Confess your boos /his/, i'll start:
Romaboo
Byzaboo
Angloboo
Prussia pro
Romaboo, Kaiserreichaboo, Bavariaboo, and Celtaboo
Imperial Russia boo
Byzantine boo
Weird as I'm not even orthodox
>>333968
>Bavariaboo
Why?
>>333950
>Angloboo
>Prussia pro
Disgusting
>Romaboo
>Persiaboo
>Bonaparteboo
>Spainboo
>Britonboo
>Scotboo
Romaboo
Napoleonaboo
Russiaboo (includes Soviet period)
Angloboo
Romaboo
Englandboo
Paleolithicboo
Romaboo
Laconiboo
Persiaboo
Romaboo
Angloboo
Why is France so disliked on /his/?
Frankaboo
>>334161
If anything I'd think that France is viewed much more positively here than normies view it.
Normies just think HAHA SURRENDER HAIRY ARMPITS CHEESE HAHA
>>334258
To be fair senpai, there is a lot of cheese
>>333950
DELENDA EST
Translation: Delete this!
>>334161
France is just boring to me
Werhaboo
Rhodieboo
Fankoboo
AMERICAboo
British Empireboo
Romaboo
Crusaderboo
Spainboo
Napoleon Bonaparteboo
Italian city statesaboo
Perisaboo
booboo
Romaboo
Byzyboo
Francoboo
Russiaboo
Crusaderboo
>>334023
Illuminati
Roman womenboo
>>333950
Romaboo
Byaboo
Persiaboo (includes Mediaboo, Parthiaboo, and Safavidboo as well)
Scythiaboo
Franceboo
Boo!
THIRD WORLD SHITSK HERE
USABOO
USA USA USA
Crusaderboo
Swedenboo
Prussiaboo
Persiaboo
Britboo
Romanboo
Persiaboo
Steppe nomadboo
Great empires make me erect.
>>333950
Romaboo
Celtiboo
Angloboo
Slavaboo
Rhodieaboo
Ameriboo
Tangaboo
Confederateboo (t. Norther who wants to move South)
Weaboo
>Main boo
Pan-Celtaboo
>Lesser boos
Old Angloboo
Yugoboo
Polaboo
I like it when they're generally on the losing end of history, but have intense if brief moments of glory.
Napoleonboo
Jewaboo
Slavaboo
Byzaboo
Boulangaboo (the man himself not the politics of his supporters)
>>333950
Euroboo, literally all of europe-aboo
I love all of their history, but Frankaboo and Medivalaboo first and foremost
Tocharianboo
Romaboo
Confederateboo
>prussianbooism
>russianbooism
oh my sides
Romaboo
Three Kingdoms fanboy
>>334161
you're thinking of the Italians.
Wehraboo
Kaiserreichboo
USAboo
Romanboo
Prussiaboo
Carthaboo
Celtaboo
Austriaboo and by extension Hungariaboo
Slight Byzaboo
General Slavaboo
Sovietboo
I respect the French a lot but they just don't interest me enough to become a boo for them
Ottoboo
Russiaboo
Germaniaboo
>>335235
>Ottoboo
but why tho?
>>335254
I like the sound of Mehteran bands outside of Vienna, killing and raping all the white people, burning the cities down to the ground, and howling Turks in every street.
>>333950
Ouiaboo
Schweissaboo
XIX cent Ameriboo
Weeaboo
In that order. Learning German is making me think the Germans are pretty fucking cool, too.
>>335257
Fair enough
Although they did get Blown the Fuck out by Poland :^)
>>334270
and alot of hair
Romaboo
Persiaboo
Grecoboo
Portuboo
Italiboo
Frenchboo
>HREboo
Turkboo
Englishboo
>>335283
>HREboo
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
>>335264
Happened to me. Learning the language made me learn the culture and honestly Germany pretty cool.
