>It is the year 1900
>You were sent from the present to talk to them
>You meet with every king, PM, president, religions patriarch, and other people with influence
What do you say anon? What would you tell them and what do you think the outcome would be?
>>893248
Don't give anymore power to the bankers
Kill all the jews
All of them
>>893267
>Could have prevented WWI, WWII, the Cold War, and 9/11
>Instead you tell them this hippie shit
>>893284
Actually on second thought I wouldn't tell them anything. You shouldn't change history
>>893284
If the Germans were into downers rather than uppers, we could've avoided most of that.
420 blaze it YOLO
>>893248
I inform Britain of what will happen over the next 50 years and explain and try and convince them to take a different path. I would tell them to do everything within their power to stop Europe from going to war, I would encourage them to gather a coalition of world powers together and balkanize the USA because everything bad that is going to happen to the world will spawn from that hell.
Catch with Lenin
Tell him all he has to know about 20th century, hell even what we know of the 21st.
Do I tell him about the Trotsky / Stalin thing though?
>>893293
>USA because everything bad that is going to happen to the world will spawn from that hell.
Wow, that was the dumbest shit I ever read. How would you even separate the US?
>>893301
Yeah, Trotsky was good, right? I mean, it's not a meme, right?
>>893305
I'm just wondering what the world would've looked if STalin had achieved world domination. Would there be a final form?
But otherwise you're right ofc, Trotsky all day everyday
>>893301
I would advise him to take better care of his health as so he would lead the USSR for a longer time. I think if Stalin didn't fuck it up it would be slightly less Orwellian and more stable.
>>893302
Some to the mexicans, some to the Spanish, some to the French and the Rest to Britain.
>Wow, that was the dumbest shit I ever read
Not really if you actually go through history with a spy glass in the last 100 years you will see the USA is at fault for a lot of the shit. It was American pressure that broke down relations between Britain and Japan, it was American pressure that forced Britain to let go of countries in it's empire and the same for other empires. It was Americas anti imperialism that has led to the shitfest of a world we now live in. It was America that funded and trained the first wave of modern radical muslims, it was Britain that forced civil rights and social justice upon the world. It was America that forced it's belief that mass immigration is wonderful and should be tolerated. Social justice was the virus made in the USA.
Compile a list of future Bolshevik leaders and tell the Tsar to have them killed.
:^)
also kill this one Serbian anarchist
>>893358
I am British and therefore can not speak to other empires and would hope Britain would be able to least keep it from delving into a world war as well as averting the USA's involvement.
>>893358
Not particularly but it would be nice to preserve the empires for as long as possible so they can at least develop some of these shit holes that are now just breeding grounds for charity black holes and radical training camps. If the Empires remained then Britain would have remained on top, the USA would have stayed in isolation and thus at it's greatest. Civil rights, social justice and every other vile thing would not have been forced down everyone's throats by American media and American government officials no matter what corner you hide in. A united liberal as fuck Europe would never have been born. America would never have had to go to Vietnam averting the whole hippie liberal spurt that came with it. The waste that was the cold war would never have happened. The middle east would never have gone the way it is. The world would just be better in my opinion as the end of the the European empires would have met a more natural end instead of the forced mess that it was.
>>893358
Seems like it, yes.
>>893373
Let's not answer for other people this isn't facebook kid.
>>893370
If the British did not join the war, are you prepared for the consequences of Germany winning against France and Russia?
>>893386
WW1? Britain could have averted a lot of that through the connections of King George. WW1 was a victim of having no one calm down the situation. A small war between a few is better than a big war that it ended up being.
>>893293
>balkanize the USA because everything bad that is going to happen to the world will spawn from that hell.
SHOO SHOO ETERNAL ANGLO!
>>893248
Warn Germany to form alliance with France and Britain.
Warn Russia of dangers of Bolsheviks and ask that they try and bring the morale of the people up.
Oh tell Ferdinand to up his guard against fucking loonies.
>>893398
With Franz Ferdinand assassinated, Austria sent an ultimatum to Serbia. Germany, Russia, Britain and France all wanted to diplomatically handle things, but Austria did not. Austria's emperor and military leadership wanted to go to war with Serbia and did not seek a diplomatic solution. Every attempt was made by all the major European powers, including Germany, to peacefully resolve the crises except for Austria.
