Who were the greatest virgins of all time?
DEFINE "GREAT", AND "TIME".
As a group
The Popes
Well not all of them
>>349343
He spent his entire day at the bar or in his kekshed while his two wives fucked and made merry with other men
>>349343
>>349419
kekoldry is a spook
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Read somewhere this guy was a virgin. Dunno how true that is.
>>349445
He gave a lot of the D back in the day.
>>349343
Newton
What is with philosophers and being virgins? Are women just a distraction?
>>349353
You are becoming very obtuse and annoying sir
>>349474
IT IS A VALID REQUEST; THE FACT THAT MY PERSONALITY "ANNOYS" YOU IS IRRELEVANT; THE "ORIGINAL POSTER'S" (YOU?) QUESTION IS OVERLY VAGUE.
>>349470
I think, that after a while, you become so bloody enlightened that that the fucks given about anything but philosophy is absolutely zero.
>>349494
or maybe they were so incompetent with women that they just turned to philosophy?
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>>349470
Scholars were not supposed to marry, for some time.
Moral philosophers usually only believed in sex under marriage with the aim of having children, not pleasure for the sake of pleasure. Some married, some didn't.
>>349470
plenty of philosophers weren't virgins. Nietzsche wasn't a virgin. Voltaire wasn't a virgin. Wittgenstein wasn't a virgin. Plato wasn't a virgin. Aristotle wasn't a virgin. etc etc
now something common among philosophers is bachelorhood; plenty of them never married.
>>349499
>or maybe they were so incompetent with women that they just turned to philosophy?
It may look strange for someone like you, but some people don't have as their ultimate goal in life having sex with women. Not everyone is a chimpanzee that only cares about his dick.
>>349532
So, you're a faggot then ?
>>349526
>Nietzsche wasn't a virgin
>>349767
You trying to say Neat-cha wasn't one of the best looking philosophers?
Bitches screaming the Ubermench name while riding that mustache
>>349810
Apparently he only scored once with a prostitute, but being famous in Italy I think he probably banged a few Mediterranean qts
>>349840
Probably a bit too alpha to care about getting women desu
>>349851
I think Nietzsche admitted he was bad with women and a huge fuccboi himself, something along the lines of "i am quite a different person than when i'm writting".
>>349419
I doubt he was a virgin.
>>349916
The dude couldn't bear the sight of naked females, much less touch them.
That coupled with his literal apathy towards everything and considering the people he hanged out with were probably the types to introduce him to leftist proto-empowered wymyn really makes it unlikely that he ever fucked any of his two wives, despite one of them getting knocked up
>>349937
>leftist proto-empowered wymyn
do you also think simone de beauvoir never had sex? how fucking detached are you from reality? feminists fuck, too, you know. well, I'd know.
>>349470
That and many people fit to be philosophers or people interested in philosophy likely have awful social skills.
>>349937
>his literal apathy towards everything
Stirner talks about how much he empathizes with people in his main work.
>>349426
He fugged Mary M..
>>349445
>implying he didn't give her the d
>>349767
Considering he died of syphilis, I have my doubts he was a virgin.
>>349937
>The dude couldn't bear the sight of naked females, much less touch them.
Huh, was he a homosexual? Also is this stuff detailed in Mackay's biography of the man?
Anyhow, considering that he apparently fell in love with his first wife rather young and it was expected that you consummate a marriage, I would wager he at least gave it a shot.
>>349353
I LOVE YOU, REI
>>349526
How the hell would anyone put up with Wittgensteins personality to fuck him? Dude was batshit.
>>349445
He made a child to his Dutch servant. But overall he wasn't much interested in womyn.
>>349353
I HAD A *GREAT* *TIME* PUTTING IT IN YOUR MOTHER'S ASS
>>349767
He first had sex at 15 to a 33 year old Countess.
>>349937
lol what a faggot
>>349366
Papist scum
>>349343
>Who were the greatest virgins of all time?
You are greatest one OP!
Kafka wasn't a virgin, but he hated himself for his deficiencies in dealing with women.
>>351546
Cisgender sex though?
>>349526
>Wittgenstein wasn't a virgin
I believe he was until the bitter end. Granted, he was in love a couple of times, but he never had sex apparently ( or a stable relationship).
Me.
What's the big deal about Kant? His philosophy was new and revolutionary, sure but why is his onviously flawed shit still held in such a high regard? Actually, most philosophers are flawed to a point where you cannot seriously follow their doctrine. Epicur is based, the rest a shit
>>349499
> Having sex with women
> Hard
>>353707
Fuck off normie
>>353784
But it objectively isn't, it just depends on your standards. Saying that doesn't make you a "normie" (back to /a/ or /r9k/ you shall go).
>>349454
vastly underrated post
>>351819
Pretty sure he died of brain cancer
>>349445
Impossible.
>>349426
I once heard somewhere along the lines that in the social standars at the time meant that if you were going to have influence or be listened to you'd have to be a married father who owned some land.
>>356055
He had gay sex all the time
>>360714
no he didn't, he was a godfearing christian
>>349863
>"i am quite a different person than when i'm writting"
Iktfb
>>353518
He had sex with Francis Skinner at least a few times, and with a woman when he was young. Possibly more. Not a Chad, but not a virgin either.
>>349343
Pretty sure he didn't even do fag shit.
>>349494
Aka Wizards.
>>356055
lot of buttsex desu
>>349343
The Jesuits are the greatest virgins of all time.
Isaac Newton of course.
Lived in his sister's basement.
The champion of /r9k/.
>>353411
Karl YES
Once a girl (Aurora Koenigsmarck or something) tried to flirt with him and he pretty much REEEEEEEEEEEEE'd his way out
>>349353
> "since I already gave the definition of virgin myrself !"
>>353707
having sex with the women you WANNA have sex with is