>no Egyptaboos
>>335292
>>335292
>>335336
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Romaboo
Austria/Austria-Hungaryboo
>>333950
Veniceboo, Prussiaboo, Americaboo
>>335428
>Austria/Austria-Hungaryboo
my nigga
Russiaboo
>>333950
Romaboo
Grecoboo
Gaulboo
Byzaboo
Frogboo
Monarchyboo
>>333950
Romaboo
Rusaboo
Mongolboo
Puniboo
Sovietboo
Hellenaboo
>>333950
Romaboo, Hellasboo, Russaboo, Spainboo, and VoCboo
Slavaboo, angloboo, crusaderboo, boerboo
>>333950
Romaboo
Mongoliaboo
'muricaboo
His Majesty's Royal Navyboo
not really franceboo history wise but am a closet francophile
>>333950
Romaboo through and through
Ancient Greece is interesting but all the recorded history is extremely exaggerated because the Greeks are filthy liars
Trojan war will forever be a favourite period of time though
Ottomanboos here
its really fun how just the mention of this empire can still cause anal pain years after they ceased to exist
>>333950
Indiaboo
Slowly becoming sveaboo
Who is your Romafu? Claiming best boy for myself
>>335875
Claiming Trajan
I'm a total british empireboo
>>335893
I heard thats essentially the historical equivalent of being a çuck?
>>335875
Claiming Sulla
>>335919
Nah, it's just what anyone with a brain who studies history ends up being.
You wouldn't understand, you commie nigger.
>>335925
>get shat on by the afgans
>get shat on by the zulus
>get shat on by the japs
pretty embarassing empire t.bh
>>335923
Sulla is what I imagine 4chan would be if 4chan were a Roman dictator
>Manipulating women and killing them for the lols
>Executing hundreds of people cos they disagree with you
>Fucking traps
>>335938
>losing a single battle
All those wars were subsequently won.
At least the British doesn't raise its little white flag whenever they hear some say "gesundheit"...
Grecoboo
Romanboo
Byzanboo
Ameriboo
>>335941
>All those wars were subsequently won.
British won round 2 against the Afghans. Wouldn't call the first a success.
Interga weeaboo, I just love those shitty islands and their history.
Kind of am Euroboo, specially renaissance period
Afriboo, I just feel there's so much to know about that place we haven't discoveted yet.
Weaboo
Royal Navyboo
Frenchaboo
Slavaboo
Bperboo
Renaissance Italyboo
Germaboo
Byzaboo
>>333950
Franceboo
I'm a Romaboo and Ottoboo I just like empires which are melting pots of cultures interesting things come out of it .
>>333950
Persiaboo (Achaemenid)
Athenboo
Byzantiumboo
Austriaboo
Prussiaboo
Russiaboo (including USSR)
Germanyboo (German Empire)
>>335235
>>335866
Ottokeks are just sad, they had so much potential for greatness, not just allowed by their position and wealth but also the quality of their citizens when they captured the educated and wealthy Greeks, Armenians, Jews escaping Spain as well as strong military value Turks but they blew it all on their faces now whole world has to deal with the middle-east mess.
It is like looking at something that could be great but Turks ruined it now all that is left is a mediocre empire that peaked for a century to rival Europe then left a big underdeveloped and backwards mess.
>>333950
romaboo
englanboo
germanboo
and the occasional weaboo
>>336174
Oh, almost forgot Swedish Empireboo
Romeboo
Bizaboo
Spainboo
Polanboo
Nederboo
Franceboo
Norgeboo
Rate
>>336212
>Polanboo
Well hello there, old friend. Long time no see.
>>336215
>tfw Poland now owns more of Prussia than Prussia did at the end
Well, shiggy
British
Varangaboo
Scandaboo in general
Deutschaboo
Dutchaboo
Weaboo
>>336216
>Prussia united the German peoples and is an economic powerhouse even despite two world wars and being split in half during the Cold War
>Poland is an irrelevant nation which no one but the Pope likes
Well, shiggy.
>>336222
>Prussia is both geopolitically and culturally deceased
Shiggiest of shiggies
>>333950
Naziboo
Euroboo
Colonisationboo
Deal with it
>>336224
eh?
