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Craigslist horror stories From this week >still experimenting
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Craigslist horror stories

From this week

>still experimenting
>trying to decide if gay or just bi curious
>had childhood/teenage years friend to play with
>years later, have never been with a guy
>read stories on /hm/ of steamy hookups
>fap furiously
>fuck I want to do this
>lurking CL
>7.5 black guy wants head
>talk for a bit, seems chill
>early 20s like me
>similar interests
>just wants head for now
>imokwiththis
>pics, looks fit, trimmed
>agree to meet
>mall parking lot 11:30
>get there early, nervous as fuck
>leaned back so I'm behind window tent of car
>says he's on his way, red car
>fucking every car that night was red
>finally shows up, piece of shit junker
>ok, well he is black...
>mother fucking middle aged land whale
>starts walking towards my car
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>panic and speed away
>don't think he saw my face as I was leaned back and parked at angle away
>fuck this shit. I'll just die fapping and never experience human touch again
>and no I'm not in a place to openly experiment, hence the online hookup

Share your stories to save others from heart attacks
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>>1257851
>Have one bad experience
>Give up on sex

Does this sound reasonable to you, Anon?
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>>1257851
Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets.
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Bro just use grindr for hookups and tindr for long term. Craigslist is for old males who can't show their face because they're all 90 years old
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>>1257851

Had one successful craigslist hookup out of one. Didn't care at the time, exchanged two emails and immediately set it up, cruised over to his house right away. It was a bit awkward but we both just wanted to get down to business and cut the chitchat. Got naked and started blowimg him, he turned me over and fucked me for like 2 minutes till he came. We said it was chill and fun and went separate ways. Its hard for me to say, but usually the people I find to chat with are decent people that just want a quickie. Im just really picky and like you get scared easy. Had a few times I was going to meet up with guys but backed down because im a scared little bitch.
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>guy responds to my ad
>Google his name for the fuck of it
>registered sex offender
lmao
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>>1261750

So? If anything that means he's had experience.
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>answer craigslist ad
>guy looking to exchange oral
>I've never done this before so don't ask any questions
>going to meet in parking lot
>he gets there and he's about 300#
>drives an Escalade
>we drive over to hotel parking garage and get in back seat
>seems to be plenty of room (at least for me) but even in this big SUV he's tight for space
>start sucking his cock
>he's getting close, I stat going faster
>suddenly he yells "CRAMP! CRAMP!" and bucks me off his cock just as he's cumming
>shoots his load all over the back of his front seats
>painfully holding his leg
>apologizes and tells me he's not in the mood anymore
>get out of car and leave him to clean up his jizz
>go home and jerk off

he contacted me a few days later asking if I'd get a hotel room for us. yeah, no.
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Never managed to get a real hookup on craigslist they all are just fake spam adverts and lonely straight guys desperate for pussy, only fags are old as fuck or disabled
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>>1264049

Us old, disabled guys need sex too.
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>>1260734
why are you scared? if 2 guys chat and want to fuck then shouldnt you just go with the flow? i had the worst grindr hookup with a guy that was super awkward and we both had hot bodies and dicks. i left the situation wondering why attractive people couldnt have pornstar sex.

it was sooooo sad. his ass was so bouncy but he was just boring and stiff in bed...

enlighten me bro, why no good fuck?
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>Be stuck at gramps house for a couple months.
>Really horny all the time due to no fap
>Just want to suck some dick
>Place ad, sift through trash find bicurious white dude
>Seems chill wants carplay
>Get in his car, proceed to have an awesome convo for nearly 2 hours, he's shocked I'm into dudes as I seem 'normal'
>Yeah well lets get started already
>Pulls out pretty standard circumcised cock
>suck it for 30 seconds he's moaning like a bitch
>Can tell he's about to cum
>Literally screams "NO THIS ISNT RIGHT STOP STOP STOP"
>Is cumming as I pull my head off his dick
>He grabs it trying not to let the cum out, its clearly everywhere
>claims he just isn't gay, claims he didn't even cum
>Alright man later

After I get home he sends me this really passive aggressive email telling me that he isn't gay, I COULD not make him cum since I'm a dude, not to ever email him, and if he sees me he will pretend he doesn't know me because he doesn't associate with "fags". Fuckboy even put "No offense".
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>>1264099
No, your dumbass should have found a partner to settle down with and leave the cruising scene to the younger dudes. Your expiration date is up, move on graciously and let the next generation have their fun.
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>>1264358
Damn, that sucks.

>bicurious
That usually just means he wants to try it out when he sees gay porn. He's curious alright, until you get to the fun part, and once your through with pleasuring him, they just leave you hanging.

Did that once, never again. Not worth the time or effort.
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>>1264361

Nice. God forbid that you still have a sexual libido when you get older and some younger guy tells you to fuck off.

I had a partner, had a good life (except for my disability) and still have sexual urges, despite how repugnant it is to you.
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>>1263911
>>>1261750
>So? If anything that means he's had experience.
All the keks.
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