If you could offer a piece of advice to anyone throughout history, who would it be and what would you say?
To:Varus
Don't trust Arminius, he is a dirty german that want's to see our destruction.
Sincerely anon.
dont drust venishuns x-DDDDd
t. future
Stop Yakub
Hitler
Don't invade Russia.
Constantine
>honestly, go easy on them, fucking is totally fine with God
>you and I both know you don't really believe in that shit anyway
>>1364910
To: Nobunaga
Don't trust Akechi Mitsuhide, keep your bodyguard with you at all times. Also, name an heir other than Hideyoshi, sure he's a great general but he can't plan for shit and will fuck up the invasion of Korea and then plunge Japan into a new dark age.
>Napoleon
>Just take a breather, wait to invade for ONCE
>>1364922
nice dubs and I was actually going to say this too
Don't eat the fruit your stupid cunt.
>>1364910
Disease is spread by tiny, tiny creatures, not by demons. Alcohol can kill these creatures, as can boiling water before you drink it.
>>1365297
Burn the heretic!
Marx
listen to Bakunin
uranium is useless
don't bother the u.s.
>>1365183
Dear National Socialists of Germany,
Don't allow Hitler to be your leader.
wait to attack Russia after winter
Don't get on the boat
>>1365453
they never learn
>>1365452
They were already told that and did it anyway
>>1365453
This meme has to die
THEY ATTACKED DURING SPRING. They only took so many casualties because when winter finally rolled around they weren't properly equipped due to Hitler thinking he could roll over the Soviets like he did in France, Poland, etc.
dON'T CROSS THE RIVER
Makhno: Don't believe Trotsky, he's a dirty Marxist.
To pay some random arab criminal to kill baby Muhammad in 570 before he invents the world's most dangerous religion and value system.
Tell my parents to never meet
>>1366029
This
To the Negus of Aksum/Abyssinia/Ethiopia Ashama/Armah: if a bunch of scruffy dirty whitish looking people come from the north and start speaking cryptically using religious imagery and figures you are familiar with, cut their heads off.
