might as well dump some pics I've been receiving on grindr/email/craigslist... some are good some are bad. General online hook up exp / grindr stories
>>1288770
here we go
>>1288772
lanky and hung
>>1288773
may get tag teamed by this guy and another 8 inch, he seems chill
>>1288774
damn black guys are my weakness
some fat dude i found on grindr and drunk fucked, turned out he had a big cock and lasted forever
>>1288776
oh mannnn
>>1288779
lastly for now I posted this earlier on a prev thread, but Jesus Christ this cock is insane
>>1288777
>>1288781
damn I probably would
>>1288780
is that flaccid? semi? that cant be totally flaccid...
>>1288780
finally a guy that knows how to properly photograph his cock
>>1288791
Asian persuasion
>this thread
>>1288860
this guy is like 38, super muscular. what do yall think...?
>>1288960
"generous Arab"
>>1289021
>>1289021
>>1289027
>>1289021
there is like at least another 2 inches beneath his fat too its ridiculous, its even worse because he's only 5'6
>>1288996
that thing is ugly , small as a zapalka
>be me, litterally 5 minutes ago
>fuck my closet, I'm craving for a cock
>decide to make a grindr account
>no profile pic yet, make clear I'll only send pics in private
>litterally two minutes later get first messages
>look at his profile
>it's my goddamn primary school teacher, never seen him in more than 10 years
I'm more confused than ever before. What do?
include faces or gtfo
>>1289307
Post pics
You are so slutty OP
>>1289307
Suck his dick
>>1289308
>>1289164
oh fuck. uncut, hung, face pic, 6'2...
>>1289318
>>1289334
The fucker is ugly as sin but there's a voice inside my head that tells me that a day may come when I will regret not having swallowed is cock. Should I come out or say nothing?
>>1289343
do it.
>>1289343
hook up and give us a report
>tfw when huge teacher fetish
>>1289343
Is that him? He isnt ugly
>>1289339
>>1289343
do it anon,
>>1289339
fat cockkkk my my
>>1289359
so reveal it after if it goes well..,
>>1289359
>tfw had a chance to fuck a teacher of mine and missed it
you WILL regret it, just tell him after.
>>1289364
I'm kinda intrigued by reminding him how we talked about Harry Potter during the school trip with my mouth dripping with his cum
Still no replies from the elementary teacher, but I found the older brother of one of my formless classmates
>>1289378
that got me horny just reading it. haha
this guy on another note, I am seriously considering... even if he is a beef head
fuck it I have one
>be one year ago
>24 yo bi in the navy
>6'4" bottom super masc but smooth
>chatting up 30 something top on grindr
>swap pics finally plan to meet at his place
>turns out he like 5'6" and super timid
>sit on his sofa and start chatting
>goes on for about two hours
>get on the subject that I have a ton of guns and go shooting all the time
>he is scared of me the whole time
>i'm just trying to suck dick
>finally says he is too intimidated by me to do anthing
>dissapointed go home and jerk off
>be two weeks ago
>at the new star wars move
>check grindr same guy messaged me
>he just got a handgun and remembered I knew a ton about them
>wondering if I would come obver and show him some stuff
>says he will pay me $60 for one hour
>fuckit.jpg
>go over to his house
>he is still super timid and quiet
>show him the grip basics, stance, and how to field strip his new glock 17
>one hour later says he learned a lot
>pays me $60
>says he is interested in more lessons later
>leave and drive home
>mfw i am a bi firearms instructor for hire on grinder
>>1289404
this guy is suck a doucheeee
>>1289644
this guy too :/
>>1289644
protip: guys with big cocks can have anyone they want and so they often act like assholes...
>>1289339
He's perfect. Go for it
Could have gotten fucked by him could have
>>1289647
this guy is actually not too bad so far, and Jesus Christ he is hungggg like a horse
>>1289724
damn Anon, I would've
>>1289732
oh shit what a beauty, id go for it anon if he has a dick like that you cant say no
>>1289734
just sent a face pic, just as good looking as the other. and man he's hung...
