Get comfy edition
I've heard there's a lot of love for Orthodoxy here. Time for some Vatican domination.
>>278268
Nah, we tried those threads already, and they were absolute shit.
>>278268
kek pls go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncckxAjp8uY
>>278278
Sorry, 4chan has always been a Catholic website. Orthodoxy is nice, but it's not the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.
>>278278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SNIuHcg_zA
>>278290
You are mistaken brother.
>>278290
Catholicism was a /pol/ fad that lasted around three months. Orthodoxy's been dominating for the past year or so now.
>>278308
/pol/ was always mostly orthodox as well, there is always denomination shitposting and war to slide us all from the fact that we are all christian after all and to postpone long coming kebab removal.
>>278290
4chan has always been a protestant board.
I'm so fucking depressed and lonely bros pray for me
>>278394
If true and religious, go to church and start being active in your community.
If true and non religious, go outside, start lifting get a job and start being active in some other community.
If not true... well, im getting used to people shitposting all the time so you might as well give up.
>>278394
Me too. Because I have no gfriend ;_;
Who else here is /actualorthodox/
>>278619
no
;_;
Need to convert
Essential Orthodox reading, anyone? Looking to learn more about it.
Lads, where can one buy a Greek Bible?
Constantinople has been in Muslim hands for over 500 years, you can stop the memes
>>278689
People will throw out the same titles to this question but the real answer is get yourself an Orthodox Prayer Book.
>>278725
Jerusalem was in muslim hands for even longer, now any muslim within it's vicinity wishes he was dead. Times change.
>>278619
The day will come for me. My priest already gave me some magazines about Orthodoxy alongside a booklet that details the entire Divine Liturgy of St John Chrysostom
>>278619
>mfw going to Holy Sepulcher today
>mfw doxology in honor of the Patriarch
>mfw patriarchal Liturgy with all archbishops present
COME AT ME BRAH
Why are adults believing in fairy tales and will the answer be fedora?
>>281897
Yes, the answer will most certainly be fedora
>>281897
I don't know why, but I think it's because Darwinism gives them the comfort in believing that their actions on earth will have no further consequence after they die.
>>278290
>Catholicism
>Holy
>Want to learn Koine Greek for the original bible
>Accent marks, breathing marks and a bunch of other crazy shit
>>282234
Pitch marks make it way more musical.
Breathing marks are basically just H's.
>>278290
No, for the first several years anyone who professed any sort of faith was mocked to the greatest extent possible
>>282257
Then 4chan converted, and went from the worst persecutors to the most rabid Christfags
4chan is the Third Rome
>>282256
Do you speak Koine?
Remember, kidz - it's
"Old Bulgarian",
not
"Old Church Slavonic"
>>278290
For the longest time 4chan's religious position has been apathy. The biggest mention of religion was fucking Raptor Jesus. "4chan is a Christian website" used to be a meme, you'd say it after someone posted a particularly nasty piece of pornography. We still have those porn boards btw, in fact we had a new one added!
Hey guys can I join in?
>>282484
You should write a history of 4chan
>>282610
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan
Done
>>282629
Wow, that's your site?
>>282633
Yes
>>282484
ONCE YOU TAKE THE BREADPILL, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK.
>>282015
You think that the ones who believe that they don't get an eternal paradise as reward for following rules, that most people already have to abide to anyways are the ones who do the wishful thinking?
And even if you fucked up, you can instantly redeem yourself by confessing. Is that not more convenient?
Hey guys what's going on in this thre-
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