You are teleported to Berlin back in 1939 what do you do?
Leave.
> tfw hebrew
>>78649
this
>>78637
buy a ticket to South America.
Go on the autobahn, check out cool architecture
>>78637
search grandma and grandpa
>>78700
nice
>>78692
>>78692
>why
>wants to get rekt by Russians
>not going to America to tell children to invest in Apple Microsoft and Google
>>78697
With what money? You can not bring anything but you clothes and passport from the future.
Wait 80 years then post about it on /pol/.
>>78692
Because my anus dont want to be liberated 6 years later
Check out the sights, then go back to America
>>78637
Hide because I'm half Jewish.
>study theoretical physics under werner heisenberg
>publish all the results of research in the decades up to 2015, putting german science nearly a century ahead of the times
>4 dimensional atomic supernazis swallow entire armies in non-euclidean trapboxes inside of 5 years
>galactic gigareich in 50 years
>also have sex with alan turing
>>78637
Get gassed
Emigrate to America with my grandfather
>>78637
Take a ship to America, invest heavily in companies that I know would be extremely successful today.
>>78763
>changing the inevitable
Germany was fucked from before the war even started.
>>78796
You can't go back.
>>78637
Kill hitler and be remembered as a hero to most of the world
>>78637
leave for the soviet union
pledge my loyalty to comrade stalin
>>78823
I hope you like potatoes.
>>78720
to be honest Berlin looked quite fine for being pounded with air raids and artillery for a year
1939? Nothing, Hitler is behind so many bodyguards, party members and supporters it'd be all but impossible to kill him.
1924? Potentially assassinate Hitler in prison before he publishes Mein Kampf. National socialists would be taken seriously, but whether that would actually make a difference is debatable.
>>78823
Saying that is like saying.
Fly up in the sky and become superman.
You can't just teleport yourself to the USSR.
>>78692
1) I'm not white
2) I don't want to die
>>78845
why would you kill him?
>>78637
Kill Hitler [nospoilersonhis]and wear his face
>>78637
bask in the glory
>>78837
I hope he likes purges and being sent to die in Stalingrad as a conscript.
I leave and try to make Isreal early.
>>78823
>pledge my loyalty to comrade stalin
How cute, he thinks that swear loyalty can spare the gulag.
>>78871
this
>>78823
enjoy your potatoes and gruel
>>78637
Invest in IBM, Boeing, Willys-Overland Motors, Winchester, Ford Motor Company, Lucky Strike and American Tobacco Company.
By 1942 I'll be rich.
>>79016
>being teleported into time
>only thinks about money
>>79029
More like thinking of power and influence to make a change.
>>79073
so what change are you going to make with you money?
and what capital are you going to invest?
>>79073
No, I was just thinking about money. I'm marrying a hottie homemaker and retiring at 30.
Probably attempt to get transported to a ghetto, given my mother's Jewish surname. Or worse, assuming I'm a person who claims to be from another time, get regarded as mentally unfit and locked in an asylum only to be either deported to a camp or killed. Other than that, get the fuck outta there and probably hope I can get smuggled aboard a merchant ship either to the US or UK.
>>79103
>Investing in shitty companies to make some paper
>not becoming hitlet's advisor and buddy and spending the time of you life gassing jews
wew lad
>Be a Polack
>No documents
>The only thing I can say in German is "Hallo, Ich bin anon, Ich komme aus Polen, scheiße, hände hoch!"
>Be arrested and accussed of being a spy
>Get shot
>>79090
Not him but I'd probably rob a bank.
Without cctv, silent alarms and high resolution photographs it's gotta be easier than it is today. And it isn't even that hard today.
>>79146
I don't like Hitler, he seemed like kind of a faggot, I'd much rather retire to a ranch in rural Oregon.
Work to unite the volk against the enemy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Y9P65fGAE
>>79191
>wanting to live in america in the 40s and 50s
shit taste to be honest senpai
>>79194
>robbing a bank like a lowlife when you can do much greater things
>can do much greater things
>can
Yeah, but I don't WANT to. The world is already fine the way things turned out, sotrmfags might not like it but I'm fine.
The only history changing thing I might do is kill George Lucas.
