Let's play a game.
Someone posts a philosopher, and then someone has to explain one of their ideas in 140 characters or less, and follow it up with another philosopher.
I'll start.
There's no logical reason something has to be a certain way based on how it is; you can't derive an "ought" from an "is".
>>341816
Metaphysics are bunk, not yet unproven ideas with explanatory power and readily shown false are useful.
Arendt.
>>341823
...readily able to be...
>>341823
Human rights are essentially impossible to properly enforce due to the fact that there cannot be effective governing bodies greater than sovereign states, therefore sovereign states have no incentive to not ignore human rights when they conflict with their policy.
>>341839
Pursuit of happiness is the greatest good. Also, religion gets in the way of me being able to indulge my feels
>>341839
Pleasure is the ultimate good in life; the complete lack of pain is the ultimate pleasure.
>>341845
Greed is good.
>>341846
The true human being is diseperate from the physical form, and by virtue of this the true ultimate happiness is also independent of the physical world. Someone who is ultimately truly happy is happy no matter their physical state.
>>341891
the moral life is the one where you only do what you yourself would wish to become "universal law"
>>341848
Everyone has a right to personal property. Positions in society should be open to all and everyone should have an equal chance of attaining these positions. The talents and abilities of those most well-off in society should be used to benefit those who are least well-off.
>>341911
Having an orgy with a donkey, your sister, and a man, is worse than having a wank
>>341973
Having an orgy with a donkey, your sister, and a man, is not worse than having a wank
>>341923
Values aren't found by reason, but created by the strong asserting will. The good life is one you would relive over, without resentment.
>>341973
The idea that me giving aids to children is immoral is just an ideological construct used to support unjust power structures against the individual.
>>341985
That shouldn't have made me laugh anywhere near as much as it did.
>>341988
>>341994
Fuck this world and fuck Hegel.
>>341973
Knowledge is rarely for its own sake, and is frequently used to classify and control minds, bodies and objects. Knowledge is power itself.
>>342078
It is not pleasurable to shit because you have removed an impediment, the pleasure lies in the ace itself.
>>342034
> Merely pretending to be retarded
>>341973
When in doubt say the word, "discourse".
>>341907
Life sucks
>>342028
Logis is Reason, both are totality.
#Weltgeist
>>341973
"I'm a huge faggot"
>>341907
God operates on love and cannot be understood through reason
>>343181
>heidegger
>less than 140 characters
yeah right
>>341806
>Plato
There exists a realm of perfect forms or ideals.
>Tegmark
There *only* exists a realm of perfect (mathematical) forms or ideals.
>>343181
Men have come to live unauthentic lives because the modern world distracts them from their eventual non-existence. Fuck Jazz music.
Hayek, if you don't consider him a philosopher, Locke.
>>343181
>we must achieve authentic communion with being by killing the jews
>>343484
>Hayek
Econonic information can be transmitted only by individuals operating in a society free from the intervention of authority.
>>343508
And i choose De Maistre
>>343515
>De Maistre
God rules. The Reformation sucks big time. The State is pretty good but we need to find a weird guy to be the executioner.
>>343507
"Into the trash you go"
>>342034
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>>343557
Both Durkheim and Marx were absolutely right. Society is made of incommensurable spheres of activity. Theory is hard.
>Rousseau
>>343603
DUDE FUCK THE POPE LMAO
You should live soberly, read the bible yourself and talk to God directly instead of relying on middlemen. Obey your ruler.
>>343603
Fuck the Jews, fuck the pope, I'm gonna get support from random dukes who hate Jews and compliance to the pope
>>343914
I'm a 16 year old at heart
>>343181
The Being Beings the Being with the Nothing-Being
Heil Hitler
>>343914
>Have you ever noticed how everything is like...
>WEIRD LOL xD
>>343985
Forgot pic
>>343994
Fucking hell this is embarrassing
>>344000
You mean the fact that you don't understand the greatest philosopher of the 20th century?
>>343914
life's meaningless but so is death so let's change the rules
>>344013
You're supposed to be the one describing his philosophy nigger
>>344188
I was talking about him meme'ing on Camus you double nigger.
>>344199
>Camus
>Greatest philosopher of the 20th century
Well
Baudrillard I could MAYBE accept at a fucking stretch, but now I know to disregard your posts
>>344213
Well, who do you think is the greatest philosopher of the 20th century?
>>344227
Witty
inb4 the dick
>>344234
haha pleb
See, I can do it too.
>>344253
Bait harder c.uck
>>341940
The universe is mental, held in the mind of the all.
Also... as above so below
>>344269
>shitposting on your phone
>in a philosophy thread
>while knowing nothing about philosophy
>>341988
Music is outside and superior to all other art forms as it is not an imitation of the representation but of the will directly.
And fuck hegel
>>344251
I had this dream once where an angel told me that the conquest of nature shall be achieved by measure and number.
>>344306
Also...
>>344227
>dude philosophy makes no sense it's all just language games you fucking retards squabbling over nothing
>wait what do you mean I killed philosophy? holy shit but I love philosophy, I didn't mean it honest!
Bravo, bravissimo
Not just the greatest of the 20th century but the GOAT!
>>341911
Aristotle's God was actually the Jewish God all along
>>344084
it's pointless to discuss ethics because there's no objectivity. Now lets play some fucking language games brah
>>345191
Everything is God and you don't have free will.
>>345191
>dude, what if like, the universe is actually god, what if we are like part of him
>smokes blunt
>>345241
this is the most perfect of all possible worlds, everything is a new thing and these things are infinite
>>345241
Not having free will for spinoza is kind of a huge simplification tho
we're just waves in the ocean
>>345292
>NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING, AM I BEING HELPFUL YET?
>>345452
no pic? here's one i guess...
>>345470
>free will exists because i say so, don't oppress me with your "logic"
>>345497
okay, that made me kek
>>345545
"You're responsible for everything that ever happens ,anywhere ,whether you want it or not"
It holds true in a way but is far too theorized to actually hold any meaning. Also too much emphasis on the individual while the whole point of civilization is about being a whole.
>>342569
Don't have children.
>>344316
Ummm, mind in matter? I honestly don't know senpai.
Have a fun one
>>346195
M—C…P…C'—M'
>>345241
∫(d(f(x))/dx)=f(x)
>>346347
Ace
>>344316
>the sun
>it can poop