>>893447
Part of what I would tell Britain would include the whole story of WW1, I wasn't going to leave things out.
>>893248
Kill the jews or confine them to an island like Madagascar
Stamp out communism
Generally warn them of liberalism
Reaffirm the merits of traditional religons values but warn of any over structured faith.
Tell them to prioritize space Travel aND trans humanism as ultimbre goals
>>893248
Kek, I'll them to some fantastic lie about invading aliens and that our scientists determined the only solution is to establish world communism in 1900.
Tell Germany blank check is a horrible idea and going to war would be a horrible move on their part
Encourage non communist reform in Russia to stop the Cold War and radical Islam
>>893460
I would actually want to see what happens.
>>893248
I gather as many pictures of millennial SJWs and "mental therapy due to seeing Trump 2016" type articles as I can before heading back. I tell them to kill Lenin, destroy the Bolsheviks, do not go to war. I show the Kaiser the current state of Germany imposed by the mental conditioning post-World War II.
I show them what their world will be if they keep fighting.
>>893248
Tell them to execute Stalin, Lenin, and Trotsky when they have the chance and to destroy all communist literature and teachings. Make everyone agree to intervene in communist coups/revolutions if any do occur.
Then manufacture a war with Russia and the Ottomans on one side and everyone else on the other. Once the eastern powers lose, get Russia to release Poland, Ukraine, Finland, and the Baltic states in exchange for free use of warm ports and give Serbia a bit of Ottoman clay with the rest of the Balkans and most of Anatolia going to Greece. Also make Russia not intervene in any European wars for 50-100 years.
Warn everyone not to intervene when the Austro-Hungarian Empire starts to break up in a civil war. And warn them about the black hand.
Then tell them to invest in sending more europeans to the colonies to reverse-white genocide the Africans. Also convince them to invest heavily in converting the muslims.
I would also try to get the French to declare war on the Germans to reclaim Alance-Lorraine. Once they lose (because no Russia + blood & iron) install either a Bonaparte or Orlean to the throne.
Did I do this right?
>>893475
>Did I do this right?
No, you're a brainlet.
>>893480
thx m8
>>893455
Did you have a stroke while writing that last line?
>>893508
Probably. A man can only write so much nonsense.
>>893248
If I prevent WW1 from occurring one way, I might have ensured that it happens another way, maybe even worse. So really I just don't do anything, I go to America and make a butt load of money because I know the fucking future.
>>893520
The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was a really contrived event. Maybe just you existing changed the course of the war: When you arrived on the past, you had lunch in a place you then gave a bad review,. Word of mouth, led to the foreclosure of the establishment. Ferdinand's assassin wouldn't have had a snack there and wouldn't have stumbled unto his target that fateful day. All because you were picky with your food.
>>893248
There is nothing I could tell them that wouldn't cause them to colossally fuck up anyway. I'd just remind them they are utterly fucked and try to prevent Communism by explaining its problems (IE: Property rights are essential + One institution cannot run everything.)
>>893700
BTW this is the official stance that Hegel took on Communism and why it wouldn't work. He stated that property itself is one of the key cornerstones of human development. And I sociologically understand where he is coming from.
>>893318
Stop meme'ing
Lenin was the whole reason the USSR became totalitarian.
Lenin was the culprit for laying the groundwork for USSR
Chat with Communist/Socialist leaders across Europe, tell them all I know of the coming century, try to organize a continental, and then worldwide revolution.
>>893520
You know the future until you do one noticeable thing, then everything changes and all of your knowledge becomes worthless.
>>893716
Kill yourself
>>893713
Private Enterprise actually existed under Lenin. And he formed a police state that was pretty much comparable to Czarist Russia, so it's hard to say that he was the reason things turned out Totalitarian, because he was a man of Imperial Russia.
Stalin took shit to that hellish level when he collectivized the property. That was perhaps one of the greatest tragedies in human history. But he felt it necessary because the farmers would've inevitably rebelled against the regime, so he had to disarm them by taking their property.
Okay. No more talk of this shit. People get the wrong idea when I explain Communism because of opportunistic red baiting.
>>893248
I give Austria-Hungary advanced weaponry, but don't give it to anyone else for funny shenanigans
>>893721
Definitely tell them about the Nazis to illustrate the dangers of not strangling such threats in the cradle. Maybe I could create a united left that could really stamp out reaction in Europe and then the world.