>uniting the German peoples, Prussia became Germany
>Germany is pretty fucking significant geopolitically
>Prussian culture is alive and well in north Germany
shiggier than shiggiest of shiggies
Prussiaboos need to go back to /gsg/, /his/ is far too cultured for your army with land.
Romanboo
Byzantineboo
Persiaboo
Greekboo
Egyptboo
Ancientcivsingeneralboo
maybe even a bit early ottomanboo desu
>>336222
There is literally nothing interesting about Prussia, whatsoever. They were a braindead, uncreative people who ruined Germany forever with their militarism and robotic slave mentality.
>>336248
>There is literally nothing interesting about Prussia, whatsoever.
I was the anon argueing with him, and this is very much untrue anon. Stop lying.
>all those barbarianboos in this thread
>>333950
Romaboo
Sinoboo
Mongoboo
Francaiboo
Orthoboo
>>336240
>tfw we could have had the Danubian federation if Gavrilo hadn't fucked us up
>tfw we could have been a great power but now we're just a bunch of irrelevant nations because of Woodrow Wilson and perfidious Albion
Gott erhalte Franz Den Kaiser.
Gott strafe England.
Ugandaboo
Koreaboo
Eireaboo
Malagasyboo
You are all casuals.
>>336257
Tryhard
>>336250
A bunch of people from a bland, infertile land were better at killing people than anybody else. Unification under Prussia was the worst thing that could have possibly happened to Germany and that's the reason why things are so bad today. Germans were once great intellectuals, composers, and artisans before "Prussiantum" killed it all and led them and the western world as a whole to the path of self-destruction it is now on.
But if military history is your thing, knock yourself out, I guess.
>>336270
Sounds pretty metal desu
>tfw somehow turned from romanboo into hard byzaboo
not even sure when it happened, maybe after 12 byzie rulers
>>336273
Personally I think still existing is pretty metal desu
>>336280
eh, we're on a HISTORY and humanities board to begin with.
>>333950
pooinlooboo
mine are:
Wehraboo
Hungariboo
Wehraboo
Wehraboo
Slavaboo
Wehraboo
I'm disgusting, /his/.
Romaboo
Spainboo
Dutchboo (because I'm dutch)
>Aztecboo
>Carthageboo
>Saxonboo
>Mongolboo
>Old Europeboo
Come at me plobs
>>333950
Vikingboo
>>336175
How are they sad when they were seen as invincible till lepanto and actually did make life better for the people under them for a few centuries, every empire declines and gets fucked up its natural aside from rome there aren't many empires that went strong for so long as te ottomans.
>>336309
>Dutchboo (because I'm dutch)
most people that are Dutchboo are Dutch it seems.
>tfw not interesting enough for foreigners
Americaboo
Austroboo
Angloboo
Polanboo
I also used to like Japan because I thought it had an interesting history but I got called a weebaboo irl even though I hate anime, so I stopped reading into it to avoid my friends associating me with weebs. I cannot rememeber anything about Japan at this point.
For context I'm American
>>333950
>Romeboo
>Veniceboo
>Weiboo
Germaniaboo
Romaboo
Byzaboo
Caliphboo
Anglaboo
Saxaboo
Haithabu
Steppeaboo
>>333950
Slavaboo and franceaboo
any polynesianboos?
King David is my husbando
>>333950
Prussiaboo
Austriaboo
Post-Boshin Japanaboo
Byzaboo
Chinaboo
Ethioboo
Imperial Russiaboo
Chinaboo
Assyriboo
Baltiboo
>>333950
I'm a boo for everything except Anglos, Scandinavians and Poles.
They are so boring and pretentious at the same time.
Teaboo (Englishboo)
Romaboo
Byzantineboo
Weeabooshevik
Reconquistaboo
>>333950
Frenchboo
Burgundianboo
Prussianboo
AncientAthensboo
SPQRboo
Vikingboo
Templarboo
Mongolsboo
Dutch Republicboo (actual Dutch)
Naziboo (no racist)
Swissboo (so neutral)
Basically I am boo for democracy and republicanism as well as barbaric hordes trampling more advanced civilisations. The nazis were just awesome as fuck pic related.