>>1289732
>>1289734
I mean... WOW
>>1289645
double time lol
>>1289770
yummy
>>1289771
this guy could fuck meeee up, looks like frank ocean <333
>>1289724
Im mostly a top, but he could destroy me any day of the week
Thinking about going to fuck this guy tonight. What do y'all think? Dick pic to follow
>>1289779
Ehh kinda small. Might just be the first guy I bottom for.
>>1289779
hmmm looks handsome enough... how old ?
>>1289781
I've only bottomed for 3 guys in my life. I'm 21, all from grindr and all were 8 plus inches... i would suggest a smaller dude too start because he may not be as ample with the lube as my tops were, to say the least I've had a less than painless expirence but all were worth it in the end
>>1289788
but my problem is I LOVE the look and feel of uncut cock, so I find myself giving any guy with a half decent uncut dick too many chances, and end up not hooking up with hardly any of them... oh well
>>1289789
perfect example. 7.5 inches, but so uncut and so hot looking... haha
>>1289782
44. I'm only 21. I kinda have a thing for older guys haha. It's reall hard to find older men
>>1289794
ay us 21 y/o have it rough out here... haha
>>1289773
>>1289788
>>1289794
what do you guys think? young uni student, really hung and very chill... man that body
>>1289811
Black guys turn me on so yessss
>>1289814
wow I'm not the only guy on /hm that actually like black cock... thank god.
>>1289811
>>1289814
this guy is like 6,4 250, uncut.. droolingggg
Guy from Puerto Rico, Alfonso
>>1289811
>nigger
>>1289820
hot
>>1289836
yup, about the response I thought I would get... uhh typical /hm
>>1289824
not bad
>>1289724
jeebus, he's perfect
>>1289852
his cock
>>1289852
this guy wants group sex
>>1289855
his cock, niceeeee
>>1289856
tattoo guyy
>>1289857
"Dr Deepthroat" no lying lol
>>1289861
his schlong
>>1289863
trouser snake...
>>1289857
tattoo guy getting some dome.. holy shit this guy is RIPPED, he would destroy me
>>1289876
not bad... I'm tempted
>>1289881
just gotta make them work for it haha
>>1289343
def doable.
bet he's a great fuck.
do it.
>>1289378
Just get there and listen to him moan as he cums in your mouth or ass.
Fuck him and regret nothing.
>>1289724
ring him up and take advantage of that handsome god.
hot man.
>>1289794
go for it. he should know how to fuck you right well.
>>1289876
You guys keep asking Why?
Ask, Why the fuck not, if safe?
>>1289854
Love me some saggy balls
>>1289913
the question is... how will be fit this in my but
>>1290202
yummmm
He wants to be tag teamed, and I'm all for it
>>1290237
Hot, too bad hes' got that bad tattoo.
19y in my area wants to top me yes or nah I'm thinkin in yes : D
>>1289471
Cool story
>>1290255
do it anon. young uncut cock is good for the soul
>>1290237
agreed. better cum over that horrendous tat. but his hole looks nice
msg me if u want anyone trolled. need general location + profil pic/name
i can probs get pics
[email protected]
scruff+grindr
>>1290397
lol I'm a bottom, but then again I'm also a broke college teen
>>1290606
he's more my type.
>>1290608
mixed / black guys all in the inbox tonight... damnnn
>>1290608
big daddies
>>1290644
6,3 230, look at that vein..
>>1290681
this is becoming the unofficial black cock thread, opps
>>1290682
those black dudes are growers lol. this guy is so hot..
How does one make a Grindr account that's anon? Tried using a new Apple ID but it requires a CC
>>1290684
you are downloading the wrong app I guess. the one I've used, I've been able to set up throwaway email accounts and link my profile to those emails without so much of a confirmation email. it's very easy
>>1290255
holy hell what general area I think I know that guy
>>1289343
Lol wut at the replies. Don't do it he's disgusting
>>1290255
confirm location please... MA right...
>>1292208
fucked him
>>1292209
>>1292216
>>1292215
Oh mah.. post more
>>1292216
What kind of slut would send this to a stranger??
So glad I have a hubby now and never had to use Grindr--but if I did, why would I want to see a penis? That's kind of a given...
>>1292282
...
