Summarize a historical faction in a single sentance, anons guess what it is
Ill start
Genocide and artists are cool
"Umaru a shit"
>>561427
Korea
>>561405
Nazis?
>the spice must flow
>>561405
Fun, sperms and squeal.
I must unite the_____ peoples under one flag.
I wish I was relevant.
>>561485
Dutch.
We were imperial before it was cool.
I'm not eating spice until this archipelago is unified.
>>561766
Akkad?
>>561609
Germanic?
>>561792
Bingo
We'd probably be really important in history if anyone knew how to read our language.
Started the Fascist movement.
>>561427
Bolsheviks
> I should coup this widowed prostitute and fight wars to regain my territories, which are filled with sheep and powerful foreigners
>>561887
Mesopotamians?
>>562075
Ding ding ding.
>>562080
Fucking Linear A man. It probably doesn't say anything terribly important besides palace records and shit, like Linear B. But still. Fuck I want to know what it says so bad.
>>561405
Black white and blue uniforms
>>562089
>It probably doesn't say anything terribly important besides palace records
>palace records
>not important
Are you really a historian?
First nation to adopt Christianity
Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?
>>562136
USA
We are more British than Britain.
>>562141
Yep. More specific part though.
>>562165
north ireland?
>>562176
NORN IRON
>>561907
Arditi Free corps? D'Annunzino?
>>562169
Quote from some U.S. Marine Sergeant guy I forgot the name of during the battle of Bellau Wood prior to charging German positions
>MUH INTEGERS
>MUH RATIONALS
>>562202
Falklands?
Muh patricians
>>562202
Ring-a-ding, baby
> I make my bodyguard kill some dude, is discovered, and I exit life to enter history.
> Hey, this tribe of white, shiny plated, horseback-riding conquerors are better than our old dirty human sacrificing idiots, lets help them against them.
> Then we get massacred by swords and disease
>>562257
Tlaxcalans
>>562267
Yes. Keks were had reading Todorov's Conquest of America. Great book too.
I cant afford it after the war
>>562109
Palace records are good, but they're no Hammurabi's Code or epic poetry. It'll tell us more about their culture, sure, but they're not the holy grail of archaeology.
im a fascist now lmao, please still like me
>>561405
>We worship stars, I mean we are Germans now and Christia-, I mean we are Danes, I mean Russians...shit
>>562254
Hint?
>>563754
Baltics
>>563782
Yup
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>>561405
"Ooga booga kill monarchs"
>>563799
Monrchs? In plural? Can only be 1792 or some random radical christian sect.
Only successful slave revolt in history.
>>563821
Right
>>563799
Russian revolution
>>563841
Haiti?
>>565094
Yep
>>563776
Modern, part of any South American country's indispensable dictatorships
No fun allowed.
>>565367
Che?
>>565389
>>565396
Close.
A completely invincible state until the based king of it died of leprosy.
>>562187
russia or pre-famine ireland
>>565418
can i be based king
>>565418
france?
fucking trying to remeber junior hs his class
>>561609
Ghengis Khan/Mongols?
>Too big to fail
>>565499
macedonia, rome, pursia, russia, mongoles
>>565499
spain and the ottoman empire aswell
>>565499
United States of America
>>565504
>Russia
Bingo.
>>561907
Action Française and the Cercle Prudhon?
Boulangists?
>>562244
Coriolanus and the Volscans?
Conquerors hate them!
Local family achieves world relevance with these weird marriages, learn how!
Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.
>>565767
Habsburgs austria
to be or not to be that is the question
now in 3 offical languages
>>565862
The Swiss.
>>565866
no
>>565862
>to be or not to be
Denmark?
>>565862
Vikings
Let's rape and pillage this ancient land far away from where we originate and name it after ourselves, then try to wipe out the people who have been living here for millennia.
Clue: Not the Angles
>>566276
Portugal
>>565913
turkey
2easy
Bomb these fuckers back to the stone age.
>>565416
Vargas
>>566276
Coptic Christians
>>566302
America.
I will drown this invading soldier, that should proof he ain't no god.
Remember when I converted to fascism that one time and destroyed my great poltical career, good times
>>561405
Even my poop is frozen and also there's an elephant in the room.
>>566354
Oswald Mosley?
>>566314
:)
>>562187
Malta
>>565416
Allende
>>566348
Mesoamerica
>>566799
Hannibal on the Alps?
>>566808
bingo bango bongo
>>567895
>bingo bango bongo
Danny Kaye and the Andrews Sisters
>>567895
Congolese.
>>562089
Dammnit I love the Minoans. Their society and culture was so cool and comfy. They lived in cool houses on the Mediterranean coast and their women went around with boobs out.
>tfw not living in an 80s mythology film
>>561790
Gajah Mada
>>561405
>"My ancestor cult justifies me invading all of my neighbors"
>>565574
no
>>571895
USA.
In the modern world we are all neighbors.
>>571909
nope
>>571895
Glorious Nippon
>>571932
Bingo
