>Think of your favorite foreign food.
>Think of the number of the month you were born
You are now the leader of the country that produces that food during the century corresponding to your birth month.
How do you feel and what do you do?
I fuck England, haggis for life
inb4 hurr there was no England nor Scotland in 9th century
>>876440
where is halal food from? whatever muslim country that is. in the 7th century i guess i hang with my harem and convert some infidels.
Lasagne and 1st month
Eat shit suckers I'm the Imperator.
>Italy
>500 AD
I-I'd rather not.
>>876487
imo 7th century is best century to be a muslim soldier.
foreign exotic qt's from persia till spain, wew lad sign me up.
>Sweden
>Eleventh century
Aid Harald Hardrada in invasion of Norway, stop Wilhelm the bastard. Marry daughter to Norwegian prince to create Scandinavian union, end up with unified language.
>>876487
Saudi Arabia I guess, since that's where Islam originated and halal is just a Muslim belief.
India in the 5th Century.
Becoming Buddhist I guess
>>876440
China during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period. I probably get killed by someone.
>>876440
What's your favourite food from Wales? I'm from the place (yes, I shag sheep) and pretty much all the native food is just "Meh.." or complete shit.
Sausages and 4th century
>tfw plenty of Roman qts to rape
>>876440
Your favourite food is from Wales? What? Our most famous dish is fucking cheese on toast.
Anyway, I'd be 5th century Greece, great.
>2nd century China
It feels good to be the Emperor, even if everything is going to shit
>>876440
Souvlaki, 9th century
We Roman now.
I feel pretty based and I don't have a clue what to do. Try to use my modern knowledge to revolutionise technology, defeat some muslims and gain some marriages with louis the pious, in the hope of stabilising the HRE and gaining a personal union with the eventual goal of reunification.
>>876539
God I hate being Welsh. We are the most uncreative, xenophobic people on earth. Our arts consist of singing the same songs over and over and over and eating cheese on toast whilst acting smugly about how creative and awesome we are. Name a worse country?
(the landscape is actually incredible though by the way, that's why I stay here)
I'm an Amerifat I like burgers.
Born in April.
So...I'm a 4th Century Native American tribal leader?
What do?
Fuck squaws
Get Bison
?????
PROFIT!!!1!
>Italy 900s
Idk probs swear fealty to ERE because I'm a Romeboocuck
>>876503
Exactly the same as me, high five fellow crusader!
>Japan
>8th century
Being the God Emperor of the Heian golden age feels pretty good.
I don't think I would change a thing to be honest.
>>876717
>Crusades
>500 years AD
u wot m8?
>>876440
>france
> 800 AD
WE WUZ EMPERORS N SHIET
>>876440
>France, 1st century
Would that make me a roman province governor? Sweet.
>Italy
>2nd century
yess yeassss
we god emperor now
>>876440
I must reach and conquer the celestial Da Qin.
>>876440
>chicken paprikash
>January
Wtf was Hungary even doing in the first century? Am I the leader of a steppe tribe?
>>876440
>italy
>300 AD
Crisis? Plague? At least WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIEEET
>>876440
>Hot Dog (Frankfurter)
>8th Century
Not sure Germany circa 700 has a whole lot going on
>12th century
>Peru
>ruler of the inca empire during its rise
Feels bretty gud tbhfam
>>876440
>Gyros lol
>Jan 14
I either remove so much kebab or am a kebab myself and become Rome
>Roast pork cutlets with parsil sauce and taters originating in Denmark.
>Born in february.
Sweet, I get to govern my birth country. My father was also a history geek so I'm named after our first king, Danr. Guess I'll try to build up the legend I was named after.
>Mexico
>8th century
Classic Maya, nice.
>>877160
>Foreign food
Fuck, didn't see that part.
>>877173
Well potatoes is kartofler in danish.
We also call them kartofler or tofler, which could be translated to taters.
>>877190
Ffs: kartöfler/töfler.
>>876440
>8th Century Germany
Time to kill some Franks
>2nd century Japan
I have absolutely no idea what was happening back then.
>Hungary
>400s
Well I guess I have good tast--
>It was actually a Balkan restuarant
Oh no...
> 8th century italy
paaaaaasss
> 8th century argentina
le noble savage
>>876440
I would get 4th century China.
Which, at least according to my very survey level understanding of China back then, is a fucking basket case still trying to recover from the wars of the Three Kingdoms period.
Provide tax breaks to people who have a lot of kids, since massive depopulation was a thing. And do whatever I can to clamp down on internal dissent to avoid all these goddamn conspiracies that always seem to crop up.
>Greece
>9th century
Could've been worse I guess
>>876440
>11th century Italy
>get syphillys
>die
>12th Century Hungary
>And then, the Mongols arrived
Fuck me...
>>876440
A.D. 216
Australian Prime Minister announces rise in sausage roll sales, complains about aboriginals
happy fucking birthday to me
2nd century rome, fuck yea
>>876698
>burger
>american
>>876496
me 2 brother
>>876440
>Kebab
>november
>Dfw 11th century Turkey
>>876721
Emperor Heraclius is often billed as "the first crusader". He rules during the 6th-7th century
