>jesus' miracle birth was a result of an affair which was never proven
What other bible stories can /his/ prove wrong with modern knowledge
>>381130
>>381130
Jews invented Solomon just to say WE WUZ KINGZ
The only thing moses spread was his 90 y/o wifes legs
>God speaks to Moses from within a bush that is on fire, but doesn’t burn
Hologram
>Moses performs one of the miraculous signs shown to Him by God when he has Aaron throw down the walking staff that changes into a snake.
Robot snake
>Moses tells Aaron to take the walking staff in his hand, and hold out his hand over the water of Egypt. After this, all of the water turns into blood throughout all of Egypt.
Algae bloom
>Moses tells Aaron to take the walking staff in his hand, and hold out his hand over the water of Egypt. After this, a plague of frogs comes throughout all of Egypt.
Genetic engineering
>Moses tells Aaron to take the walking staff in his hand, stretch out that hand, and hit the dust on the ground with the staff. After this, all of the dust in Egypt turns into a plague of gnats throughout all of Egypt.
Biological warfare
>God sends swarms of flies into only that part of Egypt outside of Goshen, where the Hebrews live.
Pheromones
>God sends a plague against all the animals of the Egyptians, and all of those animals die. However, none of the animals of the Hebrews dies.
Biological warfare
>Moses stands before Pharaoh and throws soot from a fire into the air. In the air, the soot becomes fine dust and spreads out over all of Egypt, causing people and animals everywhere to have eruptions of festering boils.
Chemical warfare
>Moses stretches out his walking staff towards the sky, and a hail storm with fire comes to plague all of Egypt outside of Goshen, where the Hebrews live. It is the worst such storm in Egypt’s history to that time.
Fire bombings
>Moses stretches out his walking staff over the land of Egypt, and a plague of locusts comes and covers the entire land of Egypt. The locusts eat everything green on every plant in Egypt.
More pheromones
>>381173
>Moses raises his walking staff; stretches out his hand over the Red Sea; the sea divides across its width; and all of the Hebrew people and their animals cross the sea on the dry ground of the sea floor.
Repellor beam
>God went ahead of the Hebrew people within a cloud pillar during the day time, and inside a pillar of fire at night
Lasers
>Moses is involved with the detoxification of (removal of poison from) a water source.
Iodine
>The Hebrews are fed by eating quail (birds) that come to their camp during the twilight of one evening; and the Hebrews have manna to eat every morning for 40 years.
Soylent
>the Glory of God appears to the Hebrews in a cloud in the desert.
UFO
>pyramids
Aliens built them
Yam Suph does not translate into Red Sea, but Sea of Reeds. The "parting" of the sea more likely happened at the now dry lake of Tanis.
>>381157
not quite. Solomon likely was a historical person, but he was more likely a backwater petty king of Judah rather than an international super-king.
>>381130
The whole of Exodos has basically been disproven at this point.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient/archeology-hebrew-bible.html
>>381173
You had me at robot snake
>>381130
Tip top thread OP
>>381816
Ty bby
Neatly everything in the bible are stories that can't be proven. There poll was a Jewish carpenter named Jesus but his story is exaggerated and the son of God rising from the read cliche is really unoriginal.
Maybe Joseph and Mary did have sex but told others differently?
>>381967
It was confirmed by midwife.
>>381967
Maybe someone cummed in their hand and shoved it up Marys pussy while she was sleeping
>modern knowledge
Yes, thank Dawkins modern science discovered affairs so now we know sex can exist out of wedlock, this explains everything.
>>381229
>Solomon likely was a historical person
There is zero evidence for this
>>381130
>mfw Christfags tell kids abstinence is the only 100% effective form of birth control
>mfw according to their own mythology it's not 100% effective
>>381130
maybe she was artificially inseminated, allowing her to still be a virgin
>>383983
Why do Christfags hold virginity in such high status?
It reminds of those people that call themselves "wizards" for being a virgin in their thirties. It's not something to be proud of.
Can any Christfags explain this?