The International Soviet Republic could become a reality.
>>893739
The first half of what you want is good
The rest is garbage
>>893515
I was actually typing whIle in a hot pool, shit was pretty cash.
Also kys
Tell Tsar Nicholas II exactly what's going down in the coming decades, and then ask if I can marry his daughter Grand Duchess Maria in a few years as much deserved thanks for saving the dynasty and ultimately the world from Communism.
>>893248
>what do you do?
Nothing, I don't want to fuck up and kill my favorite car brand or something.
>>893248
I give germany the knowledge of the atom bomb and modern weapons, tell them to stay out of ww1, and warn the world of the jew
>>893753
Are you a scientist? If not, what are you going to tell them?
>Hey man in a few years they invent this big fucking bomb with atoms or something. It's some crazy shit. Wipes out a whole city in no time flat. Build one.
>>893758
He's probably under the assumption such things as "how you build a nuclear bomb" is somewhere on Wikipedia and/or google.
>>893326
Top kek
Post revolution Russia would get it's shit pushed in
>>893248
Willy, please DON'T FUCK IT UP, DON'T SPERG AND DECLARE WAR ON EVERYTHING
>>893766
Yes, that is why nobody supported Trotsky and his autistic Permanent Revolution.
>>893248
1. Convince Nikolay the Second to abdicate and install progressive democratic government, which will push industrialization and massive education.
2. Finish Russification of Ukraine, Belorussia and Balts.
3. Allow Finns and Poles to install their own government, create "Russian Commonwealth"
4. Help them to give more land from Sweden and AH Empire
5. Ally with France, prepare to a long war with Germany.
6. Big war: Russian Commonwealth, Serbia, Bulgaria and France against Germany, AH and OE. Divide Germany between France and Poland, AH between Russia, Serbia, Bulgaria and Poland, OE between Serbia, Bulgaria and Russia, create independent Czechia and Hungary.
7. Push strong anti-nationalistic policies on occupied territories.
8. Support anti-colonial movements all over the World, cut of BE from India and other overseas territories. Beat Japan, Balkanize China, unite Latin America under anti-US slogans.
9. Create communism ideology: all people are brothers, but nationalism, capitalism and religion separate us.
10. Now, when BE is fucked, made a Revolution all over the world. Former Russian Commonwealth and it's allies now united in the World State. The only enemies are US, BE and some resisted to Revolution countries.
>>893248
Get ottoman empire and russia.
Tell Franz Ferdinand to stay the fuck out of Serbia
Tell Tzar Nicky to liberalize
Kill Lenin
Tell Germany to produce less surface vessels and increase research and development into U-boats (makes England feel less threatened while increasing their actual power)
Tell England, France and Belgium its time to start decolonization, making it a more fleshed-out and cleaner process resulting in better managed former colonies and less immigration to Europe.
>>893700
Private property is different than personal property. The far left advocates for the expropriation of private property (the means of production), not that people share their toothbrushes.
>>896280
Franz Ferdinand not going to Serbia would have probably just delayed the war but interesting to think about what would have changed if ww1 started later than it did
>>893248
>What do you say anon? What would you tell them and what do you think the outcome would be?
buttplug
>>893248
I tell Wilhelm II that the British are the biggest threat to Germany and to keep America neutral.
>>893318
Considering his heart disease was probably congenital and there was no cure for heart disease back he would have died young regardless
>>893248
Show them how fascim, communism and imperialism lead to death, destruction and a corrupt and pathetic society, then convince them to reform and liberalize to prevent radicals from reaching power
Tell the imperial administrators to liquidate all natives in southern africa, oceania and canada. Unite germanic europe under a single banner and wage war on America. Form European Union of every country on earth with significant european populations.
I'd tell the Japanese not to call for racial equality, and the British and Americans to let them be honourary whites.
I'd try to convince the Germans that colonies aren't actually that important, and not to get into a naval arms race.
>>896505
Hello /pol/
>>893248
Kill every single Jew in the world, do it swiftly and mercilessly. Shamefully many innocents would die but in the end it would save the world of communism, cultural-marxism, modern liberalism and all the destruction these
idealogies have caused and are causing.
