You get to send any person at any time in history a message, but it can only be 6 words long. Who and what?
Don't leave, reform Labour, sent 2016
>>852955
To any PCUS secretary after Stalin, Nikita for example.
"Invest in computational technology, you dumbfuck"
Napoléon
Do not invade Russia, the winter
>>852955
don't write Against Method, sent 2016
>>853037
do you know anything about the napoleonic wars or are you just memeing?
Yo Adolf, don't ally with Japan
>>852955
To the Chieftain of Shabazz
Beware Yakub evil tricknology white devils
>>852955
Constantine, do not convert to Christianity
FINISH THE JOB, TITUS
t.jupiter
>literally solves all of mankinds problems
>>852955
just send Bobby some flowers, fool!
>don't start a war until your propaganda has an effect on the british and american populations, paint the USSR as the common enemy and take over Europe
To A.H.
New continent in north, behind icefields.
to Christopher Columbus
Karl you autist watch your feet
Dear Mr Churchill,
Your grandchildren will speak Arabic and pray to Mecca.
I hope fucking over the Germans was worth it.
t. current year
>>853144
Its not india, you fucking retard.
>>853163
>only 6 words get through
>Dear Mr Churchill,
>Your grandchildren will
>>853141
>don't start a war until your
>>853163
fuck off /pol/
>To Lee Harvey Oswald
You will be framed, Leave Texas
>>853173
Let me modify that message then:
Your descendents will fellate niggers. Congratulations.
To FDR, shortly before pearl harbor
>I bet the Jews did this
>to Nicholas II
Don't trust that fucking Rasputin motherfucker.
Don't bomb Pearl, idiot. - Future, 2016
>>853202
>Rasputin did the revolution
100 year old meme m8.
>>853225
I didn't say Rasputin did the revolution. You should learn basic reading comprehension.
To Alan Turing:
Defeat Germany. Britain will reward you.
[you fucking naive cuck]
>>853235
What the hell else can you imply Rasputin did that was untrustworthy other than treating a hemophiliac and fucking prostitutes. I don't think anyone besides Boney M. implied he actually boinked the Tsar's wife.
>>853195
Fuck, I laughed
>american jew internment camps
>>853241
Even if he didn't actually fuck her, he cucked Nicky in pretty much every other way in terms of influence while Nicky was away at war.
The perception that Nicholas' court was infested with German sympathisers and religious fanatics severely undermined the identification of the Russian people with their Tsar, which is a bad thing whether the Revolution (ie Bolshevik coup; revolutions actually require popular participation) was a direct consequence of it or not.
Take your basic bitch 'Rasputin dindu nuffin' apologetics for exoteric weirdos and fuck off.
I bet you think it's okay that Saul Alinsky and Billy Ayers (professional terrorists) had the ear of Obama.
>>853260
That's not exactly his fault. If the general populace creates a rumor that a mystic is pulling the strings in the palace (which is a far-fetched rumor to even believe) then that's to be blamed on sway-able sheeple, not the guy who was target of it.
Emperor Honorius
Don't trust the half Vandal.
Take the fucking taxi. Sent 2016
Recipient is Olof Palme
>>853273
No, it's to be blamed on Nicholas for allowing dirty mystics into the court in the first place.
Beware ides March, seriously - sent 2770
You know the recipient
>>852955
To Majorian: Don't trust Ricimer, kill him please
To Romanus Diogenes: Don't fight Seljuks, clean house first
To Hannibal: Send Hasdrubal after you immediately
To the Quraysh: Just climb over the ditch
>>852955
Dear Hitler, dont invade Russia yet
>>853294
Well yeah. Everyone knows the Tsar was a dumbass. Pretty much a given.
>>853294
But he cured the kid!
Süleyman let your oldest reign
To Süleyman the Magnificient ofcourse.
To Xuande:
Do not drop baby on head
"Door is closed. Good luck later."
>>852955
>To Napoleon
The Guard dies. Don't surrender.
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>>852955
Jew invents Atomic Bomb, keep them
To Attila:
Don't talk with this faggot, pope.
>>852955
>BOMB HANOI YOU DUMB FUCK
To: LBJ
Don't trust Zhang Xueliang
>>853889
Got a better one for you
>Finish the commies before the Japs
>>853895
>Finish the commies before the Japs
This is exactly what would have happened if not for Zhang, moron
>>852955
>dude attrition lmao, also save lannes
>>853925
Not necessarily. You can say don't trust Zhang and Chiang could still ignore the commies to go after the japs since they were a more immediate threat, but you know, what do I know? I'm a moron because some anon gives a vague 4 letter instruction to a distinguished general instead of an extremely direct one :^)
To Chiang Kaishek
Find Mao, Kill him asap
>>852955
To Helen of Troy:
>Paris has a baby dick
>>853948
>asap
You're cheating.
oi Ireland
kill saint Patt dammit
>>852955
Bomb British airfields not cities, 2016
>>853969
To Hitler
Ignore jews, kill the muslims instead.
