Rate Attractiveness: Historical Edition
I'll start.
>>588976
Sometimes I can't believe that guy is Joseph Stalin. But he lacks glorious Habsburg chin
>>588976
7/10
>>588994
10/10
>>588976
11/10
>>588994
-11/10
>>589017
9/10
Acutal young Statlin
>>589064
>looked like a dork in his grade school years.
That's literally most people though., then they "grow into" their features
his face is really long, but his hair is a 11/10
>>589194
I had the very same hair!
... In 8th grade.
>>589194
If we are talking writers there are much hotter ones out there.
>>588976
Too bad I know Stalin had smallpox when he was seven.
![Hermann_Rorschach_c.1910[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Olou9cN.jpg "Hermann_Rorschach_c.1910[1].jpg")
>>588976
2/10
>>588976
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that photo is doctored
>>589314
You are going to get purged.
>>589026
20/10 would sacrifice for
>>589555
Also, less historically related but his face makes me laugh.
>He's not doing something weird, that's just how his fucking mouth looks at rest.
THE perfect man
>>588994
he's got a head like a foot
Rodger Casement was quite the looker
Shame about the whole soliciting underage boys for sex thing
>tfw no Irish rebel gf
Main Ní Tuathail, random Irish peasant from Claddagh, 1913.
>>589555
10/10 Roman as fuck
>>589612
0/10 not loyal
>>589624
1/10 probably not loyal
>>589656
7/10 3rd Roman as fuck
>>588994
>moot is kill
>>589026
Captain/10
>>589745
lame manlet/10
![YuanEmperorAlbumOgedeiPortrait[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qqvCzdt.jpg "YuanEmperorAlbumOgedeiPortrait[1].jpg")
>>590272
7/10
>>589565
I hope you die, people from his city are subhuman tho, to much drugs and shit
>>589656
Why you let me died cousin?
;_;
>>589282
qt french fuccboi
>>589555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqjQG-Tw9FY
>>590482
9/10 all power to his dick
>>589290
Tallest Man in the World/10
>>589555
>I've seen things you plebs wouldn't believe
>Gauls on fire off the shoulder of Orion
>>588976
Commie/10
>>590621
10/10 mai husbando
>>588976
fake picture.
Stop posting that shit
He is a 4/10
>>590301
2/10
Angry Manlet.
>>591029
You know that people can get more than one pic around his whole life?
>>591054
The picture is either entirely fake, or insanely doctored.
You don't just lose all those potmarks.
Stalin was an ugly fat motherfucker, like churchill.
>>591029
You do realize there is can bemore than one photo of young Stalin, right? The guy you posted could easily be the guy in OPs pic
>>591070
No.
He can't.
You don't magically lose potmarks that you've had since a child.
Get the fuck out samefag.
Time for Mosley
>>591093
9001/10
Hans is a solid 8/10
>>591093
I would
>>588976
>>589693
>being loyal to your oppressors
c u c k
>>591289
his friend looked better
Schubert was pretty handsome at young age
>>591289
be there or be square
>>591289
he looks like a stereotypical schoolyard bully
>>591415
>>591406
>>591632
Which he was
>>591424
What's up with Mussolini's eyes? His left eye is looking side ways while his right eye is looking straight.
>>591415
>>591093
Mosley always looked gay as fuck to me. Was he gay?
>>590482
I'd suck his dick desu
>>591632
he stab a kid when he was 10 to give you and idea
>>589533
Rate my nose please, I feel very much the same way
>>591415
Quack
why are filthy commies so good looking
>>591796
Anton?
>>591870
Jonathan?
>>591796
like one of /pol/'s caricatures
I barely recognize any of these people so I'm afraid to rate someone a 10 just to find out they're a mass murderer or something
>>591734
He did give of that vibe sometimes, but last time I checked he didn't suck any dicks, who knows maybe he banged a trap or two in his time
>>591277
Rommel is handsome and husband material
Dude is a 10/10
>>591796
Heydrich?
>>591734
Fascists always give off homoerotic vibes, it's part of their deal.
>>592076
Is this a philosopher?
Step aside plebs
>>591415
He looks like aspergers man mixed with elliot rodger
>>590515
His fella Sapronov is the right answer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timofei_Sapronov
>>592113
>tankies and revolutionaries are this jelous of Fascist manly men
>>591289
Apocalypse Now's fat Marlon Brando really looked like Mussolini.
Tesla was pretty good looking for a guy who was literally an underweight autistic virgin.
>>591611
>Schubert_aged_16.jpg
>16
MODS
>>588976
>>592275
Atatürk could pull off literally anything and still look classy as fuck.
>>589556
That was the entire US before Germans and Celtic immigrants came
Hermann Goering
>>592066
Can't take him seriously. He looks like a python cast member or something.
>>589565
His beard is patchy bullshit.
Lenin's wife
D. Fernando "The handsome"
Does he make his name justice?
>>592849
nigga got that hapsburg inbreed look
4/10
>>592802
what exactly is her problem ? she has something against picture taking or life in general ?
![hm_arthur-wellesley-assaye-1803_4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GFYgoFO.jpg "hm_arthur-wellesley-assaye-1803_4[1].jpg")
>>590621
>>590924
what about wellington?
he was shit at war but he had a fine posture with a holier-than-thou attitude and he was kinda good looking in a more "clint eastwood" fashion
>>591485
>>>He looks like a lego
this shit made me laugh loud as fuck for some reason
>>591415
I love those pursed lips
>>592845
>>592849
>>592853
sempre feliz por ver irmãos portugas a postar em thread veladamente homoeroticas
bota mais para os camónes verem o que cá temos
>>592944
:^)
>>592954
Tasty donuts go on head?
