why is there never a self suck thread? lets get it /hm, stories, webmds, and pics welcome
>>1258313
my back hurts just looking at this
>>1258320
worth it, its a must try
I can suck my own dick. Anyone have any questions about it?
>>1258329
any specific rituals and stretches you do before? also how can i get my dick in my mouth more? (op)
>>1258329
do you swallow your cum?
>>1258331
Not him, but do it after a shower so you're nice and relaxed.
Stretching your hamstrings and back helps, too.
Also, try other positions and see if they work better for you.
>>1258331
Nothing in particular, a warm shower can help as can waiting for the evening. I find that I am way more limber in the evenings than in the early mornings. I've always been able to do it. When I did stretch, which is basically folding myself in a half with my chin touching my chest, I could get 2/3 of the way down the shaft (6" here, nothing amazing). Honestly it really isn't worth it. The position is uncomfortable and it is difficult to get a good rhythm going.
Weight will also make it harder. Having any sort of paunch is a problem for autofelatio.
>>1258304
sauce?
me
>>1258773
Hot as fuck, man. Have any better lit pics though?
>>1258779
not for 4chan
I managed to lick the tip once and my lower back is still paying the price
fuck did it hurt
>>1258786
...For Kik or email then?
>>1258788
Post your email
used to do it when I was younger
>be about 14
>very small. 80 pounds, 5-4 but had a 5.5" cock
>had been wiping my precum off my cock and tasting it. thought it would be nice to lick it
>get on bed and fold myself in half
>best I can get is cockhead about three inches from my mouth
>try night after night. different positions, pillows
>getting closer and closer
>after about two weeks I can lick the tip
>keep trying. can lick in every night but still can't get it in my mouth
>one night get crazy idea
>tie weights to my legs, fold over so legs are off my bed, weights pull legs down further
>lower, lower, lower
>flip off bed and onto floor
>"anon! stop making so much noise in there!"
>next night try something else
>lay next to wall, walk legs up wall and squirm my shoulders closer to the wall, let legs fall behind my head
>BINGO!
>cockhead is in my mouth
>keep doing this
>every night get in further in
>feeling of a mouth on my cock is OK, but feeling of a cock in my mouth is great
>now jerk off with cock in my mouth
>shoot and swallow
>do this for about a month then lose interest
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=ufryl-j342-
I love sucking my cock!
>>1259179
>tie weights to my legs, fold over so legs are off my bed, weights pull legs down further
I wish you died so your parents could discover your body like that.
I've done it before. Kills your lower back.
I've done it before. It kills your lower back.
>>1258337
I just want to get a dick in my mouth.
i always do it when im really high and i get alot in
Was is satisfying?
Ive done it before a couple of times. Generally when I get to that stage of horny where you will do almost anything to get off.
I sit on the edge of my bed, put my arms under my legs and pull myself down. Getting closer and closer until I couldn't fucking stand it anymore and just crumpled in on myself and ignored the discomfort. It felt alright but it was more the thought of doing this to myself which really got me off. Usually in a minute or less after getting the whole head in my mouth because it excites me so much. Usually regretted it as soon as i cum, though ive done it around 6 times. My back always hurt a lot right after and I could barely move, but after an hour of rest I would be fine with no residual discomfort. It was pretty much spontaneous on all occasions, if I spent a week preforming stretches I could probably do it easily without much discomfort. But its not something I want to do regularly. I cant lie on my back because it squishes my stomach more and its really uncomfortable. Also avoid eating before you do it makes it easier and you wont feel as uncomfortable.
>>1258304
i did it a couple of times. got the first inch or so in my mouth. felt really good until i shot a load of cum in my mouth which was absolutely disgusting. stopped doing it after that.
does anyone have any links of straight guys blowing in their own mouths, like from omegle/chatroulette/etc
Fuck. I used to think I was developing an exhibitionism fetish, but now I think it's just full on.
And I always thought self suck was super hot. So here you go; this is me
>>1262516
goddamn you are hot
moar pls
>>1262534
Right now I'm just pulling from mine that are already taken. I made a tumblr and reddit account (sorry but it's more exposure than here) because something clicked. I thought I was super ugly but now posting lewd pics on the internet is a self-esteem boost because people like it (I don't think I accept it's genuine but whatever). So here's some more.
Well...here's just one more that isn't up so you know it's actually me.
I guess dead thread though.
>>1262541
>>1262543
>>1262567
You are so FUCKING handsome.
MOAR!!!
Love that you've got a hairy chest. Show us moar and give me more fap material, stud.
Wish I were there to assist in any way you wanted...
Pic of the farthest you get your cock in your mouth???!
Great to see the cum running down your cheek...
HOT HOT HOT!!!