>>78637
>Realize the dream I had about rollerblading in Nazi Germany is about to come true
>>79233
nice
>>79225
>he only history changing thing I might do is kill George Lucas.
can't argue with that desu senpai
>>79194
>"Hey guys, I know about fall weiss! You are going to invade Poland in September! I also know all of your strategy and plans. Heheheh..."
>They conclude that I'm some sort of sueprspy and my knowledge is extremely dangerous for them
>Get executed on a spot
>>78637
Do my best to get to Canada or New York. Nothing but death awaits me elsewhere.
>>78637
Pretend to be Christian
>>78821
>some loser NEET that spends his day shitposting on an anonymous image board would be able to kill one of the world's most powerful leaders
>>79424
>implying since im from the future I couldn't plan the perfect kill
Besides i was sent back in time anything is in the realm of possibility anon
Leave Europe before it turns to shit.
>>78763
>pre-war
>Germany is Europe's largest economy
>post war
>Germany is Europe's largest economy
What is there to change?
Go to Spain, find my maternal great-grandparents and inform them I am the grandson they'll have in roughly 54 years time. Then ask them to let me stay in their home.
>>78763
Who the fuck cares about changing history? I just care about getting me more cash and sex.
>>78721
>>78796
>>79016
>>79319
>>79585
>gets chance to do something great and make a difference in history
>proceeds to be a fucking selfish jew caring only about money and status
this is why your ancestors got gassed my friends, they were selfish.
>>78637
I'd have no papers to prove I'm German, so I can't work. Pretty much means I'd need to get out. Maybe go to Ireland and meet my great grandparents and also dodge the war.
>>79539
>not fucking your great grandmother and becoming your own great grandfather
You had one damn job.
>>79468
>implying that being from the future means you're smarter
good luck being caught and shot on spot for hiding Hitler's closet with a knife.
>>79666
Stop promoting inbreeding Satan!
>>78637
Not kill Hitler, because although Hitler was evil and all that a lot of god came out of WWII
Probably make phat investment bucks and go hang out in Latin America
>>79626
opportunists all of them
>>79626
My ancestors shot Gnatzies.
>>79626
Are you kidding me?
I would jew as many people as I can, fully knowing what I'm doing is terrible.
>>78637
Kill Himmler and steal his identity.
>>79666
Ohh, but I was planning to turn my grandpa into a cvck and fuck my great-grandma.
>>79723
You love your nana, don't you? Some things you just gotta keep in the family, bruh.
>tell hitler i'm an aryan time traveler once he ascends
>help him plot a proper path to victory
>axis victory, all nations become peaceful and homogenous and respect traditional values
>my neighborhood does not have black people in it anymore
>my dad doesnt get killed
i-is this how time travel works? :,)
>>78692
Half Jewish
>>79626
>gets chance to do something great and make a difference in history
Thing is, even though someone could kill Hitler, it sets back all kinds of developments that spawned from everything he did. I think a chance to go into the past should warrant observation, record keeping, and seeing the truth behind things you will never see in history books.
>>79760
what were they?
>>79766
wouldn't expect less of you Mr. Shekelstein.
>>79777
>mfw orphan
Masturbate under the Brandenburg Gate.
>>79882
good point anon, recording things as they actually were is also a very honorable initiative. Although if say Germans did good up all of the clay they've captured I think I'd be right to say that they would very much make effective workers out of everyone on that clay, pushing innovation and discovery way past how it has been in out timeline. They are very effective people after all.
>>78670
Same. I'm gonna take a boat to Denmark and then have a long, long vacation in Sweden
>>78746
only decent response
>>78746
this
>>78746
This
>>80252
stay mad faggot
>>78837
>Comraid, we have enough potatoes to reach the foot of god!
>dissidence! There is no god!
>That's alright cause there are no potatoes.
awkward bump
>>78692
Not nazi.
Correction.
Neither suicidal nor Nazi.
>>80382
>>80382
If you're talking about the Holodomor, things where pretty much the same wherever you went. The Soviets honestly handled it pretty well considering they'd constantly been at it since the Great War.
>>79788
nah, hitler would think your just a raving lunatic with a bad haircut
>off to the gestapo you go!
