Who would win in a street fight?
>>888354
Stalin. Hardass motherfucker who had his revolutionary start on the streets.
>>888528
1. JOSEF STALIN WAS NOT A REVOLUTIONARY, BUT A DICTATOR.
2. ADOLF HITLER WAS BOTH, A REVOLUTIONARY, AND A DICTATOR.
3. ADOLF HITLER BEGAN HIS SOCIOPOLITICAL CAREER "FROM THE STREETS" ALSO.
>>888354
Hitler, he was in the german military during WW2
Hitler while he is high as a kite on meth and a dozen other drugs. Worked up in a furor(Carlos!).
Stalin was a drunk and a paranoid madman.
>>888354
>hardassed bank robber
vs
>effeminate artist who sucked at being a soldier too
>>888354
Hitler was a one-balled fairy boy with gutter tier facial hair. He wouldn't even show up.
Hitler was a manlet with Parkinson and a meth addict
Stalin was a fucking bandit
Josef wins this one easily
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>>888553
Germans were eating amphetamines like candy during the Nazi era.
They made so much. that a warehouse of wartime production pills. supplies the west Berlin blackmarket until the 1970s.
>Hitler
>War Vet
>Lived on the streets during a time of great trouble
>High as a kite
>Stalin
lmao have you guys heard the man speak?
He sounds like a 12 year old boy
Yeah of course all the commie redditors in this board would say Stalin, but that pussy was just a chicken hawk who probably never even personally killed a man in his life (at least one who wasnt unarmed). Meanwhile Hitler was a decorated ww1 vet and revolutionary who was nearly killed several times. Hitler easily would win this
>>888612
typical retarded neonazi way of thinking ''if they don't suck Hitlers dick they are le commies xD''
there are more than two ideologies in this world you hick
>>888629
>refutes his bantz, not his point
>>888637
What would you expect from an intellectually inept commie?
>>888559
Stalin was shorter than Hitle, though
5'4, fucking lol
>>888661
Heh... the bigger they are, the harder they fall...
>>888543
Dude was just like an errand boy
>>888692
He captured 5 French soldiers by himself.
>>888354
Hitler was an ideal soldier decorated for his actions. Stalin never served in the military but awarded himself every military honor.
>Nobody considering the actual specifications of the individuals
C'mon /his/. There's no question. We're not comparing Propaganda Stalin to Hitler, we're comparing Midget Stalin to Hitler. Hitler although average in size, would still dwarf Stalin, and he probably has more combat experience from his younger days.
>>888846
>Hitler also was a revolutionary who fought on the streets.
>participated in one retarded failed coup that barely even counts
>got one year in jail
Stalin kicks Hitler in the nuts and goes for the eyes.
>>888612
>Yeah of course all the commie redditors in this board would say Stalin
Is /his/, or anywhere on 4chan besides /pol/, really as bad as reddit? Please let me know so I can head out if it is.
Does Hitler have prep time?
>>888846
does anyone know if that was a well paid role?
why would anyone pick that shit over anything else?
>>888929
This place is very much a front in the Meme Wars. Reddit has a presence here, but many of our best posters are /pol/acks.
>>888850
didn't even spend a whole year in prison.
it was pretty cushy prison life too. private room. beer, good food, music, and partying with his fellow inmates.
Hitler would fuck that manlet up
>>888354
Stalin was literally a cripple so Hitler.
>>888942
because some people are crazy or they would rather do it than see one of theyre friends do it and die.
>>888562
That sounds about as fabricated as the Holocaust.
>le Hitler was a one-balled meth addicted Jew with a poopoo fetish
It's like every decade they add something new and more ridiculous. But I guess to the victors go the spoil of historical shitposting.
>>889046
yeah i'm not eating that...
unless an high officer picks up someone at random, you're not going to see any hands in the hair when someone asks for volunteers for this type of task.
they would probably draw straws instead of finding a hero among them
Stalin wins in any fight against Hitler.
>>888354
TONIGHT WE SEE TWO DICTATORS FIGHT IN A CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH
IN ONE CORNER OF THE RINK, WEIGHING IN AT ABOUT 162 POUNDS AND MEASURING 5'4, WE HAVE THE RED MENACE, THE GREAT PURGER, JOOOOOSEF STAAAAALIIIIIIIIN
IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER, WEIGHING 172 POUNDS AND MEASURING 5'8 IN HEIGHT, WE HAVE THE IRON ARYAN, THE GREAT GASSER, ADOOOOLF HIIIIIIIIIITLEEEEERRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho3FKqcEjZY
Hitler was a literal artfag beta who externalized all his problems towards Jews and fags. Stalin on the other hand was a cold hearted psychopath who took over an organization from the inside out. So Stalin would BTFO Hitler, Also stalin has the weight advantage
>>888942
>pick
It's not as simple as that in the 1900 era army.