>tfw no dutchboo's except for Dutch people.
Germanidealismboo
>>336827
>Revolution literally took 80 years
>Nobody remembers it
>Shitty one year American revolution far more well known
>Gothicboo
>Carthageboo
>Welshboo
>Dutchboo
>Magyarboo
It's a distinct, abstract type of boo.
>>333950
Romaboo
Helenicaboo
Deutschaboo
Portuaboo
classic Weeaboo
>>333950
Iranboo as fuck
Also moderated altaicboo and frenchboo, but in this later case it has little to do with history and a lot to do with food and qts.
I also like russia but I won't consider myself a russiaboo.
Judeaboo
Jewboo on the whole
Caucasian/central Turkicboo
>>336827
Ask yourself why.
Pro-tip: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liever_Turks_dan_Paaps
>>336862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_Zouaves
>>336827
>tfw niet bekend maar wel een lekker blond oerhollandsch mokkel in je bed
>>336862
Perfidious Francia's alliance with the Ottomans was much more substantial than the food aid we received from the Sultan.
Just because some Dutch Pirate conquered Iceland for the Ottomans doesn't mean shit.
>>336862
>not understanding it means hatred for catholics runs even deeper than the obviously deep hate against muslims
>>336902
True, but France has a lot to compensate it t.b.h.
>>336903
But that's horrible and awful
>>336918
>France a shit compared to Holland tho
>>336827
But Garl Zagan was a huge dutchboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvY8dQQI13Q
>>336921
A lot of history is horrible and awful. That is why we should study it if we are to have a future that is not so horrible and awful.
>>336935
where did it all go wrong?
I tend to defend actions of countries taken during the cold war no matter the nation.
>broman
>perutard
>aztaku
>polynesia geezer
>ottomaniac
>koreaboo
>mongoloid
I like cultures that are very different from my own, especially if they had interesting art or violent histories.
>>336943
>where did it all go wrong?
Those are Brits.
Well, William III moved our Stock Exchange - first in the world - to London, before dying himself without an heir.
Before that we had the Rampjaar, when we got jumped by Spain, France, Britain, Cologne, and Munster.
After that we had the Tullip Crisis.
And not long after that we had the Napoleonic Wars, where our radicals took control with French backing and became puppetized, before being incoroperated into the Empire and then later on our royals got what they wanted, even though they were complete shit, every single one of them.
>>333950
I'm being a Mongolboo lately after listening to the Dan Carlin series. Got a couple books off Amazon and been listening to Mongol throat singing on YouTube.
>>336979
>Mongol throat singing on YouTube
>tfw saw Hanggai live
You're allowed to be a lill' jelly
>>333950
Carthageboo
Pol-Lit-Commonweaboo
Hungaryboo
>>336981
>tfw learned throat singing before it was cool
>tfw too much of a hipster and started disliking it now
>>336298
>Slavaboo
>Wehraboo
Pick only one
>>333950
Francaboo
Eiraboo
Celtaboo
Hollandaboo
Romaboo
>>333950
Sumerianboo
Assyrianboo
Babylonianboo
Hittiteboo
Persianboo
Egyptboo
Phoenicianboo
Veniceboo
>>337047
>Sumerianboo
I genuinely thought you wrote "Surinameboo"
>>335875
Claiming based Marcus Aurelius
>>335875
>uuh hey guys thanks for making me supreme leader and allowing me to save the republic>>335875
. Now that I'm done, here's your facism back.
Claimed so hard.
Germanboo
Imperial Brazilboo
>>336175
I'm fairly sure that they fulfilled a good amount of their potential.
>>337054
God zij met ons Suriname, broer.
Bulgariaboo
Seljukboo
Safavidboo
Mughalboo
Sikhboo
Marathaboo
Reconquistaboo
Hellenicboo (Classical Greece)
Irishboo (pre-Normans)
Hungaryboo
Polandboo
Dutchboo
>>337281
>Seljukboo
>Safavidboo
>Mughalboo
why.jpg
>>337328
Not him but Safavid history is great family
>>337328
The Safavids had amazing art and Shah Abbas was an outstanding monarch.