Tell them to be ever mindful of their ethnicity and cultures, and do everything within their power to keep their countries ethnically or racially homogeneous. This would mean that most US blacks would have to be killed or deported too.
The death of the Jews butterflies away WWII and brings peace to post-WWI Europe, and lets Europe and the US lead the world's future unhindered without every having to worry about internal strife like we are now with this ISIS bullshit.
There's much more I could say but with that alone we'd have colonized Mars by now, not that we'd need to.
>>896580
I thought you were serious until the end.
>>896591
The last line kind of was satire of what I normally hear in threads like these, the rest was dead serious though. I know it's pretty harsh to some but it's all for the greater good/future of our planet and species.
stop brits from fucking up middle east, tell them to let ottomans rule it or turks.
Try to stop communism, and if ww1 happens give monies to germany after defeat lewl
>>893248
>Tell Reza Shah to work on that army.
>Tell Winston it's not worth it
>>893370
>Radical training camps
What are you talking about? Pakistan? Nigeria? If you're referring to the middle east, Britain ruled it rather briefly. And without the Sykes-Picot Agreement, there would've been a lot less sectarianism in that region to begin with.
>>893248
Destroy Germany.
>>893248
>territory is not everything: focus on technology
>don't put yourself in a situation where the majority of the population detests the system (i'm looking at you, Austria)
>war is destructive to everyone involved: cooperation is the way to go if you want long-term success
>we are all Europeans, stop getting hung up on petty nationalism
>watch out for Bolsheviks and the United States - they are the biggest threat to European power
>over-financialization takes power away from countries and gives it to corporations and bankers
>>896745
>>war is destructive to everyone involved: cooperation is the way to go if you want long-term success
>wow thanks anon no one ever thought of that before
Back to 1900, first- botch the assassination of Frank Ferdinand, ride out WWI. Sell your NYSE holding prior to 1929, to shore up markets,
So much to do. The intrinsic fundamental of capitalism based on self interest not social interest, it's given that self interest procures social best interest, however a reasonable logic as to the participants. Here's where capitalism fucks up.
1900, post WW1, would have been a great time to implement a resource based economy with Westphalian fundamentals regarding national sovereignty. We're talking about controlling the ripple effect of American Industrialization, reorganization of a post Great War Europe.
ENFORCE VERSAILLES
>>893248
I do nothing except go to Austria and shoot Conrad von Hotzendorf in the head
Prolonging the start of the war may only have created more 'deals' between allying countries. US entered laters an associate alliance. Can't say the League of Nations would have hurt, yet Wilson got no support due to pre war Allie agreements over redistribution of Europe.
Prevent British involvement in WW1 then let France and Germany battle it out. Tell the British about oil and natural gas and refinement methods causing the Empire to become richer and more powerful.
Get America to elect a nativist president and hopefully isolating America's cultural influences on the rest of the world.
Round up Lenin, Stalin and Mao and have them killed, erase any communist influences of the face of the planet.
Oh and get Rudyard Kipling's autograph.
>>896307
Yeah. But the government makes the distinction, therefore the government de facto abolishes property.
Kill Freud, Marcuse and Wilhelm Reich.
Kill Lenin, Rasputin.
Show the world leaders the results of WWI and WWII.
>>893248
>meets with Teddy
stay the course my friend.
>>893248
Tell Germany there's nothing that can be done about WWI, but better shift gears now, and bump the atom bomb project up to job 1, which means stringing the Jews along with their perverted Jewish science for a bit yet, and 2, start kissing Stalins ass because krautistan is going to need those Ruskies on their side by the time it's all said and donee do theyve had to bomb & overrun the US..
>>893248
I would say: if you keep everything exactly as it is, that's as good as it'll ever be.
Help the Ottomans keep their grip on the Balkans, or it'll just cause trouble.
>>893248
I tell them all to ditch their alliances, in that they'll do more harm than good. That's it. Anything else would be to hard of a sale. I would also tell them that within the first month of the next year, Queen Elizabeth would die, oil will be found in Texas, and typhoid fever would break out in Seattle, so that they know to follow my advice. I'd tell them all the same thing.
>>896948
Stop WW1, accelerate formation of EU. Europe becomes a technocratic superpower. Wage war on imperial Russia and leave Russia as its modern day borders while absorbing the baltics, poland, finland, belarus, ukraine etc. Maintain colonial empire. This European Hegemony will be able to oppose the USA for many decades. Russia as a rump state will never attain super power status and will be ruled by pro European puppets anyway.