Not that simple in any army today either.
You would not believe how many die hard rednecks signed up to shoot jihadis back in the 2000's and got lumped into a logistical role. It made for some pretty pathetic drinking bouts desu
>t. MP
>>889095
its happens often enough. people volunteer of hazardous duty all the time.
>>889073
>to the victors go the spoil of historical shitposting
>>888546
Wasn't he awarded 2 Iron Cross medals though?
Hitler would win
>>888573
Pretty sure Stalin was a veteran of the Russian Civil War.
Didn't Stalin grow up in an area of Georgia where street fighting was pretty standard for youths?
Trick question because FDR would drive by both their asses
>>889862
Sad to say, the dude was a crippled lanklet
>>889073
Anon, amphetamine and methamphetamine could be bought legally in some places up till 80's or so, when the war on drugs became global.
That enormous amount of people can become junkies by using "medicine" we know from that valium scandal thing.
>>889862
>some crippled fuck
>hard
his cousin could probably own all three at the same time anyways
Hitler was in jail and was known for trying to live a healthy lifestyle. I'll vote for him
>>888354
Hardened veteran versus a street boy.
Pic related, I put my dick in this.
>>889073
Come on, drug consumption in WW2 German military is well documented.
>>890247
but that's a man, anon
>>888354
Stalin.
Whilst Hitler was probably fitter and healthier Stalin seems like the kind of person who would go for the balls first.
>>888354
Hitler here's my reasoning
Hitler
>Decorated War veteran
>5'9"
>Reasonably good health despite being gassed twice
Stalin
>Street rat
>5'4"
>Shit health and a legit cripple
It's not even a fair fight.
Both were beaten by alcaholic fathers.
The question isnt who would win in a street fight, its who would have a higher score.
>>889095
Nah, hitler loved the war, there's a photograph of him cheering when it was announced.
Even his fellow soldiers said that it was a bit distressing how hyped he was
>>890803
A lot of soldiers enjoyed the war. From the many memoirs I've read, it seems a majority enjoyed it and All Quiet on the Western Front type shit is a vocal minority.
>>888354
There were both autistic manlets but Hitler was a painter and Stalin was an insane former bankrobber. I think we know who would win.
>>888354
The street.
Stalin was a manlet with a short arm
Hitler was a literal psychopath with Norse blood
>>888975
/pol/tards are delusional
>>889644
because he was too dumb to put a gas mask on in time.
>>888779
>French
>>890785
It might be
>>890794
Your reasoning is shit.
>>889036
But Hittler was a junkie.
>>891578
>people on drugs cant fight
>six toed cripple with 1 and a half arms total against a meth addicted psycho
gee
>>888354
Probably Hitler if they had weapons because of his army training
Otherwise Stalin through sheer weight
>>891649
what the fuck is this weight advantage you're all talking about, Stalin is 4 inches shorter
>>888692
He got a medal for heroism by running out into machine gun fire to save an officer.
Hitler wins any day
>>891468
>Norse blood
lol, the helped so much during the war didn't it
>>888779
That's not difficult to do
>>888543
>ww2
What
The guy with real military experience should won this. Stalin was a huge coward who is just good at paperwork.
for the people saying Stalin because muh bank robberies, he never directly participated in them and just watched from afar
Hitler would definitely release all of his pent up aggression from having one ball on that pock-marked cripple armed faggot
>>888629
Imo senpai there Is only 4 standard ideologies
Leftist libertarian
Leftist authoritarian
Right wing libertarian
And right wing authoritarion
And two of these are self contradicting so there is pretty much two real ideologies
Pretty much kys desu
>>888629
Name 5 complete self contained ideologies
>>893167
Name just one that I can't relate to a different one.
Your request avoids the topic. A number of similarities or shared history does not invalidate the boundaries between ideologies, and they can't all neatly fit into your binary spectrum.
>>888354
Hitler since he was a war veteran. Stalin was a coward and a common thug with a fucked up left hand.
hitler cause stalin had that arm damage from a childhood accident
if they were even probably stalin
>>888354
The Jews
>>889301
>nerd who names himself "Steel" like the insecure fag he is, based on the SJWs of their day
Vs
>ww1 veteran and actual revolutionary
>>895493
Sadly this
>>895504
>Stalin
>SJW
top kek, you realise he was basically a dictator with only paying a lip service to communism?
