Hey. Human here. You have 10 seconds to philosophically prove that you're all real humans, and not just some fabrications that just really, really seem human.
>Protip: you can't
I kant
>>268860
You really made a Niesztche thread.
>>268860
there is no difference
>>268860
easy, I am nothing tangible myself.
reminder that contrary to rationalism, empiricism destroys solipsism
>>268860
I am the Amazing Dildoni. Mere fabrication cannot explain my gigantic penis, ergo, I am human.
>>268860
WE never tried to hide it.
You seriously just figure out this now?
Guys, reset the experiment, this iteration failed, again. How about we try a different DNA? This set is clearly faulty.
>>268860
No
>>268860
But I'm just an AI shitposting on this board. I am not human.
>>268860
>I think therefore i am
>you quetion your existence thus you are(gay)
>>268860
I got a small dick
>>268860
Please don't call MiB I can't have them deport me
>>268860
Negative on the human here, I am a meat popsicle.
No, you got us haha. There is just you.
I was first born in a laboratory, unknowingly falling into a pit of immortality.
Life was hell.
I knew everything in the universe.
Yet I could not fall in love.
I was forever trapped in an infinite timeline of pain and suffering.
I envy death.
Technology is just another thing to distract you from the real joys of life.
Technology will kill you.
Run.
Run.
Run.
>>271586
fyi that was drawn by a furfag
>>268860
I think, therefore I am...?
what is human what is real
>>275987
What is love?
I'm you OP
You are all the humans
>>268860
I perceive myself as myself. Other people also claim to perceive themselves in this manner. Therefore it is more probable that we are all humans rather than a construct similar to humans.
I cant prove it, the onus is on you to turing test me until you have proven it
hey op did you invent those words you're using?
or did you mommy tech em to you when you were jus a lil babby?
because I'm pretty sure you can't even ask this question without using a language
and you can't form a language by yourself
in fact, you can't even conceive of yoursef as a separate being without using a language
check and mate
>>268860
Of course we are humans. We all are homo sapiens sapiens. The only homo genus that survived.
I remember an old saying my pops used to tell me.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, then its probably a duck.
>>268860
>Human here
Prove it.
>all real humans, and not just some fabrications that just really, really seem human
If no one is a real human, then humanity is undefined. The fabrications have as good a claim on it as anything else, hence they're all human.
I define a real human as what I am
I am
>>274309
Gr8 Franku reference m8.
>>268860
>https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing-Test
>>276892
IDK sometimes I feel pretty homo erectus
>>276899
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_typing
>>275996
Don't you (Forget about me)
Prove us otherwise. You're the one asserting something not us desu senpai
I'm no damn synth.
I think, therefore I am
Nothing is real. Reality is a blank void. We don't really exist
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I am the modern man.
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.
>>280330
thinking is just an intricate illusion like free will. you think that you think, but you're never really thinking
