*Record Scratch*
Cut to a close-up of Napoleon.
"So you're probably wondering how I got here..."
It all started during the great revolution..
*scene slowly faiding away with dreamy voice effects*
Somebody once told me
See that guy?
*zoom in to tall, handsome man*
No not that guy! That guy.
*zooms in to short statured peasant*
That's me.
>smash mouth plays to montage of people being guillotined
>napoleon skateboarding over the bridge at arcole with the french tricolour and a backwards baseball cap on
>>681061
>runs in at the last moment to artillery class, sitting next to the hottest woman in the room who doesn't look at him
Why did he dropped his hairdo when he grew older, /his/?
>>681217
He stopped to be an edgy revolutionary
>>681085
:scene of him open his chest and a bully son of an aristocrat close it on his face and calls him loser:
>>681290
scene of him coming home with the schoolbooks to find his slutty sister Josephine getting in on his his bully in his bed.
>>681217
Balding's a bitch. You gotta make it work somehow.
>>680925
Should be while his army is routing in waterloo.