>>895551
>dictatorships can't be communist
>he wasn't blatantly collectivist
For the time, Soviets were as SJW as fuck
>>895973
Stalinism = Economic equality (in reality Stalin and his buddies ontop)
SJW = Social equality (in reality globalist oligarchs like Soros and Clinton ontop)
>>888612
>Wimpy messanger in ww1
>British soldier spared his life
>Was showing signs of Parkinsons and was a meth addict
Stalin:
>Killed his wife
>Mustache unlike Hitler's shitty brow
>Beat him in battle
>Feared
>Need I say more?
>>895504
>a messenger that got shot and spared by a British soldier
>"WW1 Veteran atm"
>>888546
A decent educated answer, finally.
>>895973
>Collectivism=SJW
What?
>>896320
Not even close. You know the SJW stands for Social Justice Warrior right? Maybe if you said Stalin was an Economic Justice Warrior then sure.
>>896162
>wimpy messanger
>Battles:
First Battle of Ypres
Battle of the Somme (WIA)
Battle of Arras
Battle of Passchendaele
>Awards:
Military Cross
Iron Cross First Class
Iron Cross Second Class
Wound Badge
Bavarian Cross of Military Merit, Third Class with Swords
Regimental Diploma (Regiment "List")
Bavarian Medal of Military Service, Third Class
>Stalin
Ran around the Caucus putting defenseless civilians to death as to but villages into submission and killing Tsarist officers after the fighting was over
>>896331
Marxism is class struggle, this manifests itself mostly in economic ways but class war is social too.
Let's not forget state atheism, and anti-imperialist (anti-racist) movements by them, primarily the state atheism bit.
>>896364
Yeah, but Stalin is the guy that brought religion back into the government. He also banned homosexuality and plenty of other degenerate behaviour. Anti-imperialist? It oppressed the Baltic movements for independence. Yes, the USSR was initially commie and degenerate as fuck. Lenin is why we even have Ukrainians and Belorussians, but during Stalin and after him the Soviets are communists in name only.
>>896382
Oh, they're still communist, just authoritarian flavor.
Soviet union then backed anti-imperialist movements in Asia, and that's what I was really meaning at that. Keep in mind, this is all tempered by their time. Americans were still having Jim Crow for comparison.
Hitler would win.
>fought in ww1
>was on meth
>was homeless for a while
>backstabber
>slightly taller and weighs more
Listen to any of Stalin's speeches,he may look tough with his moustach but it does not match his extremely underwhelming wimpy voice
>>888354
In a sanctioned boxing fight I would give the W to HItler.
But in an all out street brawl I think it would be Stalin forsure
>>891559
Source or you're talking out your ass.
>>888354
>street fight
You mean...
STALINGRAD
???
>>889267
>Those USA signs pop up
>Somebody has a Swastika sign
It would be like legolas vs gimli
>>896712
Why. Considering the Freikorp and such, these guys were fighting Marxists all the time. What make Stalin more underhanded, what makes the street fight different? Hitler fought in trenches FFS.
>>896746
ebin
>>896788
>Hitler fought in trenches FFS
yes of course and that coupled with the fury and will to unite all germans under a glorious reich makes him a serious contender to box with.
but streetfights are unpredictable and based on height, weight, relative health i would give an advantage to stalin in a street brawl.
pretty obvious
http://www.taringa.net/post/imagenes/13461753/Stalin-vs-Hitler.html
>>896821
>height, weight, relative health
Stalin was shorter, weighed less, and had a bad arm from a childhood crippling.
Also, you misunderstood how underhanded trench fighting is, warfighting is more akin to the street fight than the organized box, and it's not like there's be much of a different result, the corp of the fighting is still the same.
>>896842
I take back my previous statements.I bought into the statue memes and thought that Stalin was actually a lot bigger than he actually was.
I knew Hitler was a manlet but I never knew Stalin was a midget.
man that propaganda really is something
>>896867
That's what happens with a dude that renames himself "Steel".
Hitler EARNED Iron (Cross), Joe just renamed himself to sound cooler.
>>896364
> and anti-imperialist
oh no
how awful
>>888354
I think Stalin is physically stronger than Hitler.
Fucking Russia man.
>>896112
I've never met any Commies who don't hate Clinton and Soros.
>>896896
Not that that's bad, but such notions are part of the SJW narrative
>>896911
>starved Slavs
>strong
>>896934
I can't find much in the 'SJW narrative' that is objectionable, personally.
>>896942
Alright buddy
>>888933
> I have to get my tools...
