Historical figures whose ass your pretty sure you could beat?
For me, I pick Pedro II of Brazil. I can just imagine him coming at me like he's going to talk his way out of the imminent ass whooping and then I just pounce and start fucking wailing on him. I'm pretty sure I could put this dude 6 feet under, no contest
You?
>>1349995
does Oedipus count? I could kick his incestual ass
ez
i could definitely beat this bitch nerd ass
>>1350040
You think you could beat a master swordsmen who probably saw dozens of street fights and full out battles, and who somehow survived till the very end after most of his colleges were dead?
I'm not very strong
>>1349995
I could probably beat MLK to a pulp desu
im pretty confident with my strength
Pretty sure i could beat this
Attila the Hun hands down.
>>1352310
>>1352304
desu anyone could square up against Hitler and obliterate his ass. he was always a bit on the manlet side
John Lennon
For sure I can beat the shit out of Hitler, Churchill, Stalin, Pot Pol, and Castro.
>>1349995
I can beat everyone in this thread so hard they'll become historical figures.
Sucker punch this cunt
>>1350074
Yea.
>>1349995
Why brazilians make such a shitty threads?
Probably.
>>1353170
It's a butthurt Paraguayan
