ass
>>1324114
he can be a hottie and also be a woman beating asshole. those traits are not exclusive.
>>1324566
Not to your trashy ass
![1378796946015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eQqwfWh.jpg "1378796946015[1].jpg")
>weird/shameful celebrity crushes
do e-celebs count?
>>1324580
brandon please find somewhere else to hang out.
we are all tired of your samefagging threads where you post your own photos in the hopes that someone will say you're hot.
you're not hot.
go away.
>>1323306you should check him out in his WCW days before his hair went so thin. Don't get me wrong,the man has aged better than most wrestlers.
John Boehner. Instant bone every time.
>>1323619
Could be Nunzio? He was pretty cute
>>1324703
I've seen him in WCW, he was at peak hotness around 98 imo. Don't get me wrong, I'd still dick him down in a heartbeat today and listen to his cute high pitched moans I'm such a fucking weird cunt
>>1323546
who the fuck is this? looks kinda hot
>>1323760
Damn! I wanna flip fuck this guy all night!
>>1324712
Don't you mean 'instant boehner'?
>>1324211
>ywn give him an awkward birthday handjob
why live?
>>1326199
harrison ford
>tfw your parents figure out you're gay when they catch you jacking it to Liam Neeson
It's an awkward feel.
>>1326342
He's not unattractive really but i can see why that would be weird for your parents
>>1326199
You don't know who Harrison Ford is? How old are you, 3?
>>1326037
Could be but, yeah, professional wrestling definitely made me gay. I still have a hard-on for Steve Blackman. Same goes for Ken Shamrock.
>>1327648
I would be Steve Blackman's sex slave desu he's daddy as fuck
did you see the trailer for his bounty Hunter show? He's still all hot and jacked
>>1327648
also Ken Shamrock was basically just made of steroids for his entire wwf run. that plus his permanent rage and aged-beyond-his-years face put me off
Test was pretty hot during the Attitude Era and 98-01 Shane McMahon was qt
Austin Abrams
The only person who I will be completely devoted to. I mean I will literally do whatever he asks of me
>>1328671
Sorry but you're never going to get to be fucked by your crush.
Life a bitch like just hope you don't die alone.
>>1323609
shit..... looks like a fucking cantaloupe in this pic
>>1323569
he has nudes leaked, just reminding.
>>1329956
Wait... what? Where?
He's so cute I'd actually feel bad for fucking him... Then I'd have no choice but to go for round 2
>Sorry Thomas, (and probably Dylan)
>>1326342
Haha holy shit anon, that's rough.
I have a huge crush on the guy from Depeche Mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
God, he is so hot
>>1324211
I have to admit, he has a nice ass.
Jose Canseco <3
idc about the steroids, still kiss his balls
>>1330359
>we'll never see dom/sub of thomas/dylan
why live
>>1331421
Which one are you thinking is which?
even old and fat as he is now, i would
>>1331421
>>1331509
I feel they switch
Akira Kamiya, not sure why
>>1331572
He's a cutie
>>1324211
I'd rather fuck Bryan.
he was really cute when he was younger....not as much now. he's most attractive in first blood and rocky II imo
>>1333497
his suit is too big
he should just take it off
Not exactly a crush but I remember being attracted to him when watching spiderman as a kid
he's a qt
