ITT: We list reasons why Christianity is the best religion ever
http://www.firstworldwar.com/features/christmastruce.htm
1. Because it makes saracens dead
2. Because Jesus was based
>>979192
It in no way shape or form conflicts with capitalism. BASED Christianity!
>>980953
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?” Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” Matthew 19:23-26
>>979192
Please stop baiting
DUDE LOVE LMAO
>>979192
best aesthetics desu
>>979192
There is no particular reason the truce couldn't have happened on Ramadan or Natalis Invicti if history had gone this much differently.
>>980969
My pastor told me that god loves and reward those who worship him. So I'm entitled to these nice things as a result of my faith!
>it's another Christcuck thread
For fuck's sakes, why can't you go to fucking Cripplechan
>>979192
Confessionals!!! :D
>>979192
Young boys in dresses!!! :D
>>979192
7th Heaven!!! :D
>>979192
Creepy old people!!! :D
>>979192
Those crazy Baptists and their silly hats!!! :D
Tight young assholes.
>>979192
Amish people!!! :D
>>979192
Jim Jones!!! :D
>>979192
Luke Skywalker!!! :D
>>979192
Spooks!
>>979192
Witch burnings!!! :D
>>979192
Prohibition!!! :D
Isn't Christianity the only religion that seriously, no-joke promises its followers eternal life after death? I know Judaism and Buddhism don't. I want to say Islam doesn't either.
The wine.
The alcoholic in me likes it cuz it's booze.
The Khorne in me like's it cuz it's the blood of an opponent.
religion of slaves.
>>981045
>mfw
But really Christianity is pretty good
>>981651
Islam does, Judaism doesn't in the sense that the especially wicked have their souls obliterated after a year in hell.
>>981651
Islam does, but they got it from Christianity.
The concept of the eternal life of the soul is actually a fairly novel innovation on Christianity's part. You don't quite find anything like it in world religion until the Christians came along.
>>981651
Jim Jones promised people life after death...
>>981712
Pretty sure the Zoroastrians and various polytheists of the time, like the Sumerians, Greeks, and Egyptians had a concept of an eternal afterlife. Zoroastrianism in particular is thought to be largely responsible for Judaism's adoption of the concept.
What's true is that most of these religions, while an afterlife may be present, it's not given an overwhelming focus. And sometimes like in the case of the Sumerians it doesn't really matter what you do on Earth.
dey got dem ethics at least
>>981752
Until they don't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1125592/AUDIO-7th-Heaven-dad-Stephen-Collins-admits-child-molestation.html
>>981794
that is the fucker right there. PEOPLE!
you me him her us them oh boooooooooooooy oh gurrrrl
>>981678
Is time not your master?
Can you command the Earth to stop turning?
>>982051
>Is time not your master?
Yes... someday I will become old and slow. But, I won't become a Christian.
>>982051
if someone or a group of someones blew the earth up it would.
bam proof of god
>>981712
literally how wrong can you be
>>979192
>Abrahamic religion
>the best ever
"no"
>>979192
It's the best religion ever because it is not a religion at all. It's the opposite of a religion.
>>981712
Go back to Cripplechan, since it's obvious you don't know anything about history.
>>981733
>Zoroastrianism in particular is thought to be largely responsible for Judaism's adoption of the concept.
I don't know why people still believe this.
The Jews were captives in Persia.
The Persians were not captives in Israel.
So who brought whom their religious texts?
>>982124
Don't say that. As you age, you may grow wiser.
>>983410
explain
>>979219
>1. Because it makes saracens dead
heh
>>981621
Witches weren't generally burned, and
>protestants
>>983437
All religions, from "religio", are systems of bondage. Lists of things to do in order to cleanse yourself, enlighten yourself, improve yourself, until you can reach up and be like God. It's what the devil told Eve; eat the fruit, know good and evil, and you will be like God.
Every man-made religion attempts to reach up to God, or elevate man up to God, and they all fail. Each and every one of them. While they do in fact enslave the people who subscribe to their beliefs, these systems of bondage are ultimately lies.
Becoming a Christian is not subscribing to a new philosophy, a new way to cleanse oneself of impurities or imperfections, or a new way to reach up to God.
It is God coming down to earth, accepting us for what we are, fallen sinners, and redeeming us by His blood, justifying us through our faith in Him, and resurrecting us to eternal life.
At the point a person becomes a Christian, they change from a spiritually dead human being in the image of Adam and Eve into a spiritually alive new creation in Christ Jesus, in the image of Christ Jesus Himself. It is a permanent transformation in this church age. The old person dies, and a new creature is born. Hence "born again" in the Spirit, after being born in water.
Once that transformation happens, a person is free. Free from religion. Free from all laws. Free from sin, from death, from the curse, from morality.
He who the Son sets free, is free indeed.
The opposite of religion.
>>983465
Fuck off, Christcuck
>>981480
The church lady still cracks me up to this day.
>>983444
>he actually has a problem with this image
Confirmed for not Christian. The last will be first, motherfucker.
>>983756
I have a problem with the picture.
Because there exists a picture.
LOOK AT ME! SEE HOW HUMBLE I AM! YOU DON'T NEED JESUS! I'M JESUS HERE ON EARTH! LOOK AT ME!
>>983456
Oh, word?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch-hunt
>>983771
You telling me I shouldn't try my very best to act like Jesus?
>>983932
I don't remember Jesus telling people to publish their good deeds in the newspaper.
Funny, I seem to recall Him saying the exact opposite.
If you really think the False Prophet is Jesus on earth, then follow him to hell. What is that to me?
>>980969
>quoting bible passage ut of context
American, huh?
Anyway, Catholicism has a problem with Capitalism: There aren't enough capitalists after a while. So they invented Distributism.
>>983926
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch-hunt
Catholics don't even believe in witches, man. Step it up.
>>983944
Didn't know the Pope could tell Associated Press photographers what to do.
hmmm...
Did God ever supposedly destroy a soul?
Follow up question: are angels supposed to have souls?
>>983968
Who gives a fuck. People were still burned alive because of religious nonsense.
I'm sorry you have a boner for the pope, but catholicism is every bit as useless as protestantism.
To suggest otherwise is fucking retarded.
>>984138
Ignoring the moving of all kinds of goalposts and your childish insults, what is your actual argument?
>>980969
Sup /pol/.
It means that with faith in God, all things are possible, so you should have faith in God. It doesn't have anything to do with economy.