>>852971
They did:
http://www.redplenty.com/Red_Plenty/Logic.html
They decided it's wasn't going fast enough, so they ripped off IBM, which put them even further behind.
>>853058
>literally solves all of mankinds problems
It won't even do what you believe it will do, you fedora.
To Ricimer
Do not betray invasion, empire dies
>>852955
Keep up the good work amigo
To Julius
"Senate Betrayal. Gather the Praetorian guard."
>>853241
>I don't think anyone besides Boney M. implied he actually boinked the Tsar's wife.
>I don´t think
Well that certainly and beyond reasonable doubt put all the accusations to rest.
>>853222
>Future, 2016
>>853994
jesus, imagine today's immigration crisis if the migrants yelled
>MUH SIX MUHAMMADILLIONS MUSLIMS GASSED BY GERMANS
>>852955
Don't trust that cunt Adolf Hitler
>>852955
To Michel Ney
Don't send cavalry without infantry support
To some of you
You're alright. Don't go to school
>>854431
kek
don't worry! things will get better
You caused the State of Israel.
Beware the Ides of March.
>>852955
Dear JFK,
Don't go out tomorrow.
Signed Oswald.
Don't give autographs. Yoko is ugly.
King Solomon
Less foreign wives. Keep Israel united.
Sir John A. MacDonald
Commit suicide you weak ass bitch
>>854411
Ney knew a lot more about cavalry than you senpai
besides by the time he charged the battle was already lost
I would send a message to Leonardo da Vinci the year before a major storm comes and ruins his plans to divert the Arno river, build factories along the new course, and start the industrial revolution early:
rain washes work away, wait year
To Richard Milhouse Nixon
John Dean is a little bitch.
>>852955
Dear Adolph
You Did Nothing Wrong.
>>852955
Adolph
Listen to your damned General Staff
Sell instruments. Invest money in Parlophone.
To Clinton
Stick it in, stick it in
>>852955
To pompey the great
Dont overestimate caesar, kill him.
>>852955
To Alexander the Great.
KEEP GOING M8. DON'T CHILLAX
I'd tell Euler to read computational algebraic geometry so that the entirety of Elements can be automated.
To Captain Edward Smith:
The bar doesn’t need more ice.
To Alexander Hamilton
Tell Burr fuck off, no duel
To Abraham Lincoln:
Get seats in the front row.
To Christopher Poole:
Want to cum in Rainbow Dash?
To Justinian
You are supreme in the east.
To Germanicus
Get a food taster.
To Columbus
Much spice, far east of Africa.
To Justin II
DON'T ATTACK PERSIA, SOMETHING WORSE COMES.
To Shavheraz
Glory is in Arabia.
To Aurelian
Never go to Sirmium.
Emperor Coenwulf
Build a great fleet.
Offa
BANG YOUR WIFE MORE
To Basil II of ERE
Fuck Sicily, focus everything on Anatolia
To Aristotle:
I don’t know ancient Greek kek
>>852955
Tell Napoleon to leave Fourier alone
>yfw Fourier could have had the time to investigate special functions
>yfw Fourier could have had the time to even
>yfw Fourier could have the time to completely characterized solutions to the Sturm-Liouville equation as a sum of orthogonal functions over an interval
>yfw the Rayleigh-Ritz method could have been named after Fourier
>yfw functional analysis and complex analysis could have been jump-started decades earlier than they did
Fuck Napoleon. Literally the worst manlet dictator
To Muhammad:
effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗
>>857499
>don't disturb my circles
But they always will disturb your circles.
>>857412
I can translate for you.
>Εις Αριστοτελη.
>Εγω ουk οιδα την αρχαιαν φωνην, μα τον Δια.
Rough translation but it says "To Aristotle. I don't know the ancient speech, oh Zeus."
t. Ancient Greek-anon.
>>853037
Hitler
Do not invade Russia, the winter
>>852955
"Well done, Jesus. Head's up, lad".
Message for Jesus, 2:30PM, Easter Thursday, AD33, outside the walls of Jerusalem
To Kennedy a day before his assassination:
Wear a helmet. Avoid the bullet.
>>858863
To the chef of Le Lous:
>Do not bring the Kettle aboard
>>853280
thnx
send to my grandpa in 1960:
"invest in buffett's bussiness, give grandson"
>>853281
To Mussolini
Don't invade Abyssinia, keep Austria Free
