(Christian) Heaven or Paranirvana. Anons?
>>1342173
Neither. Valhalla.
>>1342240
Objectively the worst afterlife destination.
>>1342244
>feast on food for for kings
>Fuck valkyries
>watch world events in reflecting pool (if you're bros with Odin/Thor you can influence)
>battle with bros in the courtyard
>wake up in feast hall and do it over if you die
>save world at the end of time (Ragnarok)
Not really seeing how this is not the best heaven
>>1342244
>>1342257
>Fuck valkyries
Can you fuck your bros instead? I'd be down to get myself some action with a bunch of hot, burly, bearded, viking men instead :3
>>1342267
You absolutely can! Germanic paganism had a ritual called "embrotherment" in which men were considered (legally) to be married, and would move in together. Norse were pretty lassaiz-faire sexually so I don't see why heaven wouldn't let you fuck your friends.
>>1342281
The Norse had a mindset similar to the Romans, though, in which they considered the passive sexual role to be unmanly and shameful. If you fuck your burly friends, there's probably a chance that they will resent you for it. But who knows, there might be a no homo clause lost to history that allows two men to fuck without it being shameful for either of them.
>>1342296
If you both act many who has to know who is the bottom?
>>1342296
What would happen if the sexual activity was limited to non-penetrative acts such as frotting and kissing? Would someone be shamed, anyways?
>>1342373
It's not like the sex police are in your longhouse observing your sex. You could just pass it off as being really good friends.