>>1262541
Dude - you have to share your tumblr....! Please????
>>1262541
please give us your tum -b- lr account!!!
>>1262593
>>1262594
>>1262595
Oh jeez thank you. It's actually been a while since I've been on 4chan. Are links to tumblrs cool?
http://eodalu.tumblr.com
All my accounts are under that name: Eodalu
Here's one from my Reddit verification (don't crucify me please)
>>1262600
Also I was trying to create a webm of a video but I've never done it before and can't figure it out right now. There's a video up there too. I think the quality is lacking though. Everything's cropped in portrait because hide face for now (maybe not forever idk). Too bad because I think landscape is always better.
Fuck is this narcissistic? I don't know. I've been on a posting bender and it feels nice to get compliments. If people like it though I'll continue in the future. Don't have any more good ones right now.
>>1262593
This is the best one i have so far.
>>1262600
Used to do more when I was limber. This time of year though turns into daily 12 hour shifts at work though so I'm super stiff. Have to stretch regardless but I should go down farther if I keep that up (when I was in peak shape I could basically go balls deep). However being 6'0" and 145 lbs helps too.
Well here's one more that's not up anywhere else yet, because why not. I'll try to make another video soon. If this thread is gone before then (which it probably will be) then I'll try to make a webm for the next one. Though it will all go up on tumblr eventually.
I can do this. Mainly because I am naturally flexable. As my penis is only 5 inches or 5.5 inches (not sure of the exact measurement). I do it occasionally it feels okay but as others said it is more of the sensation of having a dick in your mouth that is the real turn on.
Here are some general tips for anyone wishing to do this.
1.Stretching, Google some back flexibility stretches. What I have done is stretch for a few days in advance and then rest. I feel this gives your back time to loosen up after the stretches.
2. The less food you eat that day, the better.
3. When you can finally do it. Alternate between doing it with your feet over your head and bending your head to your dick.
I will answer any questions anyone has.
>>1260191
well, we can make him do it for quads
>>1262600
maaan you're so hot! If you ever wanted to share that on cam with a fellow selfsucker, i'm your man ^^
for those new to self sucking, easiest way i've found to do it, is sit in a computer chair or edge of your bed, wrap your hands under your legs, lean back and pull down, very slowly. when you hit your limit, come back up, rest for 15 seconds then go again. after about 5 mins, you should be limber enough to get face to face with it.
Within 10 - 15 mins, i'm able to bob on my cock with little to no discomfort.
>>1264007
kroussibo
http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=kroussibo
>>1262534
>>1262593
>>1262594
>>1262595
>>1262695
>>1263532
I tried to make a better webm conversion but I'm not that skilled. Here it is though, if anybody wants. I don't think the video is that good either.
>>1264332
This is the hottest vid to watch... can't even find the words to tell you how impressive it is to watch over and over.
>>1264369
Thank you! all this stuff is on a tumblr btw. I used to feel like I should do something every Friday. Now I'm not sure. Everything's exploded in views. I didn't think people would like it at all, but I guess you find it super hot. It'd be nice to make a better lit better shot better done video, but now there's like serious pressure because people say it's good. Don't know why I'm venting at you. Just curious what people's reactions are. thanks again anyways
Seriously this guy's videos are the best I have evr seen. He can lick his own balls http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=11n4n-G500-
>>1262602
>>1262600
>>1262614
Yep, a definite hot man! DAMN, you look great!
Diamonds over here after seeing these sexy shots of you.
Any hope of a shot showing your hairy chest on down as far as you'd like?
I'd absolutely precum buckets if you'd share pics of your hairy legs, too, up as high as you're comfortable!
Please - moar of that hairy, sexy body...! You are just adorable!
>>1264332
you are so sexy!
the vid instantly got me diamonds!
WOW! please make MOAR!
great tumblr, too.
Have you had anyone rim you while you sucked on your cock? Or, if you're into it, been fucked while sucking. I'd love to help you out! haha!
>>1264394
like others here, i wouldn't leave the house if i could do that!
>>1264332
HOT! HOT!
such a sexy fucker!
http://www.xtube.Vom/watch.php?v=4okbg-G877-
says 'straight' ....?
>>1262892
>quads
rolling
>>1264450
Here's one I just took. I don't have any more ready so that's it. I'll upload them wherever later. This is kind of getting off topic to the thread though so I'll have to stop. If there's ever some other OC thread or whatever I'll check out there.