China would become powerful maybe now in this time frame but it would take them forever to industrialize starting in 1900. Without the Soviet and US shilling at the UN europe would still run Africa & Asia. Except China and Japan
America would practice Monroe Doctrine and that would be it. Maybe a budding Japan challenges America in the Pacific. But still, in this scenario, Europeans could theoretically rule the entire world into the 21 century. Instead we got ZOG'd into a government that is run by lobbies.
Map of the world in 1999 in my scenario.
Green: EU
Red: Eu Colonies
Brown: Imperial russian puppet satellite
Turkey: T*rk containment zone
Saudi kingdom: Sunni containment zone
Iran: Shia containment zone
Afghanistan: Free fire zone
China: independent, china must grow larger etc.
Blue: Poo-in-loo stan confederation. All hindu, in a giant civil war the poos kicked the muslims into Afghanistan.
Purple; USA, with the rest of latin america as america's satellites minus Canada, certain Caribbean islands and guyana.
>>893248
I'm not telling anyone jack shit. I'm gonna invest in every successful company ever and become the richest man in the world.
Britain: Annul all treaties with Belgium, be wary of both the French, the Russian and of course the Germans. Work to strengthen the size of the British Army as well as the technological and doctrinal sway of the Royal Navy, begin to give home rule and indigenization of the British Empire, and encourage a Imperial British Uniculturalism in places like Malaya, India, Nigeria, Kenya, South Africa and Burma, that unites disparate tribes, groups and factions.
Make sure to make the lease on Hong Kong's New Territories extended to 2997.
Russia: Begin to devolve more powers to the Duma. Have the Tsar adopt the power and role of a US President - as the Chief Executive of the Russian Empire but also give power to the Russian Prime Minister. Allow Socialists like Kerensky into government and begin a industrialization and national reform program - specifically in the cities.
USA: Enforce Civil Rights for Blacks in the South, integrate the military and develop the Navy.
>>897819
>Make sure to make the lease on Hong Kong's New Territories extended to 2997.
Or just buy them outright
Otherwise, good suggestions, although Russia was already industrialising pretty well and the Americans are never going to do what you propose, except maybe the Navy.
>>893248
Balkanise Germany after they lose some major war.
Tell Germans that enemy's armies are totally potemkin's villages they have absolutely as many soldiers as they'll ever need so they'll lose faster
>>896611
Kill yourself subhuman autist
>>893248
Burn down Britian
Kill all Germans
Drop millions of AK-47's in Turkey.
Laugh as Ataturk Caliphate rises.
Take my throne with Anzu as my princess.
>>896930
Don't forget Enver Pasha and Moltke the lesser
>>899094
Forget Pasha
Kill Ataturk
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>>893248
I'd say absolutely fucking nothing, because I don't want everyone I know now to get erased from history. That's the problem with time travel: if you do change the timeline you've essentially murdered everyone you ever loved, since most of them probably won't be born. In fact, worse than murdered - destroyed their existence completely, past as well as future.
Even if we're just talking hypothetically, why would world leaders listen to me? I'm certainly not going to be able to get any of the absolute monarchs to abdicate and instantiate democracy, and if I tell everyone that a war is coming, I'll just end up sparking an even bigger arms race as everyone tries to get their military ready for 1914.
So what I'd do is go to the UK, wheedle my way into being appointed grand commander of the army and navy. Then I'd spend the next fourteen years building an actual army for the UK to fight with - the available fighting force it actually had in 1914 was around a hundred thousand men (with about another hundred thousand garrisoning the colonies), which was the same as the limit put on Germany's army in the humiliating treaty of Versailles. Needless to say, while I'm doing this I'll rip out the command structure of the army and navy and replace them with people who didn't get their ideas about warfare from boys' adventure novels.
Then when war breaks out it should be a simple matter to inflict a series of crushing defeats on Germany and secure Britain's predominant place in world affairs, ensuring that the Pax Britannica continues into the 20th century (and hopefully beyond). The level of ignorance of the commanders at the beginning of the war can't be overstated; anyone from today with a half-decent knowledge of the period could do better, and I personally have more than a half-decent knowledge. As long as I pay particular attention to seizing the middle east from the Ottomans, I should be able to use the oil revenues to make the Empire's position unassailable.