>>78637
go get laid ofc
>>82349
>seriously responding to obvious bait
>>82458
>>bait
are you fucking retarded
>tfw when aryan
aww yeah
Party like it's 1939
>>78637
>Emigrate to Dubai
>Use knowledge of guns to build an Army
>Lead Allied Bedouin tribes up against opponents to get control of Arab Peninsula while still staying under Union Jack
>Maintain Ties with Britain and help them win the war, use knowledge of the past to make sure things go smoothly.
>Once the war is won and Britain gets off make sure the Israeli's and the Palestinians play nice.
>Gently Ease my way out of Britain, ensure the oil flow remains but diversify industry early.
>Die the grandfather of a successful state and the keeper of peace in the orient.
Feels good.
>>82582
I don't think that will get you too far with your current mindset anon. If you're gonna flaunt the part you gotta have the ideal personality to go along with it.
Get aryan wife for breeding because I have blonde hair, blue eyes and go to my family's village... Heiligendorf and meet my great grandfather who fought in the afrika-Korps. He gets captured and spends the rest of the war in a camp in Africa. I look after my 6 year old grandfather and spend time in the village... Pretty good life To be honest
>>78637
Tell Hitler how to build a functional nuke.
>>85088
Hitler wouldn't be able to tell, however, some of the professors at the University in Berlin certainly would. I'm certain we'd be able to work something out.
Find an embassy
>>78746
Yis :3
>>78745
Noone will be able to fucking tell.
>>78637
same thing id do today, go to a political rally and find young women all exited and ready for action
>>78637
Get the fuck out before shit hist the fan.
>>78874
North Korea still does.
Show hitler my doodles of stealth bombers and warn him about the arabs
>>78763
Hey man, the timeline we live in now is alright for the most part. I'm not going to risk that on some Butterfly Effect bullshit.
What would /his/ do?
Get deported or gassed for being a shit skin
>>87912
Steal it and sell it on ebay because I'm a dick.
>all these communist rats
Explains a lot about this board
I would guide Mien Führer with my knowledge of the future and establish the glorious 3rd Reich
>>88059
But the best thing Hitler could do is keep the Jews so he could make Nazi Jude Wunderwaffe.
>>88059
And you're a neonazi rat, congratulations
>>88376
Still shits all over a leftist
>>78637
Swim to America to enjoy a glorius life for the next few decades
>>88466
Sure it does, because you special snowflake ideology is so much better because you say so
Fun fact, people see you like how you see the "leftists"
>>88576
What ever you say antifa scum
>>88926
>being this pathetic
I'm crying because my dream finally came true. Then I enlist in the SS.
>>78821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempts_on_Adolf_Hitler
Which one are you?
>>88059
>Mein Fuhrer, this crazy person thinks he knows the future
>Mentally damaged, send him to a camp!
>Ja Mein Fuhrer!
>>88970
Just forget about it then, and let me have the last say
>>79687
Anyone here is smarter than the dumbfuck who got his entire country raped
>>78821
>>89088
>American
Not even close
>>>/leftypol/ is on loserchan, degenerate
>>89108
>Scandinavian
>Race is polluted by the blood of Laplanders
>>89116
>snownigger
Nope
I grow tired of conversing with a degenerate untermensch
>>89118
Then what are you?
>some shill called you pathetic on a Mongolian woodblock painting message horn
Oh no, what ever will I do?
>>89129
You'll stay pathetic
>>89137
But I think you are the pathetic one
It's kind of... Cyclical
>>89152
I'm not the one leaking from /pol/ and throwing around meme words while posting nazi imagery.
You are
Honestly? I'm torn between booking it..or enlisting in the wehrmacht. Just so I get to see what hell looks like.
>>89173
No
You are just leaking from some other Shit board like /MLP/
>>89194
See, you're showing how pathetic you are. It's clear you're leaking from /pol/ meanwhile you have to throw meme words at anyone who calls you out on it, thus >degenerate >lefty >untermensch >mlp, etc
Now go back to pretending you're white.
First check out Berlin and other cool shit, then go to Switzerland before september.
>>89173
>posting nazi imagery
LITERALLY
A fucking thread about being in 1939 BERLIN and you complain about having Nazi imagery
You are a fucking tard and I have had enough conversing with retreds like yourself
>>89214
>leaking from /pol/ mean
Please keep saying that like it means something
>>89247
>neonazi
>calling anyone retarded
>>78874
You know propaganda is good when people still buy into it 70 years later