>>1264538
No, not yet at least. My new guy friend and I are into all sorts of stuff. When he gets back from out of town I'm going to mention these ideas to him.
bump
Tell me how to do it plz
Me atm
hi guys
>>1267756
second
>>1267758
and a highrez pic
>>1267756
loved this one in particular
I can do it sometimes but it's difficult. I can get about 1/2 inches in max and sometimes I can just lick the tip. It's alot harder not being in shape and it kills my back and neck for 5 minutes after. I don't get much of the sensation from it but it feels good still. I can't cum from it alone but it gives the feeling of a dick in my mouth
>>1267765
i m a bit insecure about this "skill"
>>1267805
i have some more :)
2
last so far
ama
>>1267856
fucking amazing
>>1267854
Why be shy about having a skill that every guy in the world wishes he could have?
>>1267856
fuck yesss
>>1267883
>'would love to see your face'
Seconded!
>>1267856
Oh god, my dick is diamond, am i late to thread?
Please, please post pic of your lips. They look majestic, i'd die to see thick cumshot on your pouty lips.
Damn, your bearded face looks so hot.
>>1264053
Alright, this thread got me interested in trying..
I'll try streaching for a few days. I'm 2m tall and extremely stiff, so it will take a few days to be flexible enough
I will post here if I succeed, because if I do, anyone who can't reach because of stiffness in the back will be able to aswell.
I have to say though after streaching, it definitely hurts quite a bit, but I can see a tiny amount of progress.
>>1268608
2m tall, that sounds hot, are you skinny? Care to share some pic?
>>1268669
Fucking nice, thanks bro
>>1267856
welcome back bro :)
>>1269384
didn't attach pic cause i'm drunk :/
>>1269386
these are at least 5 years old by now
wheres the self fuck thread at? ive only found one video like that and it was so hot
If I Could Self Suck, I Would Suck Myself All Damn Day.
I'm Such A Horny Dude... ._.
>>1268635
Maybe if I accomplish my goal I'll make a new thread or something
Though I have pectus excavatum which is a turn off for some people
>>1269386
Damn, this looks so good. Your lips wraped around a thick cock... you are living the dream man.
Your lips make me explode.
>>1269564
How big is your pectus ex.?
>>1265523
Who is this??
>>1269604
About three cm (little more then an inch) so it isn't that bad.
Deepest point is just above where my ribcage ends, creating two bulges on my chest
>>1267756
do you even spine?
>>1267856
last few seconds your face is not blurred.
>>1270697
i was slightly aware of this
>>1270773
May as well show more then :-P
>>1271653
>>1262516
Work is taking a toll on me, but I made a video. Sorry it's low quality; it's hard as hell if you don't use the mirror mode. Not strictly self suck...is a facial okay though?
Tumblr link, if people care about such things:
http://eodalu.tumblr.com/post/134723896827/sorry-for-the-abysmal-quality-60-hour-work-weeks
>>1271657
Boy, do you look different from the front, haha. From the side, you looked a hell of a lot like my friend (not that I ever thought you actually were).
>>1271888
Pics of your friend?
>>1271888
Yeah I'm weird looking like that. Makes me hesitant to post more because people who thought I was attractive from the side might not when they see the whole me.
>>1267856
That moment when the blur filter fades faster than the video
>>1271988
that moment when somebody already pointed this out and you still repeat it
Well a friend convinced me to post an uncensored version of >>1264332 so here you go. Sorry if I'm spamming me.
>>1272073
fuck yeah
>>1271953
I must admit, I was confusing you with >>1267756 but like I said...still not my friend. The dude in the vids is cut, as well as other differences. I just kinda think the resemblance is funny.
Anyway, nothing wrong with how you look from the front! Gives us a better view of the action. If only you could get a vid that shows you sucking yourself with your asshole in view too.
>>1272206
I meant to say uncut. Stupid phone typing. Just correcting so I don't look like an idiot.
>>1272206
>nothing wrong with how you look from the front!
oh pleeeeease!
you shouldn't lie to people just because you are trying to get in their pants.
he looks like shit in that frontal view straight up his nostrils. he looks cute from the side. if i was him i would delete immediately the frontal view vidyas because they make him look terrible and then try and reshoot them with better lighting or a bag over his head. just kidding! he seems attractive in some shots. this is the problem with trying to produce amateur videos; if you don't do it right you can appear hideous which destroys the whole point of the video which is to turn people on. most porn is professionally produced with expensive cameras and lights and makeup and directors and editing to make it look hot. nobody wants to see some troll gobbling his own jizz in the dark.
>>1272211
How in the fuck is paying someone a compliment on an anonymous image board 'trying to get in their pants?'
And let's see you post a better video if you're gonna be so goddamned judgemental.
>>1272227
you're trying to see videos of his dong so that is trying to get into his pants.
i never said i could post a better video.
i'm trying to help him since all you nasty catfishing fags are going to post his awful videos for the next century and he's going to regret having ever exposed himself because he was thinking with his dick and not his brain.
>>1258304
>Stories
One time I sucked my own dick, The End.