Kill the shitskins, all of them.
>>899062
>1900
>Ataturk
>Caliphate
Those things don't go together.
Also where do you get the AKs?
>>893323
>America funded and trained the first radical muslims.
Do you not remember that time you sent T.E. Lawrence to the middle east to raise an army of Arabs commanded by Shari Hussein of Mecca?
Do you not remember how the British promised them an Arab state after the fall of the Ottoman empire and then reneged?
Do you understand that the British mandates in Palestine and Iraq created the modern dynamic in the middle east and the resentment toward westerners?
>>899268
>So what I'd do is go to the UK, wheedle my way into being appointed grand commander of the army and navy.
Got a pedigree, m80?
>>899386
If Disraeli can become Prime Minister, I can become Commander in Chief of the British armed forces. The British army was a meritocracy at that point, due to reforms enacted after the debacle in the Crimea. So long as you weren't a complete pleb, pedigree didn't count for nearly as much as ability to recite the training manual and rigid, dogmatic obedience to the whims of your commanding officers
>>893323
Yeah just have Europe try to invade the second strongest naval power in the world in 1900.
You're a dumbass anon.
>>899372
do you really not understand the difference between Arab nationalism and Islamic fundamentalism?
I'd give everyone a copy with as much detail history of every state starting in 1900.
hilarity will ensue
>>900000
I dunno
Use my knowledge to become rich as fuck until the late 30s
Then give Nazi Germany anti-radar tech and stop him from commencing operation Barbarossa at all costs, and stop the US from aiding the allies
Germany conqueres the UK, US nukes Japan and WW2 ends
Then strap in for the crazy roller coaster ride that is a 3-way cold war
>>893248
>explain to them what aliens are and that they will conquer earth in 20 years
>I was sent back from the remnants of human civilization of course, we just developed the technology
>everyone starts mobilizing against aliens with biplanes and machine gun turrets
>alien threat never comes
>no one can attack each other because they are all entrenched before anyone can declare war
>world war I never happens, and as a result world war II never happens
>demobilization occurs since it is wasting resources
>world is much more peaceful after this point
>first attempt at league of nations works better than the modern UN
>>896551
Hello plebbit
>>901727
I like it. External threat applied to the entire globe to unite all of humanity. Its a shame that the threat of annihilation is the only thing that would make humans band together.
Nationalism, extreme communism, colonialism and facism are mental defects, cut that shit out right now.
Also, don't believe the lies of the Eternal Anglo. He is your real enemy.
>>899268
>I'd say absolutely fucking nothing, because I don't want everyone I know now to get erased from history.
Proceeds to massively alter WW1
Think about the butterfly effect from all the Brits that would have died surviving, etc
You probably just stopped my existence ;_;
>>893248
Tell them that literally everything wrong with the next hundred years is the direct fault of Germany actions in the next two decades.
> mfw all these /pol/tards in this thread essentially argue that it all would have been better if only MY country and MY ideology wound up on top.
Did you guys miss the point of WW1 and WW2 entirely?
I'd probably be negating my own existence with some kind of paradox, but I'd just give them (the British government, since I'm British) a textbook covering 1900-1945 then say I know the next 100 years of history after that so they still need me for shit
Instantly become an advisor to the highest echelons of government, became part of the aristocratic elite
Keep Britain neutral in WW1, but use future knowledge to ensure France can fight Germany to a standstill (eternal anglo.strat) and thus conclude a lasting peace treaty, then begin work on European Economic Community so we can get a permanent peace in Europe going and entrench liberal democracy.
I imagine without WW1 the British Empire might go on for a while longer. Who knows what would happen in Russia, there'd probably still be a revolution but I'd try and ensure the bolsheviks didn't take control in a second revolution.
Kinda hard to tell what would happen at that point or what my goals would be. I'd probably strive to create the foundations for a united earth and post-nationalism. Maybe use my knowledge of the future to create a secret organisation that works towards that end, with the brightest minds and technology decades ahead of anyone else.
I'd nip bolshevism in the bud by introducing social democracy and such like. I'd definitely nip wahhabism and all the shit we have to deal with today in the bud by ensuring nothing like the sykes-picot happens. I'll keep all those arab tribes nice and disunited, and self-ruling. Or alternatively all in one supra-arab state that would ideally be a secular democracy.