>>592624
I find him ugly but I actually don't know why. Can't find a flaw on his face besides maybe the moustache
>>592918
She lives in Russia, that would make me pissy. Plus everybody posed weird for photos back then; smiling for the camera and putting on a happy wasn't a thing yet. She was probably new to being photographed and just told to strike a pose and stay still.
>>589693
>beard
>roman
>>591856
instigating proletariat uprisings gives a nice workout
>>591856
because communism was the meme ideology back then
>>592991
Bitch, please.
>>593026
Germanic filth was the bane of trve roman features
Shouldda neva gave u niggas money
>>593036
>beards
>Germanic
This was taken only hours before he was executed too
Look at the pride in those eyes
>>592667
>underweight autistic virgin
The upper reaches of society tbqhmf
>>593057
Duck dysesty/10
>>590621
>>590924
idealized portrait/10.
The first impression many had of Napoleon was of a sickly man, tired around the eyes with a yellowish tinge to his skin.
>>588994
jason segel?
>>592802
this looks suspiciously like Hillary Clinton to me
>>593114
She still looks 40 in that pick
>Irma Grese
>the forehead of auschwitz
>>593057
great hair too
>>592918
She's trying to look like a determined strong womyn.
>>592778
Mosley all along was the final missing Python
>>588994
Habsburg were quite literally inbred retards.
>>590291
Shut up you filthy porteño boliguayo.
>>592961
yeah, that's probably not a donut...
old stalin is the best stalin
>>592778
If you're taking fascism seriously, you're doing it wrong.
>>592778
He failed to get reelected after becoming a meme
>>595082
Beta as fuck and not as good as Kawabata
rate my waifu
>>589307
Threehead/10
>>589555
0/10
t. totally not pic related
Okey guys, I won.
>>589290
Nigga, that's Brad Pitt
>>589656
Nicky had the best /his/ beard. I don't know how a woman may feel about his physic, but if I was one I would like to be impregnated by him, minus all the little girls and the sick boy.
>>590482
6/10
Big nose, big forehead.
>>593114
Ratfu?
Friedrich Gundolf
A bisexual jew and best-selling author in the Weimar Republic
>>588994
Mark Zuckerberg pls
>>597516
I can never unsee!
>>592802
Scarlett Johansson confirmed for reincarnation
>>595026
this
>>597070
mac demarco's been busy
>>591626
kek
>>592275
>>592394
Read that Hassan al-Banana.
>>593089
I think you mean this guy
FDR
gerald ford
>>588976
>>588976
...
>>595081
Hey Catholics,
My name is Henry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day living by stupid ass definitions of Divine Authority. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even believe in the written word of God? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the coeternal majesty of the trinity. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much inherently sinful. I'll be the third Wettin Duke of Saxony, and introduced Lutheranism to Albertine Saxony. What titles do you have, other than “jack off to naked painted Marian devotions”? I also studied Catechism, and have a banging pious wife (She just gave birth to our forth child; Shit was SO cash). You are all heretics who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Full length dual portrait related: It’s me and my bride
>>589565
Those fucking cute as shit eyes man no homo.
>>597070
Who is this?
>>599320
The man who tried to save France.
>>599322
Call me Ishmael.
>>593114
She looks exactly like this retarded girl from my elementary school named Courtney that everyone called crazy Courtney because she would pick her nose and send classified emails to Israel during class.
I claim my waifu.
>>599451
heh
you should reconsider that
>>591093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6vZOgYduk
>>588976
Tiny arm/10
>>588976
Fake
Austere protestants confirmed for more attractive than decadent catholics
>>599803
Nope
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_life_of_Joseph_Stalin
>>599941
Ops picture is doctored to shit.
Quit lying through your teeth
>>589297
Looks like John Hannah.
>>591053
Peyton manning? Good luck today!
>>592275
Bill Maher?
>>/pol/
r8
>>588976
>>600278
>that haircut and beard
They had hipsters back then?
>>600295
yup.
>>599203
>those red tights and those shoes
Fucking renaissance fashion, kek
>>588976
Hristo Botev.
Bulgarian revolutionary and writer
>>600127
You don't lose pot marks that you've had since childhood.
It's doctored as fuck.
>>600185
You fucking dolt
>>600470
Read the post you replied to and try again. Moron.
>>600474
>pot marks covering both sides of face
>wouldn't make much of a difference
Checked a bunch of Stalin's photos out of curiosity.
Looks like all of them are doctored.
Funny to think that everyone posted in this thread would kill me if I met them
>>591029
Hobo/10
>>600470
>You don't lose pot marks that you've had since childhood.
Ottomans are qts.
11/10 Übermensch husbando coming through.
>>598773
No joke, Gerald Ford gave my great grandfather his bad hip after tackling him in a highschool football game. They went to different schools on the other side of Grand Rapids from each other.
>>588994
This is a painting, and the artist would obviously bend reality to create an idolized portrayal of the guy.
Just imagine how ugly he must have been in reality.
>>592034
Doesnt that just make the hotter?
>>603141
them*
>>589064
Wasn't he extremely pockmarked?
>>602309
I love this man
>>598768
you're kidding me
>>600185
lol'd
>>602299
They were, though.
>>604895
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>>604918
Coincidentaly, both of them were rumored to be gay.
>>599803
>longer moustache
>other facial hair mostly shaved
>same hair
Yeah, both are Stalin from various moments.
Emile Cohl
>>588976
Can someone post a picture of Herman Rorschach? He's really handsome
>>592970
i think that it's just that overall perma-grumpy look
>>592253
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhard_Heydrich
>>588994
>hereditary rule
>might as well keep it in the family ;)
this is what happens
>>595026
Looks italian.
>>602312
His features look like they were taken from other germans then glued on a big dumb block head.
>>605234
>1986+30
>not fapping to private teacher
Looks like Schwarzenegger.