>>1272247
If you post a video of yourself at your most unflattering and people still like it enough to want more and/or circulate it later, then that's way more flattering than feeling like you have to crop most of yourself out of the frame to get people to like it.
You're just a shitty shallow faggot who doesn't like what he sees and is trying to prevent himself from having to see more. Your opinions aren't objective truth. If people 'post his awful videos for the next century,' then clearly a lot of people don't think they're awful.
>>1272253
>If you post a video of yourself at your most unflattering
so you admit he looks like shit in that video
>you have to crop most of yourself out of the frame
i didn't say to crop himself out, i said to use better lighting
people post a lot of awful things to make fun of them, not because they are hot.
maybe i am 'a shitty shallow faggot.' that is a pointless ad hominem argument.
>>1272268
Not admitting. Just coming at it from your perspective. Dude looks fine to me.
>>1272211
>>1272227
Video guy here. Oh man, I'm sorry my one was so ugly and bad. Just fyi it's not catfish if I posted it. I'm kind of confused how the hell it's catfishing. I understand it's an ugly video, but I think a lot of people have warped perspectives because of professional porn. 99% of people don't look like that. Even actors don't outside of it. There's no need to be cruel though.
You could direct your comments at me though! I mean, I look really different in different lighting and angles. You're right the whole goal is to make something as attractive as possible, even if the person isn't attractive. I'm sorry I can't just change who I am. If you have improvements I'll accept them! If you just think I'm plain and always ugly that's okay too. It's naive of me to think I could appeal to everyone. In fact I think I'm pretty ugly too.
You sound pretty versed in amateur porn videos. I don't really understand why though. It's made for just it's own sake purely. I don't get how you can be so offended that someone doesn't produce amateur porn for you. It's not made for you.
>>1272211
>>1272247
>>1272268
Oh I guess I could also say if people want a normal face pic from the front I could post it. It's not catfishing if I'm willingly doing it >_> I mean I sought it out.
You're not shallow. It's porn; porn is shallow. I just kind of laughed at how seriously you take it. I really am sorry though. It's not cool of me to just post ugly shit because
>thinking with his dick and not his brain
I don't exactly know what you mean. What does it mean to post porn with your brain?
>>1272253
>>1272268
Also I don't want my posts to sound so reactionary. Sorry if they are. I think you're right critical dude. There's nothing wrong with having quality standards, and I did fail myself because usually I try harder. I guess that does mean I was thinking impulsively and dumb. Maybe it's just your tone is off-putting to people. It's weird cause re-reading your stuff I think you're right. I'd delete that one just to get it out of the way but it's too old to allow me. So I guess that's that.
...I'm actually appreciative someone cares enough to make those suggestions, even if it comes across wrong to people. I guess I'm pretty fucking weird.
>>1272268
Fuck I need to reread my posts before I type them. Those are rambling. And I can't delete to rewrite it.
You're right. I agree with you. Sorry it's bad quality and I have bad standards.
You kind of hurt my feelings with that picture
But that's okay. You're right though.
Okay I'll shut up now.
>>1272268
>>1272299
>how you can be so offended
>>1272300
>>1272327
me me me!
look at me!
i'm ugly!
look at me!
i'm a camwhore!
me me me me tell me i look good please!
me me i'm so awful!
me me me me i'm desperate for attention!
suggestions about me?
does anyone care?
i guess i'm pretty fucking weird!
i have bad standards!
but that's okay!
me me me me!
me?
/hm/ is for sharing porn.
Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/.
Why do you think you are so special that you can ignore the rules that are posted on a sticky at the top of /hm/?
Where are the mods?
You should be banned.
>>1272469
Sorry...I tried to delete them but I couldn't..I haven't been on 4chan in a long time. I thought you could delete but it was too long.
I'll go now. Sorry.
>>1272487
Don't feel so bummed. Just take your services to /soc/. They'll be more appreciated there. But you'll probably still run into assholes like the one above. They're everywhere, though.
In other news, let's get this fucker back on track!
http://fr.xhamster.com/movies/1373167/crazy_hot_self_suck_with_powerful_cock_spasm.html
More?
>>1258304
>why is there never a self suck thread?
Because it's never as gratifying as you would imagine and you're left with the mess.
But who knows, maybe I'm just terrible at blowjobs.
ive seen this guy in a vid b4, but there were a ton of reposts of it, so anyone know the original?
>>1271917
if this is you anon, you're pretty cute
>>1267569
Hot
>>1267854
if you're so insecure about it, why don't you let me suck you off instead?
cool
>>1279061
because you're probably like 60 and gross? who the fuck sexts over 4chan
>>1280420
I hope this was a genuine reply from the poster and not from a third party. This is hilarious.