>>893248
The anarchists and Marxists are right
Belgians are scum, don't let them go near Africa
>>900000
Hitler will do nothing wrong
>>902185
The second you make contact with them, your textbook will become a piece of fanfic.
>>902297
Maybe in terms of absolute events, but it still has the knowledge about what the mistakes of WW1 were, battle tactics, political mistakes, ideologies, political movements, scientific advances, etc
There are some fuckers in the middle of this bumfuck peninsula called the Saudis. Fucking destroy them. The entire fucking tribe and kill anyone that follows a guy named Wahab while you're at it. When you're done with that, move the Jews to Tanzania or something.
tell em' they can pray to me for magical blessings lmao
>>902308
But why would they believe you?
>>893248
In 150 years, a race of aliens named the Ul'atdu come and invade Earth, our only hope is for you to work together and form a New World Order and prevent our destruction. If they believe we are enough of a threat, they will ignore our world and leave to attack another. You are our only hope.
>>893284
I tell the Italians how they could reform the Roman Empire if they stick with the Central Powers
>>902383
>It's July 29th, 1900
>Walk around westminster
>Find some MPs, preferably in the governing party
>"Tommorow, King Umberto I of Italy will be assassinated by the Italian-born anarchist Gaetano Bresci. You doubt me now, but when you hear the news, remember me and grant me audience with your leader."
>>902412
Italian ambassador heard it, warned the king, king survived. You've been exposed as a fool.
What now?
>>896751
Different anon, but I think the leaders at that time didn't really understand just how destructive industrial warfare can be
>>902423
Try again with different historical events until it works
>>902463
>Get asked how you know about so many assassination attempts before they happen
>Get accused of being a conspirator
>Die in prison
Eliminate whole germany and give way to communism
We would be living in an utopia right now
>>893447
>Germany, Russia, Britain and France all wanted to diplomatically handle things
Yeah, Germany was especially diplomatic when annexing neutral Luxembourgh and attacking neutral Belgium.
Claim aliens are going to invade Earth and humanity must come together and stop fighting and subjugating one another if we hope to fight them off. Along with this start decolonization, or at the very least teach integrate the native peoples better so they can participate in government.
Teach people how to make penicillin and warn them not to abuse it to help delay the inevitable development of drug resistant bacteria.
Warn everyone of the dangers of fascism, militant Islam, and modern banking and corporate practices.
Encourage conservationism so as to prevent some extinctions. I want to at the very least save the Tasmanian tiger.
Try to get people to perform more missionary work, but also to avoid destroying native culture as much as possible. Obviously somethings got to give, but make sure to at least try,
I would tell the Russians to focus on defending the Black Sea and give up as much of the Balkans as possible especially Serbia. I would tell the Austrians their army is weaker than they think and I would tell the Germans to knock it off with the ship building and give up goals of empire.
>>893761
Building it wouldn't be that much of a problem(it's even relatively googlable), the problem lies in calculating proper timing with triggering explosives meant to start fusion and make a mechanism able to execute all this shit.
And it has to be all-mechanical because vacuum tubes were too unreliable, delicate and power-hungry(plus they were invented in 1906, not 1900), relays were not precise enough and transistors were going to be invented 50 years from now. First nuclear bombs were mechanical, but re-creating that mechanisms will require knowledge which isn't by any mean common, since nowdays we're using microprocessors(PLC's, or KNX or other systems like that) instead of all this shit.
That's of course outside of the problem of getting materials to develop a bomb like that. While Germans could theoretically buy entire hills made of Uranium from Belgium and A-H(Bohemia to be specific), such purchase would be highly suspicious(therefore intelligence networks would try to get to know everything about it) and in fact there was a time when they've also had access to those, during WW2 but it was still not enough to actually build working reactor(let alone bomb).
Uranium was used to make green glass, sure but it wasn't excavated too intensively because... I mean what's exactly the purpose of it? There were cheaper means to get the same results, and you're not going to fool me that German government somehow decided to manufacture millions of tons of green glass because ???????????
>>893248
I will make sure that leaders of various powers will believe me about what happen (like giving them letter containing information about what happen but they can open it after war). Will wait until war is over. And now I tell directly to leaders of victors what happen with their ideas of peace and how shit it was.
