What historical figure would you most want to meet in the afterlife?
(assuming there is an afterlife)
Thomas More,Julius Caesar,and Desiderius Erasmus are probably my tops
Hitler tbhfam
>>402939
diogenes
cao cao
temujin
>>402988
Seconded Genghis, assuming I'd magically know Mongolian
Prophet Muhammad
Newton
Dawkins
>>403005
??.
>>402939
Pyrrhus or Timur.
>>403088
for the sole purpose of laughing at him i assume
>>403005
>>403103
>mfw if there is an afterlife I can laugh at Atheists
>mfw if there is no afterlife nothing will matter
>>403111
amen pepe
>>402939
Cyrus the Great
Rasputin
Sulla
Vlad Tepes.
Assuming there is an after life, the only logical answer would be Sargon of Akkad
>>403231
ow the edge
>>403231
I think you added to much salt on your lunch.
If there is no afterlife, we be dead, nothing matters then because we would just be rotting corpses. So no one can tell, "I told you" and be smug about it. Unlike if there is an afterlife, the possibilities are there.
>>403268
this. I would ask about how he feels about how BBC blame him for the wage cap. Assuming we would somehow understand each other though.
>>403159
was cyrus the great white?
>>403430
yes, yes he was.
>>402939
Not a stormfag, but I'd want to meet Adolph Hitler. Just to be able to discern historical narrative from fact, see what kind of man he was behind the propaganda.
>>403472
Or how about you actually read up on him from a respected source like Kershaw?
>>403472
it's my understanding that he'd be a huge disappointing faggot
>>403100
Yes, Pyrrhus
Billy the Bard
>>403512
This. Pretty much once you get past the propoganda, Hitler is an uninteresting neckbeard.
This is literally a man who read a bunch of genre fiction novels as a teenager, and then spent the rest of his life thinking they were valuable literature.
Op's mum
Agrippina the Younger,
She fucked her brother during her teens (Caligula)
seduced and married her uncle (Claudius)
seduced her son (Nero)
mfw
>>402939
I don't know about you, but I'll be meeting Jesus after I die.
>>403952
>Agrippina the Younger
Feminists actually worship her.
>>404121
She sounds pretty hot.
Teddy Roosevelt
>>402939
ALEXANDER..Nobody comes near this man . Along with a proper Photo OP because yours is shit
>>402939
So much this. Alexander was really the great, except for his multi-culti booness
>>403492
Kershaw is a ¢uck
>>404335
That's not even the same bust you daft cunt
>>404966
What the fuck does it matter Better picture and quality Im superior both in mind and body to you. you little hack!! run along
>>402939
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Denette
Christopher fucking Hitchens
Sam Harris
Carl Sagan
Black Bill Nye
Real Bill Nye
A handful of Anti-theists and Atheists
George Carlin
Barack Obama
Jesus
St. Peter
John
Mark
Matthew
Luke
Paul
Caesar
Napoleon
Hannibal
Cyrus
Pyrrhus
Alexander
Thomas More
Machiavelli
Dostoyevsky
Plato
Aristotle
Socrates (Maybe he existed)
Buddha
The Amazing Atheist
Francis Schaeffer
Don Lemon
Netanyahu
Stalin
C.S. Lewis
J.R.R. Tolkien
Martin Luther
Martin Luther King Jr.
Jan Hus
John Wycliffe
>>403005
>>403291
>So no one can tell, "I told you" and be smug about it.
Because that's all the really matters.
>>402939
Based Plato, bitch. Wrestler, philosopher, overall alpha that got his name from being broad as fuckk. Who the fuck else? Maybe Rasputin and Hitler. Saint Germain too.
But if I have to choose?
Still Plato, bitch.