>>381130
jesus' mom was a slut and his dad is such a delusional c .uck that he invented an entire religion to excuse away her infidelity
>>383991
Because their "god" was a 30 year old Jewish kissless virgin who lived with his mom.
>>384003
Now thats a religion I would follow
>the seige of troy never happened because its more convientent for my particular beleifs
>>381232
There is plenty of evidence that the red sea was parted
>>385285
Top. Kek.
What if he was just some shitty carpenter turned wandering prophet and his followers made up the whole virgin birth thing several decades after his death to make him seem more magical?
>>383991
I don't think you have a firm grasp of the wizard thing
>>382210
>>385353
Explain?
>>381130
Miracles aren't real
>>383832
Other than you know, evidence.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon
>>389453
Nice link. Let me quote something from it:
>no material evidence indisputably of Solomon's reign has ever been found.
>>389487
Except you know
>>389493
:^)
>>381130
>le "miracles can't be real because they're miracles" face
>>389493
>posting a trilogy
>fellowship of the foreskin ring
>return of the king of kings
>the twin towers
>treating them as separate books
>>389557
>Memers on /his/ are now a religious scholars
Blasphemy
>>389493
>>389557
You forgot part four.
>>389597
>those subtitle errors
>>389599
In a hole in the ground there lied THE BOOK OF MORMON. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with no divine revelations: it was a holy-hole, and that means GOD.
You should read the book zealot by reza aslan.
>>389493
Behold, evidence that Spiderman is real!
>>389650
>>391325
>spider man is explicitly stated as a work of fiction
>There is no basis of history for Spiderman
Kekno.
Go back to reddit.
>>391567
The Book of Mormon is a work of non-fiction.
So why don't you believe it? Historical analysis?
There is no historical evidence for Jesus's life or miracles as described in the bible. The most that historians can agree on is that Jesus was baptized and crucified.
>>391594
I never discredited the Mormon heretics.
I am not versed in their history or religion, but they are not Christians.
However, Jesus of Nazareth was very much real, and it's not the reality of his existence, but the reality of his impact on society.
E.g. divine inspiration
Please leave your /r/atheism tier memes out of this.
>>391786
By this logic Islam is also the one true faith because of its impact on society.
>>390539
literal mudslime propaganda
>>391804
Western civilization has not risen to prominence because of Islam.
They still are stuck in the desert fucking Goats.
>>391862
So technological advances mean truth? Anon pls. Europe's prominence has nothing to do with its Christianity.
>>383864
FUCK I hadn't thought of that. Well shit. That's hilarious.
>>392881
>The churches preservation of knowledge after the collapse of the Roman empire had nothing to do with the rise of Europe
>strong European values were not founded in the Christian faith
You're a moron.
Go watch Civilization by Kenneth Clark. The church was essential to the recovery and rise of western civilization.
Truth is relative, for western civilization, the Christian God is truth.
>>393327
Yeah, sure anon, only a Christian church is capable of preserving knowledge. No other possible, conceivable organization could have done it. Truly Europe would be lost without the church
>>393335
The fact of the matter is it did, not that someone else could have (they probably couldn't, the church was the largest most powerful institution).
You're grasping at straws here.
>>393395
>The fact of the matter is it did, not that someone else could have
We were talking about why Christianity is true for doing something special, or more special than Islam. If some other organization could have done it then they aren't special.
>>393975
You're missing the point entirely, truth is RELATIVE, for WESTERN civilization Christianity is what is true and powerful and respectable. For the Middle East it may be Islam, for China shintoism?
Russia, Orthodoxy.
And so on.
>>394466
That's idiotic. Christianity is a universalist religion and claims to be based on literal divine revelation from the creator of the Universe.
>>394466
>for china
>shintoism
gud 1 m80
>>381130
Unless you have evidence you haven't proven anything wrong. This is a near impossible thing to prove.
>>394466
What's true is true for everybody
>>395810
Incorrect.
Completely and totally incorrect.
>>395845
>what is objective