>>1292282
>never had to use Grindr--but if I did, why would I want to see a penis?
May not be gay - ask your doctor to be sure.
>>1292300
Trust me, I'm gayer than you--but I work on the assumption that someone on Grindr in the first place would have a dick. I want to see what their face looks like, etc.
Not exactly giving me any new info to send a cock pic, is it? 99.9999999% of the time they are unremarkable, and if they are, I wouldn't believe it was their real dick pic anyway
Comes from Hornet - I have many more
He goes to a college in DC and is sort of an ass
>>1292313
hes probably attractive then you, anon. Stop being such a judgemental queen.
>>1292326
Not a bad ass. the rest is take it or leave it
>>1289647
tfw I got a big cock but the ones I really like never replied after I showed my pic. I think I'm a 5/10 so... /neck
Know 2 other top dudes who got to fuck the boy of my dreams so it feels like I got stabbed by envies. Hate that feeling.
>>1292323
I think he's cute
>>1292215
>>1292276
>>1292489
>>1288777
The same fagging is real
That dick is smaller than his finger, but yeah, its "big"
>>1288774
Did you get tag teamed?
>>1292324
If he's an asshole, then... ewww. No.
>>1290237
His hole is alluring. I want sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths...
mfw when I can't find anyone well hung or a bbc to go down on and this thread is up :(
all these black cocks
>be me
>be today
>work at the university I graduated from two years ago
>have a regular fwb that I've been playing with on/off for the past few years
>slightly chubby bear, hairy in the right places
>go over to his place to mess around
>answers the door with just a shirt on
>instantly more turned on, but notice cat walking around door
>"okay, that's new"
>close door so cat doesn't get out
>head to bedroom
>mess around for a bit (kissing, sucking, but no fucking this time)
>he blows his load
>working on me
>as I blow my load, notice the cat sitting by my feet at the end of the bed
>cat staring at us and has this surprised look on its face
>blow load, feels good but can't get image of cat's face out of my head
>cute cat, but wtf
>>1294270
the cat knows your dirty secret, anon
>>1294857
Slimy and gross.
>>1294860
Small and cut.
>>>/soc/
>>1295045
Huh. A cock head with pussy lips.
>>1297185
Same guy, real cute. Huge cock too
>>1297187
Very nice! Any more?
>>1297194
Yeah, he also calls himself BunnyBoy on Grindr
>>1297228
>>1297243
Fucking cute, I'd breed that bunny
Bear on grindr keen on sucking hs cock what do you guys think
ANother grindr cock
1/23
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>>1290255
somebody tell me the name or initials of this guy and if it is who i think it is i swear to god ill dump at least 20 pics of him
wheres the rest?
may or may not be lying about STD's on grinder - GET TESTED
>craigslist
>grindr
>tfw you'll never be in these threads because you're not chasing after faggots who are at the bottom of the barrell
He said 10 inches. I won the lottery.
>>1289881
Any more of this guy?
>>1297498
Go oooooonnnnn...
Here's mine hard af
+61 409 889 561 call or fb I don't mind I'm male bi Australian coming to USA in 2 months looking for big American cocks so excited xxx
>>1289770
From Ohio?
>>1292211
he's hot! you're lucky!
Heres my soft uncut dick
Here's mine :)
1
>>1307321
>>1307322
37 yo
Same
>>1307326
>>1302335
you're kidding yourself about the amount of gay men that have a grindr/lurking on craigslist.
Visiting, blew him in his car
>>1310515
Tell us more anon wow your are lucky!
>Be me on Sunday.
>Been chatting up a really passable tranny (Pre-op). He wants a relationship, I want in his ass.
>Finally convince him to give me a shot as a FWB type thing.
>Go over to his house and he meets me outside in full drag in some yoga pants.
>Says his house has a bunch of people over for the superbowl I guess.
>I say we should take a ride since I can't host either
>We find a quiet spot in a local park and head to the backseat.
>Immediately start making out, he tastes really feminine, kinda hard to describe.
>Moving kinda slow so I guide his hand to my dick.
>Takes it out and jerks me while I fondle his ass in those yoga pants and we continue making out.