The Seljuks were the Muslim equivalent of the Normans; former barbarians who became zealous in their new faith and heavily-steeped in their adopted culture (Persian for Seljuks, French for Normans). Malik Shah was a fine ruler of that dynasty.
The Mughals were simply badass from Babur to Aurangzeb. They consolidated nearly all of the subcontinent and built flourishing architecture that combined Indian and Persian.
If you notice, all 3 are Turko-Persian societies that paid close attention to the arts. It's why I greatly admire them.
I appreciate all these Romaboos, but no love for ancient Greece?
You guys can't be serious
>>337425
They didn't do shit aside from copy the Romans
>>337434
>>337434
b-but
>muh philosophy
>muh rome falling in love with greek culture
>>336298
>Wehraboo
>Slavaboo
literally one or the other faggot
>>337434
are you serious?
Angloboo
Sinoboo
Weeaboo (I mean this is 4chan)
Romaboo
>No cossackaboos
>>337621
Slav =/= Russian, retard.
There were plenty of Slavs in the Wehrmacht and the SS.
>>338251
Don't forgot Poland and Serbia getting screwed over and fucked too
East and West slavs are still slavs just because hitler made a convenient exception for SOME south slavs doesn't mean shit
>>338272
>Slovaks
>South Slavs
You just went full retard. Not to mention
>your ancestors were allied with Hitler, but some other Slav countries got buttfucked so you have to feel bad for them
>>336235
>and soon become turk colonial
Well, whatever make you sleep at night, Hans
>>333950
Selucidboo
Romaboo
byzanaboo
persiaboo
abbasidboo
mughalboo
vikingboo
celtiboo
>>333950
Romaboo
Byzaboo
Angloboo
Russiaboo
1st, 2nd German reichboo
Austriaboo (Also Austro-Hungary)
Napoleboo
>>336804
The term is Ouiaboo.
Grecoboo
Minoaboo
Scythaboo
Victoriboo
Edwardiboo
Georgian-Angloboo
>>333950
Romaboo
Francaboo
[spoiler]Abyssiniaboo[/spoiler]
Carolingiaboo
Imperialismboo
Trenchboo
Mongolboo
kinda Romanboo
used to be vikingboo until I read about battles involving them
brave my ass
good fighters my ass
losing to Inuits LMAO
>>338788
I enjoy pre Islamic Persian history i find it interesting that they held a large multi ethnic empire without much hasstle
Persiaboo
Ethiopiboo
Maliboo
Italiboo
Tibetaboo
Indonesiboo
Steppeboo
Incaboo
Mauryaboo
Bactriaboo
Basically:
1) Did I just eat their food and think it was damn tasty?
2) Is their music good/interesting?
3) Do they have an interesting start in a Total War/Paradox game?
4) Are their women hot?
If you can answer yes to any one of these questions: congratulations! I'll buy a book on your history at some point and intend to visit your monuments when I have the cash
>>339926
>Implying Vikings were anything more than pig shit covered hairy barbarians
How are you not ashamed for liking those faggots?
Sinoboo, Napoleonicboo, Helleneboo, Romaboo... pretty standard fare honestly. How do I get less boring? ;_;
Kaiserreichboo, Britboo, Engliscboo, Byzaboo, Timurboo
>>340001
>reading comprehension level 0
>>340001
I wouldn't blame him, since our culture constantly peddles that VIKINGS WERE THE GREATEST WARRIORS EVER horseshit. See that Vikings meme show on History Channel in which they're all noble but ferocious warriors who cut through the hordes of Saxons like they're made of cardboard. If you grow up believing shit like that you start idolizing them.
>>340018
>How are you not ashamed for liking those faggots?
>>336566
Rashidunboo
Mamlukboo
Carthageboo
Germanboo
Mesoameriboo
Plainsindianboo
Maoriboo
Kaiserreichboo
Egyptboo
NativeAmericanboo
>>340017
>Timurboo
Neat
>>336187
Sweeaboo too.
I wish Gustavus could just pat me on the head and tell me I did good.