>>903855
So basically my point stands?
>>903859
Yes, with the correction that you could do it if you were really into certain niche and sometimes outdated engineering-related topics which include everything from control theory, ballistics, chemical engineering, prospecting, mechanics etc. most of which can be found in very specific(and often old) books.
So it was possible but it's unlikely that you can find team of 100 people nowadays who would know how to develop it together, let alone that some random /pol/lack would do it by himself.
>The problem lies in calculating proper timing with triggering explosives meant to start fusion and make a mechanism able to execute all this shit.
That's the later, more complicated form a nuclear weapon. The simpler, first used form was the gun type. Basically just shooting a small chuck of Uranium into a bigger chunk of Uranium, and that's not too complicated.
>>903873
This isn't true, just at all really. iirc, during a congressional hearing, someone took a group of college students, told them to make a bomb with the given materials (sans Uranium/Plutonium), they did, and the guy took it in with him to prove how easy it was.
You seem to think it's more complicated than it actually is. And in 1900, the THEORY is what's important, once you dedicate a group of smart people to something you KNOW is possible, they'll get it done.
>>893248
I would just show them what is about to happen in the 20th century. Think about it, by the 1950's, basically all regimes that were in power in 1900 were BTFO some way or another:
>AH destroyed
>Germany defeated twice
>Russia and Eastern Europe ruled by communists
>France humiliated by Germany, lost colonies
>British Empire falling apart
>Italy became fascist, failed to create an empire, got defeated and occupied by allies
Every European state that existed in 1910 would be better off if they didn't start WW1, which naturally led to WW2. Having this knowledge they might start to work together to keep up the current system and resolve differences peacefully.
I'd persuade the Kaiser that instead of executing the Schlieffen plan, he should build up a strong defense line along the Rhein and draw most of his forces to the East to combine them with the Austrian army and defeat Russia first, then focus to the Western Front. Also, I'd notify him of the incompetence of the Austrians.
>>903910
You do realise that it all didn't really matter because regardless of the fact that Russia was defeated and lots of very agriculturally worthy land was gained, Germany starved due to naval blockade they couldn't possibly break?
>>901727
t. Adrian Veidt
Worldwide eugenics programs
Stop Decolonization in all countries except east-Asia, Canada, Australia, and New Zeland
Severely limit powers given to banking and corporate interests
Tear down patent and copyright system and recreate a system with a heavier focus on the creators and with a much shorter lived duration, say around 5 years of copyright for artistic works, 1/2 years for technological ones and heavily regulate creator-publisher/distributer
Severely reduce the copyright lenght and with heavy penalties for corporate in the creator's work
Cap the world population at 4 billion with a caucasian/east-asian majority of 3.5 billion out of the 4
Caucasians includes Hispanics and Slavs
Do this by forced sterilization
Completely westernize Central and South America, and Africa the same way North America and Australia was westernized
Leave the rest of Asia to east-Asians to fully colonize
Fully integrate what's left of the local populations
Create the United Nations with capital is in a neutral zone, possibly Istanbul, if not there then Rome
UN main members are: US, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Russia, China, Japan, and Australia
Slowly tear down national borders and infuse power to the UN
Political union achieved through UN of Earth with capital in Byzantium or Rome as a federal democracy
Absolute internet freedom and human right of access
>>893761
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun-type_fission_weapon
Like seriously, that's more than enough for a team of scientists .
>>903940
Yes, but it took the Entente 4 years to starve out Germany. I would advise the that, because Russia is a more fragile state than the rest of the Entente, so if the Central Powers focused more on Russia, they would defeat it faster and maybe without fewer casualties, thus having more manpower for the Western front and not fighting on two fronts. Moreover, if no incidents, like the sinking of Lusitania or the Zimmerman Telegram happened, the USA would have no "legitimate" casus belli to enter the war, which would save a lot of trouble for Germany.
Kill the jews.
Don't come to Britain's aid under any circumstance whatsoever.
>>903825
>wants there to be one race under one government as well as save a stupid dog down unda
Fucking kill yourself.
Anthropologists and their ilk are so fucking trash.
>>903982
He literally said none of that. He said work together and in fact said preserve native cultures as much as possible.
>inb4 integrate
He said integrate natives into colonial governments, not make one race
>Reading comprehension
>What is it