>Ass so fat I thought he was a real girl for a second.
>We both get more naked and he starts sucking me.
>I spank him once, and he screams like a bitch wanting more. I oblige and keep spanking him while he swallows my cock.
>I start dry fingering him and he says he needs to get some lube.
>He's fully naked reaching into his purse (lol) in my front seat with his smooth ass in my face and I take that as an invitation to start eating him out.
>He's loving it so much that he can barely focus on finding the lube.
>Finally gets it and lubes my cock and his asshole.
>Puts my cock in him and starts riding me as we face each other in the seat, still making out.
>I pound his ass while spanking him and sucking his neck, and he's moaning like a total slut. Seriously, I have never had my bottoms be this vocal.
>Keep pounding him and pounding him for like 15 minutes and then I grab some lube and start to jerk his cock. Within 10 seconds he yells "FUCK OooOOhh" and shoots his load all over my chest.
>Fuck that, I'm getting my rocks off too here. Keep fucking his ass as he squeals from the post orgasm fucking.
>Feel my load build up and bust my biggest load ever inside his ass.
>We catch our breath and get dressed, with him alternating between thanking me, praising me, and asking if I'm clean. Total nervous wreck lol.
>>1310590
Hit 2000 characters exactly...
>Drive him home while he gives me the whole "I've never done it in a car before" and "I don't ever do hookups on the first date" bullshit.
>Drop him off and now I'm just waiting the 3 days before I chat him up again.
Probably the most exciting sex I've ever had and my first time doing it in a car.
>>1310593
Comes onto gay board to talk about experience with a trans girl and talks about how convincing of chick this trans person is as if they have something to prove to a board who loves cock...right.
>Be me 21 years old
>Bi not out because everyone hates bi's
>Come to big city for school break
>Get wild on Grindr because I'm not used to the volume, proximity, hotness, and I don't have to be too discreet because I don't live there
>Get messaged by really cute twink, 20.
>Has amazing boyish face, massive uncut cock, and surprisingly hairy chest for otherwise smooth twink
>Literally exactly what I like to have sex with in guys
>Lives a few blocks away
>Walk there, he opens the door
>Fat, gross, sweaty, my half chub deflates
>Definitely him since its the same facial structure, must have gained 100 lbs since the picture was taken/ it's his bother's pic
>Thank god I'm a provincial asshole who fucked off the building ASAP
>A bit more careful now
>>1289307
Did you like him in school?
If yes, then go for it.
If no, then tell him you were a student and how much you hate him.
>>1289334
ugh, pls, no faces, body maybe
>>1289724
>Could have gotten fucked by him could have
...but?
>>1310590
*she
*her
Could have this ass whenever I want, but I'm in a relationship and we only play together. This guy doesn't do threesomes
>>1310711
Shit, man! Sharing is caring, send a piece of that ass this way
>>1310655
Jeez, why do people even bother with that shit. Do they legit think when they blatantly lie you're just gonna be like "well I came all the way here.."
uhg, I'm triggered.
>>1289794
youre joking right
>>1310649
I have nothing to prove. But my choice of adjectives seems to have triggered you into some kind of autistic rage. Have you heard of a website called tumblr? I think you might fit in there.
>>1310725
>>1310798
His legs are a bit big for my tastes but I'd still love to get him under me.
>>1310800
Thick thighs, Thick thighs are where it's at.
angel-pea at hotmail co uk if anyone wants to cum?
>>1310829
skype, i mean, on there now
Just sucked this today from a guy on Kik
>>1310798
>>1310800
He's black but his ass is white?
>>1310939
Anon has never heard of lighting before.
>>1310859
Gross
>>1310859
You have AIDS and zero self-respect. Of both I am sure.
>>1290255
Is that my dick from freshman year?
... Like 6 years ago?
I swear I recognize the dick, hand, shaving, bed, sheets, and positioning of the bed near a window like that. I'm... confused.
>>1310611
Sexy as fuck
>>1290684
you need fake apple id + a prepaid debit card you can enter bs into when you register the account.
I have a feeling if you buy a itunes gift card and enter that at setup you may not need a prepaid debit card
or just use android
